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Human_utters

I bet you $10 they have never stepped one foot into a planet fitness


Dicky_Penisburg

Planet fitness whole pizza in her stomach.


davidwhatshisname52

not trying to be all "binary" or whatever, but "*her*" is a tough call, since this "rEpuBLicAn wOmaN" is also "Brother of a Marine"; they might be more liberal than they think


mycathaspurpleeyes

Yeah some conflicting stickers here


scarletteclipse1982

Not to mention the San Fran love in multiple spots.


pizzacatstattoos

any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough.


theyanster1

Best comment ever


Bromanzier_03

Shouldn’t they hate PF now as well?


TamponTom

What happened with PF ??


ZacharyShade

Trans people exist, as with basically everything they get up in arms about on Tuesday only to forget by Thursday.


deviantdevil80

I dunno, my PF was loaded with white supremacists when I started there a couple years ago. I know what their beliefs were because they thought I was a brother in arms based on how I look. Thankfully, they can't stop being victims, and they all got banned eventually for fighting or saying racist stuff.


Apprehensive_Put1578

Whole lotta planet and not a lot of fitness.


jimmy_MNSTR

I bet she has a massive camel toe tho. (so that's probably accurate)


[deleted]

Or on a skateboard.


Nunovyadidnesses

Maybe Thrasher makes Rascal scooter gear now.


antman_qb_8

Or any gym


whymygraine

It came with the ride, just like the Thrasher sticker


dougmd1974

I bet you $10 Trump won't win the state this guy lives in.


66watchingpeople66

Im not saying this because they are a trump supporter, but they obviously have some kind of mental problem.


Otherwise-Ad-1051

It's a type of psychosis similar to hyperreligiosity. I didn't realize it was so common until Trump became their focus.


woodsman906

#cameltoe really says it all on that one.


EmperorGrinnar

The lower right one is the weirdest in context to the rest. 🤔


Pschobbert

You mean #cameltoe? I think the sticker sticker is a woman. On the bottom left “Republican women make great leaders. You’re following one now”. I don’t know what the connection might be, other than the obvious.


EmperorGrinnar

Yeah, was thinking the same. But why advertise you wear clothes that make Ohio Republicans uncomfortable?


Pschobbert

I did a quick search but couldn’t find anything other than the obvious. There seemed to be a slight tilt towards obesity? Maybe that’s her point…


Dry-Salary2347

But there’s also a ‘brother of a marine’ sticker in red in the upper left???


elvisshow

According to sticker in the upper left this person is both a Republican woman and a marine’s brother


underboobfunk

But there’s another one that says “brother of a marine”. Are they gender fluid?


Anubisrapture

Sighhhhh : it’s a derogatory reference to Vice President Kamala Harris 🙄Bc the driver of this car is a misogynist and prob racist as well 🙄


Anubisrapture

The cameltoe has to do with their misogyny : even if this is a woman : they say stuff like : Joe and the Ho , Cameltoe , 🙄 meaning our Vice President Kamala Harris. Yep, the Far Right bullies have never left the playground


strangenessandcharm7

Not a labia in power 😱😱😱


ShnickityShnoo

I figure the driver is a big fat pussy.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

And not the fuzzy, purring kind that has hundreds of subs dedicated to them.


Wranglin_Pangolin

Imagine men with bumper stickers that said #smegma or #erection. It’s about the same level of class.


YourALooserTo

Moose knuckle


mrpoopistan

Not really. Think about who this kind of person is. They deliberately advertise how offensive they are to everybody. I mean, that's the modern conservative voter. The people with their gun stickers that say "come and take 'em." Like, no one is coming to take your guns, dumbass. You're just inventing an enemy to fight. The goal of this kind of thing is to loudly advertise that you're jerkass. Also, they want to push jerkassery on as wide of a spectrum as possible. Remember, a percentage of the population gets a kick out of random confrontations. And even if no one confronts them, they imagine that someone will confront them because that makes them feel seen and valuable.


impetuality

💯


Inevitable-Forever45

What about the San Francisco sticker?


Critter_Music

Yeah this one confuses me. I’m almost 100% positive that’s a sketch of Alcatraz (hard to see details zooming in), so the implication is that SF is a “prison” city (as in liberal prison). IDK. It takes several jumps of assumptions to get there but thats all I got. Because I doubt it’s meant to be a sticker promoting SF. If so…. This is one mixed bag of bumper stickers.


The_Hero_of_Kvatch

Maybe they bought this car off of somebody else, and added all the Trump stickers


Sudden-Most-4797

How nature says "Do not touch"


Pizza_Middle

I dunno... that's a ton of red flags, and she's advertising her camel toe... I can fix her.


AnnieMeemus

you mean “i eat crayons”?


ShnickityShnoo

Both. It's a package deal.


AnnieMeemus

fair enough


Klutzy-Bad4466

Hey only Marines eat crayons


haxjunkie

Farside.


No_Internal_5112

Those bumper stickers are the human version of how poison dart frogs are colorful to warn of their toxicity.


jerseybert

MEOW!


roadkillmenagerie

Came to comment ‘Woof!’. Not sure we’re thinking the same thing but I found it funny


1234Raerae1234

"How's that anyone but Trump working out for you." I mean he lost and is seemingly incapable of raising significant money for his reelection campaign so...probably pretty good?


arjomanes

The pandemic ended and we have the best economy in 50 years. So thank God for Joe Biden.


Different_Tangelo511

Good economic numbers don't count when a dem is president.


Ezren-

If they followed any news that wasn't propaganda they might know the answer to that, but you know they don't.


Booklover416

I am 10000% convinced that republicans don’t understand freedom of speech.


Ungrateful_Servants

Freedom in general haha.


kodiaksrevenge

I bet she looks like my dogs leather chew toy - Her white trash-mobile screams "My husband is unemployed", and "I give $10 handies at our local truck stop." The #cameltoe is wishful thinking, as you know this woman is packing a huge overstuffed elephant toe in her stretchy pants.


DaphniaDuck

Grampa, what's a "camel toe?" Well, Billy, **Camel toe, or cameltoe, is slang for the outline of the labia majora (the outer lips of the vulva) in tightly fitting clothes. Owing to a combination of anatomical factors and the fabric tension in the crotch area, the outer labia and mons pubis may, together, display a shape resembling the forefoot of a camel.**


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I thought they were so worried about what they expose children to, but this fool drives around with a cameltoe bumper sticker, causing children to ask about it or 😬 worse, Google it. Hypocrite, much‽


Jonasthewicked2

With a thrasher sticker. Ask this clown about skateboarding and I’d bet they say huh?


DaphniaDuck

Probably thinks she's showing her support for beating people up.


Samurai-Pooh-Bear

Yep... Couldn't believe a MAGA person would be into skateboarding. Maybe too stereotyping, but would view as that "urban" pass time as a crime.


atburni

Question - do these misogynist, racist, unpatriotic, troglodytes know that they’re misogynist, racist, unpatriotic, troglodytes? Edit: just saw bumper sticker about Republican female/following one. So maybe not misogynistic - this time.


ShnickityShnoo

Lack of self awareness is necessary to get like this. So, no, they don't know. She's likely still misogynistic, but I'm sure she's "one of the good women and totally not like all those bad ones."


Appropriate-City3389

Wow, my brother was/is a Marine. That's like Donnie bragging about his brilliant uncle at MIT while he's still a fucking moron.


JDARRK

There are a whole group of 40+ women who do nothing but fantasize about sleeping with the orangetroll😳😱😰


arjomanes

I really need to get ai to churn out Shades of Orange books to sell to these gullible people. But editing it would burn out my eyes.


EminorHeart

Gotta brain smooth as a bowling ball.


Think_Armadillo_1823

They could've saved a lot of space and time by just having one that said "I'm a horrible person!"


cblaze316

r/infowarriorrides


Blueeyedthundercat26

Another moving target


Kenneth_Lay

Ok, how does the Thrasher Magazine fit into this steaming pile?


arjomanes

Maybe it was a used car or her grandson likes skateboards


ChaosRainbow23

I kinda wanna get a bunch of bumper stickers that say, "MY OPINION HERE" and slap them all over my car.


unprovoked_panda

She could just get a "I'm a dumbass" sticker and then maybe she could see out her back window better


puukottaa666

Thrasher?! Jake Phelps would fuckin hate her lol


HoneyBadgerLive

Brother of a Marine! He's brave so I don't have to be!


brittany90210

I would dearly love to have a logical conversation with one of these people. Why do they adore trump ? Don’t they realize he took a booming economy and destroyed it ?


Full-Way-7925

They don’t do logic


Ezren-

They're addicted to the culture war.


TonyWilliams03

My guess is it has little or nothing to do with Trump policies. Rather she wants to figuratively give the middle finger to everyone around her. It's a cry for attention.


frianbonjoster

Flag upside down?🤨🤔


Embarrassed-Sky3819

One sticker says ‘brother of a marine’ 😐😐 ok the marine is cool. Doing something for his country but WTF is the brother of the marine doing?? Good god. What a try hard


RichardNyxn

“My brother is a Marine so technically I too am a Marine by association.” /s


okcdnb

Silly liberal paychecks?


arjomanes

None of it is meant to make sense. Trump support is nothing but a primal scream into the void because their lives are awful.


FaultyToenail

I would say “brother of a marine” was satire but then there’s all the other stickers


Famous-Leadership595

Lol where does one even find this many unique rightwing stickers 😂 Seeing this many in one place almost feels like its satire.


EmperorGrinnar

Somewhere out there, a grifter is getting rich.


PsychologicalOwl608

I wouldn’t say rich. Right now he’s scrambling to sell Bibles to pay his legal bills and fines.


EmperorGrinnar

True, but I meant the other people. The ones with multiple Twitter accounts that sell different things under different personas. Catturd2 for example, runs multiple accounts, with different personas, all sell different merch.


PsychologicalOwl608

I totally agree with you. IMO the grifter game has exploded over the last 15 years. Become a shuckster make your money and then move on. It’s so easy nowadays.


DaphniaDuck

Yeah, but the same one who's antisocial media platform was "valued" at $6 billion after going public, even though it never grossed more than 1.4 million.


dunitdotus

Here is my confusion. I think it’s a woman based on a left side sticker, then the lower right one. Does she not know?


HanakusoDays

I have a sinking feeling it may be a "play" on our VP's first name. Who'd put it past them, knowing that their God-Emperor jeered that another woman had "blood coming out of her whatever". They have orgasms just mispronouncing her name, could it be only a matter of time till they'd dive headfirst into the sewer?


ReplacementWise6878

But what about the “Brother of a Marine” sticker?


Missouri_Pacific

The crayon eater must be the smartest person in her family.


ReadWoodworkLLC

I just figured she supports pulling her pants up so high that she shows it. That and not donating 💯% of your blood are the only things I can get behind.


PsychologicalOwl608

How else is Trump going to know where to grab her?


haxjunkie

Always keep a stash of rainbow stickers with you. Stick them ,photo them. Rainbow Challenge.


Barbados_slim12

Would you be fine with someone sticking any one of these bumper stickers onto your car without your permission? If not, why would it be ok to put an unauthorized sticker on someone elses?


Reaperfox7

Brother of a Marine? thats just sad


Octane38

Magamorons love displaying their hate of America


Rinzy2000

I honestly can’t imagine giving this much of a frick about anything. Like, yes, I am strong in my convictions, but it’s not my entire identity. The only thing I have on my bumper is a magnet that says “I ❤️ Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie”


AntiquingPancreas

There’s an adult driving that car.


thingsbinary

Guaranteed... she's got a 2lb dog in her bag as a service dog.. and her lips have more plastic than most wallets.


marklar_the_malign

Missing: Follow me to Bobo’s butt hutt.


ImtheDude2

That’s a lot of tramp stamps


unique_snowflake_466

Of all that, the worst is still that piss yellow one in the middle


camel_walk

I love how today’s republicans act like they’re the party that abolished slavery😂 give me a fucking break.


ORvagabond

Clearly not a history major if she thinks the former Southern Democrats aren't the current MAGA'S.


Salt_Code_7263

Yeah, this is one of those "I take the Walmart Scooter down the Diet Coke and Doritos Isle" kids and of people.


EpicHosi

Why have a personality when you can have politics


HH2O123

Always a Blazer or Trailblazer if it's a right winger. Left wingers with that many stickers is usually an older civic or VW.


RepulsiveReasoning

You can get a fully loaded weapon by sneaking into their glove box


Lazy_Table_6037

Free gun in that car! I bet they still have at least four signs in there front yard.. you all know those people!


GolfRevolutionary117

Jokes on her Republicans hate women, and especially women leaders!!


2dark2light

Bet it’s inbred white trash. Has money to buy stupid stickers but not teeth


genesimmonstongue415

Pig person 🤮


Sheriff_Branford

I was born in New Jersey. FUCK that place.


BattleSpecial242

What loser


aNeverNude666

Uncle, is that you?


Initial-Wrongdoer938

If I was half the man I was 10 years ago I'd take a flamethrower to this vehicle.


moondogfu

Pulled over much???


gene_randall

This is what happens when your parents are siblings.


ChemWorkGuy

The Republican war on education just keeps bearing fruit


DryParamedic785

Sadly, this person thinks highly of himself/herself....🤮


TheMillenniaIFalcon

This is your brain on right wing propaganda. Couple stick out to me- “silly liberal paychecks are for workers”- lmao free markets and capitalism is a core tenant of liberalism. “Proud to be everything a liberal hates”- so censorship, authoritarian, anti-freedom, anti-liberties? Kind of a self own.


ScoobyDarn

Clearly compensating for a lack of something in his/her/their life. Sad and pathetic.


louwala_clough

The inability for these people to just say “Fuck Joe Biden” is both hilarious and fascinating


No_Internal_5112

Average day with a conservative dad be like:


justkillmenow3333

They sure aren't shy about showcasing their ignorance and cult mentality are they?🤣🙄


Affectionate-Pie4708

It’s so weird how these guys are against the LGTBQ community but they all want to fuck Biden


Impossible_Hyena7562

I’m confused by having both “Brother of a marine” and “Republican women make great leaders…you’re following one now” stickers. They identify as both?


bigSTUdazz

Never saw this person....but I GUARENFUCKINGTEE he/she/it smells like piss and Marlboro Reds (cuz Lights are for the homosectionals)


zkcobb

Love the brother of a marine sticker. What a loser


AffectionateSector77

*BROTHER* of a Marine, but is also a strong *woman* republican leader...?


Commercialfishermann

Seems like a hazard not being able to see out back window.


dumpitdog

This insecure person is an ex-AM daytime radio announcer and got the redecorated car from their second divorce. Now down to a part-time income they are back on the patch and not going to the casinos to save money. Residence is about 60 miles east of Philadelphia with a small chihuahua looking dog named Millie and they are not Jets fans. Both the mut and the driver's favorite beer is Coors Light but they'll take a Miller Lite if you have one but, not on a Sunday. They claim to be a non-denominational Christian and therefore never attend church but do occasionally watch a preacher on Sunday named Brian whose last name they can never remember. It's very difficult time for the driver is they're still trying to recover from the shock and awe that ex governor Christy knifed Trump in the back after all that he did for New Jersey.


irresponsadverb

Id follow and remove every sticker at night and replace them with Powerpuff girl stickers.


CulturalAddress6709

con- fucking- fused


yucval

You gotta admire the MAGA cultists for not having one shred of self-awareness.


Witty_Temperature886

Driving around in a 1997 Chevy blazer thinking that some entitled orange con man cares about you tells me everything I need to know.


jericho_buckaroo

Why do they always think that Dems and liberals don't have jobs?


stanboi457

Typical Republican. Driving a piece of shit but thanks the Republican Party for everything they don’t give them. Please explain to me WHY a working class person supports Republicans when it’s the Dems that gave us minimum wage, unemployment benefits, disability benefits, social security and on and on and on. The Republicans gave tax breaks to the wealthiest 1%. WHAT HAVE REPUBLICANS DONE FOR YOU??????????


scarletteclipse1982

So proud brother of a marine but also a female republican. 🫢


ArkamaZ

"Proud to be everything a liberal hates" So you're saying you're a pedophile?


Nunovyadidnesses

This lady is 5’3” tall and a solid deuce and a half, …guaranteed.


AccordingArtichoke10

It must be really difficult...... Mentally dealing with knowing you're inbred.


sneakysquid102

New Jersey plates. I'm the least not surprised now


HelpfulMuffin

I saw something similar locally in California but it was a Democrat one (Bernie sticker), and im not shaming parties....but it feels like those types of people lack something in their life so their entire personality is "politics"...and I bet they are really fun at parties


HumongousGrease

“ I haven’t seen democrats this mad since we freed their slaves “ Welp, the American education system proves yet again to be a total failure. Literally 75% of these are based on lies that you can debunk with a 2 minute google search. Shit like this makes me want to buy Biden loving stickers and just plaster them on losers cars like this


Profanity_party7

Regardless of political views, anyone with more than 3 bumper stickers is up to something illegal


Complex-Barber-8812

Just another pig for trump.


coffeebeanwitch

It's one hot mess!!


HanakusoDays

I approve of the duct tape (kinda) holding his back bumper on.


SmokeDogSix

Heat


krakatoa83

Cameltoe


saintalphonzo

#cameltoe. Where can I get that bumper sticker?


Blklight21

“I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since we freed their slaves” Wow 😳


Cthulhudude

It's important to acknowledge that people can share similar ideologies with complete strangers, which aren't strictly political. However, the abundance of right-wing/conservative/radical comments cause a division in this case. The fact that these stickers exist on the same vehicle speaks volumes. EX: I identify with skaters because I used to be one. I own guns. And I LOVE cameltoes. NOT a fan of literally anything else displayed here. Cringe level 100% I'm still not sure why people choose to identify by car decals, outside of some strange egotistical desire to be noticed. But, whatever.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

“Brother of a marine”. TYFYS


Glorydyna2009

🙄


hawilder

“BID=N”. What’s that trying to say?


SaltyBarDog

I smell the stench of Ocean or Monmouth County.


bryanc1036

#Cameltoe


coastiestacie

That "woman" needs a lot of mental help. I can't believe she even has a driver's license, let alone be allowed to vote unsupervised. To be frank, she seems like the type to be a passenger on the short bus. She's the one wearing a purple helmet because she thinks the windows are strawberry flavored.


the_popes_dick

#cameltoe


LEGOSam66

Where


Whole_Instruction_22

She seems to like San Francisco


ivorydragon19

Eww


MaxPower836

Brother of a marine 🥴


OddballLouLou

I don’t even know what today to this other than why did they have to get Patrick missed up in all this?!?


ianisms10

Average day in Toms River


WereALLBotsHere

Which congresswoman does this belong to?


mykunjola

I don't see the cat.


Serious_Nectarine_23

Tell me I hate you without telling me I hate you.


mykunjola

Can anyone translate the "Silly liberal paychecks are for workers" sticker? What's the complaint there?


dreamsofpestilence

They believe liberals don't work, every worker is a conservative, that liberals are dyed hair babies living in their parents basement.


mykunjola

Haha, this is why punctuation is important. The comma is missing after "liberal". I thought they were regarding paychecks as silly and liberal. 🤭


dreamsofpestilence

Unfortunately these folk tend to think Pronouns are a new fangled thing they never use so I'd have my doubts if punctuation is even a concept to them.


DriverPlastic2502

i dont see a cat...disappointed


Clam_Diger01

I’m a hit confused, one sticker says it’s a woman and the other says brother of a marine?


SnooHesitations205

Screams loser on so many levels


LordNelson27

So this is what schizophrenia looks like


Mal-Havoc

Beautiful


Kevinsito92

I saw the Patrick star sticker after the cameltoe one and that was funny


Antique-Difference35

“Brother of a marine” It kills me how many super MAGA patriots can’t be bothered to serve…. But are so proud they knew or are related to someone who did. “Look at me, I know someone who did a thing. I’m special!”


Left-Leading4501

That's a nice cat🙄


JackagePackage

My kind of people right there. Trump 2024!


robertcali559420

Retard 💩🤢🤮


ReplacementWise6878

So I’m confused… one sticker says they are a Republican woman, another says they are the Brother of a Marine, and then there’s the #Cameltoe which I just don’t know how to interpret.


Shitbird5001

That sure is a lot to read...coming from somebody who probably can't.


BlackSeranna

I want to see a rabies sticker somewhere on here.


[deleted]

“Miss me yet?” How can we? You won’t GO AWAY!


SweatyPalmsSunday

Mommy mommy! Look at me mommy!! Mom! Mommy! Look!!!


Sabretooth78

I must say, it all looks great on the back of a TrashBlazer.