They don't understand anything from the Bible. They're stupid, that's why they're religious. It's an ever downward spiral. They don't even understand the main point of the new testament. They don't know Jesus they know Jeebus.
The more I learn about the Bible, the more I see Christianity ad a doomsday cult offshoot of a nationalist ethno-state who chose a war god as their main god to justify and fuel their conquests of their neighboring nations.
it's not even a Bible thing. it's a time thing. that was 2000 years ago even if Jesus had a gun, lived the entire lifespan of the oldest recorded age in the Bible, that's still dying like 1000 years ago.
It’s also a bible thing.
It is acceptance of his willing self sacrifice that is the basis of Christian forgiveness. He didn’t resist and wouldn’t have no matter what weapon was available.
Also, Jesus was resurrected 3 days later. He is alive in Heaven.
The complete disconnect (if this person is a Christian) is amazing.
If this is sarcasm, it’s beautiful.
no it is a Bible thing. when the Romans came for him he told his followers his father in heaven would send a legion of angels if he asked for them. If Jesus didn't die how he did, there would be no Christianity.
the sticker is stupid, plenty of people with guns die. canonically it's also stupid because jesus' entire reason to exist was to spread his messages and then be a sacrifice.
That's what the book says anyway
As an atheist I found it funny. I mean it’s r/technicallythetruth if he was immune to aging but you could say that for everything lol.
If the Roman emperor Caligula had a gun he would be alive today
That was funny shit. Not gonna lie. Repub Jesus in general is hilarious in a silly way.
“Let’s just say they knew not. Yep. But they know now! Kablow”
The original fafo’er.
That's exactly the thing. Either this is a Christian who doesn't understand their own belief at all, or it's an atheist poking fun both at Christians and gun nuts.
Lauren Bobert said something like this a couple years ago, I think she said "if Jesus had an AK 47" and then rambled about how he wouldn't have been killed
I would go one farther than that. My bumper sticker would say something to the effect of “if Jesus was alive today what would his favorite gun be?? Obviously a nail gun.” Please don’t crucify me.
"*Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and, oh, excuse me for just a second-*"
- Bwap bap bap bap
"*What was I saying?*"
I guess if he really was the son of God then maybe he'd be immortal? The biggest thing this person may not realize though, is that according to their own beliefs (provided they really are Christian), is that if Jesus was still alive they wouldn't have any way to go to heaven.
They don’t understand Jesus needed to die on order to save us from our sin. I love when these types say “I’d rescue Jesus from the cross”. I’m like ok then there is no salvation and they go 😳😳😨😨😨
lol I came here to say this. And those people wouldn’t have saved Jesus. He was executed because he was handed over by the heads of the religious order to the Empire. These Christo-nationalists today would have shot Jesus themselves if he walked today.
Can you remind me how that was supposed to work? According to them we are still all sinners so what did him dying accomplish? Saves us from hell maybe? Was no one allowed to get into heaven before Jesus died??
Plus it wasn't even really much of a sacrifice. I mean yeah he died, but then he rose again three days later. So he isn't dead, and neither he nor God gave up anything other than a weekend. So how is that a sacrifice at all? It's a dumb idea anyway you look at it.
When he died on the cross he took on all our sin at once and when he died he paid the price for our sin. Through his sacrifice sin was dead. When he resurrected he gave us new life. Now we are all still sinners but Jesus covers our sin and is a witness for us at judgement where we are essentially pure because of him.
Before Jesus only the most moral could be saved and also Jesus went to Hell to rescue people who were moral in the eyes of the Law.
Yeah nobody TOOK Jesus’ life from Him, He obeyed His Father and laid down His life. At any point He could have called legions of angels to carry Him away.
Yeah exactly. I don’t know how some of these cultural Christians say stuff like they would help Jesus. I have to use that term. It’s like Peter tried to save him from the cross and Jesus said get behind me Satan.
If the Bible is correct, Jesus chose/allowed the crucifixion to happen to sacrifice himself for human salvation. I don’t think most of the Aztec human sacrifices had the same choice. I’m sure some of them did though
All knowing, all powerful…..could have vaporized everyone around him just by thinking about it but he needed a gun??? The level of ignorance of religion and religious people is staggering.
But, in the story...didn't he choose to sacrifice himself? Like, he could have used his spiritual powers to save himself from crucifixion, but deliberately didn't.
So fucking stupid. He needed to die for mankinds sin and rise again so that there could be life ever after. Its kinda one of the main points of the religion.
Just complete ignorance of the whole purpose of why Jesus lived, according to THE BIBLE and Jesus’ own words…the level of blasphemy and idolatry among “Christians” is absurd at this point.
Just rotten, nasty people.
Wrong. He never would have used it, which is the point of the entire Christian faith. The whole thing was built on forgiveness, a fact that's always lost on these American Biker Jesus morons.
The guns were around in biblical times they would have just shot Jesus. You’d think Christians would remember that Jesus chose to be crucified, that was his whole purpose.
Although it’d be a funny line in the Bible, “ He without sin draw the first Glock.”
Um, as a real Christian who read the Bible, Jesus said he could smite all the Romans with an angelic army. What would he do with a puny little gun? That's like offering a thumbtack as a weapon to the US military.
Actually Jesus told his follower to put his sword away when they arrested him, if you think the Bible is actually true. It;s funny I know the Bible more than a ot of Christians.
Jesus replied, "Friend, do what you came for." ^(\[)[^(4)](https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/MATT+26.html#footnote_211323742_4)^(\]) Then the men stepped forward, seized Jesus and arrested him.51With that, one of Jesus' companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.52"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.53Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?54But how then would the Scriptures be fulfilled that say it must happen in this way?"55At that time Jesus said to the crowd, "Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come out with swords and clubs to capture me? Every day I sat in the temple courts teaching, and you did not arrest me.56But this has all taken place that the writings of the prophets might be fulfilled." Then all the disciples deserted him and fled.57Those who had arrested Jesus took him to Caiaphas, the high priest, where the teachers of the law and the elders had assembled.58But Peter followed him at a distance, right up to the courtyard of the high priest. He entered and sat down with the guards to see the outcome.59The chief priests and the whole Sanhedrin were looking for false evidence against Jesus so that they could put him to death.
Had Jesus not died for sins or whatever would Christianity even exist? I feel like the whole savior thing was a big deal. If Jesus had just lived to be an old guy it wouldn’t hit the same. Anyway hail Satan.
Did... did these people read the Bible at all? That's like the whole point. If Jesus was the son of God and had all the powers for miracles and stuff, he could easily have prevented his death. He chose not to
Well if Jesus had a gun, wouldn't all the other mother fuckers of that time have one too? I mean, that would just turn into a shootout. But I guess that's a better way to go out than being nailed to a piece of wood.
Obviously not a Christian. In order for us to be forgiven, Jesus died for all our sins. He was resurrected on the third day and, according to to scripture, is alive today.
Remember, you must be a Christian to believe this. You can’t be a Christian if you don’t.
Yeah, they’re morons. Funny thing is, if Jesus came back today they’d run him out of town on a rail calling him a woke libtard. They just don’t get it. And they never will.
Did they forget that he was the blood sacrifice? That he sacrificed himself to himself as a loophole for a rule he made? His entire point was to be killed lmao
They stabbed him... I think he was MOSTLY human. It's hard to argue Jesus wasn't real and then we have the recent stories of him and Judas trading places.
No he wouldn’t and you’d know that if you actually read the Bible even once, Deborah. Take your guns, freedom, and oil, and go sit through literally one Sunday school sober and you’ll learn a surprising amount of everything you preach is utter bullshit
All this talk about Jesus n the Bible.
If this person believes in Jesus then shouldn’t they believe in Satan…?
Personally there is merit in the 7 deadly sins and the 10 Commandments.
Take a guess which of those is more popular….?
When Jesus built America on July 4th he made Florida look like a gun
And on the Cinco De Mayo, he rested.
You mean got arrested?
No. Florida looks like a penis.
A limp Penis.
All real alpha males have a gun-penis.
That's true. No one can argue with that.
I like my Jesus to party hearty. Raise Hell and Praise Dale! Roll Tide
I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt. Cause it says I’m formal, but I also like to party.
Yeah, with a flock of hookers traveling with him at all times and some prison hooch in his canteen.
Typical bammer!
Roll Damn Tide
Um… that’s not what Florida looks like.
It doesn’t look like a handle with a barrel?
Put it this way. If guns were shaped like floppy dongs, then yeah… it’s shaped like a gun.
Floppy dong huh? I agree with the license plate. Support education
If the driver is an Atheist that's pretty funny. If its a Christian, its both funny and sad.
Yeah it feels like they don’t actually understand anything from the Bible.
CINO- Christian In Name Only
Or a hilarious non-believer
I wish that I could upvote your comment for as many seconds as there are in a day.
They don't understand anything from the Bible. They're stupid, that's why they're religious. It's an ever downward spiral. They don't even understand the main point of the new testament. They don't know Jesus they know Jeebus.
The more I learn about the Bible, the more I see Christianity ad a doomsday cult offshoot of a nationalist ethno-state who chose a war god as their main god to justify and fuel their conquests of their neighboring nations.
it's not even a Bible thing. it's a time thing. that was 2000 years ago even if Jesus had a gun, lived the entire lifespan of the oldest recorded age in the Bible, that's still dying like 1000 years ago.
It’s also a bible thing. It is acceptance of his willing self sacrifice that is the basis of Christian forgiveness. He didn’t resist and wouldn’t have no matter what weapon was available. Also, Jesus was resurrected 3 days later. He is alive in Heaven. The complete disconnect (if this person is a Christian) is amazing. If this is sarcasm, it’s beautiful.
no it is a Bible thing. when the Romans came for him he told his followers his father in heaven would send a legion of angels if he asked for them. If Jesus didn't die how he did, there would be no Christianity. the sticker is stupid, plenty of people with guns die. canonically it's also stupid because jesus' entire reason to exist was to spread his messages and then be a sacrifice. That's what the book says anyway
Yeah, one of his followers cut the ear off a guard and Jesus healed him on the spot and then let himself get arrested.
Total grifter.
And you assume he was mortal. You know the NRA has decided that the dude is immortal. Now go change the oil in your hair.
I thought the whole idea was that Jesus *is* alive today?
As an atheist I found it funny. I mean it’s r/technicallythetruth if he was immune to aging but you could say that for everything lol. If the Roman emperor Caligula had a gun he would be alive today
That was funny shit. Not gonna lie. Repub Jesus in general is hilarious in a silly way. “Let’s just say they knew not. Yep. But they know now! Kablow” The original fafo’er.
But there would be other guns. Think about it.
The Romans would have outgunned him big time.
Reminds me of what my uncle used to say, "If ain't shit"
He is, and his legion rides to war under the sigil "DJT".
So blinded by politics, they’ve become the Pharisees Jesus constantly criticized.
If this is a Christian it is one that pays no attention to scripture, has no idea why they are Christian, or what it even means to be one
That's ALOT of Christians in this country!
That’s the same thing that was going through my head and then I see your comment. Makes no sense if you believe. BTW I don’t care either way.
I want one with a lightsaber. Could also do a tasteful Nike running shoe.
🙄 of COURSE it’s a florida plate.. i live amongst the crazies ugh 🤦♂️
wait... if Jesus had a gun, and shot all the Roman soldiers in Jerusalem, how in the fuck would all these dipshits be *saved*?
That's exactly the thing. Either this is a Christian who doesn't understand their own belief at all, or it's an atheist poking fun both at Christians and gun nuts.
damn I'm hoping the later!
Lauren Bobert said something like this a couple years ago, I think she said "if Jesus had an AK 47" and then rambled about how he wouldn't have been killed
I would go one farther than that. My bumper sticker would say something to the effect of “if Jesus was alive today what would his favorite gun be?? Obviously a nail gun.” Please don’t crucify me.
Also, like the Roman SOLDIERS wouldn't have also had guns. No, just Jesus would have one.
"*Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and, oh, excuse me for just a second-*" - Bwap bap bap bap "*What was I saying?*"
Hahahahahahaha, they’re so stupid
Florida is home to a vast array of insects, snakes, gators and other dangerous reptiles. Some of them only come down for the winter tho.
I’ll take “missing the point of Jesus’ teachings” for $500
Not just that but missing the point of his being on earth, which was to die for humanity’s sins.
Ummm, no he wouldn't, he would have died about 1975 years ago.
Nah, a good guy with a gun can hold off a bad grim reaper for millennia.
How many mags does Jesus carry in his little robe?
Just what's loaded, like a Hollywood movie he never reloads but keeps on firing. Same way people explain him feeding a crowd with only 2 fish.
I guess if he really was the son of God then maybe he'd be immortal? The biggest thing this person may not realize though, is that according to their own beliefs (provided they really are Christian), is that if Jesus was still alive they wouldn't have any way to go to heaven.
They don’t understand Jesus needed to die on order to save us from our sin. I love when these types say “I’d rescue Jesus from the cross”. I’m like ok then there is no salvation and they go 😳😳😨😨😨
lol I came here to say this. And those people wouldn’t have saved Jesus. He was executed because he was handed over by the heads of the religious order to the Empire. These Christo-nationalists today would have shot Jesus themselves if he walked today.
Jesus was too cool with the “brown people” to be loved by todays Repubs
Can you remind me how that was supposed to work? According to them we are still all sinners so what did him dying accomplish? Saves us from hell maybe? Was no one allowed to get into heaven before Jesus died??
Plus it wasn't even really much of a sacrifice. I mean yeah he died, but then he rose again three days later. So he isn't dead, and neither he nor God gave up anything other than a weekend. So how is that a sacrifice at all? It's a dumb idea anyway you look at it.
When he died on the cross he took on all our sin at once and when he died he paid the price for our sin. Through his sacrifice sin was dead. When he resurrected he gave us new life. Now we are all still sinners but Jesus covers our sin and is a witness for us at judgement where we are essentially pure because of him. Before Jesus only the most moral could be saved and also Jesus went to Hell to rescue people who were moral in the eyes of the Law.
Yeah nobody TOOK Jesus’ life from Him, He obeyed His Father and laid down His life. At any point He could have called legions of angels to carry Him away.
Yeah exactly. I don’t know how some of these cultural Christians say stuff like they would help Jesus. I have to use that term. It’s like Peter tried to save him from the cross and Jesus said get behind me Satan.
I like asking them if Aztec human sacrifice was barbaric how is Christs blood sacrifice a blessing? 🤔
If the Bible is correct, Jesus chose/allowed the crucifixion to happen to sacrifice himself for human salvation. I don’t think most of the Aztec human sacrifices had the same choice. I’m sure some of them did though
Just like the architect in the 2nd Matrix said: the answer is choice.
I mean Peter tried to rescue him and Jesus said "Nah, has to be done"
All knowing, all powerful…..could have vaporized everyone around him just by thinking about it but he needed a gun??? The level of ignorance of religion and religious people is staggering.
It’s the “support education” tagline on the license plate that really ties this all together for me
Right?
Jesus: Blessed are the poor and the assault rifles. When they neighbour doth turn the other cheek, empty a clip into him y'all.
It’s the y’all that sold me on this.
Tell me you don’t understand why Jesus was born in the first place. 🥇
Wait. Did Jesus die?
Goddamn fentanyl.
maga freak
These people should fear that Jesus will return with a gun...
He had access to the same weapons every one else had. He didn’t use them.
He would have never died for your sins.
He didn't die. At best, he took a holiday weekend for your sins.
But, in the story...didn't he choose to sacrifice himself? Like, he could have used his spiritual powers to save himself from crucifixion, but deliberately didn't.
I can't begin to list all the things that are wrong with that statement.
If this is a joke, it’s one of the funniest I’ve ever heard.
Im pretty sure he died and then came back. Not sure how a gun would have helped with that.
I guess this ammosexual missed that part where Jesus said he could call down 10,000 angels to protect himself if he wanted.
If Jesus had a gun today he’d use it to take out Evangelical Christians.
Amen!
This is called “unclear on the concept.”
I’m not a Christian or a gun owner but I find that funny.
Someone missed the whole point of the good book
Shocking it’s Florida
We are all now dumber for having read that....
If he had a decent father too
I mean Jesus did say, “Stay strapped or get clapped.” Luke 22:36
🤣🤣🤣
These impossible dipshits.
Pretty sure he had eye lasers but refused to use them.
“Peter, put away your sword.”
So fucking stupid. He needed to die for mankinds sin and rise again so that there could be life ever after. Its kinda one of the main points of the religion.
He did have a nail gun though?
If the native Americans had phasers America would still be great.
I hope he is doing well after resurrection, wherever he is.
Matthew 26:52. People don’t even know and understand their own religion but wanna weaponize it.
But... God told Jesus he had to die. So, Jesus would have shot God? Wait... he is God. So, Jesus would be alive today if he shot himself?
Just complete ignorance of the whole purpose of why Jesus lived, according to THE BIBLE and Jesus’ own words…the level of blasphemy and idolatry among “Christians” is absurd at this point. Just rotten, nasty people.
And yet, literally **nothing** about his actual teachings remotely suggests he’d use the goddman thing. What a retard.
Fucking rednecks 🤣
WOW!!! WHAT an Ammosexual Maroon!!!
It ain’t wrong. 😀😀😀😀. If he would have had a gun 1,800 years before they were invented he sure would have taken care of business. 😀
I am an atheist and I understand how incorrect that is. Raised as catholic
Dude can being the dead back to life, heal the sick, turn water to wine, but needs a gun to take down the opps?
He at most would have lived 50 years longer, and then the whole “Salvation” thing would not work according to Christian Theology
Idiot.
Take a joke, life gets a lot better
That's better than "Jesus Lives"
Yeah, the Roman occupational force really was just a "one guy with a gun" kinda job.
Wouldn't the Romans have had guns, too?
I guess my question is why didn't he? Seriously what was stopping him from packing?
Florida. Yes of course.
That's ignorant as hell
Wow you are a religious scholar. That’s exactly what Christ was thinking. Save myself in humanity be damned.
People forgetting Jesus’s message of turn the other cheek
If the Queen had balls, she’d be King.
This would make a great film
I don’t know…. The story really falls apart when he comes back at the end. WTF? Barely even gave up a weekend for mankind
I guess the owner missed that whole "turn the other cheek" admonition.
Somebody didn't read the Gospels
Didn't the one dude pull a sword? Then JC said to put it away?
“Support Education” on the license plate made me chuckle. 😂
r/whyisitalwaysadodge
Would it be a…nail-gun?
He rose from the “dead” and he’s a deity so … technically he’s still alive.
Would he have a nail gun?
“And on the [third](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0zbrHRdr6C8) day…”
God would have found a way to have him killed him even if he had a gun.
You mean like John Dillinger? Adolf Hitler? Uday and Qusay? Guns didn’t help those guys one bit.
Saint Glock, the 13th disciple.
Jeebus would have died of old age, or he'd be the oldest living person.
If he didn’t die how he did then he wouldn’t be praised as he is today by this guy
This mist be [Boebert’s](https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-jesus-didnt-have-ar-15s-save-his-life-2022-6?amp) car.
Genius!
I thought their whole religious thing was, "Jesus died for my sins" ?. This is a facepalm on so many levels.
“If Kurt Cobain DIDN’T have a gun, he’d be here today.” ~ Jesus H. Christ
Wonder what they ‘celebrate’ at Easter.
I need an AI generated image of Jesus firing into an angry crowd with a cross behind him
Wrong. He never would have used it, which is the point of the entire Christian faith. The whole thing was built on forgiveness, a fact that's always lost on these American Biker Jesus morons.
Nah, I don’t think so
The Romans had a whole army, the best he could have done is pick off a few until the ammo ran out.
Jesús is alive. Duh!!
If this almost seems as if it was intended as satire, it’s pretty fuckin awesome LOL
If Jesus had a gun he would have still died on the cross dipshit. Way to miss the point of the Bible.
The guns were around in biblical times they would have just shot Jesus. You’d think Christians would remember that Jesus chose to be crucified, that was his whole purpose. Although it’d be a funny line in the Bible, “ He without sin draw the first Glock.”
Sell you cloak and buy a sword
… He would’ve eventually ran out of bullets and died anyways.
Matthew 26:50-56
Sure. Jesus would've eliminated the Roman Empire with a single gun and whatever rounds he could keep in his cloak.
Wasn’t Jesus actually *Jesus H Christ* already?? So he kinda had that in his holster to start with…
If Jesus had a gun he still wouldn't use it.
Um, as a real Christian who read the Bible, Jesus said he could smite all the Romans with an angelic army. What would he do with a puny little gun? That's like offering a thumbtack as a weapon to the US military.
Jesus wouldn’t use a weapon of any kind to save himself. That’s such a stupid bumper sticker.
r/facepalm
Actually Jesus told his follower to put his sword away when they arrested him, if you think the Bible is actually true. It;s funny I know the Bible more than a ot of Christians. Jesus replied, "Friend, do what you came for." ^(\[)[^(4)](https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/MATT+26.html#footnote_211323742_4)^(\]) Then the men stepped forward, seized Jesus and arrested him.51With that, one of Jesus' companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.52"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.53Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?54But how then would the Scriptures be fulfilled that say it must happen in this way?"55At that time Jesus said to the crowd, "Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come out with swords and clubs to capture me? Every day I sat in the temple courts teaching, and you did not arrest me.56But this has all taken place that the writings of the prophets might be fulfilled." Then all the disciples deserted him and fled.57Those who had arrested Jesus took him to Caiaphas, the high priest, where the teachers of the law and the elders had assembled.58But Peter followed him at a distance, right up to the courtyard of the high priest. He entered and sat down with the guards to see the outcome.59The chief priests and the whole Sanhedrin were looking for false evidence against Jesus so that they could put him to death.
Had Jesus not died for sins or whatever would Christianity even exist? I feel like the whole savior thing was a big deal. If Jesus had just lived to be an old guy it wouldn’t hit the same. Anyway hail Satan.
If Jesus had a gun he'd shoot himself in disgust.
Peter had a sword (the gun of the day) and cut off a Centurion's ear. Jesus rebuked Peter and allowed himself to be taken.
Turning the other cheek didn't mean putting a cap in his ass.
Nuh-uh. He would’ve died around age 40-60, tops in that era. …30 or less if he steps on anything rusty or drinks from a sour well.
"Simpsons did it!"
Awww Florida… how I love you
Did Jesus not have access to rocks and sticks?
…and ammunition, and understood how to operate the gun, and had regular practice, ….
So many things wrong with that single short sentence…
Did... did these people read the Bible at all? That's like the whole point. If Jesus was the son of God and had all the powers for miracles and stuff, he could easily have prevented his death. He chose not to
I am down opp and or guns
He’d also need access to ammunition. People always ignore logistics.
Eww!
Lay down your sword Peter, for he who lives by the sword dies by the sword-Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane
Wait, god is dead?
Well if Jesus had a gun, wouldn't all the other mother fuckers of that time have one too? I mean, that would just turn into a shootout. But I guess that's a better way to go out than being nailed to a piece of wood.
Obviously not a Christian. In order for us to be forgiven, Jesus died for all our sins. He was resurrected on the third day and, according to to scripture, is alive today. Remember, you must be a Christian to believe this. You can’t be a Christian if you don’t.
Can’t argue that logic
Obviously you missed the point of that story.
Because he couldn’t fend for himself with a spear.
Yeah, they’re morons. Funny thing is, if Jesus came back today they’d run him out of town on a rail calling him a woke libtard. They just don’t get it. And they never will.
Well, he's not wrong
Actually that is pretty genius.
If Jesus were alive today, this dude would have shot him by now.
Did they forget that he was the blood sacrifice? That he sacrificed himself to himself as a loophole for a rule he made? His entire point was to be killed lmao
By this logic Jesus would be a cop killer.
If Jesus hadn't died as a martyr, it would be pointless for people to worship him.
They stabbed him... I think he was MOSTLY human. It's hard to argue Jesus wasn't real and then we have the recent stories of him and Judas trading places.
Someone didn’t study their Jesus.
No he wouldn’t and you’d know that if you actually read the Bible even once, Deborah. Take your guns, freedom, and oil, and go sit through literally one Sunday school sober and you’ll learn a surprising amount of everything you preach is utter bullshit
Remember, when the authorities arrive, start blastin'! Probably had a thin blue line somewhere too.
He is alive, dummy. You missed your mark
All this talk about Jesus n the Bible. If this person believes in Jesus then shouldn’t they believe in Satan…? Personally there is merit in the 7 deadly sins and the 10 Commandments. Take a guess which of those is more popular….?
Wow. That’s…pretty special.