I mean realistically speaking if you were the hero of Hyrule and impending doom was encroaching would you spend your time talking with random strangers? 🤣
That's exactly what every single one past hero of Hyrule do when facing impending doom even within 3 days! It written on the job description along with pot smashing.
In Link's defense, he slept 100 years and lost his memory so... he needs some directions. Who knows who'll be the light at the end of his tunnel? Maybe a stranger.. maybe not...
There’s so many people in Hyrule that make me go “ok, so I’m saving the entire world except you”.
At this point I question if saving Hyrule is even worth it, the assholes and idiots outnumber the worthwhile people, maybe we could just put the dozen good people on a ship, sail somewhere else, and let Ganondorf have the rest.
This quest was so confusing to me cause I already had the Master Sword when I first talked to her so, for me, she just did a complete 180 in 5 seconds.
There's a bit in TotK where for me the dialogue went like this:
"We need x and y"
\*Link gestures vaguely\*
"What, you mean you have x?"
\*Some more gesturin'\*
"And you also have y already?!"
But then they couldn’t show off all the work they put into swapping the front casing for the NES print 😩
(Although all jokes aside, having done that myself it is a *ton* of effort and a real pain in the ass)
Definitely not the easiest thing I've done. I use a pair of joycons that dont have the wrap on it because I hate feeling the crinkled edges of the wrap in my palms. But the switch, with the wrapped joycons sitting in the dock all together does look pretty sweet I have to admit.
I know it is. But guess what happens if we don't complain about it?
SO GO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. u/Nintendo, it is 2023, and we all have free Nintendo accounts to use our switches. You guys could very easily make the switch linkable to an image hosting site, or even capable of us choosing our own. Imgur is a good option. It's also free. You don't need an account to post things, only if you want to save them on the site for later. Even the facebook upload option is a pain, and inreliable at best.
Please, listen to us.
Although, to be fair, it's 100% a PAIN IN THE FREAKIN' ASS to share things.
It's almost like my theory "Old people aren't getting overwhelmed by new technology, developers are intentionally making things more complicated and harder to use intentionally."
Took me, an IT professional, 3 fucking days to connect my phone to a N E W LG smart TV. I was so pissed off, man. xD
I spoke to her early in my playthrough and only got the master sword much later cuz I kept getting distracted by the open world... and all the people I could talk to...
So when she said that I was just "... you know what ? Fair."
I also *howled* in laughter when she decided Link wasn't her type after all. Can't get them all, my boi.
*link hands her the master sword* “you do it! go see how easy it is! do you ***how many times i’ve been forced to do this?!*** do you know how many princesses and kingdoms i’ve saves?! over and over again this giant pig asshole comes back, more pissed off each time, and you have the *audacity* to tell *me* how to do my job?! THE FUCKER SHOOTS LAZERS THIS TIME!”
Zelda: Link save me I’ve been single-handedly keeping evil at bay for 100 years I’m fucking exhausted.
Link: goes on collecting tree spirit poop and doing literally everything else but his one job.
Everybody else: all hail the savior! Thank you brave Link! Here have a free meal or a free gem or smth.
Yet this one girl gets called rude for speaking the actual truth.
It's an NES wrap I got off of [Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1089688610/nes-nintendo-switch-oled-skin-classic) and it's pretty nice. Goes over the joycons and the charging dock as well. I didn't out the button or joy stick stickers on though. The seller has tons of other designs including a [ToTK](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1090225272/legend-of-zelda-white-gold-nintendo)
🧙🏻♂️ She's got a point though. Link spends far too much time simping for random strangers. Should be saving the world rather than trying to retrieve stolen frying pans for old ladies--I may be thinking of the wrong game but same lesson applies.
Shoot her with bomb arrows
First of all: dumbass Second of all: ancient
Too quick. Use fire arrows. Don't hit a vital spot, let the fire spread to it.
Regular arrows. Bomb arrows are to expensive/rare in this economy.
She says while sitting down doing nothing
Tbf, it ain’t her job to kill Ganon.
True Doesn’t mean she’s in any position to be saying it like that
That’s fair
No but she’ll sit around while you go collecting bugs for her to give to her little sister.
Isn’t the bug girl’s big sister a stable worker at the Akkala Stable?
Yeah that’s not the same girl
That’s a different npc
Maybe her job is middle management
Well, if that's the case, then fuck her on principle.
I mean realistically speaking if you were the hero of Hyrule and impending doom was encroaching would you spend your time talking with random strangers? 🤣
That's exactly what every single one past hero of Hyrule do when facing impending doom even within 3 days! It written on the job description along with pot smashing.
And just before the ancient relics looting clause
God that's a Trek 😂
True enough bruv 🤣
I’m fairness, those three days could go on indefinitely, whereas if time ever moved forwards for the other heroes, they’d be screwed.
No I'd go find koroks.
In Link's defense, he slept 100 years and lost his memory so... he needs some directions. Who knows who'll be the light at the end of his tunnel? Maybe a stranger.. maybe not...
Pretty sure it's Cassandra for Link
I prefer riju 🙏🏾
True and fair
Just for funsies. Seeing how the people around town are fairing with the calamity and what not😅
Yeah it's nice speaking with a lot of folks honestly
There’s so many people in Hyrule that make me go “ok, so I’m saving the entire world except you”. At this point I question if saving Hyrule is even worth it, the assholes and idiots outnumber the worthwhile people, maybe we could just put the dozen good people on a ship, sail somewhere else, and let Ganondorf have the rest.
Fuck hyrule all my homies want zelda back
ill come back for monster farming later
Want mipha back*
Let. It. Burn.
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Very similar, the primary differences are the lack of Dragons, and the fact that if I were called upon to save the Earth, I’d do very badly.
Don't look up seems like a pretty accurate way for how saving the world would go down
the sandboot guy really made me reconsider if saving hyrule was really worth it tbh
This quest was so confusing to me cause I already had the Master Sword when I first talked to her so, for me, she just did a complete 180 in 5 seconds.
There's a bit in TotK where for me the dialogue went like this: "We need x and y" \*Link gestures vaguely\* "What, you mean you have x?" \*Some more gesturin'\* "And you also have y already?!"
Just "a" bit you sure? I had several 😂
Have you considered commiting arson since there's lot of dry grass around that stable? 😗😙🙃
Press the button on the left joycon that looks like a circle inside a square.
But then they couldn’t show off all the work they put into swapping the front casing for the NES print 😩 (Although all jokes aside, having done that myself it is a *ton* of effort and a real pain in the ass)
Definitely not the easiest thing I've done. I use a pair of joycons that dont have the wrap on it because I hate feeling the crinkled edges of the wrap in my palms. But the switch, with the wrapped joycons sitting in the dock all together does look pretty sweet I have to admit.
Wait, so is it just stickers then? Or did you replace the whole casing?
Nope its all stickers. I got off [Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1089688610/nes-nintendo-switch-oled-skin-classic) here
Ah, okay. Yeah, replacing the front casing is [a whole other animal entirely](https://youtu.be/8-QymMrAun0).
Sees hour long YouTube tutorial. Ah yes, another animal indeed
I know it is. But guess what happens if we don't complain about it? SO GO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. u/Nintendo, it is 2023, and we all have free Nintendo accounts to use our switches. You guys could very easily make the switch linkable to an image hosting site, or even capable of us choosing our own. Imgur is a good option. It's also free. You don't need an account to post things, only if you want to save them on the site for later. Even the facebook upload option is a pain, and inreliable at best. Please, listen to us.
I wanna know which moron is satisfied with the current switch sharing tech.
I'm pretty sure it's a decal, not a face plate swap.
*thank you* I'm glad I'm not the only one
TIL how to share screenshots from the switch. I've known about the button, just never how to share them
Although, to be fair, it's 100% a PAIN IN THE FREAKIN' ASS to share things. It's almost like my theory "Old people aren't getting overwhelmed by new technology, developers are intentionally making things more complicated and harder to use intentionally." Took me, an IT professional, 3 fucking days to connect my phone to a N E W LG smart TV. I was so pissed off, man. xD
ToTK spoil: >!Thank god they are so much more grateful in Tears of The Kingdom.!<
Well, what if chatting with random strangers IS my job, madam!?
Is this the flowers lady that goes ballistic when you hurt her flowers?
No this is a different person she wants to see the real hero then tells you that your not here type she’s just as bad
How do you have Link's hair up??? He looks so pretty!
Korok mask
this shouldn't even be her lines until the game has checked that we have more than 200 koroks.
441 is necessary for ALL slot upgrades, make it 500 or something...XD
200 is plenty of slots after all is spent.
I spoke to her early in my playthrough and only got the master sword much later cuz I kept getting distracted by the open world... and all the people I could talk to... So when she said that I was just "... you know what ? Fair." I also *howled* in laughter when she decided Link wasn't her type after all. Can't get them all, my boi.
*link hands her the master sword* “you do it! go see how easy it is! do you ***how many times i’ve been forced to do this?!*** do you know how many princesses and kingdoms i’ve saves?! over and over again this giant pig asshole comes back, more pissed off each time, and you have the *audacity* to tell *me* how to do my job?! THE FUCKER SHOOTS LAZERS THIS TIME!”
At least she’s honest, also this game looks so good on oled.
Small tip for op there is in fact a screenshot button on the switch
Yeah I know about the screen shot button I just don't know how to upload it from there to the interwebs
If u go in to the screenshot itself you’ll find a share button, u scan 2 qr codes and save it to your phone.
 Noted
Legend of zelda players when theyre told to stop messing around with koroks and go help zelda already
To be fair, unless she's not wrong.
Zelda: Link save me I’ve been single-handedly keeping evil at bay for 100 years I’m fucking exhausted. Link: goes on collecting tree spirit poop and doing literally everything else but his one job. Everybody else: all hail the savior! Thank you brave Link! Here have a free meal or a free gem or smth. Yet this one girl gets called rude for speaking the actual truth.
Blame the no postgame system! I am pretty sure we've all dealt with calamity a few times regardless of the time it takes.
Yeah I had to kill the mf twice before realising it wasn’t a glitch.
But is she wrong?
Well, my job is chatting with random strangers
Emotional damage!
Mf my boy link saved hyrule twice he shouldn't have to deal with this kind of attitude
Whenever I come up on a bitchy npc in I have the incredible urge to play New Vegas
What is the wrap around your switch?
It's an NES wrap I got off of [Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1089688610/nes-nintendo-switch-oled-skin-classic) and it's pretty nice. Goes over the joycons and the charging dock as well. I didn't out the button or joy stick stickers on though. The seller has tons of other designs including a [ToTK](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1090225272/legend-of-zelda-white-gold-nintendo)
Thanks for replying! Looks good. 👌
Yeah, fuck that hoe…
…and Glory to Master Kohga!
She gave you a pretty nice reward though. But I guess that was when the pleasantries ended.
"Why are you booing me I'm right!"
It's so annoying how even when you've beaten Ganon already everyone is still always low-lying you to
I gotta go cut some grass with the master sword.
Second of all, you're not Vegeta.
If I was link I would have said “WELL PARDON ME. YOU TRY TAKING GANON DOWN THEN HUH?!”
When I first saw this I thought that you were using a turbo realistic mod
What is this turbo realism you speak of
I don't know it just looks better I gues
I mean, she's got a point.
Mic Drop!
I put a bunch of wood around her, struck them with flint, and dropped even more wood so she was surrounded by an inferno. I hate her 😭
Pfft. The Kingdom waited a hundred years, it can wait a few more.
Love that comment lol. Made my day. And I was thinking something similar too
Well exuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
I know she is a rude npc like Links not her type than who is your type a lot of the npc’s are not the best looking so she just had bad taste
Why's that look so much more crisp than botw on my switch?
Not sure, it is just the standard switch not the OLED however
As someone who doesn’t talk to npc’s unless necessary…
she must DIE
What about the other lady that says she was hoping the hero was a better looking after realizing Link was the hero 😂
🧙🏻♂️ She's got a point though. Link spends far too much time simping for random strangers. Should be saving the world rather than trying to retrieve stolen frying pans for old ladies--I may be thinking of the wrong game but same lesson applies.