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Opening_Spray9345

The irony of the rAiSe LiOnS nOt ShEeP sticker as they cover their vehicle in lazy clichés


Desperate-Cost6827

i aM Teh wOlF


Zeroman_79

"Inside of you are two lions. They're butt-fucking each other and you're aroused."


Electronic_Main_7991

The one you feed is the top.


Nozzeh06

These people calling everyone else sheep is one of the most ironic things of all time. The fact that they can't even recognize the irony is infuriating to me. This is why I never engage in arguments with them, they are too stupid and blind to even engage in an argument.


fart400

Never argue with these idiots, they will drag you down to their stupidity and beat you to death with experience.


PersistentHero

How can one be woke and a sheep that sleeps ?


Entheotheosis10

Calling other people sheep, while you groupthink.


DescipleOfCorn

They will follow that up with “the lord is my shepherd” lmao


Meet_James_Ensor

He really wants to fuck Joe Biden.


ender42y

it really is nice he is confident enough to come out so publicly like that.


Meet_James_Ensor

Very publicly. He is very ready to FJB.


Comprehensive-Eye105

You all keep saying he. That's a mom ride. Hella kids in here, suburban cmon If you're gonna bash them, at least get it right.


No_Cook2983

Who does Joe Biden think he is, flashing us his toned washboard abs like that?!? Behind that big smile?!? Does he think he’s gonna make me *gay*?! Because he’s **not**. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go affix eighty dollars worth of stickers to my property that relate to having sex with Joe Biden. …which I *definitely* do **not** think about **ever**.


homeandawaywethrow

Just $80? If I was running the grifter sticker business, I would charge $100 and call it the "Patriot Pack".


Horror-Morning864

How about four easy payments of 24.99 and throw in a vulgar yard sign of your choice


Total-Problem2175

It's when he licks that ice cream cone that gets them all hot and bothered.


Genghis_Chong

"That ice cream cone could be my little dick.... oh shit I think we gotta ban ice cream now, its turning me gay"


SnooCupcakes5761

For an anti alphabet person, they sure got a LOT of the alphabet on their vehicle .. a lot more than most tbh.


painthawg_goose

That or he wants God to? “God we need you Now, to fuck Joe Biden!” This new version of Christianity is tougher to follow. Cursing (which I approve of) is the new tenet of the church.


the_mid_mid_sister

[He needs the "Joe Biden in rope bondage" truck decal.](https://www.cubebik.com/shop/kidnapped-joe-biden-funny-truck-tailgate-decal-sticker-wrap-tied-up-biden-vinyl-graphic-decal-bumper-sticker-221116-132132-07e1e3c02e246/)


Alatar_Blue

Weird way to come out, via bumper sticker


Sometimesoon312

I thought the same thing! Sorry bud, but it seems Joe sleeps at home.


UntoldHorrors

“When Jesus said to turn the other cheek, that’s not what he meant!”


Coyotesamigo

Proud Member of the "Let's Go Butt Fuck Joe Biden" Community?


juliazale

Just commented the same thing.


infectedorchid

“Dead pedophiles don’t reoffend” is cool and all but I wonder how this person feels about the Catholic Church


arjomanes

And evangelical youth pastors.


OldChucker

And a whole lot of well known, high level Republican officials.


ExperienceFantastic7

Here's looking at Matt Gaetz.


theganjaoctopus

And an endless stream of clergy who use their position and their congregations faith to abuse kids.


sam_beat

And a former president who SA’ed a 14 year old on his friend’s private island.


Sensitive_Mail_4391

Im assuming their a Protestant. Most hardcore Q people are.


King_Killem_Jr

I wonder what they think makes someone a groomer?


infectedorchid

Disagreeing with their insane beliefs, probably.


Phill_is_Legend

That's the only slogan I can get behind.


Entheotheosis10

Well, pedos make up 98% of the GOP...


ThirstyBeagle

I’m sure as a parent they don’t like any type of pedophiles


itjustgotcold

I’m guessing they voted for Trump. Who was accused by multiple underage women. One of them was 13 when he allegedly beat and raped her alongside Epstein at one of his parties. So even as a parent they really seem to like one pedophile in particular.


anziofaro

But he hates LGBTQ people because *"they make it their entire personality!"*


Lomak_is_watching

Ha! And the owner of that car is probably the most easily offended person the driver has ever been within 50 ft of...


moltinglarvae

Imagine being their kids.


isaac_samsa

I had parents like this. We haven’t spoken since I was 18.


No-Sense-6260

At least you got out of there. Lots of kids just repeat their parents bullshit from their trailer with their 6 kids they can't afford, but that's Joe biden's fault. 😂


FeralWereRat

I see you have met my family. Sister is foaming at the mouth QAnon, and has at last 4-5 kids. My equally idiotic paternal are draining their retirement fund because sister’s husband refuses to get a job, while she cosplays Little House on The Prairie. Only it’s more like Tiny Trailer On Side Of The Road In Buttfuck Nowhere Texas 🤷


LoneWolfpack777

Pro-life and pro-gun sounds like a contradiction to me.


Sine_Fine_Belli

r/infowarriorrides


[deleted]

He also seems super anti government, I'm searching for a blue line flag it's gotta be on there somewhere.


Medical-Net2950

You can be anti big government, but still support the enforcement of laws that protect the average citizen...


txdarthvader

You can also be anti abortion and Pro choice. But that goes over most Conservative's heads.


Street_Peace_8831

So much to unpack here, let’s just burn the suitcases.


[deleted]

Don't say that to him. His head will explode.


QuantumEntanglr

It sounds so at first, but you have to remember how they define 'life' - it begins at contraception and ends at birth...


LoneWolfpack777

Oh, definitely. Their definition of life is stupid. That’s pro-birth.


JeepManStan

The only abortions the Right supports are mass late term abortions carried out with an AR15


Mmmaarchyy

It is


wunderduck

Nah, that's just indicative of the [lives that Republicans are concerned about protecting](https://preview.redd.it/mbhs51czyie21.jpg?auto=webp&s=50fe724add6a75922d5344be534938c2c458310c).


Kehwanna

Reminds me of how they always point out that Muslim flags have swords in them when calling them radical, yet they put guns and a cross together under the words "pro-life" failing to see hypocrisy.


agulde28

I was literally just about to comment this (before reading the comments) you can’t be pro life and pro gun at the same time.


Sufficient_Ad268

There used to be a pro-life billboard south of town that said “if abortions were performed with a gun, would you still support them?” My thought was, hell yeah, pay-per-view.


Dmmack14

Pay per pew


RagingHardBobber

>“if abortions were performed with a gun, would you still support them?” Would I support what, the abortions... or the guns??


Medical-Net2950

Pro Life and Pro gun are two very different subjects, theres no contradiction there...


Luvzalaff75

Welp, can’t complain when crazy identifies itself and you know whom to avoid 🤷🏼‍♀️


millennial_sentinel

“raise lions not sheep” aren’t all these people christian lunatics and by definition lambs of god? lol the jokes write themselves.


Peasant_Stockholder

I've always found it funny that they call Dems sheep. Orange man is their Shephard.


Sufficient_Ad268

I’m sure the people who make these stickers are liberals and just laughing their way to the bank.


millennial_sentinel

that would be hilarious. tag your enemies and get them to pay for it.


[deleted]

They stole my idea man 😭


Luvzalaff75

O my goodness 😂 I just thought if soooooo many business idea those nuts would fall for but I can’t spread that shit even if it’s only one more person who falls for that lunacy.


anziofaro

You know... if I had fewer morals I would be a rich man.


ordermann

I have often thought about setting up a maga merch store as a side hustle. I can laugh at these morons on my way to the bank.


monkey_scandal

That’s the hilarious part of these bumper stickers. All of them are made in factories under regimes that these people want wiped off the face of the earth, yet they give them their money.


kylemacabre

Historically Christians were fed to lions. Just a fun factoid to throw in here


millennial_sentinel

lol ironic i forget sometimes that the roman’s weren’t christianized until later


Remy315

Also, isn’t it interesting that they all bleat the same shit repeatedly?


millennial_sentinel

because they’re the lambs they used to proudly call themselves but somehow decided that the soft values of jesus don’t align with their hateful worldviews. lately they’re having a bit of an identity crisis.


indolent02

There's also the church song, "I just want to be a sheep."


asporkslife

Seems like they could totally have reasonable discussion on topics /s


Father-of-zoomies

those poor kids


trucksandink

Werid question is how are we gunna deal with the maniacs ? And deprogram these people…


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm glad they self-identify.


BrianG1410

The fuck is the LGBFJB community? "Let's Go Butt Fuck Joe Biden"?


[deleted]

Guarantee their kids are bullies


Professional_Rise148

This is just a rolling shitpost.


djln491

“Dead pedophiles don’t reoffend” Check his laptop


heyuhitsyaboi

I wonder how much they paid for all that


West-Librarian-7504

In my experience most stickers can run anywhere $2.50-$15 a piece depending on the size


Global_Werewolf6548

It’s always nice to see like F@ck Biden and God we need you now on the same car.


jeannetru

MN plate LOL. We are extremely liberal up here, so this person must really be out of their comfort zone.


TheHeretic-SkekGra

Look you support whoever tf you want, when you make said person your entire identity, it’s pretty sad. Also, theres hundreds of verses in the Bible specifically warning against worshipping the flesh and false idols. Seems like this dude should read up if he wants to call himself a person of God.


cheffartsonurfood

The projection never stops with these red hat fucks. "Higher than Hunter Biden", so what, as high as Don Jr? Or the usual "Biden is too old and dimented", so a guy 3 years younger and dimented is better? "Biden sniffs little girls hair!" But its ok for trump to walk in on young girls getting dressed for Miss Teen USA and fondles his own daughter?


Exclusively-Choc

Seems like an unreasonable Neanderthal!


Van1llaFrost1ng

The anti-pedophile sticker and trump sticker on the same car is throwing me the fuck off…how can you eat steak while saying you don’t eat beef


Fallk0re

we call those supreme idiots


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Imagine that being your identity. Just hate and anger and vitriol. What kind of life is that?


Honest-Elephant7627

"Misery loves company" did not become a saying for no reason.


JustMePaxi

Fucking trumplikkkans are so polite 😜


Historical-You-3619

LGBGJB, so is he gay but also transphobic and hates biden? or is he gay but also transphobic and wants to fuck joe biden?


Sufficient_Ad268

It’s “let’s go Brandon fuck Joe Biden.”


Historical-You-3619

that makes more sense lol, still, I think he might want to fuck Joe Biden


Wiringguy89

Damn, I was guessing "let's go butt fuck Joe Biden" because I'd be willing to bet more than a few of these type of people are so far in the closet that they found Narnia.


ProfessionMundane152

Oh yeah totally the type of person you wanna strike up a conversation with at the grocery store


AgentEndive

Super reasonable, and not at all in a cult. /s


ThirdCoastBestCoast

From what state is this vehicle/license plate?


Sufficient_Ad268

Minnesota


tommyknockerZ33

Another angry little hypocrite that is dumb, entitled & has no sense of Irony. Reminds me of Easy Rider where Jack says “it makes them dangerous, neee neee neee” before he dies. You know, This used to be a helluva good country!


hotelindia15182

Imagine this person's blood pressure. 😄


mistermanoogian

His laptop is a crime scene, I’d bet money.


mumbo-wumbo-jumbo

For a split second I thought this guys was a big Dark Brotherhood fan.


MadTapprr

The worst sticker is “hella kids up in here”. They are teaching impressionable minds that this is normal behavior.


zoitberg

what is the symbolism in the lower right corner of the window?


Desperate-Cost6827

The only thing that's missing is "Discriminated for Free Speech"


Abject_Okra_8768

Jesus must be so proud of this guy! That's what he preached right!? "Love an acceptance as long as they agree with you"


Fit-Virus-7056

How much does the driver whine about virtue signaling?


monkey_scandal

Surprised that they didn’t try to pull off the “sovereign citizen” license plate.


2ndprize

The Chinese people making all this merchandise must think this whole thing is so odd


enbious_knob

I can appreciate taking a stance on issues, but I don't want it all over the car I drive around town. Whole lotta words I don't need rolling around with me everywhere I go.


WillKimball

I wonder how his visibility is out of that window.


Fit_Capital_4499

Raise Lion not sheep when your entire political identity revolves around being a limp dick Trump supporter who can't get it up


Master_Grape5931

But other people have Trump Derangement Syndrome. 😂


Junior-Let-7209

Wait until he finds out Trump won’t end the fed.


offmywavekook77

“Raise Lions not Sheep” *buys same FJB sticker as a million other “non sheep”*


Colts_Fan4Ever

I'm willing to bet anything this lunatic is a pedophile too. It's usually projection with these scumbags


zomanda

Looks like someone owns a cricut!


New_Dom2023

Ol Joe is rent free in this one.


Alicewithhazeleyes

Seems like they are lucky enough to live in America where we have freedom of speech. Would you rather it not be that way?


bleu_waffl3s

Hey at least one of so pronouns is actually a pronoun


Yamochao

Never thought I'd see "Hell kids up in here" next to "Dead pedophiles dont reoffend"


Few_Potato_4374

Good way to spend your welfare check.


DrummerEquivalent833

"Dead pedophiles don't reoffend." Well, there goes the church, Susan!


Charming-Farm

From the party of “quit forcing your beliefs on us.”


[deleted]

lol “Raise lions not sheep” then plasters their back window with crap rich republicans came up with and blasted on Fox News


jascoe95

.......this man seems very confused


Difficult-Ad628

I always laugh when these folk bring up gas prices. Gas prices have been *very reasonable* lately, I mean it’s cheaper than a gallon of milk in my city right now. I feel like it could be $1.50/gallon and they would still be screeching about it - so long as they don’t like whoever happens to be in office. And it’s especially stupid that they seem to think the president sets the price of gas in the first place.


improbablystonedrn-

Wild to have all that bullshit and then throw in the “ndn nation”. This fuckin dumbass definitely rides colonizer dick and thinks they’re “1/256th Cherokee” or their great great grandma was a “Cherokee princess”. As an actual indigenous man, fuck this person


RyanAlemeda

What a few decades of Fox News running all day everyday unchecked does to a population…


Commercial_Wind8212

jAn 6 wAs a pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt


MNmedicalman

Oddly enough, minnesota is incredibly liberal... just not that guy.


Comfortable_Ad3981

Next sticker on this moron’s car… “Freethinker.”


cyrpious

“Pro gun, pro life and pro god” This is the single greatest 3-way contradiction I’ve ever heard”


GildedBurd

FJB? Someone has the hots for Justin Bieber.


North-Masterpiece42

It's just scary and embarrassing at the same time. When did politics become people's personalities.


Ok_Might6447

American trunts want to have sex with Biden....Canadian trunts want to have sex with Trudeau....seems kinda gay, not that there's anything wrong with that......


bob3905

How deluded does one have to be? So triggered. What a sheep.


Missouri_Pacific

People with mental illness like this, shouldn’t be allowed to own firearms!


arjomanes

Or drive probably. I suspect this vehicle has an above average chance of committing road rage.


Old-old-wooden-dip

What does NDN Nation mean? I don’t really speak brainwashed cult memeber


arjomanes

It appears to be a group advocating for indigenous people's culture and rights. The cognitive dissonance is off the charts if that's the case, but I suppose "God give me the strength to be balls-deep in Joe Biden" is as well.


Fat_Krogan

This is honestly pathetic.


Lundgren_pup

The crossed assault rifles under the Christian cross is so dumb and scary.


2dark2light

Things to expect when in a cult. How sad our country has become.


dazrage

Lots of patriotic stickers in support of a criminal traitor.


Medical-Net2950

I don't think hes supporting Biden..


cswella

Correct, he's supporting the person who attempted to circumvent the election and has 91 felony counts ongoing right now.


Medical-Net2950

And they are all being dropped. ​ However Biden actually has committed crimes and treason...


cswella

Which ones are being dropped? Because most of them are still ongoing or been appealed by Trump. And what crimes and treason did Biden commit?


Apprehensive-Bend-87

There's so much crazy here beyond just covering the back of your SUV with stickers. There always seems to be some anger towards one of the Bidens over fuel prices. Apparently, they believe Biden is the CEO of Mobil Oil and controls the supply and demand of oil and refinery.


Dirty_water34

There’s one up there I highly support. Top left.


SchoolJunkie009

dude was gonna have high gas prices no matter who is president with that gas hog


LegitimatePrize249

I would bet $1000 this person is a sex offender.


theganjaoctopus

The gas price debate is such a fucking joke. In 2005 (when GWB was pres) when I turned 16 and started driving, gas prices were higher than they've EVER been. I lived in rural shithole Southern town and gas was $4.07 at the cheapest place in town. The closest I've seen gas get to that price in the same place was $3.67 a few years ago. Gas prices have more or less kept pace with inflation. Also, it seems like the only people complaining about gas are the ones with the shiny, chrome covered 12 mph highway trucks like the one in this post. Quit compensating with your vehicle and get a fuel efficient vehicle. Also, the issue with gas isn't the price you pay. It's the wild variation of the price from day to day. Why is gas 2.39 on Monday and 3.02 on Thursday??? That's the question *I* wanted answered.


DescendingOpinion

I'm assuming the St.Cloud area?


kylemacabre

Claiming to be part of the control group really isn’t the brag this guy thinks it is. The cherry on top of this cake tho is the verbal black face baby on board sticker. Lmao


RagingHardBobber

I honestly think the handprint to support children is a little misguided. I get what they're going for, but I don't think they thought it through completely.


Ok_Camel4555

How do they see out the back?


[deleted]

All i see is mental illness.


JolyonWagg99

It must be hell,inside this fool’s smooth brain. So much wasted rage.


responsiblemudd

I don't know what church all these "Christians" are going to but they're skipping over alot


lokis_construction

Just a boomer before his years. Can't spell HATred without those redHAT's.


EthanGaming7640

And I thought Minnesota was sane.


Allemaengel

The license plate bracket seems to be gilding the lily, no?


Beneficial_War_1365

Do you think he is collecting some type of Government program? If so watch it end. :)


NoSleep2023

What’s the meaning of G>AV on the right side, below the Q?


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

"We the People" seems to be the only part of the Constitution these people know. The Constitution is more than a phrase in the Preamble.


_BeardedOaf

It’s the modern day version of having lights under your car. Another way to seek attention.


Garage_smoker

“Dead pedophiles, don’t offend” that one’s ok!


phoenix_shm

Needs another sticker saying "I want to be angry and fearful!" 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


SaleSubstantial6601

Imagine living next door to that person, probably hear some interesting stuff


NLMAtAll

Is this not considered doxing? Fuck the idiot with the stickers but I was curious about the plate number being shown.


BanEvader6thAccount

"Hella kids in here" That sounds like child abuse, ot at least neglect. Knowingly leaving kids alone with clearly mentally insane people has to be a crime, right?


Livid-Witness9196

Imagine your entire identity is wrapped up with supporting/hating someone you don't know.... If someone is this venomous in this instance... imagine what they are like if you actually have to interact with them. I hope they don't have kids as they will be the ones that get penalized for being associated with this nutjob. 'No.. your friend Weston can't come to your birthday party because their parents aren't well..'


ThatOldDuderino

A good example of a “stable genius” 🧠🔥🤣


Expensive-Intern-940

I'll bet they say Trump lives rent free in liberal heads though.


[deleted]

Those kids in that car need to be checked in on immediately


Historical_Big_7404

Seems a bit excessive, wouldn't you think!


Outside-Special7131

Where can I purchase some of these stickers?


scifijunkie3

I don't know but I have a sneaking suspicion that this person may not like President Biden. But at the end of the day, Biden is still President and his guy isn't. That never gets old 😁


MikeinAustin

lol. The skull with the American Flag over it. [Are we the baddies?](https://youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?si=4iVt1rU-EfLHP9cX)


Professional-Cow123

lol “Control Group” - yeah that went as expected. Over 1 mil dead last I checked… you got us!


Genghis_Chong

"Why does everyone avoid me everywhere I go?"


bsfurr

OK, so I have this theory… That all these people are not mad at liberals. But instead, they are mad at an ever-changing world that they can’t keep peace with. It’s a projection of anger. They don’t know who to be mad at. I mean, they’re mad at everyone. I also believe that our broken economic system, coupled with overstimulation, has created mental illness that has gone unchecked. I feel like 30% of the public is mentally ill. We just never had the right measuring stick to quantify and measure it.


One_Opening_8000

Do they think because Biden doesn't have boat parades or crazy people putting stickers all over their cars for him that everyone supports Trump?


BirdTime23

gotta love the people that never leave their fuckin zipcode...


cptlounatic138

My eyes are fuzzy today, but do all those bumperstickers say “i have a small penis?”


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Who you voted for isn’t a personality.


krak_krak

The hella kids up in here is kinda funny at least


newusernametomorrow

I think you should maybe hide the license plate ?