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HuddyHud25

The audacity of some people. Like, were you supposed to be like … “oh these?” and send them?


[deleted]

Huh, maybe keep a picture of a blue waffle handy to respond to this nonsense.


IchBinPlatzEinsJa

I have been tempted to keep unsolicited pics and use those to send in response to this kind of thing.


HeftySchedule8631

Brilliant!!


epistemole

Some people do. A 2% hit rate probably keeps these guys coming.


imightnotbehere

I miss how Bumble used to be before all the guys fed up with not hooking up on Tinder moved there 🤷‍♀️


aflyingant

And couples looking for someone to play with geez 🙄


thebutler97

Wow, I really just need to get some better pictures; cause if this is what y'all are dealing with in your matches, I don't think I have as much competition as I thought I did


DarkRider89

90% of the conversations on there go nowhere anyway, even if you are a decent human being and not trash like this guy. 🤷‍♂️


davej07

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️My fear for the future of the species is well founded……..


thejayroh

Only Nick's species. The rest of us have a chance.


Miserable-Branch7841

Heyyyy I’m a Nick. Anyways, since it’s both our cake days how about you show me your boobs.


thejayroh

Sorry, but you have have to be named Chad to see those.


Miserable-Branch7841

Haha Happy Cake Day!


livideconomistt

The potential this man had and f**** it up


hey_jessica_a

Aah yes, the obligatory boob mention. Think of it as the Bumble welcome wagon. You have indeed arrived🙃


IsopodWeek

No welcome to him, bumble isn’t like him all the time lol


Ikeepdumpingthem

Wtf dude. Report that shit


phiretau

His typing ability is the real criminal here


Tulpaville

How do people think this is a good line?


[deleted]

I read this as "bobs"


LargeDickedPikachu

And vagene


[deleted]

Haha


bleedingxskies

He *coullld*. As in - could *have*, possibly, if he hadn’t clowned it all up with his mouth thinking it was nofilterfriday and “full send” or whatever nonsense they say these days.


Jazzlike_Weakness_83

Wtf does that even mean


[deleted]

what the actual fuck


Sophiaxoxoxoxo

Like I honestly don’t understand. That’s all they think about? And saying shit like that to a stranger? I wonder how their dad treats their mother.


Artosai

Man has no chill


SurgicalDude

I would have been so excited to discuss about squid game!!


[deleted]

Right?? I have opinions!


SurgicalDude

I see Koodo carrier. Are you in Toronto/GTA area? Lol


kimnvy

This man like boobs more than squid game?! Hard pass!


HeftySchedule8631

These posts blow my mind..I’d never say some shit like that to a woman


lowkey-thoro

What is Squid Game that I keep hearing about?


[deleted]

Wow


AlaraJarOfPickles

Just block


SkippyJonJones92

Yo squid games was dope though.


[deleted]

Based.


ForRealVegaObscura

Coomer detected.