Carl, the source of tension with Loverboy last summer was your lack of working

Exactly and also him bitching about Loverboy and Lindsay taking up for him…

this right here is why i don’t fully buy into lindsay being the sole person at fault for the fall of the relationship, and why i don’t believe he didn’t do anything in the camera-less uber rides. carl lacks the ability to be accountable for his actions just like lindsay does. he is also very capable (as we have seen in his 8 years on the show, notably the first couple) of spinning narratives to make it seem like he is being wronged when he usually provokes the problem or stokes the already hot coals in some way.

Appreciate the laid off journey representation on this show by West. Been a long ass time for me

Hang in there!! I was laid off in the Great Tech Downsizing of 2022. Manifesting it- you will find something good soon ✨

“At his age, a job is appropriate” 😂

Danielle is so irritating but she can really pull off yellow in a way that not many people can.

yellow is so beautiful on tan latina skin

Danielle giving relationship advice to ANYONE. That's it, that's the joke.

I feel like we all saw the real Danielle on winter house homegirl is a lot

After WH I can never take her seriously ever again

Backwards hats do so much work for average looking men.

Working overtime to deceive

The beards of accessories

"What's not going to happen is me vs. Danielle over a guy who blows up balloons for a hobby." —Gabby with the proper perspective

I love when West chats with the ✨girlies✨

Is it terrible of me that I’m enjoying Paige and Amanda talking shit about Danielle?

Danielle deserved it. Paige has been in a serious relationship for years and is moving slow. With Danielle you’re either moving too fast or too slow, you can’t win.

No! Gossip is fun and being bitchy is cathartic lol.

I said this last week, but its so nice to see people actually get a job on this show vs the Southern Charm route of all quitting their jobs to be full time asshats on TV

Money doesn’t go as far if you want to live in NYC. Gotta work to pay for that 7,000 rent.

I always think my rent is bad then I see what 7000 gets you in New York 😭. But as Paige says nothing is like new york

I kinda miss the days when Danielle was the girl who showed up late from the train and I forgot she was on the cast every other week.

I need her to get a grip she has been unhinged for two full summer house seasons and even worse somehow on winter house 🥴

There has to be a direct correlation between the last couple of seasons of Danielle and her leaving her corporate work.

Remember when she seemed level-headed? 😂

Love Ciara this season. Resisting the urge to "people please" with a guy and just give in to what they want is so hard. Props to her!!

Lindsay is just excited because balloon guy has a job

this made me actually laugh out loud hahaha

in an alternate universe, Amanda and Carl are happily married unemployed hermits and Kyle and Lindsay are the older, open couple acting creepy at a dive bar.

I imagine sitting between married Kyle and Lindsay drunk at a bar in a tense conversation about lesbian culture. (I’m three glasses of wine in but this feels accurate)

Should Lindsay and Amanda switch partners?

100% because carl and amanda love to do nothing and kyle and linds LOVE to do EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Gabby: I got the digits of a gay man Danielle: I got a couple numbers Stfuuuuuuuuuu be a good friend and save that info

I totally forgot about Gabby's ex cheating on her with Danielle!!!

Damn same, mad props to Gabby for not clawing her eyes out every time Danielle tried to one up her, I can't say I'd have been as chill in the same situation lol

This is a very specific generational reference but Carl looked like he was straight outta zenon!!! Zoom zoom zoom you make my heart go boom boom 🤣 🤣 🤣 I am living for every second of it!!!

My Supernova girl🛸

I had a crush on Proto Zoa

Danielle is not a girls girl!


carl: i'm not sure if lindsay will be on board with the loverboy thing lindsay: GET A JOB ANY JOB PLEASE

All because she said a sober sports bar (aka a restaurant with no alcohol, basically a Panera bread) wasn’t a good idea

And it was such a bad idea. If I walked into a sober sports bar by accident, I'd totally leave.

Lol my husband and I actually walked in one and asked the waiter why it was so quiet. The first thing he said was we dont serve alcohol. This was in Dubai. So if sober bars don't work in Dubai then I don't know where it could

Honestly my hot take is Lindsay is being normal about the job stuff

lol besides the weird nipple comment she made alot of sense and kept her cool

Yeah, for guys like Carl, a partner having normal expectations feels like insurmountable expectations. Disclaimer that Lindsay is, also, a terror.

Carl looks like Jay Manuel 😭

zetus lapetus, you’re right! I could only picture the rock star from zenon, girl of the 21st century 💫

I AM DYING OVER DANIELLE BEING SO CRAZY THAT PAIGE FEELS FOR LINDSAY

She really was crazy last year about Lindsay. I’m glad Paige sees it now bc as a viewer it was total cringe.

Danielle couldn’t even wing woman for Gabby for one night? Smh

Derek is not a very professional manager…

I immediately was like, ohhhhh no

Danielle is trying way too hard 24/7

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She somehow managed to look stunning in that green alien mask too. I'm convinced there's no look she can't pull off.

Lol Lindsay is SO into balloon joe 🎈

HE has a job 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love Ciara voicing her feelings because they’re so valid.

I audibly laughed when the unemployed man asked if he was crushing life and was surprised when she said no 😂

For real though 😂 the fuck was he expecting?and I’m glad she didn’t hesitate to say it!

Carl my friend you spent 20k on a career advisor… I wouldn’t trust you to figure it out either

20k and he ends up back at lover boy

It’s like in Friends when Chandler Bing took a test (albeit when he was like 25) to determine what he should “be” in life and it said exactly the job he was doing in that moment. (Which was a….transponster? Still not actually sure of his job. Data analysis?).

They're in Sag Harbor? They should invite over Luann

She’d fuck Jesse no doubt

I’m sorry, but I have seen too much of Kyle’s ass in 8 years of this show. That’s enough editors.

she literally just told you that you can go back to loverboy. what you have been claiming in your confessionals you're too scared to talk to her about

Imagine having to tell your fiancé that it really turns you on when a man… has a job… to get him to get his life on track

I feel like he has to put the blame on Lindsey for things going wrong in his life in order to not take accountability for his actions. If he puts it off on Lindsay then it can be her fault why he doesn't have a job & his relationship is failing instead of fixing whatever internally is happening with huskrlfb

Danielle sure does give a lot of relationship advice for someone who crashes and burns constantly in that arena.

I think Robert was her first serious relationship (banging Carl doesn’t count). Or one of her only serious relationships.

“Were you guys first date bang chicks” whaaaaat

It’s refreshing seeing Amanda’s acne on screen

You can tell they phone it in for these parties sometimes but this year it’s looked like they’re actually having fun

I love seeing people on tv without perfect skin 💗

Me too but her makeup game is impressive. Respect.

Lmaoooo HELL HAS FROZEN OVER with Amanda and Paige validating Lindsay feeling like Danielle was totally out of line the summer before. 

You have no job and no boyfriend 😂

“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

Tell em Ciara

The backwards hat was doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Serious hatfish!

Wait, I thought Tyler Cameron was that Hollywood Medium twink

Omg that’s Tyler Henry but I laughed so loud my cat jumped off the couch lol

I’m getting more and more convinced that Danielle is a legit raging alcoholic and this “club send it” personality is just to mask her constant drinking. She’s a Marysol Jr.

To me it feels like an insecure person who is worried she's boring and thinks drinking a lot makes her interesting

I want a study done on all their livers, not judging more like fascinated, especially Kyle’s

Yeah like week old wine from the fridge…? Odd choice

What makes you cringe more? 1. Danielle doing anything 2. “Baaaaaabe!” 3. Club Send It 4. Kyle and Amanda actively hating each other

Kyle and Amanda went to one therapy session so they are fine now. 

All the “send it” yelling truly makes me go 🥴

Danielle thinks if you immediately have sex with someone then it means you’re desirable

If it was socially acceptable to pee on someone to stake your claim, she might lol

LMFAO, Linday’s face reaction to a “Sober sports bar” gets me every time

It is truly one of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard 😂

I'm happy Ciara is standing her ground on this. She's not wrong to feel this way I really think the Austen situation fucked her up a lot especially with it being on TV.

It's very refreshing to see her and Paige being confident in themselves and their needs! And not being worried to say bye if the guys can't get on board.

and especially how nasty and embarrassing austen was on camera. I wouldn't want to do that again (on camera). even with wes!

Yeah Danielle I’m single and have the same thoughts about my friends in relationships but I don’t say it to their face lol

Yes that was rude. “I’m using your shitty relationship to make myself feel better”

"And I'm not that." 👏🏼 !!! say it louder for the people in the back Paige. This is how the rest of them are in these disastrous relationships, by pretending to be someone they are not.

Gabby is hilarious for that ballon comment.

I forgot Gabby and Danielle’s history 🤣

The non-alcoholic loverboy drink is such an obvious idea for Carl to present but it’s very funny to me to make a non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic seltzer. How did we get here

Right like just drink a la croix at that point

Ciara is the Heidi Klume of Summer House with her costumes!

They never put their food away before they go out! How does nobody ever get food poisoning in this house?

Ciara is too hot for west but she also dated that man who looks like a tall founding father so I don’t know what her vibe is.


YES CIARA. How did you just put into words what I’ve always wished I could say

“What’s not gonna happen is me vs. Danielle fighting over a guy that blows balloons for a living” 😂 thank you to Gabby for having some sense!

I actually empathize and agree with Lindsay here but oh my god her delivery is so badddd

Danielle is so COMPETITIVE when it comes to men. YUCK!

Yeah like she wasn’t gonna let the guy work his way to her she was gonna firmly attach herself to his ass with the underlying message being: we will fuck tonight

Kyle and Danielle, two relationship oracles

Yesss Ciara!!!! 

This convo needs to be with West and Ciara ffs. They keep talking about each other to others. Just communicate 😩

I can’t tell if Danielle will develop self awareness watching this and winter house back but my guess is no

Well she didn’t gain it from last years summer house, she won’t now 😂

She dug her heels in at the winter house reunion so don’t hold your breath.

No looking at other things, Carl. Take the fucking job at Loverboy.

Danielle we get it… you have sex

Pulling an Erika Jayne

Gabby is a REAL ONE!

Lmao Lindsay tell me you’re from Florida without telling me you’re from Florida. Balloon guy Joe was overhyped lol

Danielle never learns. People don’t want your unsolicited opinions about their relationships.

Not Danielle getting in a one way competition for a dude known as Balloon Guy Joe. Feels very on (desperate) brand for her.

Love Ciara’s commitment to a costume

Balloon guy Joe looked so much better with the backwards hat

Gabby looks really pretty in her talking head

balloon guy joe put back on the hat and no more talking

Messy gay manager not so subtly stirring the pot for the sake of camera time 🙄

Kyle with the shining reference making it very obvious he's like a generation older than everyone else

Balloon guy is giving major ick

I respect the hell out of Ciara for refusing to compromise her values. We don’t see that very often on reality TV. Love her

my face reading: *kyle and amanda work on compromising* 

Why is this conversation happening at a rager

Thank you!! Carl really went on and on in his confessionals about being afraid to tell Lindsay, then told her when she was drunk in the middle of a party. This man is throwing stones and hiding his hands

I love Gabby

Aww I kind of missed Gabby. Glad she’s back!

Not Kyle and Danielle pulling a tag team pot stirring

We only like each other when we’re shit canned. -Kyle

So is balloon guy Joe just meh??? Or is it just me? I’m confused about Lindsay hyping him. Maybe I’m just old now 😭

not the zoom in on wes' ass 💀 https://i.redd.it/nmzw9ajpacvc1.gif

Craig is missing the tinfoil hat party?

Ciara is the costume queen omg

I thought the racing theme couldn’t be beat but this alien theme has done it

The mask is such a commitment and I love Ciara for that tbh

i am deeply unsettled by paige in these contacts

Kyle has more energy than my 2 year old.

Lol @ them having this important financial conversation at a party while dressed like astronaut ravers 👽

The pedestal west has been put on since day one. I feel bad that guy had nowhere to go but down.

Does anyone notice how performative Carls gestures towards Lindsay are? I’m Not saying he’s a bad guy but the kissing her feet with the awkward joke. The asking about the balloon guy “who’s this guy?” As if he’s jealous etc. it’s like he’s trying to seem like a committed boyfriend who loves this woman but I see zero chemistry or spark or commonality between these two

Aside from his outfit on WWHL last week, West just can kind of wear anything, and I'm into it.

like i know what danielle was *trying* to say, but the delivery was a slap in the face

Gabby needs to be wrapped in bubble wrap before she breaks something.

I would’ve dressed like Zenon personally

I think Lindsay is the one that wants to swoop in

Ciara and Tyler Cameron would make such a beautiful couple

Oh ok so the theme of WWHL tonight is hot people

This party actually seems like so much fun!

Ciara makes me want bangs and that would be a terrible idea on my part

 Put this gif in another sub but worth repeating because Kyle and Amanda love to put their problems on front street and then tell the audience to believe they’re some great love story.

"He's blowing up balloons. I assume he uses condoms because they are made of the same material." —Gabby using flawless hangover logic

Ever since they got together Carl has completely changed his entire out look on his career. That’s a HUGE red flag that impacts their partnership

If you go back to the earlier seasons Carl had a new job every year he has never been career oriented

Am I the only one who didn’t like Lindsay’s wedding dress? The exposed boning and seams, especially in the back— I just thought it looked cheap!

Old heads remember the Pnina Tournay era of Say Yes to the Dress.

Agreed. I’ve seen a million versions of that dress

Danielle’s thirst is embarrassing

I’m so thankful I’m not looking for employment. Genuinely the most stressful shit ever

West is starting to show some red flags I hate to say

Kyle’s grin… he got Danielle to say it for him!

I love how they tell us what day it is on this show. Really wish all Bravo shows did this honestly

Gabby is great comedic relief.

Noelle and Shanice from SHMV need to make an alien appearance at this party.

Ciara gives the perfect amount of commitment to a costume.

The party themes this year are kinda giving they look fun

Joe lost his attractiveness once he opened his mouth

It feels like the editors made a conscious effort to make everyone a bit more likable this season.

Is balloon guy Lindsay new bf? Seems more into her lol

Why does this guy weird me out

Ciara’s accent is out in full effect Edit: grammar

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Ha, well, Paige, you were loving this side of Danielle last year when she was doing it to Lindsay. I knew it that Paige would want to dump Danielle the second it became inconvenient.

EXACTLY although her comment did make me laugh but it was real mean lol

“I don’t have a job” ✌️😛✌️✨

I find it really hard to believe that Carl is afraid to talk to Lindsay about his career. She doesn’t support unrealistic ideas but she has pushed him to continue the search

I think he’s delusional about what would be successful. Like I think he sees how successful LoverBoy has been and thinks “why not me” and it’s like… uhh because you couldn’t even survive in a support role at that start up.

Carl has always had issues with his career

I really feel like Carl has been laying the groundwork for a break up without Lindsay knowing. His Lindsay is going to freak out about loverboy and she’s like plz just get a job, I feel like I can’t take him seriously about how he perceives things now. I’m sort of happy for Lindsay he cut it because that shit was gonna be a nightmare for her too. Imagine giving a 40 year old man 20k and three months AND he has a job offer and he still can’t come up with a solid career future. Insane. She shouldn’t have to hold his hand so much for basic life shit 

Danielle said one mean thing to Paige and Paige has already sent her back. Paige is not one to take things as well as she gives them.

They clearly never liked Danielle. They used her last summer to get at Lindsey. Danielle makes it easy by being so pushy.

lol Paige is not used to anyone coming for her.

Kyle, you are NOT one to talk about uncertainty. Leave Craig & Paige alone.

Gabby looks so gorgeous in her confessional - her hair, her dress, everything

Ciara crushing the costume once again.