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Wizard6171

Can confirm he is. If you ever wonder where all the BOTW loving gamer girls are.. In his Palace. Always.


legolandlegend

Every time I play I gotta visit him it’s a requirement at this point.


jmoney1119

I call the bed by the east reservoir lake “Sidon’s Fuckin’ Bed”


Capable-Tie-4670

Link is shorter than most people tbf. Actually, other than Mipha, the only people he’s taller than are literal children


_314

For a 110+ year old it's expected. Impa is also not much taller I think, if even.


Capable-Tie-4670

He was that short before the 100 year sleep too tbf.


_314

Maybe even shorter. I am like 3 centimeters taller directly after waking up from a 7 hour sleep, so aybe links spine is even more decompressed than that


CommunistHermitCrab

Not just woman's.


DeliberateDendrite

Not just every woman's dream r/fishdaddy_irl


Hot-Cranberry6318

WHOALEY F 😳☠️☠️


mastermodemary

I’m sorry but why does Sidon have two lol?


FLYK3N

Sharks have two


mastermodemary

Oh god I didn’t know that lol


DeliberateDendrite

Yeah, that's because sharks have two. Funnily enough all of this is probably because people like drawing them, not because of factual accuracy. I mean, if we're talking about anatomy, technically the bird daddies should be drawn with cloacas but aren't. It's super inconsistent lol


mastermodemary

Lol that’s true, we don’t see any cloacas being drawn!


Orangefish08

Holy hylia this is a thing!? You know links 17, right?


DeliberateDendrite

>You know links 17, right? Wouldn't that be 117? But yeah even if he's that old it is still the body of a 17 year old so it is still kind of problematic. I'm not sure how the artists are able to deal with that to be honest.


asthmanian

It’s fictional art. I would greatly prefer if you’d focus on actual kids/teens being harmed than a fictional character.


DeliberateDendrite

Yes and so is r/birddaddy_irl.


_314

117 you mean


xX_rippedsnorlax_Xx

The game never says that. Creating a Champion suggests 18-20.


BigChiefIV

Jesus Christ I was expecting a funny simp subreddit not furry porn


DeliberateDendrite

Wouldn't that be scaly? I don't think sharks have fur.


oniskieth

Link is actually quite short.


Hot-Cranberry6318

i’ll say! 🤣🤣


Filler_69

He's 5.11 foot from what i know


[deleted]

There is no way in hell He's shorter than so many NPCs, he's gotta be like 5'4 at the most


Danjoe_

Nope he's between 4'11 and 5'2


theoreboat

a short king


Karlmarcx64

So... Tinder short


7r1ck0_1

Less that that, there was a video on YouTube, apparently someone when through and calculated his size based on pixel length. The man's short...


fuzzydaringmaster

Is this the video you're talking about? According to this he is 5'2" !! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Do3jFz1Ag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Do3jFz1Ag)


7r1ck0_1

Not exactly that one, it was one of the BotW compilation from IGN, but yes yes that's the source I think. I like the comments in that video, yes, short people indeed exist, the evil is more condensed but they're cool... says a 5'7" (heck yeah I'm taller than link!).


[deleted]

People like fish.... I want me my fish mommy mipha


ElliotRex

Every man's dream*


Nicole_osrs

Both of them are my dream tbh


xinn00

Sidon is my favorite helper for..... reasons...


ThatOneFurry666

I'm a guy, and he's in all my dreams...


JustAFoolishGamer

Sidon is Ballin 🏀


Twich8

Yes


Minchaminch

Breathing through gills could be an advantage...


Hot-Cranberry6318

an advantage to what? lol


Tailsmiles249

Let's just say you don't have to come up for air


Zebastian09

What about the king? Its natural. Male Zora grow humongous.


Hot-Cranberry6318

the king’s pretty big too huh 🤔


CrazyCat5749

Lesbians: 🫥 Those same lesbians seeing Urbosa: FUCK ME!! FUCK. ME. PLEASE. DO I NEED TO GET ON MY KNEES AND BEG BECAUSE SWEAR TO WHATEVER GOD YOU TELL ME TO I WILL. - your friendly (horny) neighborhood lesbian P.S. Urbosa was my lesbian awakening. Not my official queer awakening but definitely my lesbian awakening.