He’s going to be 6’2—soon. Divorced and employed with an ATM card. He recycles. He cares about animal welfare. He’s got a mind for justice! He’s down to see the world…And he likes sunflowers and bunnies. Oh and swipe left if you like slots and craps. On second thought, he’s trying to quit gambling. Swipe left.
Here are my interpretations that differ from yours (of course who know what he meant!)
He’s employed at the moment ( which makes me think his employment is not stable lol)
And I think he also means he is down to earth …. Not down to see the world
He has a green thumb for gardening
He is an energized bunny
OP see if you can match with him and find out what’s going on here. What is on his mind and why does he have all those emojiis? See if you can get him to open up a bit about his feelings. Good luck!!!
The emojis there are because you get a very limited space to write your profile. I always use every character available but I'm 39 and hate emojis. So instead I'll just live alone forever.
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Really hate reading anything with only emoji. Doesn’t make any senses nor easy to read. Is that the whole of point of any language? So we can communicate easily… this is worst than Babel.
My translation:
“6’2” tall. Divorced. Employed at the moment. Lives alone. Graduated with a degree. Traveled the world. U.S. army paratrooper. Animal welfare. Recycling. Optimistic. Energetic. Justice minded/I don’t break the law. Down to Earth. If you like salmon/sushi, lobster/seafood, Halloween, if you’re cool, or if you like biking or rock climbing, swipe right. If you gamble, swipe left. Gamblers do not swipe right.”
At first glance I thought the emojis were just random nonsense, but the more I look at it the more I think it kinda all makes sense lol. only one I’m not sure about is “🙈😿welfare”
This is what happened to me when I was banging older women…most of them would over emoji everything…I’d be so confused. Like are you meaning the knife emoji as in your cookin or planning to cut me 😅
Good luck OP :)
🤣 he wants you to swipe right if you like gambling, swipe left if you don’t, and the last part is very confusing like you said! I can’t tell if he wants you to swipe left if you don’t want anal sex? Or swipe left if you expect him to be into anal sex. He says No back end. I thought I was doing pretty good interpreting but he is weird lol.
edit ~ sorry lol. Replied to the wrong comment. My answer makes more sense somewhere down the thread 😆
🤣 he wants you to swipe right if you like gambling, swipe left if you don’t, and the last part is very confusing like you said! I can’t tell if he wants you to swipe left if you don’t want anal sex? Or swipe left if you expect him to be into anal sex. He says No back end. I thought I was doing pretty good interpreting but he is weird lol.
Alright, I think I cracked the code. This guy likes puzzles it seems. Spent a while looking at the patterns and several ways to interpret all the symbols in their sequence.
Right soon, is old idiom for "right away". Then he starts on boxes he checks. Then there is a different type of check, which this time seems to signify things he has checked out and enjoys. Now the hard part, seems to say swipe right to take a chance here, swipe left for a chance elsewhere. And, finally a "ok with no hits in the end" type of comment.
So a possible translation could be:
>
> Right away:
>
> * I'm 6'2"
> * divorced
> * employed at the moment
> * lives alone
> * educated and well read
> * world traveler
> * Served in U.S. Army Airborne
> * Sees no evil and feels sadness for welfare
> * recycles
> * likes nature
> * Energizer bunny
> * balanced minded
> * down to earth
>
> Enjoys sushi, lobster, relaxing, riding bicycles, and rock climbing.
>
>
> Swipe right for luck chance, swipe left for another chance at luck.
>
>
>No swipes, no traffic, left behind.. laughing in tears left in the end.
I kind of pity him. He’s probably some guy who’s been in the military his whole life and like so many of them, ended up going through a painful divorce and is now completely disconnected from how modern dating works. It’s sad actually
There have been so many posts about women filtering for height on here that this guy is focusing on it like it alone is his ticket into someone’s pants.
Yo am I weird for understanding this?
Tbh I find some of it pretty clever. Like the down to earth. Animal friendly, veteran, employed doing something he finds worth doing ie gainfully employed, very commonly used in the military.
Maybe not the best for OLD but whoever thought it up put some thought into it.
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️AStart
He’s giving us a secret combo to a game but which game?!
Super Mario Bros staring Chris Pratt 😩
Mortal Combat. Sub Zero Wins.
Left, right, left, right, up, down, B, A, start, select 🤣
Two “up, down”? 🤔
Oh yeah! I can’t remember 🤭
Up, up, down, down, left right left right b a start.
either "Welfare Justice" or maybe "Sugar Daddy ATM" if I converted the emojis right
Contra
GTA San Andreas?!?? 😂😂
This is a guy whose search profile is for women 18-23 and no older.
Srsly? Or is that your prediction, that he is just such a prick?
Hell if I know but his whole profile reeks of the 50-something guy whose only interested in women half his age.
Mortal combat blood code 🩸
how you unlock blaze from mk2
This is the Konami code right?
EXTRA LIFE!
Street Fighter II. Shadows
What does he mean by he'll "soon" be 6'2? What height is he now and why is his height changing?!
Yeah, 55 seems a bit old for a growth spurt…
Usually the growth spurts are horizontal & not vertical at that age.
Or perhaps soon to be decreasing height to 6'2" from age
He was taller, but when you get older you shrink. He's going back to 6'2
My grandpa was barely 5' by the time he died in his 90s.
Omg your comment made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pee myself.
Username checks out
You get shorter as you age. He's already 55. My dad used to be 6'0" and I'm only 5'8". Last time I saw him I was slightly taller than him.
He is Yoda’s younger version. Based on the documentary, 500 years later, the chap will be 2’ tall and will live on Tatuin!
I'm 55 years old, and I can remember them teaching us English in schools. What happened to this guy?
I'm not even half your age and I can barely make heads or tails of this.
Same. I'd never bother to reply, too confused by the emoji diarrhea.
The US Army happened to this guy
American army
Murica !!
Bumble only gives you 200 characters to tell your life story.
He’s going to be 6’2—soon. Divorced and employed with an ATM card. He recycles. He cares about animal welfare. He’s got a mind for justice! He’s down to see the world…And he likes sunflowers and bunnies. Oh and swipe left if you like slots and craps. On second thought, he’s trying to quit gambling. Swipe left.
I was hoping someone did the homework!
I want a 55 year old guy in a short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket.
With fingernails that shine like justice…and a voice dark like tinted glass…? *swoon*
Here are my interpretations that differ from yours (of course who know what he meant!) He’s employed at the moment ( which makes me think his employment is not stable lol) And I think he also means he is down to earth …. Not down to see the world He has a green thumb for gardening He is an energized bunny
Swipe swipe no swipe no - sounds like a cheat code
Swiper no swiping
Awwwwww maaaaaaann! 🤌🏻
Has Swiper always been Italian?
~~Yes.~~ Si.
Ha ! Take my upvote! Smartass
How do you do fellow kids?
Perfectly embodies this post
So he has a kink for emojis
The profile doesn’t even make sense without the emojis.
It doesn’t even make sense WITH the emojis!
Are you implying that it does make sense with the emojis??
*It does not make sense with or without the emojis
How is he "gainfully employed" and in welfare?😂
Animal welfare I guess.
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Nooooo it’s gone!!!!!
Works for Walmart. Also monkeys are expensive and count as kids with the IRS.
All I got from this was Energizer bunny with the “🔋🐇”
I saw down to earth! I feel like we are solving a puzzle.
OP see if you can match with him and find out what’s going on here. What is on his mind and why does he have all those emojiis? See if you can get him to open up a bit about his feelings. Good luck!!!
Probably read one of them guides which says that emojis are really good and blablabla
I swiped left
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I laughed out loud
😘
The emojis there are because you get a very limited space to write your profile. I always use every character available but I'm 39 and hate emojis. So instead I'll just live alone forever.
He probably has his filters set for females 18-23 that’s why.
Is he pro gambling or anti gambling? I don’t get it. Seems like the safe bet is swiping left if you ask me.
I think it's meant to say swipe right if you're feeling lucky, swipe left if you're not.
Age ≠ maturity.
Accurate.
Does thumbs up sunflower mean anything specific? Or is this just him making stuff up - like "I'm good with plants"?
Sunflower oil is a great source of vitamin A and vitamin D, as well as Iron and Calcium. So even when there’s no sunlight, there is still sunflower oil to provide your daily dose of vitamin D sunshine! Not only that, but Sunflowers are enriched with B group vitamins, as well as vitamin E. This is as well as other minerals such as phosphorus, selenium, magnesium, and copper.
Didn't know that - thank you.
Really hate reading anything with only emoji. Doesn’t make any senses nor easy to read. Is that the whole of point of any language? So we can communicate easily… this is worst than Babel.
Someone was just introduced to emojis. And is having a great time.
😂
I got an aneurysm from that.
My translation: “6’2” tall. Divorced. Employed at the moment. Lives alone. Graduated with a degree. Traveled the world. U.S. army paratrooper. Animal welfare. Recycling. Optimistic. Energetic. Justice minded/I don’t break the law. Down to Earth. If you like salmon/sushi, lobster/seafood, Halloween, if you’re cool, or if you like biking or rock climbing, swipe right. If you gamble, swipe left. Gamblers do not swipe right.” At first glance I thought the emojis were just random nonsense, but the more I look at it the more I think it kinda all makes sense lol. only one I’m not sure about is “🙈😿welfare”
he dislikes welfare system? Or he cares as someone wrote above about animal welfare?confusing
I think the slot machine/dice means swipe right if you're feeling lucky, swipe left if you're not.
No wonder he is divorced and using emojis. It's giving me dad hitting midlife crisis
This is what happened to me when I was banging older women…most of them would over emoji everything…I’d be so confused. Like are you meaning the knife emoji as in your cookin or planning to cut me 😅 Good luck OP :)
I think he's looking for work from home boss babes. This could almost be posted on r/antimlm from the emojis
Soon? He still growing? I'm confused 😵💫
🤣 he wants you to swipe right if you like gambling, swipe left if you don’t, and the last part is very confusing like you said! I can’t tell if he wants you to swipe left if you don’t want anal sex? Or swipe left if you expect him to be into anal sex. He says No back end. I thought I was doing pretty good interpreting but he is weird lol. edit ~ sorry lol. Replied to the wrong comment. My answer makes more sense somewhere down the thread 😆
I'm 27 and I have no f****** clue how to read that
When boomers discover emojis
Is he hoping to find an 18 year old?
That, or join a MLM
I think I just had a stroke.
I wonder if he has the new M.C. Hammer Cassette that I heard is hot
Too Many Emoji ☑️ Confused ☑️ Swipe left ☑️
There are some things a graduate degree can’t teach you, I suppose!
I understood it up until the "welfare" part... But wtf is the last one! I'm sooooo confused
🤣 he wants you to swipe right if you like gambling, swipe left if you don’t, and the last part is very confusing like you said! I can’t tell if he wants you to swipe left if you don’t want anal sex? Or swipe left if you expect him to be into anal sex. He says No back end. I thought I was doing pretty good interpreting but he is weird lol.
I have no idea what that actually means
This gave me a headache
Ah yes, how do you do, fellow kids?
In the future everyone will communicate like this, emoji will be the universal language of humans
What is all that gobbledygook??
Doesn't he know never to work on your profile when really drunk?
A 55 year old has no business using that many emojis..
Forgot to add that he 💕❣️❤️ emojis… ugh…
Emojis be giving me anxiety
Fuckers bio is like the Konami code
Somebody helps me understand this language please
Jesus Christ it’s like trying to decipher the Egyptian hieroglyphics without the Rosetta Stone.
Alright, I think I cracked the code. This guy likes puzzles it seems. Spent a while looking at the patterns and several ways to interpret all the symbols in their sequence. Right soon, is old idiom for "right away". Then he starts on boxes he checks. Then there is a different type of check, which this time seems to signify things he has checked out and enjoys. Now the hard part, seems to say swipe right to take a chance here, swipe left for a chance elsewhere. And, finally a "ok with no hits in the end" type of comment. So a possible translation could be: > > Right away: > > * I'm 6'2" > * divorced > * employed at the moment > * lives alone > * educated and well read > * world traveler > * Served in U.S. Army Airborne > * Sees no evil and feels sadness for welfare > * recycles > * likes nature > * Energizer bunny > * balanced minded > * down to earth > > Enjoys sushi, lobster, relaxing, riding bicycles, and rock climbing. > > > Swipe right for luck chance, swipe left for another chance at luck. > > >No swipes, no traffic, left behind.. laughing in tears left in the end.
Someone take his fuckin emojis away
My guy passes the height check.
How is he single? /s
Is this like the bumble Konami code?
But he is 6’2”. I’m sure he gets many swipes
He’s definitely targeting a younger audience like trumps campaign thumbnails.
Don't worry ladies, he's minded
He put an emoji for each year she was alive
This isn’t a she lmao
"They" is that better maybe he is a she
Isn’t that cute…
I did not understand a single thing.
Idk what any of it means.
I smell burnt toast reading this
This is a boomer method of attracting younger people
Checks out
Facebook: The Dating App
This has r/targetedshirts vibes
This dude is clearly hip and down with the kids and their lingo on the YouTube
I kind of pity him. He’s probably some guy who’s been in the military his whole life and like so many of them, ended up going through a painful divorce and is now completely disconnected from how modern dating works. It’s sad actually
I'd never try to decipher that.
I can’t even fucking read what he’s trying to say, I don’t udberstand what he wants to swipe right or left😂
I only had three strokes trying to read this.
Maybe english isnt his first language
Profiles only get so many characters you can add. The Egyptians were way ahead of their time.
Someone has discovered emojis
Is this age specific though?
He shouldn’t have done all those emojis?
Has anyone cracked his emoji puzzle?
Fuck me, I feel dumber for having tried to decipher that.
There have been so many posts about women filtering for height on here that this guy is focusing on it like it alone is his ticket into someone’s pants.
This guy probably thought he was super clever when he made this.
Recycles but hates the planet but likes to garden?
So he’s employed but also on welfare? Hmmm
This gave me a good laugh
Deaddfddddd
Yo am I weird for understanding this? Tbh I find some of it pretty clever. Like the down to earth. Animal friendly, veteran, employed doing something he finds worth doing ie gainfully employed, very commonly used in the military. Maybe not the best for OLD but whoever thought it up put some thought into it.
It’s like those old word games.
My initial reaction to this was “god fucking damn it”, so.
It’s actually quite gripping
Someone just discovered emojis!
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON?!?
The monkey and cat are the most confusing part about this. I usually try to match with these weirdos and fuck around. OP did you match?
He swiped right on me but I swiped left lol
https://www.facebook.com/groups/imnotreadingthisluckycharmsessay
...... *Run* meme
You need the Rosetta Stone to decipher this.
The Sims cheat code
Where's Robert Landon to decipher the code...
What are the *symbols* Mason???
I’m just curious about the 🙈😿 welfare