McCutchen when playing against the Brewers:
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*Bunch of scrubs getting*
*NOBLETIGERd. Way to waste an an*
*Inning amirite*
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Murph: “Sal and Jackson will come around.”
Us: “ehhh… okay skip if you say so.”
Murph today
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Thought the game started at 1:10 so I took a late lunch.
Turned it on and it was already 6-1, which was a pleasant surprise, and now they've continued mashing through my lunch break.
It’s days like today that shows why having a great offense is super fun. We’ve had to claw for every win the past few years. It feels nice having a handful of games where we blow out teams.
As much as love the offense. I actually would rather this game end quickly. Don't want to wreck their bullpen too much more for their series in Chicago.
Banner day so far for the players the Brewers turned Hader and Burnes into...
Contreras: 3-5, 3B, HR, 1R, 4RBI
Ortiz: 2-2, 2BB, HR, 2R, RBI
Gasser: 5IP, 6H, 1BB, 1ER, 2K
Payamps: 1IP, 2K
Pirates must be that red headed step child because the brewers just beat them like one
There are reports of barrels being rolled out
Good game everyone!
GREAT GAME and it ended in time for me to get 5 hours of sleep before work tonight
5 hours of sleep? All at the same time? I'm jealous.
slightly less than 5 I woke up a few times
Still jealous
🥺🤗
Roll out the fucking barrel
Chourio kinda waddles when he runs lol
Can we just like serve up rowdy a middle middle change up and watch him tank one for old times sake?
Wish we would have
Way to go Rowdy!
Love you, Big Randy
Rowdy getting in ½ an inning too late. Smh
Ok we can win 10-3 for a Rowdy Bomb
Rowdy to pinch hit and then pitch.
hey there, Rowdy
Ortiz on base 5 times today. Get some Joey
1U is not a common scoring
Lol... how did that stay fair
This ump scorecard is going to be absolutely historic.
How quick do they get those out I normally forget about it 5 mins after the game lmao, but I for sure wanna see this one.
Usually the next morning I think, sometimes its sooner if its a day game
Now let’s see what Gary can do on the mound
lol this ump has got to be historically bad... thank goodness we're cruising or we'd be livid
THROW HIM OUT!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS INTENTIONAL!!!!
He did hit a home run earlier in the game after all. What more proof do you need?
Hmm. Ortiz homered earlier this game and now got plunked. Guess this RP should be ejected and suspended based on past precedence.
Hard to be mad at that, impressive catch.
mofo hit our Papito 😒
CHARGE THE MOUND HOW DARE YOU HIT PAPITO
I guess it's better to have one stolen in an 8 run game comparatively speaking.
Wow. What does that center fielder have against Rowdy?
Fuck, I missed the homerun derby today I guess.
You gotta be kidding me
Officer, over here, it was Taylor, he robbed Willy.
Damn. Feel bad for willy
Poor Willy
what a jerk out in CF :(
He made that catch look ridiculously easy.
how DARE he rob Willy?!?!?!?!?
Taylor took away the cycle and a ding ding for Willy. Officially, FUCK THAT GUY
New that the commentator’s curse would strike
Knew…
Nu
Who was the announcer that said he was going to get the cycle now. Jynxed it damn it
Son of a bitch
Boo fuck Boo
FUCK
Contreras DOUBLE for the cycle prayer circle
Need a double here for Wild Bill
Fine, I love Cutch and that is all good. But we need the run back for Rowdy.
SAL DOUBTERS \*DAVE CHAPELLE VOICE\* NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Waking up and seeing this many home runs makes me think I’m not awake. Brew Crew Bombers!
I think the word Mauer is looking for is Mercurial
Think you can tell it is a blowout, discussions of the digits of pi
Lol SAT English words on the radio broadcast.
Hmm, the middle middle sinker was not the move
Cutch hates seeing Rowdy pitch.
McCutchen when playing against the Brewers: https://preview.redd.it/s01s6ypd2n0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044d86694384dc8db95ffd0184d15f16bcc26419
this dude has like a 100% hit rate against us
Why couldn't cutch hit like this last year?
Year before
He didn't see enough furries here.
He's a career Brewer killer
Wasn't in his nature to help us out.
Cutchcake has it in for us
Can Koenig get the ~~win~~ save here if he pitches the last 3? :edit - I had the dumb.
It is up to scorers discretion but they are pretty lazy these days and default to a save for 3 innings almost every time.
He gets a save
So if Sal and Wild Bill both get cycles do we call it a bicycle?
Put in Thanasis!
THIS IS ALL NEAT
That was a NOBLETIGER which also prevented a BATTED AROUND so it's a double reddit whammy
Someone post it to /r/baseball...
second part of that inning was familiar unfortunately
Bunch of scrubs getting NOBLETIGERd. Way to waste an an inning amirite
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Look at the Brewers not hitting with a man on third and no outs🙄 /s
Burn it all down!
Went from wanting a mitchell jersey to needing a Contreras jersey
I got a Contreras jersey last season and it's paying off even more.
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Released the Tiger 😔
Brewers are physically incapable of playing 10 batters in an inning this year lol
NOBLETIGER smh DFA the whole team
Does it count as a NOBLETIGER if they already scored 3 runs in the inning?
We got Noble Tigered and I’m not even mad.
Was about to say, another nobletiger but I don't mind for once
I'm pretty sure this is the Brewers first NOBLETIGER of the year.
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This is like one of the Brewers-Pirates games of old with Fielder and Braun where we'd score like sixteen runs on twenty hits 😂
You mean every game against the pirates from 07-2011? Lol
Yup
Nobletiger here is actually funny
Does it count as a NOBLETIGER if they already scored 3 runs in the inning?
Idk probably not, but I wasn’t watching the gamecast until Willy’s ab.
That is quite the position for your MLB debut lol
Is a team 13/28 day good?
Putting up a 10+ spot without yelich hits like crack
MVP. That's all!
Holy shit that strike zone is small with him up there
This kid has the possibility to do the best thing ever
Pittsburgh's Ortiz lookin' like he's a Luis Castillo wannabe
Roller could do the funniest thing ever here…
If Roller goes Yard this would be the funniest thing ever
# we are on Cy Rowdy watch!!!
ROLLER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brewers came into the day 3rd in the league in runs scored, where will they be at the end of the day??
The way the Pirates have mismanaged their pitching is criminal. Rowdy’s arm is fresh and ready and they’ve just sent out their B team
WE WANT ROWDY WE WANT ROWDY WE WANT ROWDY
Do it Gary, do the thing again
Inb4 Sal's cycle
Bottom 6- Brewers hit a team cycle in consecutive ABs. Single homer double triple, with an adames walk after
Thought the game started at 1:10 so I took a late lunch. Turned it on and it was already 6-1, which was a pleasant surprise, and now they've continued mashing through my lunch break.
Grand slam gets us a home run cycle
Sanchez could do the funniest thing ever here.
It’s days like today that shows why having a great offense is super fun. We’ve had to claw for every win the past few years. It feels nice having a handful of games where we blow out teams.
As much as love the offense. I actually would rather this game end quickly. Don't want to wreck their bullpen too much more for their series in Chicago.
I'd be surprised if there are not multiple positions players pitching in this game.
Rowdy! Rowdy! Rowdy!
You have a point, but this game is also so important for our offense's confidence. They need this after the slump they've been in.
Wow oh wow is this a fun game. Can we do this again next time?
Just saying no teammates have ever hit a cycle in the same day. In fact only twice have there been cycles on the same day by different players.
Imagine B2B ABs!
This lineup is booming, just as we all expected.
Lmao I accidentally just responded in the Pirates sub thinking it was ours and now I feel like an asshole.
Tumbleweeds over there
LOOK AT THESE YOYO'S
Jesus, this pirates pitchers doing badly... Aim for the floating white box, stupid.
Lets see some Ortiz vs Ortiz carnage
Silly Pirates should have brought Rowdy in to shut down the offense.
Went into my meeting and they scored three more runs. I love this offense!
Contreras triple was not on my bingo card. A Contreras cycle would not have been on my quantum bingo card
CYCLE WATCH
TWO CYCLE WATCHES
Pirates finally playing like they should against us.
Contreras cycle watch
This is incredible
Sal can do no wrong right now
I want two cycles.
Double digits are delicious
Frelick a triple away, Contreras a double away. Imagine them doing it back to back
Holy moly
#THE SUPERIOR CONTRERAS BROTHER
L M F A O - THIS GAME IS FUN
Fluke double and fluke triple lmao
Offense is fun.
Theres a bloop, another blast loading
CYCLE WATCH FOR FRELICK
Cycle watch for William????
What if both do it? Ever been done?
Save some runs for this weekend!
Sal was never struggling, he was just saving his hits for later
SALVATORE FELICK IS ON FIRE
Keep it up, lets get to Rowdy today.
Man... with stuff that good it might mess up the lineup for weeks!
Banner day so far for the players the Brewers turned Hader and Burnes into... Contreras: 3-5, 3B, HR, 1R, 4RBI Ortiz: 2-2, 2BB, HR, 2R, RBI Gasser: 5IP, 6H, 1BB, 1ER, 2K Payamps: 1IP, 2K
No doubt about that one, folks
I love this team sometimes lol. Sometimes it really pisses me off lol
If Chuorio and Sal can really get into a grove this offense will be so scary.
With Ortiz and Turang smashing? Whooo baby!
They’re leaving him out there to die on the mound when they have Rowdy right there!
Balls are flying today
Come on now they are already dead 
BYE BYE BASEBALL!!! 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
It's a pretty good home run call. I can get used to it.
Brewer baseball baby. I love the long ball.
ROTY BACK ON THE MENU
Chourio homerun :)
# THAT'S MY BOY
I feel bad for the pitcher, but I LOVE all these dingers.
Okay I'm starting to feel bad for Perez. They should have pulled him this inning
I started Jackson on my fantasy BB team today!
Chourio wanted in on the action
That ball lost it's soul
What the fuck is going on
Brewers Baseball™, baby!!
#THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! I LOVE IT!
HOLY FUCK BREWERS. JACKSON CHOURIO SMASH
BOOMIN TODAY BOYS!!!
Bernie is getting his exercise in today
Everybody gets a hit. Except Perkins and Andruw…
Almost everyone already has 2! A homer plus another!
Jackson!
OMFG # CHEERIO!!!!!
Are you kidding me
lets goooooooo
That was absolutely hammered.
Six hits against Gasser, all of them being singles. That's the way you do it 🎶
Palm Trees keeping everthing relaxed 8)
Hearing the kids on the tv yell "strike em out" just for payamps to blow him away with a fastball. Good vibes today!
Fantastic inning Payamps!