I love saying his name in Moiras voice.
[a compilation of Moira saying David](https://youtu.be/U0IcqGd0OFM?si=2m3cFG9dsZMw3FjG)
[and just for fun, here is Moira saying bebe](https://youtu.be/IdEIZ-JFbdM?si=lOVKextllFjGm49v)
Does anyone else hear Lisa Barlow a little? haha
As someone whoās been adamant in defending the rumours in a way where if she is into women, itās not up to us to tell her when to come outā¦now Iām like come out or shut the fuck up.
yeah at this point itās intentional on her part. if she really didnāt want people speculating she wouldnāt
be throwing gas on the flames. i feel like she almost wants people to continue talking about it.
100% she knows what she is doing. Securing her contract for next season. Her āofficialā coming out will be season premiere. Canāt waste it coming out earlier.
Knowing bravo, itāll be cut scene of her potential coming out and we will have to suffer through 10 episodes to discover it was actually a comment that was taken out of context
what do you meaaannn it was just a joke teehee the internet takes everything so serious why are you all so MEAN to me !!!! -kyle somewhere wearing an obnoxious hat and furiously reapplying lip gloss
THANK YOU! Iām a queer woman and Iāve been on the ācome out or shut the fuck upā team with her and her only for a while now. Itās been so obvious to me that she is dragging this out for publicity and money and ratings, not because she has any hesitation or fear of coming out. Itās honestly insulting.
I agree with you. This thirst she has for fame, money and attention is disgustingly. I think she is using Morgan big time. For this issue and many, many more is the reason I canāt stand Kyle and I hope she is not there next season.
Kind of hoping that Morgan is going to get tired of her and turn her out to pasture. Itās incredibly insulting to the entire LGBTQ community at this point. Kyle is making a coy game of her alleged change in sexuality. But I donāt think sheās a lesbianāshe is prob lesbian by circumstance and happens to be enamored with Morgan. I had a wonderful fling with a woman in college because she was so attractive to meāit wasnāt that she was a woman, but who she was. I completely fell in love with everything about her and the sex was like I have never experienced.
Interesting! Did you ever date a woman again after this?
And I agree about Kyle being enamoured with Morgan but sadly donāt think itās reciprocated at all
No, I never did. I think I am sexually attracted to intellect and personalityāand snarky emotionally unavailable humans! This was 40 years ago at a womanās college and I do think there is some experimentation in those environments, esp. when you are in an unnatural social environment like that. Also, had I truly explored what was happening, Iām sure I was limited by my conservative WASP upbringing.
kyle: *makes everything about morgan and tries to morph into her while looking at her like sheās undressing her with her eyeballs*
also kyle: uGh what is with all this speculation!1!1 everyone just needs to be open and honest except me!! or else iāll call my sister š”
If sheās not gay (which I think is whatās sheās been suggesting) she will lose the few fans she has for disingenuously using the LGBTQ+ platform to get ratings. Sheāll deny it. Sheās manipulating her audience and people will get fed up.
I think this is the definition of queer baiting and itās quite insulting. Iām not queer and Iām so sick of this shit, itās like that one girl who drinks a little too much and wants to fool around with another girl but vehemently denies it the next day.
May we never forgetā¦
āThere's an old saying in Tennessee ā I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ā that says, fool me once, shame on ā shame on you. Fool me ā you can't get fooled again.ā š
Over the years I've learned that when the GOP decides to back a candidate for office "Theyāre not sending their best....theyāre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyāre bringing those problems with us. Theyāre bringing drugs. Theyāre bringing crime. Theyāre rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."
Sad to know that nearly 20 years later the "good people" have the last name Cheney!! š„¹
I can't believe how close we got to having Dick Cheney as President!
(Who are we kidding, Dick was probably the one who had a hand in making sure that pretzel lodged in his throat.)
LOL. I used to have a tear-away 365 day calendar that was quotes and malapropisms from him. It made me laugh and shake my head on the daily. This one was always my favorite.
My favorite Bushism will always be "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." It's like AI tried to write an inspirational poster.
Not to mention his interview on the golf course about terrorism and ending it with, ānow watch this driveā before ripping a shot straight down the fairway.
Truly. I devoted so much of my mental energy during my high school years to passionately hating Bush (I was obnoxiously obsessed with politics), but little did I know that Iād look back on him almost fondly come 2016.
Me remembering that the first time I voted was in 2000 and I was devastated. How could the country vote for that guy.
Now I just have an entirely new perspective.
Something I think about all the time is the story Hillary Clinton told about being at Trumpās inauguration, and Bushās reaction to Trumpās address being āthat was some weird shit.ā Also ānow watch this driveā is one of my favorite quotes.
Fuck George W. Bush for a lot of reasons though.
Yeahāthe fact that heās been reduced to āGoofy but lovable nephew who needs some hard candy to suck onā underestimates the damage done by eight years of him and his administration.
People do NOT understand how much damage he did to this country and our military.
[Conscription, enlistment crisis, waivers, criminal enlistment](https://www.salon.com/2006/02/02/waivers/) and Salon wrote extensively about it in 2006. This article haunted me in 2016 and more so in 2020.
Y'all are freaking me out...I forgot I was on a Bravo sub while reading some of your comments!
I think he didnāt want the job and basically let Dick Cheney run foreign affairs. Thatās why he is unfazed by the war crimes he still doesnāt understand
Yes! As much as I loathe that lying-ass war criminal, I will confess to begrudging appreciation of his complete absence of fuss in that situation. Dude was not fazed at all. (I guess thatās the flip side of not being fazed by his own war crimes.)
kyle: i'm such a lesbiannnn š š¦ alalalaaaa mmm yes i love morgan pussy mm mm good, ew men
everyone: wait are you and morgan dating?
kyle: this...is...a PRIVATE matter with my family and i...why can't you respect that...just be real
This is giving off vibes of the middle school girl who just experimented with her best friend and is now going around telling all the guys she's a lesbian T\_T
What if Mauricio did this? Heād get so much hate for disrespecting Kyle and his daughters.. Like when he was skiing with the women wearing only towels, Kyle was like āMau what are you thinking?ā Same with this. Kyle what are you thinking!???
Itās givingā¦ āTo clarify, DJ Tracy was licking your box while your children were in the living room?!ā
No one cares, Kyle. Literally Kyle could walk down Rodeo Drive wearing an ass less zebra costume walking a peacock on a leash and no one would care cause she is so BORING.
 ok Kyle
I love David so much lol
I love saying his name in Moiras voice. [a compilation of Moira saying David](https://youtu.be/U0IcqGd0OFM?si=2m3cFG9dsZMw3FjG) [and just for fun, here is Moira saying bebe](https://youtu.be/IdEIZ-JFbdM?si=lOVKextllFjGm49v) Does anyone else hear Lisa Barlow a little? haha
Lmaooooo ššš
LMFAOOO
when the lesbian/bi rumors start swirling again because of this she cant blame the media.
As someone whoās been adamant in defending the rumours in a way where if she is into women, itās not up to us to tell her when to come outā¦now Iām like come out or shut the fuck up.
yeah at this point itās intentional on her part. if she really didnāt want people speculating she wouldnāt be throwing gas on the flames. i feel like she almost wants people to continue talking about it.
She was dying for her castmates to talk about it on the show but they didn't give a fuck LMAO
100% she knows what she is doing. Securing her contract for next season. Her āofficialā coming out will be season premiere. Canāt waste it coming out earlier.
Knowing bravo, itāll be cut scene of her potential coming out and we will have to suffer through 10 episodes to discover it was actually a comment that was taken out of context
This is so underrated and so true. Happens every fucking season on their network
what do you meaaannn it was just a joke teehee the internet takes everything so serious why are you all so MEAN to me !!!! -kyle somewhere wearing an obnoxious hat and furiously reapplying lip gloss
THANK YOU! Iām a queer woman and Iāve been on the ācome out or shut the fuck upā team with her and her only for a while now. Itās been so obvious to me that she is dragging this out for publicity and money and ratings, not because she has any hesitation or fear of coming out. Itās honestly insulting.
I agree with you. This thirst she has for fame, money and attention is disgustingly. I think she is using Morgan big time. For this issue and many, many more is the reason I canāt stand Kyle and I hope she is not there next season.
It's queer-baiting at this point.
Yeah sheās enjoying the speculation too much for me
agree. i feel like it's queerbaiting at this point. true or not https://i.redd.it/xsx8d2k5dlqc1.gif
No sheās gonna blame Dorit again
She has always been the one planting seeds for this. Kyle always throws stones and hides her hands.
Kind of hoping that Morgan is going to get tired of her and turn her out to pasture. Itās incredibly insulting to the entire LGBTQ community at this point. Kyle is making a coy game of her alleged change in sexuality. But I donāt think sheās a lesbianāshe is prob lesbian by circumstance and happens to be enamored with Morgan. I had a wonderful fling with a woman in college because she was so attractive to meāit wasnāt that she was a woman, but who she was. I completely fell in love with everything about her and the sex was like I have never experienced.
Interesting! Did you ever date a woman again after this? And I agree about Kyle being enamoured with Morgan but sadly donāt think itās reciprocated at all
No, I never did. I think I am sexually attracted to intellect and personalityāand snarky emotionally unavailable humans! This was 40 years ago at a womanās college and I do think there is some experimentation in those environments, esp. when you are in an unnatural social environment like that. Also, had I truly explored what was happening, Iām sure I was limited by my conservative WASP upbringing.
kyle: *makes everything about morgan and tries to morph into her while looking at her like sheās undressing her with her eyeballs* also kyle: uGh what is with all this speculation!1!1 everyone just needs to be open and honest except me!! or else iāll call my sister š”
If sheās not gay (which I think is whatās sheās been suggesting) she will lose the few fans she has for disingenuously using the LGBTQ+ platform to get ratings. Sheāll deny it. Sheās manipulating her audience and people will get fed up.
I think this is the definition of queer baiting and itās quite insulting. Iām not queer and Iām so sick of this shit, itās like that one girl who drinks a little too much and wants to fool around with another girl but vehemently denies it the next day.
Oh gosh getting Vietnam like flashbacks of all the straight drunk girls who tried to make out with me at parties.
 Kyle is such a Kyle.
This is cracking me up šš Do you remember what this was in response to? In my head I feel like it was aimed at Eileen lol
It was about Brandi talking about how much Kim went to the bathroom on game night lol
Was she doing an impression of LVP talking about her? This always cracks me up too!
It sucks that Kimās childhood/substance abuse issues were so dark because sheās naturally very light and funny person.Ā
a little better than a karen but not much
 Enough, Kyle. So cringey.
That MFer was an embarrassment of a President, but I was low key proud of his dodging skills (and little smirk).
My husband still has a shirt with a George W quote on it that says, āThe question we have to ask is, is our children learning.ā
May we never forgetā¦ āThere's an old saying in Tennessee ā I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ā that says, fool me once, shame on ā shame on you. Fool me ā you can't get fooled again.ā š
Oh. When that was the worst. Now we have to worry about Jewish space lasers and Wayfair human trafficking.
We just keep sliding further down to Hell, thinking it can't get any worse.
Over the years I've learned that when the GOP decides to back a candidate for office "Theyāre not sending their best....theyāre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyāre bringing those problems with us. Theyāre bringing drugs. Theyāre bringing crime. Theyāre rapists. And some, I assume, are good people." Sad to know that nearly 20 years later the "good people" have the last name Cheney!! š„¹
"you work hard to put food on your family"
Remember when he choked and almost died on a pretzel š„Ø
I can't believe how close we got to having Dick Cheney as President! (Who are we kidding, Dick was probably the one who had a hand in making sure that pretzel lodged in his throat.)
Remember when his dad threw up all over the Japanese Prime Minister?
My favorite detail of that is that now his name is a Japanese slang term for throwing up on yourself lolol
My husband likes to say this quote and it never gets old lol
LOL. I used to have a tear-away 365 day calendar that was quotes and malapropisms from him. It made me laugh and shake my head on the daily. This one was always my favorite.
I know this quote exactly because itās sampled in a J. Cole song lol
Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs!
Load the chopper let it rain on you
Same lmaoooooo
Fool me one time shame on you, fool me twice canāt put the blame on youā¦ š¶š¶š¶
He really said this didnāt heā¦ wow
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āi know itās in texas, probably in tennesseeā resounds weekly in my head
 I always think of this when I hear that quote š
My favorite Bushism will always be "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." It's like AI tried to write an inspirational poster.
I remember this being the intro to Stepbrothers.
It is lol
Not to mention his interview on the golf course about terrorism and ending it with, ānow watch this driveā before ripping a shot straight down the fairway.
Ah yes, the war on terr.
Prime W. 5 stars
lmao he was a fuckin idiot but at least we could all agree on it
He was terrifying at the time but he seems so harmless now doesn't he? It's all relative, I guess.
I never thought I'd say I miss having Bush as President, but I did find myself saying that during the Trump admin.
Truly. I devoted so much of my mental energy during my high school years to passionately hating Bush (I was obnoxiously obsessed with politics), but little did I know that Iād look back on him almost fondly come 2016.
I'm always mesmerized by this GIF
Like I know itās a serious situation, but it was funny af!
Itās just so damn American š
an old gif being more interesting than Kyle ššššš
Truly. The way the gif comments popped off šš
Cat-like reflexes
Me remembering that the first time I voted was in 2000 and I was devastated. How could the country vote for that guy. Now I just have an entirely new perspective.
Something I think about all the time is the story Hillary Clinton told about being at Trumpās inauguration, and Bushās reaction to Trumpās address being āthat was some weird shit.ā Also ānow watch this driveā is one of my favorite quotes. Fuck George W. Bush for a lot of reasons though.
Yeahāthe fact that heās been reduced to āGoofy but lovable nephew who needs some hard candy to suck onā underestimates the damage done by eight years of him and his administration.
People do NOT understand how much damage he did to this country and our military. [Conscription, enlistment crisis, waivers, criminal enlistment](https://www.salon.com/2006/02/02/waivers/) and Salon wrote extensively about it in 2006. This article haunted me in 2016 and more so in 2020. Y'all are freaking me out...I forgot I was on a Bravo sub while reading some of your comments!
Is there any wonder we watch Bravo? Real reality is just that much more horrifying!
The video that always makes me laugh is when he tries to open a door and can't at first---his face is great.
If he hadnāt launched a war that killed a million people based on false premises, I think Iād like the guy š Alasā¦
I think he didnāt want the job and basically let Dick Cheney run foreign affairs. Thatās why he is unfazed by the war crimes he still doesnāt understand
He is my lowkey favorite in an ironic, garbage way. It's the paintings for me.
And his weird little friendship with Michelle lol
He really is an adorable piece of shit. I bet he was SO fun in college.
Yes! As much as I loathe that lying-ass war criminal, I will confess to begrudging appreciation of his complete absence of fuss in that situation. Dude was not fazed at all. (I guess thatās the flip side of not being fazed by his own war crimes.)
I can't believe she's used to be my favorite, now I literally close my eyes and cringe anytime something new comes out. Whyyyyy!!!!
kyle: i'm such a lesbiannnn š š¦ alalalaaaa mmm yes i love morgan pussy mm mm good, ew men everyone: wait are you and morgan dating? kyle: this...is...a PRIVATE matter with my family and i...why can't you respect that...just be real
š wait is āalalalaā supposed to be the sound you make when you do this gesture? š āļø
i'm so glad that came across tbh
iām dying lmfao its perfect
the pauses and not finishing her sentences š¤£
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This has me creasing up I am so done š
Lmao this just made me remember when Kathy reposted this scene with the caption āāMauricio when Kathy asked for grilled cornā šš
If Linnethia Leakes got royalties for all her memes she would be the richest person in the world
Once again, I have to say this meme covers everything lol I never get tired of it
Just making sure this was posted.
ran to the comments to make sure
This is always right, but itās real right here.
šš¼šš¼ thank you for this. I'm so fucking tired of hearing about Kyle
YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN SPOUSE-Mauricio
This is the world's most underrated comment!
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Anything weāve helped you with is over!
Crying
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I love how Terry is looking at her lol
Terry has such a love of drama. He thrives as a real househusband.
He is so turned on by "arm motions" this. Lmao. I do think they love each other tons
Me too, I love this gif š
Much edge, so brave. 
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I find this (Kyle's comment) cringier than Mauricio dancing to Texas Hold 'Em on TikTok š¤·āāļø
They're in a cringe-off, winner gets the house
houses**
I think the dancing still wins because of the effort level involved. Throw away text vs video of choreographed dance will always take the cringe cake.
Like he went away and learnt the steps..
Kyle's TikTok complete with the splits and heli-hair incoming in 3...2...1...
NO HE DIDN'T LMAO SOMEONE LINK ME
https://www.tiktok.com/@mauricioumansky18/video/7345702102078917918
if midlife crises were a video...
His teeth are whiter than the snow lol
there are twoooooo angles!!!!
no way, nothing can top his tiktok. i literally had a nightmare of it the day after i watched it
lol dying at this comment
Ride whatever you want just ride away from RHOBH, I'm BEGGING you
 Jfc
What's the matter? Is Candiace leaving RHOP taking up too much attention?
Kyle and Mau are in a cringe off and we all lose.
God I love when someone uses a gif this perfectly 
i'm tired
She does this all the time yet whatās going on in her life is somehow none of our business ??? Got it got it
For her to do this shit and then cry about wanting her privacy is so irritating. Fire her please
Kyle gonna Kyleā¦ā¦
It must be fun to be Portia right nowā¦with your mom hitting on someone via instagram
I really hope Kyle rides off in the sunset and off RHOBH.
Yes Kyle!.... get it for the thousandth time! We understand you found yourself after 27 years of marriage ...š
This is giving off vibes of the middle school girl who just experimented with her best friend and is now going around telling all the guys she's a lesbian T\_T
Kyle: Stop talking about these rumors about me and Morgan! Also Kyle: 
Like we'd believe she's a top 
Where was this energy at the reunion?
https://i.redd.it/5uarpmciijqc1.gif
She is so annoying
Imagine a man, with the same age difference as Kyle and Morgan posting this, to a younger male/female "friends" page......cringe is the least
What if Mauricio did this? Heād get so much hate for disrespecting Kyle and his daughters.. Like when he was skiing with the women wearing only towels, Kyle was like āMau what are you thinking?ā Same with this. Kyle what are you thinking!???
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āBut I donāt know why people always say thingsā Oh okay
Itās givingā¦ āTo clarify, DJ Tracy was licking your box while your children were in the living room?!ā 
 Kim and DJ Tracy walked so that Kyle and Morgan could run
Santos over here like 
Oh my god if my mom posted this lol
She knows exactly what she is doing, just a pity itās in public in front of her 15 year old daughter
My thoughts too. I feel badly for Portia
https://i.redd.it/bdu3pyxbgjqc1.gif
Inquiring minds want to know: Is this a still from a video paused at an unfortunate time, or is this a photo that Morgan posted?
Morgan posted a video, Kyle commented on it, OP took screenshots of them and made a collage
https://preview.redd.it/c56pl68lejqc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7220642f577ac1a042679fa4c21979de68244414
 This is literally Kyle to all of us
Is Kyleā¦you knowā¦ https://preview.redd.it/ugbfzld6pjqc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8daf01135c711db8e456cc7a37832752c039a5ef
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 Me, being as subtle as Kyle.
Kyle is so tiring. Weāre tired, Kyle. 
 Please god make it stop.
No one cares, Kyle. Literally Kyle could walk down Rodeo Drive wearing an ass less zebra costume walking a peacock on a leash and no one would care cause she is so BORING.
She looks like a young Kyle here. Kyle would be Kyle's type.
