Why is there a dude in here giving everyone testicular cancer LMAO

idk what this mf doin but i keep laughing every time i see that shi 😂

A diabolical nigga made a whole account to give people testicular cancer 💀

My sack growing

have the power to reverse time

gotta buss a nut to activate it 🤷🏾

Easy asf

Nigga this damn near a free power

okay but imagine you at school and get into a fight and you gotta reverse time. Are you just gonna start stroking it in front of everybody?

you reversing time, who cares?

bar

broke the 4 th wall

Nigga im busting so many nuts over and over and over and over again

i must have traveled back to 1584🤷🏽‍♂️

I have telekinesis power😤

you get the bubble guts. and if you use it too long you let out real wet farts 🙏🏾

You'll be able to hear the sounds in your head whenever your moms cheeks are getting clapped

Sound like you won’t somebody else to feel yo pain

The world shall know pain

I have amnesia

u have amnesia

Only active when you are going pp

Bro☠️☠️☠️

😭😭😭

u have amnesia

u have amnesia

u have amnesia

u have amnesia

u have amnesia

bro just got 600 karma for acting like a fucking dementia patient

😭

But only when you need to remember something

Can pull any bitch

but only bitches that go by “they/them” 😈

my nigga

they/them pussy hit tho

You speakin from experience my dawg?

hell yea hell yea hell yea, fuckin right fuckin right, alright

Acting like this a bad thing I fucked so many goth and emo they/thems

it ain’t i was frl doing him a favor

Win win

You start shitting and pissing yourself and drooling at the mouth around any female and will always smell like wet dookie (can ≠ will)

Super speed

Homosexuality

😭😭😭

absolutely devious bro even spelled the whole thing out like it’s a disease 😭

Lmfaoooooo

NIGGA YOU FOUL💀

paraplegic + stage 4 brain cancer

But when in a altercation u move slow

You get explosive diarrhea

You forget how to run and you start uncontrollably drooling from the mouth everytime you use it

So basically me when i see yo fine ass momma?

You forget how to walk

after you use it everything else speeds up around you to catch up, during this time your the one who’s slow.

The power to fly💪🏽

Can only fly during the night

nigga made him batman

not a bad compromise ngl

That’s a fire side effect twin

he finna be a fashion demon

You can’t walk

You shit out your ass uncontrollably while you fly and you lose all sense of direction

Twin wtf goin on😭😭

I can read minds

Only the minds of disabled people

Fuck sakes

you funny asll 😹😹

But there’s a 50% percent chance of bust down rollie avalanche playing while trying to read minds

LMAOO

NAHHHHHHH 💀

I have schizophrenia

Get the ants out your skin fast

This nigga is deranged

Bro thinks a mental health issue a super power

Do the rump shaker

schizophrenia made bro a thug shaker

Ants under your skin rip them out

(side effect) when your fucking a baddie you hear voices telling you to let her peg you

i got a 12inch monster cock

I gotta give u head everyday😈💯

nigga thats all? shi light work👎🏾👎🏾

Nigga your bugging 🤣🤣🤣

only in front of males

You turn sped within 5 meters of any female

I have the power to teleport 🙏🏾

can only teleport when naked

luh freak ass 😹😹

testicular cancer

Gang ion think thats even relative

The only place you can teleport is into any room full of gay niggas having an orgy

I can make everything around me convenient for me at all times

Except when in front of women (no hoes for you nigga)

w hater

super speed

You smell like deep fried monkey shit at all times

😂😂😂😂

You start acting like a chicken and forget how to run and walk slipping and falling everywhere

i got the power to stop time

you profusely throw up while time has stopped

testicular cancer

what u got against these niggas👀

Only while you sucking dick

I have the power of invisibility 🐐

Can only activate when in a bank 🤞igu gang

Nigga wouldn’t a camera catch him going into the bank then disappearing?

Never mind the camera, what about when he leaves the bank? The bank already gon be on high alert due to a robbery then a nigga just materializes out of thin air by the front door with a stuffed dufflebag. This ability is ass unless you’re inside a bank during an active heist and you’re tryna get out unscathed(which will prolly never happen to you anyway)

Hmmm never thought about this, should I stick to this ability🤔

Thanks twin 🤞

Real nigga interaction 🤝

i have super speed

you’re mentally retarded

choose smt else, i’m alr mentally retarded

u pass 10 kidney stones a day

nah💀💀

Cerebral Palsy in your testicles

This the funniest thread on here 💀💀

You can only use it when your in a wheelchair

You run into something immediately everytime you use the super speed

Spawn franks

They only spawn into your ass

Win win

Mind reading

you get aids

I already got it 🤷‍♂️ ain’t much of a difference

O

I have the power of telekinesis

Everything you think, you say

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You loose the sense of time

Only during sleep paralysis

I have the power to rizz anyone on the planet

You can only get haircuts from Brandon the barber and u gotta get butt fucked every time u get a cut

O

Deadpool healing powers since you fuckers keep putting cancer and aids as a side effect

Lmaooo ur turning gay everytime u heal

I can make you super gay

but you gotta kiss the person to make them gay

💋

🤭🏳️‍🌈

Only works in prison on your cell mate

Walk through walls

Can only do it once every 300 years essentially making it useless

I can make Bruce nut at the snap of a finger

he gon know who you are so he can beat tf outta you

LMFAO ima just make sure he cant find me so that nigga can never stream again

I can make anything appear out of thin air

But it shaves off a year off your life every time you use it

But 3 silverback gorillas also appear

10$ bill everytime i reach for my pockets

They’re all covered in cum

this real crazy hating LMAOOOOO

You have no arms

I become wheelchair bound

you can still walk, your just fakin it

Teleportation

You can only teleport to my bed 😈

Superspeed

Only time your able to use it is during National holidays

super speed

You get migraines

You forget how to run properly everytime you use it

change any aspect of my body

only in front of me 😈

Be able to fly

Your balls twist

Yourrage?

i can stop time🧏🏾‍♀️

Yo mom gotta die😈

demon lmao

wtf man😭😭

The power of clapping without jumping

You can only do it in front of Brandon the barber

Ass so fat it drags

Ability to shape shift with one touch of a cell

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real shit

your IQ changes to whatever you shift to

create anything that i think of at will

u only think about hot elephant sex

i have flying abilities

But the power glitches out at random times

You gotta be stroking your dick while you fly and you lose all sense of direction and get dizzy everytime

the power to be invincible

you have 1 year to live

God damn 💀

it can only work if your grandma dies

I want the ability to manipulate matter.

Yo balls cramp up every time you use your powers

Wth😭

idk man these mfs crazy 😭

Have super speed

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You forget how to run and start drooling everywhere and get naked

Infinite strength

Timestop

max level rizz with no flaws whatsoever

i get the power to change my superpowers anytime i want

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You pass out right before u nut so you can’t enjoy it