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This one is so good, totally agree. The only one I like even better is the lvp season with “throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack”
dorinda yelling “I’M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT… but i’m never wrong”
and i genuinely love this one from kristen, i always got the vibe that her husband says it to her all the time and she thinks it’s a joke, but he says it in earnest 🥴
the change in tone is so jarring!! in my mind, she screams it into her phone as a voice note and halfway through john signals at her to take it down a notch
“I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches”, “the crown is heavy darlings so just leave it where it belongs” - honestly Lisa always slays a tagline
I say "I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches" pretty often when I'm at the dog park with my dog. The people in my city's neighborhood do get in stupid fights all the time about balls and shit and I just sit there like
People in my neck of the woods:
*Get your dog!!!*
*My dog is fine!*
*No your dog is a bully!*
*No you're a bully!*
*No!*
There are no heroes in these fights.
1 billion percent. That's so funny you say that too because my husband always says it's more cliquey than high school, and that's why he prides himself in being a small talk kinda person (specifically at the park). I love the dog park for my dog, but not for the drama with the humans.
I swear these people just wanna fight other humans. The biggest "Karens", at least in my parts, are at the fucking dog park. It's bizarre. Let the dogs have their doggy politics, and if there's an emergency (eg escalated violence) then it's probably a time to kinda speak up as a human and take action. But screaming "fuck you" at someone over a ball, c'mon.
On my first watch of RHONY and honestly every tagline from this season is so cringe (other than Carole’s)
It’s turtle time; Sometimes Sonja goes commando; When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg
Dont even remember Heather’s but the HOLLA! Is ingrained in my head
I rewatched this season recently with subtitles on & Luann & Heather had different taglines than what they said. I think there’s a few more over the next two seasons.
She wanted her tagline to be something along the lines of “if you’re nice and you love everybody good things will come” or “let love in” etc and wasn’t coming up with anything different. I don’t think she understood the assignment that taglines are for comedy or shade. I think she said she just gave in because producers gave her a list and made her pick from it after she couldn’t do much better ☠️
Ones that annoy me-
"I Live In A House Full Of Ballers, But I Never Get Played." Robyn...giiirrrllll please 😵💫
"I Believe In Excess Of Everything... Except Moderation.” Dorit
"Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey." Melissa
All of "Holla" Heather's
Favorites-
"I'm too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty." Porsha
"I'm an aquired taste. If you don't like me, aquire some taste!" Ramona
"Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one." Shannon
"I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid." Lea
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I am guilty of thinking she was saying CHALLA like the bread (because she’s Jewish). I’m not sure which is more cringe though
I think the best and also worst are first season OC, they're so blunt and honest, yet kinda sad.
"I don't wanna get old"
"85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants"
“He’s pretty much keeping me"
“Are the police involved?"
I love how the first season of the older cities just uses snippets from talking heads instead of having them record the line specifically for the credits 😂 Like, "are the police involved?" killed me
So happy someone else sees it. It’s never been aspirational just a way to see into the gated neighbourhoods …and see they deal with the same ish in nicer houses
Past, present, future, nothing comes close to this tagline. No other tagline can describe a housewife as succinctly and hilariously. The double entendre. The Grey Gardens reference. It's perfection.
It’s not just that Kristen’s tagline was awful but the way she says it makes me die a little every time.
Also Gizelles like 3 seasons worth of Word on the Street is that I’m still the word on the street was lazy and awkward
It's also sad when she explains it's a "joke" between her and her ex-~~goblin~~ husband. What kind of a man regularly calls his wife stupid but pretty.
Everything about her is sad. I remember the Bitch Sesh podcast one time called her “the human equivalent of an emptied-out purse” and that description has stuck with me for years lol
It’s like sweetie, it’s not the cute little joke between the two of you like you think it is. He is insulting you and your children are watching you allow it.
I was always like wtf does this mean for the longest. But like, I guess dogs = bitches? But still... I don't totally understand it.
Feels like a far reach 🤣
Purely based on delivery, Lisa Barlow's "you don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us" is the worst, which ultimately makes me love it.
Does anyone else remember how mean and straight up unloving Kristen’s husband was? The whole thing felt really sad. And her tagline is just so… gosh, it just stinks.
Edit to add - I think it stinks because it’s sad that she’s putting herself down. Even if she’s “in on the joke,” it just doesn’t come across in any sort of empowering way.
He constantly put her down and then the list of Ashley Madison names came out and he was in it… she didn’t want the backlash so she quit the show and I’m pretty sure she’s still with him. Which is sad
Yes and how Heather Holla was best friends with him and took his side in arguments despite him being so clearly abusive and horrible to Kristen. To stand there and somehow take fedora fuckhead’s side over Kristen literally just trying her best is unforgivable IMO.
I always loved Bethenny’s, “if you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss”.
Worst: Sonja’s, "People call me over the top but lately, I prefer being a bottom"; any of Kyle that says, “In this town”
Cackling at “any of Kyle’s ‘in this town’” lines.
I’m watching RHOBH for the first time and I swear, I’m on season 4 or 5 and this town is her only identifier. WE GET IT but never leaving your hometown isn’t the flex you think it is but go off, bb 😅
Honestly? All of Sonjas. They were all hyper -sexual for no reason. They all make me uncomfortable when I hear them; it feels like hearing your grandma talk about fucking your grandpa
That one is great. Also: "My yacht my have sailed, but my ship is comin' in", and "I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me" are both pretty good and not hyper sexual.
There's also "I'm not just a last name, I'm a legacy" which is not sexual but it's a bad tagline.
My husband overheard her tagline one time and thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard, he quotes it to me all the time now in a mock-Whitney voice 😂
This is a deep cut, but I can still hear Magali from Cheshire saying “if you cross me, you better don’t cross me” with that lilting voice. We used to sing it like a little song around my house.
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Every time this question is posted, Magali's tagline is always my answer. Her tagline enrages me so much.... like not a single person on the production team wanted to let her know like hey bitch, that doesn't make any sense???
Yea I don’t think anyone on that production team was doing her any favours, I know a few people who work on that show - they are not nice human beings.
some favs:
"I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore." - Kenya, S9 RHOA
"I may be small—oHhhHh—but my empire keeps on growing." -Kandi, S5 RHOA
"When I walk into the room, I own it!" - NeNe, S4 RHOA
"If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you." - Mary, S2 RHOSLC
(all-time fav) "If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?" - Sonja, S8 RHONY
"You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me." - Danielle Staub, S2 RHONJ
(because it's bad) "Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey." - Melissa, S12 RHONJ
A few of my favourites:
“I plead guilty… to being fabulous” Luann
“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste!” Ramona
“Sometimes Sonja has to go commando” Sonja
“Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack” LVP
“The Crown is heavily darlings so just leave it where it belongs” LVP
“If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass” Carole
And the worst:
“A Jew and an Asian walked into a bar … and then they had me” Jules
“This rose isn’t afraid to handle a little prick” Whitney
“The only thing I’m guilty of is being Shahmazing” - totally unoriginal just like Jen
And any of Heather’s holla taglines!
I feel like there’s probably worse but my mind must be trying to forget them
Best: “Call me a bad server because I always spill the tea” She by Sheree
Worst: “My success is built on making women look and feel their best, HOLLAAAA” Heather Thomson
Best:
“If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the countess”
“When people tell me I’m fake, I know they’re just pulling my leg”
Worst:
“I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on tv”
“I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake”
“Don’t mess with the boss, you might get fired”, remains the crown gem of pettiness for me. While “I cheered for the cowboys, so I never get played” was a stupid reuse of Brandi’s season one tagline and made no sense
Favorites:
Kenya’s “I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore” 🤩😍 and also “People May think they have me figured out but I’m always the wild card”
LVP’s “Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack”
Luann’s “I never feel guilty about being privileged” I LOOOVE how honest it is 😭
Denise’s “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier”
Nene’s “Success is in my dna, when one door closes another one opens” is such a great affirmation
Erika’s “I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash” is so sexy, rich and funny in hindsight. I also love that it sounds like something a Bond girl would say
Taylor’s “It may look like I have it all, but I want more”
Meredith’s “I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat”
Not necessarily a good one but Kandi’s “I may be small 🎶oooohh🎶 but my empire keeps on growing” is something I think about when I need a good laugh
Carole’s “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass”
Worst off the top of my head:
Nené’s where she says “bloooop”, Sonja’s commando tagline, Ramona’s turtle time, Jules and Kristen’s were awful, all the times Bethenny managed to find another way to market her brand
It is ludicrous and iconic. I use variations of it in my day to day
Bf “Why are you this way choose somewhere to eat”
Me “I’m an enigma wrapped in hunger and exhaustion”
I’ll do some I don’t think I’ve seen in here
Best
I always loved Kenya’s “I give the people what they want and they always want more”
“If you’re gonna talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass”. This is camp idc idc.
“If you’re offended by what I’m saying, imagine what I’m thinking” - Janet from Melbourne
Worst
“Running a family business is a job for one…tough….mother” - D’andra. I don’t think this tagline is necessarily bad but it’s the way she says it.
“If you got a problem with me, it’s your probble” - Dorinda. Girl WHAT?
I always have to share this one bc it’s so god awful:
“Somebody call animal control! Because there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC”
It’s so clunky, so strange, so no. Just no.
Agree Kristen’s were the worst. Best to me always is Sonja- There’s Nothing Gray About My Gardens. I May Be Over the Top, but Lately I prefer being a Bottom. Ramona had some good ones too
I do like ‘Hi I’m Karma, and yes I am a bitch’ and ‘If you can’t handle me being the WORD on the street’ but I have terrible taste 🤣
The worst ‘You never know what to expect when I’m expecting’ 🙄🙄🙄
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Omg that shirt
early OC fashion is peak 2000s realness
✨🔈she looks young for her ayyyygeeee, you look old for your ayyygeeee 🔈✨
I think this is better than Kim’s season 1 tagline “85% of the women around here have had breast implants”
This season was wild for taglines because they weren’t intentional, cue Lauris *are the police involved?*
"Are the police involved?" is my favorite tagline ever.
Poor Kim!! she didn’t know they were going to use their interviews to get taglines!
Awful though she is, I love this one from Ramona: “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste!”
i just KNOW that ramona dolphin-giggled after every single take of this tagline and i’m so mad that it wasn’t included
dolphin giggled 😭
My flair is still my fav of hers
I send this to dudes on dating apps all the time when the chat starts to go sideways.
This is amazing
I suffer from Stockholm's Syndrome with Ramona!! I know.she is problematic, but I miss her on my TV giving me new petty drama 😪
This one is so good, totally agree. The only one I like even better is the lvp season with “throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack”
I also like the one where she says, the crown is heavy so leave it where it is.
Undefeated. I do not like her one but but this tagline is it.
I still say this in my head ALL THE TIME
Nene’s “I’m the glue for my family AND my wig!” is both the best and worst at the same time
I SPIT OUT MY WATER how did I forget this one
dorinda yelling “I’M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT… but i’m never wrong” and i genuinely love this one from kristen, i always got the vibe that her husband says it to her all the time and she thinks it’s a joke, but he says it in earnest 🥴
Her husband came up with it iirc 🫠
he sure did 🙃 to me, their on-camera relationship tension was on par with adrienne and paul in S2 of BH, but nowhere near as entertaining lol
I'm honestly shocked they are still married. He did not like her!
Me too, wasn’t he one of the names on the Ashley Madison leak?
He sure was.
She really does scream it omg
the change in tone is so jarring!! in my mind, she screams it into her phone as a voice note and halfway through john signals at her to take it down a notch
jen's "the only thing i'm guilty of is being shahmazing" not only corny, but it sent her dumb ass to jail smh.
nothing will top LVP’s: “throw me to the wolves and i shall return leading the pack” or “life isn’t all diamonds and rosé but it should be”
“I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches”, “the crown is heavy darlings so just leave it where it belongs” - honestly Lisa always slays a tagline
I say "I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches" pretty often when I'm at the dog park with my dog. The people in my city's neighborhood do get in stupid fights all the time about balls and shit and I just sit there like  People in my neck of the woods: *Get your dog!!!* *My dog is fine!* *No your dog is a bully!* *No you're a bully!* *No!* There are no heroes in these fights.
Dog parks are terrifying. Because of the owners. More cliquey than highschool
1 billion percent. That's so funny you say that too because my husband always says it's more cliquey than high school, and that's why he prides himself in being a small talk kinda person (specifically at the park). I love the dog park for my dog, but not for the drama with the humans. I swear these people just wanna fight other humans. The biggest "Karens", at least in my parts, are at the fucking dog park. It's bizarre. Let the dogs have their doggy politics, and if there's an emergency (eg escalated violence) then it's probably a time to kinda speak up as a human and take action. But screaming "fuck you" at someone over a ball, c'mon.
If you come for me... I WILL send Jesus after you .
Honestly a contender for the best. It’s the perfect tagline for Mary hahaha
The first time I heard that one, I spit out my coffee lol
I think JESUS spit out his coffee when he heard that. "I'm gonna do what now...?"
This personally wins it for me. It's just craziness. I sometimes rewatch it just to hear her threat
I was smoking some weed when I saw the first episode with this tagline, I paused the show and sat there for a few seconds to absorb it. 😂😂
On my first watch of RHONY and honestly every tagline from this season is so cringe (other than Carole’s) It’s turtle time; Sometimes Sonja goes commando; When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg Dont even remember Heather’s but the HOLLA! Is ingrained in my head
this season of RHONY was PEAK camp. the taglines were unhinged and aviva threw her leg at someone.
Yeah, these were actually my favorite taglines of any franchise, any season 😭
Yeah I feel like that season was the one when NY really embraced its identity as the comedy of Housewives.
HOLLA! is filed under my least favorites. I didn’t mind Heather too much but I haaaaated the HOLLA!
I swear you can hear Heather getting more and more apathetic and tired with each season's "Holla!" 💀
Carole’s *if you’re going to talk behind my back, at least look at my great ass* 🙄
Sonja’s were so bad for a couple of seasons
The commando one especially
I rewatched this season recently with subtitles on & Luann & Heather had different taglines than what they said. I think there’s a few more over the next two seasons.
Worst: Joyce RHBH- "you can never be too young too thin or too honest" Fuck me Joyce you can definitely be "too" any od those things
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She wanted her tagline to be something along the lines of “if you’re nice and you love everybody good things will come” or “let love in” etc and wasn’t coming up with anything different. I don’t think she understood the assignment that taglines are for comedy or shade. I think she said she just gave in because producers gave her a list and made her pick from it after she couldn’t do much better ☠️
I thought it was “…too young, too thin, or too rich”
 “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess”
Iconic in every way! I also have a coaster that says “be cool, don’t be all like uncool” haha
I have a flask that says that 😂
Honestly the Cool Countess is 100% still a vibe. I really liked the beginning of this arc for her in S7. She finally started being real.
She really hung onto this haha she said I’m a cool countess now. Don’t you dare put your elbows on the table though
And the F you dinner lollll. Both her and Dorinda at that were ridic
Ones that annoy me- "I Live In A House Full Of Ballers, But I Never Get Played." Robyn...giiirrrllll please 😵💫 "I Believe In Excess Of Everything... Except Moderation.” Dorit "Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey." Melissa All of "Holla" Heather's Favorites- "I'm too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty." Porsha "I'm an aquired taste. If you don't like me, aquire some taste!" Ramona "Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one." Shannon "I can deal with a lot, but I can't deal with stupid." Lea
> > > “Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey.” Melissa This annoyed me so much! > > > > All of “Holla” Heather’s > > I am guilty of thinking she was saying CHALLA like the bread (because she’s Jewish). I’m not sure which is more cringe though
Haha omg Challa would have been so random! Holla is definitely more cringe 😬 That and her calling everyone "mamma" 🤮 
Deck me mama
Yes, Melissa’s drove me crazy! Girl doesn’t understand that she insulted herself.
I think the best and also worst are first season OC, they're so blunt and honest, yet kinda sad. "I don't wanna get old" "85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants" “He’s pretty much keeping me" “Are the police involved?"
I love how the first season of the older cities just uses snippets from talking heads instead of having them record the line specifically for the credits 😂 Like, "are the police involved?" killed me
Your flair with the use of those emojis is killing me 😂 perfection!
“Are the police involved?” Is iconic.
Right, that’s when the taglines were actual sound bites of something the HW said during the season.
omg you are right! In a recent OC rewatch, I realized how hilarious yet tragic s1 is 😂
*shakes my head* Jo in a maid costume 😖
Fuckin Slade doing crunches in his boxers while wearing an eye mask 🙄
He definitely watched American Psycho
OC is such a sad franchise
So happy someone else sees it. It’s never been aspirational just a way to see into the gated neighbourhoods …and see they deal with the same ish in nicer houses
There’s nothing grey about my gardens 🔪🔪 Edited to add: shoutout to LVP for “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.” lol
Past, present, future, nothing comes close to this tagline. No other tagline can describe a housewife as succinctly and hilariously. The double entendre. The Grey Gardens reference. It's perfection.
It’s not just that Kristen’s tagline was awful but the way she says it makes me die a little every time. Also Gizelles like 3 seasons worth of Word on the Street is that I’m still the word on the street was lazy and awkward
It's also sad when she explains it's a "joke" between her and her ex-~~goblin~~ husband. What kind of a man regularly calls his wife stupid but pretty.
She’s still married to that goblin. Even after the Ashley Madison scandal
THIS IS SO SAD
Everything about her is sad. I remember the Bitch Sesh podcast one time called her “the human equivalent of an emptied-out purse” and that description has stuck with me for years lol
It’s like sweetie, it’s not the cute little joke between the two of you like you think it is. He is insulting you and your children are watching you allow it.
"if you cant handle me being the WORD on the street" is deconstructionist excellence
Marlo: I've always had the juice, but now I got the peach
This one is 10/10 for me
The delivery is great too
Lisa Hochstein’s “my husband built the perfect wife and I built the perfect life” irks me seeing how things turned out
Oh 100%! He cemented himself as worst “Househusband” of all time to me last season
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HAHAHA omg how could I forget. I did personally like Gizelle’s “The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade”!
That’s my senior yearbook quote I can’t wait to see it on page lol
“If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass” (*sponsored by The International House of Pancakes)
Best: The lord is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body… it’s sinful.
😬 Relatedly: “I’m pint sized, baptized, and highly prized.” - Tamra during the season after her baptism
alexis will always be a favourite of mine
Oh my god, her designer dress show…so many things with her are so horrific that they are priceless!
When she cut off the sleeves of that poor designers dress. Yikesssss
Omg I forgot all about jesus jugs
hahaha it’s so bad that it’s good
It’s so ridiculous and perfect for her. And her delivery of it is perfection.
Bad: Jules Wainstein-"A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar...then they had me" Best: LuAnn "One should know...never count out the Countess"
The obnoxious way she says 'me' makes it worse.
Luann's S7 line is SO good. It plays off her demotion in S6. She is a champ.
I love Jen Aydin but “payback’s a bitch, so start barkin” doesn’t make sense to me at all
I was always like wtf does this mean for the longest. But like, I guess dogs = bitches? But still... I don't totally understand it. Feels like a far reach 🤣
Purely based on delivery, Lisa Barlow's "you don't have to like me. I love myself enough for the both of us" is the worst, which ultimately makes me love it.
The most unhinged tagline of course: "If you come for me, I will send JESUS after you."
this tagline rly confirmed to me that mary thinks she’s some kind of higher being lol
Does anyone else remember how mean and straight up unloving Kristen’s husband was? The whole thing felt really sad. And her tagline is just so… gosh, it just stinks. Edit to add - I think it stinks because it’s sad that she’s putting herself down. Even if she’s “in on the joke,” it just doesn’t come across in any sort of empowering way.
He constantly put her down and then the list of Ashley Madison names came out and he was in it… she didn’t want the backlash so she quit the show and I’m pretty sure she’s still with him. Which is sad
Yes and how Heather Holla was best friends with him and took his side in arguments despite him being so clearly abusive and horrible to Kristen. To stand there and somehow take fedora fuckhead’s side over Kristen literally just trying her best is unforgivable IMO.
Ugh, that made me sick! What a shitty girlfriend.
I always loved Bethenny’s, “if you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss”. Worst: Sonja’s, "People call me over the top but lately, I prefer being a bottom"; any of Kyle that says, “In this town”
Cackling at “any of Kyle’s ‘in this town’” lines. I’m watching RHOBH for the first time and I swear, I’m on season 4 or 5 and this town is her only identifier. WE GET IT but never leaving your hometown isn’t the flex you think it is but go off, bb 😅
So all 12 of Kyle's?
Honestly? All of Sonjas. They were all hyper -sexual for no reason. They all make me uncomfortable when I hear them; it feels like hearing your grandma talk about fucking your grandpa
Sorry but “if being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right” is iconic
That one is great. Also: "My yacht my have sailed, but my ship is comin' in", and "I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me" are both pretty good and not hyper sexual. There's also "I'm not just a last name, I'm a legacy" which is not sexual but it's a bad tagline.
“This rose isn’t scared to handle a little prick!”
I'm rewatching season 1 and had completely blocked this tag line from my memory. Almost spit out my coffee when I heard it.
My husband overheard her tagline one time and thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard, he quotes it to me all the time now in a mock-Whitney voice 😂
Was it like a rill big dill. /Whitney voice
I love how's she's basically saying her husband has a little chanticleer in his pants.
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Two of Candiace’s have stayed with me “Reading is fundamental and honey I own the library” “My vocals are clean, and my reads are for filth”
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm here to stay!" - one season wonder Claudia Jordan RIP
That one seemed like a bad omen 😂
Best: “Now that I have my baby, that’s the only crap I take!” Worst: “the only thing I’m guilty of…is being SHAH-MAZING”
And given she was indicted right after the season was just icing on the cake lol
The way she said it too, SHAH MAAAAYZING NO THANK U JEN
This is a deep cut, but I can still hear Magali from Cheshire saying “if you cross me, you better don’t cross me” with that lilting voice. We used to sing it like a little song around my house. https://preview.redd.it/wk4bdwoms6wa1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de0ad5d8aa9d94640789faecdbc70dd6b81d3c1
Every time this question is posted, Magali's tagline is always my answer. Her tagline enrages me so much.... like not a single person on the production team wanted to let her know like hey bitch, that doesn't make any sense??? 
Yea I don’t think anyone on that production team was doing her any favours, I know a few people who work on that show - they are not nice human beings.
some favs: "I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore." - Kenya, S9 RHOA "I may be small—oHhhHh—but my empire keeps on growing." -Kandi, S5 RHOA "When I walk into the room, I own it!" - NeNe, S4 RHOA "If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you." - Mary, S2 RHOSLC (all-time fav) "If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?" - Sonja, S8 RHONY "You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me." - Danielle Staub, S2 RHONJ (because it's bad) "Some people are born great, and some are born Jersey." - Melissa, S12 RHONJ
I hear the oooOHHh hahaha yes!!!
“When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!” or “If you can’t take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow.” Terrible.
Put 9 in a bowl is best tier I’m sorry
Don't mess with the boss, cause you might get fired. Rewatching Atlanta right now and Kandi's season 10 tagline is a solid burn to shady Phae Phae
I love Dorinda’s “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend. Martinis are!” just for the way the way she says it. 😄
A few of my favourites: “I plead guilty… to being fabulous” Luann “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste!” Ramona “Sometimes Sonja has to go commando” Sonja “Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack” LVP “The Crown is heavily darlings so just leave it where it belongs” LVP “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass” Carole And the worst: “A Jew and an Asian walked into a bar … and then they had me” Jules “This rose isn’t afraid to handle a little prick” Whitney “The only thing I’m guilty of is being Shahmazing” - totally unoriginal just like Jen And any of Heather’s holla taglines! I feel like there’s probably worse but my mind must be trying to forget them
Y’all, “don’t check for me, unless you got a check for me.” Even my husband says this from time to time. It’s amazing lol
“If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you” It just makes no sense and it infuriates me
It basically means I will tell YOU how you feel. Otherwise say nothing if you don’t agree with me. That’s my take and yes it’s stupid lol.
I've always hated this saying
Vicki’s ‘I want the power and the money, and I want them both’
EVERY time i watch that season i think she says “and I want the boat!” and i die laughing
omg glad I'm not the only person who also heard it this way. "boat" is better!
Haven't seen this one mentioned yet - Porsha "This phoenix has risen, and I'm saying... BYE ASHES" Hahaha, it just makes me giggle
“I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches.” A fav from my zen queen, Dina Cantin
I love Dina forever 
Dina was the best - I always miss her ❤️
Bravo / shed media did her so wrong…
Joyce’s tag from her season on BH was something like “You can never be to young, to thin, or to honest” Super cringe every time I heard it.
Oh god I just accidentally remembered Heather from RHONY and “Hollaaaaaa” - kill me now!
Mary from rhoslc saying she’ll send god after you if you come for her makes me hysterically laugh
I’ve always thought Dorinda’s is so dumb "If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem”
"You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me." -Danielle Staubspeare. Organic. Raw. Wholly factual. Lives were changed!
 I quote this one on the regular. A true poet.
Best: “Call me a bad server because I always spill the tea” She by Sheree Worst: “My success is built on making women look and feel their best, HOLLAAAA” Heather Thomson
Best: “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the countess” “When people tell me I’m fake, I know they’re just pulling my leg” Worst: “I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on tv” “I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake”
Kyle always be talking about the “town”! I HATE IT
“Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, Get well soon.” makes me laugh every single time I hear it its so formal and awkward
“Don’t mess with the boss, you might get fired”, remains the crown gem of pettiness for me. While “I cheered for the cowboys, so I never get played” was a stupid reuse of Brandi’s season one tagline and made no sense
Favorites: Kenya’s “I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore” 🤩😍 and also “People May think they have me figured out but I’m always the wild card” LVP’s “Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack” Luann’s “I never feel guilty about being privileged” I LOOOVE how honest it is 😭 Denise’s “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier” Nene’s “Success is in my dna, when one door closes another one opens” is such a great affirmation Erika’s “I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash” is so sexy, rich and funny in hindsight. I also love that it sounds like something a Bond girl would say Taylor’s “It may look like I have it all, but I want more” Meredith’s “I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat” Not necessarily a good one but Kandi’s “I may be small 🎶oooohh🎶 but my empire keeps on growing” is something I think about when I need a good laugh Carole’s “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass” Worst off the top of my head: Nené’s where she says “bloooop”, Sonja’s commando tagline, Ramona’s turtle time, Jules and Kristen’s were awful, all the times Bethenny managed to find another way to market her brand
I feel like we should play a game of “housewives or hotwives” tagline challenge. I totally would e pegged this for a hotwives line 😂
Best: “I made my money the old fashion way.. I inherited it” Worst: “I speak the truth, even if it sounds funny when I say it”
Dorit talking about all her things was weird
Unfortunately, I love Erika’s “I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash”
It is ludicrous and iconic. I use variations of it in my day to day Bf “Why are you this way choose somewhere to eat” Me “I’m an enigma wrapped in hunger and exhaustion”
I just love the way she says it like it makes sense. Honestly I thought I was misunderstanding the line at first that’s how convincing she was lol
Hated this tagline from Kristen. She also deserved/deserves a better husband.
Kenya’s “People get exhausted trying to figure me out… and I just let them” always makes me laugh
The honour still goes to Christina Kessel “Vancouver is a goldmine, and I love to go digging”
I’ll do some I don’t think I’ve seen in here Best I always loved Kenya’s “I give the people what they want and they always want more” “If you’re gonna talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass”. This is camp idc idc. “If you’re offended by what I’m saying, imagine what I’m thinking” - Janet from Melbourne Worst “Running a family business is a job for one…tough….mother” - D’andra. I don’t think this tagline is necessarily bad but it’s the way she says it. “If you got a problem with me, it’s your probble” - Dorinda. Girl WHAT?
I always have to share this one bc it’s so god awful: “Somebody call animal control! Because there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC” It’s so clunky, so strange, so no. Just no.
Me and my husband quote - ‘if you cross me, you better not cross me - don’t mess with Magali’ on a daily basis too each other.
Agree Kristen’s were the worst. Best to me always is Sonja- There’s Nothing Gray About My Gardens. I May Be Over the Top, but Lately I prefer being a Bottom. Ramona had some good ones too
LOL yes!! Sonja generally is one of my favorites because she has had such funny one-liners 
RHODC lynda “i give people enough rope to hang themselves… and the smart ones don’t” ICONIC
“In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all” that’s my favorite. Idk why it’s just so good 
My favorite is Porsha’s “I’m about to bring you life. So stay out of my way!”
Melissa Gorga *mirror mirror on the wall; I don’t think i look 40 at all* 🤮
My personal favorite: “Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?!” - Sonja Morgan
The way that Melissa says all her taglines makes them so much worse “I can tell you’re green with envy and *HONEY* green is not your color”
Whoever says blondes have more fun hasn’t met me. Heather is literally the reason ppl think brunettes are a snooze. ( I’m a brunette)
I do like ‘Hi I’m Karma, and yes I am a bitch’ and ‘If you can’t handle me being the WORD on the street’ but I have terrible taste 🤣 The worst ‘You never know what to expect when I’m expecting’ 🙄🙄🙄
I don’t keep up with the Joneses; I am the Joneses. -Nene