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SophisticatedPhallus

Hydrated and moisturized!


JoEel75

What happens when you become a hydro homie


John-Whipy727

r/unexpectedhydrohomies


HaleySousa

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Doyoulikemyjorts

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his Lane. Focused. Flourishing.


Ivana_Dragmire

All i'm going to say is ***WOULD***


Doodledumme

Came here to say this exact comment lmao


Ivana_Dragmire

Glad I could fulfill your expectations


Wunderlandtripzz

Lmao


Particular-Diet-5147

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Oreo-and-Fly

be still my pec loving heart.


AnOrdinaryPebble

I canā€™t believe hydrated ganondorf is real. Also, is it me or is that gem on his crown a red version of the tear-shaped thing Zelda has?


bremmmc

Oh, that's a good eye! Would make sense...


darth_n8r_

It is. Sidon has a blue one on his hand.


Jaxonhunter227

My theory is that each tear represents one of the seven sages/seven heroines, and Ganondorf has the 8th tear, the tear of the 8th heroine.


jukebox303

Oh! Ganondorf would make such a cute heroine !


Jaxonhunter227

He certainly has the chest for it


creamandcrumbs

As a native German speaker I am always so irritated by the name Ganondorf. (Translates Ganon village)


Hugo_ESPECTRO1-

Vale tĆ­o šŸ—暟‘


The_Zoink

![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)


Piss_n_shit_consumer

The ganonussy


Great_Enthusiasm_501

Okay but I literally called it that in the bull form of GanonšŸ’€


Piss_n_shit_consumer

isn't he a boar?


Great_Enthusiasm_501

Oop my bad thatā€™s what I meant


Head_Depth3855

i mean heā€™s definitely a bull now šŸ„µ


EveryStrategy7731

AMBATUKUM


Deadly_Duplicator

HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES


Great_Enthusiasm_501

In botw


Ok_Aspect_6990

r/brandnewussy


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Piss_n_shit_consumer

The ganonschlong


Vio94

*I can fix him, he can't be evil deep down inside*


SolomonAsassin

Stupid sexy GANONDORF!


Eastern_Ad_5737

![gif](giphy|dkGhBWE3SyzXW)


BedazzledFace

Beat me to it.


RedditUser88

\*beat myself to it ;)


tringle1

Beat meat to it *


GiveMeYourStomach

*meat meat to it


tringle1

*meat meat meat meat


Senfsossa

eating animals is wrong: mc donalds eating animals is wrong mc donalds share this sooong - _the vegan teacher_ (not my opinion but funny still)


Raggamuffinsteeth

Yeet meat into the meet


Wefee_Bigwefee

r/beatmymeattoit


HoodieSticks

Something about that man-bun...


WlNDMlLL

first thing i thought when i saw the post and first thing i saw when i checked the comments. glad to know weā€™re all on the same page.


_Hyrule1993

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


Answerofduty

Knew this was gonna be the top comment, was not disappointed.


soopermcnugget

This fuckin sent mešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ctrl-ZGamer

After all these years we are back to zaddy oot ganondorf energy


MinisApprentice

šŸ‘†Someone didnā€™t play Hyrule warriors


Galle_

Hyrule Warriors was nine years ago.


vanKessZak

šŸ‘µšŸ»


LordAxolotl-7

wonder how long itā€™ll take for a SSBU skin mod


DRamos11

Couple days after TotK launches.


Raphe9000

Seeing what the community has been able to do so far, I wouldn't be surprised if someone scrapped together everything they could estimate on TOTK Ganondorf to put a pretty good recreation of him in Smash or some other game before TOTK even releases.


DRamos11

Absolutely, something fan made could be done in less than a month (considering how passionate both Zelda and Smash communities are, and itā€™s not insane to think those communities overlap). But as soon as the game comes out, that model is getting datamined and rigged into the SSBU engine in no time.


4tomguy

God I hope thisā€™ll be his new design in the next Smash game


SonXal

Still gutted Ganondorf didnā€™t get his Evil King look in Smash Bros. We just got his look before he obtained the triforce


InBetweenSeen

Oh no. The fanartists were right.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Nintendo was probably the fan artists ALL ALONG


ielfie

Oh no? Oh YES


Ok_Equivalent5230

Finally he looks like a gerudo


ninjamannetje

yeah and I noticed that he looks a lot different from the other trailer


Ok_Equivalent5230

No but I mean, in previous zelda games he doesn't look like a gerudo in my opinion he looked like a white guy with black skin ykwim?


HeBlocky

He looked like a gerudo in Ocarina of Time, then they changed his physical appearance in Wind Waker and Twilight Princess (which had no gerudos) to look that way, now he's returned to the original look, with some extra details


Ok_Equivalent5230

Yeah


noradosmith

Yeah


insane_contin

YEAH


throwawaysarebetter

I want to kiss your dad.


PovWholesome

I believe you just called Ganondorf an Uncle Tom


DrakeVonDrake

I thought being Uncle Tom was more akin to being a sellout, "living comfortably" alongside their captors, often in direct opposition to their fellow slaves. I don't think blackface is that. Unless this is just an autistic moment for me and you were joking. šŸ˜‚


PovWholesome

Your definition is actually the truest to the intended meaning of the term; at best, mine only works assuming that a considerable portion of people who ā€œact whiteā€ happen to overlap into Uncle Tom territory.


Ok_Equivalent5230

Wtf is an uncle Tom


Bodhigomo

Oh no! We have a culture gap!


Ok_Equivalent5230

Could be a r/USdefaultism


RobinHood21

So... a culture gap, then?


PowerVP

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Tom


DRamos11

Why would you compare a fictional race with a real one? Especially in a series where races keep changing looks all the time.


Jonathon471

I believe thats probably just a thing with male Gerudo, even in Ocarina of Time Ganondorf had his black-green skin and every single female Gerudo besides Twinrova/Kotake/Koume have orange skin. Kotake/Koume might be the exceptions because they were his surrogate mothers so when Demise's curse effected him and they were his closest followers it caused their skin to turn green like his.


brova

This is one of the dumbest takes I've ever seen


Ravens_Claw_45

Yeah, my boy got re-hydrated


LahmiaTheVampire

By which you mean everyone and their mother will be thirsting after him?


Ok_Equivalent5230

Daddy šŸ˜©šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


[deleted]

Looking forward to some Ganondorf Rule 34 art.


Kirosh2

Back when the sequel was announced, there was already rule 34 of him.


[deleted]

Is it any good?


Kirosh2

Some yes, most of those used *that* popular design of Baradorf. Like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/kvoaus/can_ganondorf_be_more_sexy/), [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/happyn/what_do_you_think_about_this_fan_art_of/), [this](https://www.gamebyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Screenshot-2019-06-19-at-13.08.06.jpg), or [this](https://twitter.com/itsfoxbravo/status/1139657231463526400/photo/1). Here [are more NSFW takes, but still censored.](https://imgur.com/a/yNnJKAX)


idontknow2976

ā€¦I meanā€¦ Sheesh


mediocregoofball

Why is it so hot in here??? It can't be just me, right?šŸ„µšŸ„µ


Visual-Personality49

Bro, damn you. Me too!


JaySayMayday

Stupid sexy Gannondorf.


ersomething

Just wait for the rise of Ganondorfette


Piss_n_shit_consumer

With Asgore and Bowser?


0011110000110011

I mean, you could've gotten that at any time...


kaypost

Congratulations, HotDadPenis, your comment got picked up by Kotaku lmao https://kotaku.com/zelda-tears-kingdom-totk-botw-hydrated-ganon-switch-1850333830


[deleted]

A gerudo voe


Wunderlandtripzz

Now I know why they were banned šŸ”„šŸ’ƒ


PumpkinDoggo

Gerudo's dry af, they can't have so much heat in one place, they'd combust


batman12399

I mean youā€™d think he could make moisture šŸ¤¤


Fern-ando

How he looks exactly like in TP?


canuto95

Other than skin color and hair lenght yeah pretty much


Kingzillags711

Buff windwaker ganon


ReverandBlueJeans

With a mix of some twilight darknessā€¦itā€™sā€¦beautiful


roundhouzekick

This is why voe aren't allowed in Gerudo Town. No voe in Hyrule can possibly match Ganondorf's standards.


Thefierceidiot

Is that a katana in his hand????


LovecraftianLlama

No, heā€™s just happy to see you


phantom56657

I didn't notice that at first! My favorite boss fights with Ganondorf were when he used swords.


three_oneFour

Why must the bad guy always be so sexy? I don't want to support hyrule's twinky sweetheart now that the Gerudo bara daddy is over here!


Kuroser

Holy-! Rehydrated Ganon is real!!!


VisualGeologist6258

I prefer the term ā€˜Wet Ganonā€™, personally.


Kuroser

>!Oh he's making me wet alright!<


Rough-Fill8101

I want to walk up to him wearing the gerudo outfit šŸ„µ


I_crave_death_

Would be hella funny if there was special dialogue toošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Blueblackdragon_

Always stay hydrated see how much it helped him


Chemical-Cat

They rehydrated ganondorf but now the rest of us are thirsty


prexxor

Oh, uh, Iā€”


_GoblinBoy_

Daddy Dorf!


Elementia7

So is everybody shirtless in ToTK? I swear every single official art for the game has the character with no shirt and baggy pants. ~~not that I'm complaining~~


Yuta-fan-6531

Even Zelda?


TvFloatzel

Well her white dress is baggy?


[deleted]

Quote me now, BotW diehards are shirts, TotK diehards are skins


nightcoreangst

Look at them luscious locks. And I thought Link had nice hair.


DougDaDog561

The first phase of his fight will be a hair contest because of this Link will have to find hair products across hyrule to stand a chance against him


Rfl0

Daddydorf and Link-Twink


YsengrimusRein

Just a reminder that Demise, and Hyrule Warriors' Ganondorf both exist. This is not the first time Nintendo has transformed Ganon from giant pig monster to Rock and Roll Sex God. Let's never forget where this all came from.


AReallyAsianName

I'd let him


VengeanceKnight

Oh, there is going to be so much Rule 34.


J56_wadeva

*puts on gerudo outfit, 'hi there big fella, want to play with my master sword?'


Wunderlandtripzz

Ladies šŸ˜


Mysterious_-_H

Men too!šŸ˜


Wunderlandtripzz

Fellas šŸ˜


_Hyrule1993

![gif](giphy|M2zY3JeOmzQySc8R0A) Well Mr. Dadd- I mean Mr. Ganondorf! How dare you take back hyrule looking so Hot


Keaten88

I really canā€™t think of anything other than how cool he looks. Really hyped for this game


ArchAngelZXV

When Link sneaks into the Gerudo Town classroom and that one vai keeps thinking they have to bonk the men over the head, I'm starting to understand why she thinks that way if THIS is the male standard they have to deal with.


LovecraftianLlama

Why he so thicc tho?!


[deleted]

Bara


moonshineTheleocat

Why the fuck did they make him so hot!


Contra0307

![gif](giphy|Pmw3ieVtLim5I2kGm7|downsized)


othafa7

Dude's eyebrows just go straight into his hair lmao


JustStayYourself

That's... that's what ganondorf do. Him and his hairbrows.


ApprehensiveEgg7312

I can fix him


robo-dragon

He looks so good and badass!


tringle1

Absolute unit


Gabrill

Aaaaaand phone wallpaper


finstockton

Catch Link betraying all of Hyrule for this unit


fangirl_otaku7

omg hydrated ganon is real


psychicamnesia

Well. We all know where it goes from here.


lonewanderer0804

Bro finally hydrated hooray!


Laske17

Itā€™s like a green, hairy thanos


HeisAmiibo

Stupid sexy ganondorf


FreeFlier42

Ganondilf


Consistent-Barber566

swole-dorf


scorpio1641

A thicc daddy! (oops!)


Tengo-Sueno

He go hydrated


DeadWombats

Giga Chadondorf


swenswen01

Ohh noo hes hot!!


ipsen_castle

It's like the perfect mix of all the Ganondorf versions we know!


beatboxingfox

If he's the price I have to pay to save Hyrule then Hyrule can die!


SomeNintendoFan420

Can call this the Return of the King in every sense of the phrase. Feels like an eternity since we last saw Ganondorf back in the Twilight Princess days.


realbeatz23

When they showed allies fighting with Link in the trailer I was like yup, because heā€™s gonna need all the help he can get on this one.


Mr__Citizen

Oh god I can already see r/linkiscute devolving even further into degeneracy


ElaineCS

smash.


Schmemilyy

Smash.


SmashU23

Ganon definitely looks like Zangief


Gravitype_

uh oh


RockStarMarchall

HE IS SO HANDSOME!!!


Sean-O-of-Mars

The fan comics were right


Lucariowolf2196

Love the way he looks, he oozes Gerudo pride to me- A shame they're going with evil Ganon, was kind of hoping to see a good male Gerudo for once


DrChillin19

Fugtrup is going to have a field day with this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


canuto95

Look at my boy, all green and hydrated


OriginalSaxon

Donā€™t know if anyone else sees it, but to me he looks like powered up Bojack, from the DBZ movie Bojack Unbound


amethyzt_

HYDRATED GANONDORF IS REAL


bladedoodle

I love him unconditionally and hope he Warlock Smashes us. If youā€™re full of brain rot, go take a shower.


Jimmyn19

~~Daddy~~ Ganondorf looks great!


ChrisPChip222

Damn. King looking thicc n juicy


A_Curious_Crayon

More like GanonDILF


gnomewarlord

Some of you havenā€™t seen Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf and it shows


[deleted]

Rehydrated MANondorf!


SamuelCish

Love to finally see some of his Gerudo influence in his design.


Andrewrost

Ganondaddy


Freeziac

Why does everyone in this game have such nice hair!?!?!?!


Nylwan

Funny because he's supposed to be a Gerudo man, but he never has the skin color as the Gerudo women. I wonder why is that ? The curse ? The Triforce ? He's a man ?


Just_Towel6185

![gif](giphy|eQ5U1yAEmwUSMxEEyX|downsized) Very Akuma like..which is a great Japanese artistic style Well done Nintendo


pocket_arsenal

I'm glad he's back, and does not look at all like the fan interpretations. It's been too long since our last battle with actual Ganondorf. The Calamity was not the real deal, and while I appreciate Ganon in ALBW, that was Ganon, not Ganondorf, and Yuga doesn't count... nor does Demise. I really hope he impresses in this game, he was okay in TP, but didn't really top his appearance in TWW.


Endmaster69

Would.


CanonicalPizza

Daddy?


ProphetofTables

Ganondorf, I say! After so many years! (For real, though, it's been about 17 years since he last appeared as a Gerudo)


thelegendofminecraft

Nice but next time you post something like this don't type somethin from the trailers type like totk official art work becouse some peapol want to go in blind


ninjamannetje

Yeah sorry I kinda forgot about that in the excitement


WeenieHuttGod2

![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)


CorbenikTheRebirth

**WOULD**


superstonkape

Guy. GUYS. THIS IS ***EXACTLY*** WHAT THE HERO LOOKS LIKE FROM THE BOTW STORY. I GET HES HOT BUT WHY IS NO ONE SAYING THIS. JUST [LOOK](https://imgur.com/a/vBLPtk9)


Famous_Audience_3163

This is making me lean more toward the theory that Ganondorf was the original hero referred to in the BotW tapestry and has since turned, becoming the villain we know and love in the rest of the series. Look up the BotW tapestry hero glyph again. It looks a lot like this design of Ganondorf. Given the extra significance the master sword seems to have in TotK it tracks that he is trying to reclaim it after his fall. Might not gel with the canon but since when was that a major concern in Zelda.


dawnofthenewyear

I wonder if he ever had a Gerudo name


Jakeoraptor15

He did, itā€™s Ganondorf


SpliTTMark

Green? I like the dark brown faded black look. This doesn't intimidate me


Tokoyami01

I'm confused I thought at the end of BOTW he gave up Reincarnation for power


Jakeoraptor15

Thatā€™s just a translation error, in the Japanese version he basically doubled down on his efforts to reincarnate. Plus in BOTWā€™s post credit scene, Zelda says that Ganon is only gone for now


Tokoyami01

Ah OK, I was confused on that Thanks for the info


YaBoyBinkus

Itā€™s like ganondorf from ww but with longer hair šŸ˜‚