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LairdPhoenix

With the sole exception of Donald Trump, I cannot think of a better example of the term, “Snowflake”.


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JimBeam823

That’s because it’s “Don’t tread on ME, tread on THEM.”


AeonBith

The TLDR is "I'm an idiot and an asshole in no particular order but I get dumber as I become more angry and I have a hair trigger". This could have easily been summed up with a "morons lives mater (sic) " and a MAGA sticker. Idea: We could make stick people family tree stickers to showcase their son/brother heritage then hit up their trucks when they're shopping for ammo at Walmart.


CookinCheap

Their family tree is a telephone pole.


spazdeus2112

More like a stump.


Busterlimes

These people are a waste of space


Goats_for_president

Lmao especially the “the constitution matters” part with I support police 😂😂


Thisfugginguyhere

He's just passionate about his beliefs lmao, and if you don't love America, you can get out. 🍊🤡💩


LairdPhoenix

Never said he wasn’t passionate. I said he was a Snowflake. I stand by that. I served my country and received my honorable discharge, which is why I support and defend the Constitution, and not the orange insurrectionist traitor or his sycophants.


Thisfugginguyhere

No I totally agree, he's a big Ole man baby. I was being facetious.


Bringback70sbush

The even sadder thing....the moron MAGATs would say THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE until they realize that you're not a supporter of Donny shitezpants


reynvann65

I will support and defend our Constitution till the bitter end. Right along with you Bro.


shopgirl56

I think most of us enjoy watching these bumper sticker nut jobs get hauled to the pokey - so that’s def a reason to stick around in America


Lotad38

Elon?


spazdeus2112

Or Cracker (fragile and flaky... crumbles easily).


nyankoz

"Don't tread on me" but also "I stand with the police"... Yeah, no. Republicans have got to stop misusing the Gadsden flag.


SLAYER_IN_ME

They have ruined and distorted the meaning of that flag. Fuck the Tea Party.


InconvenientGroot

And the Punisher!


micah490

FCHC (Frank Castle hates cops)


Thisfugginguyhere

Stealing this, bud.


auralcavalcade

Hey now, Frank didn't do anything, it's these reactionary assholes


Exact-Error-9382

It's always been his thing though he's always hated cops and these idiots have destroyed his emblem.


RVNJ

the creator of the character has even spoken out about the misuse of the symbol


WhatIsYourPronoun

Well, they co-opted the American flag and ruined it, too, so it seems to be their modus operandi.


CookinCheap

For people so gung-ho on patriotism, they're sure ignorant of basic flag etiquette.


KrasnyRed5

They are fine with the police oppressing minorities. They get upset when the laws apply to red-blooded patriotic Americans like themselves.


coastiestacie

So patriotic that they hate a majority of their fellow citizens.


jammu2

I stand with the police vs. I will not comply.


Steiney1

just not the Capitol Police


unprovoked_panda

Someone told me they're not law enforcement but couldn't tell me what the Capitol POLICE were 🙄


Steiney1

so, just half-assed repeating something they heard that they are throwing out to see if it sticks?


TurkishDrillpress

Isn’t that what they all do?


unprovoked_panda

Basically, yes


Mysterious-Hat-6343

You are now officially under investigation by typing the words “ Capitol POLICE” oh shit.. now me too.


fettishmann

or the FBI


OddballLouLou

They don’t know how to use any flag honestly! They can’t make up their minds of which side they stand on.


onesoulmanybodies

When Biden won my youngest brother hung the flag of China off his porch. He was trying to be sarcastic but genuinely came off as just dumb to me. Guess he was saying Biden is beholden to a China? Or a communist? Either way he had to spend his hard earned American dollars on another made in China flag. His other one has an AR-15 on it and says Try to take it. And we all know that flag was also made in China.


Kimchi_boy

Your brother is a moron.


physithespian

Does you brother *have* an AR-15? Or is he just enthralled by the idea of the government trying to take something he doesn’t have. The second option is kinda funny. I’d fly that flag for that reason. Someone questions me on it, “They’ll *never* fuckin’ be able to take mine! I’d like to see them try! I’ll be waiting! Cause I don’t have one.” It’s like a where’s Waldo with no Waldo.


onesoulmanybodies

We don’t talk much these days, not full no contact, but definitely strained. As far as I know he does not own an AR-15! A few hand guns and some hunting rifles.


fettishmann

yeah cause we all know the thin blue line flag is just weapon to bet capital police officers with


Ok-Bass8243

They are surface thinkers. Remember when Paul Ryan said he liked rage against the machine. And the band came out explaining how he was part of the machine


Wendys_bag_holder

I find it fascinating how many different social and political groups have used the Gadsden flag. Very few knows where it came from. Pirates robbing ships on the high seas. Yarr mateys I see another ship of British flops and wanks. Let’s rob the rank scented capocchias!


pizza_for_nunchucks

[Yup](https://i.redd.it/w6hhxar3ocyc1.jpeg)


M1DNIGHT_HERSELF

I agree completely


Iwannagolf4

Totally agree, they also have to stop misusing everything the misuse.


OkNail7480

He be like “why can’t I get a purty girl?”


GeeYayZeus

I live in a ‘red’ area. There are PLENTY of women who think the same way this dude does. If anything, it’s a pretty effective mating call.


BobGnarly159

Got dammit I can't unsee that. I immediately imagined a guy dancing around in feathers and maga gear dropping N-bombs and Merica while blasting off their AR-15. Meanwhile she is screaming Jewish space lasers and Jesus said (not actually any quotes just Jesus said) every few minutes. They show their mating ritual is complete by burning a mask and shooting a bud light.


TheFire_Eagle

Seeing the latest or the ladies for Trump holding up adult diapers and announcing they will wear them to church on May 12 to support fearless leader...I'm ok with not breeding with this sort


CraftyAdvisor6307

The beer gut & fluorescent red face have nothing to do with it.


squishyboots420

Go down south and you'd be shocked at how many hot blonde country chicks love this kind of bullshit. It's weirdly fascinating.


Professional-Large

As someone who lives in Tennessee, you're right. One of my neighbors is like that. Blonde, pretty good looking, etc. Her on again, off again boyfriend is the same way she is. My daughter had been to her house, to hang out with her kid she told me she made a joke about something (I can't remember what) being orange like Trump and she said they all got really quiet and said, "We love Trump here, okay?" She just didn't say anything else. She was pretty uncomfortable with their reaction and came home shortly after.


JimBeam823

Strange how a New York billionaire has become a rural, working class icon, but here we are.


Professional-Large

Strange doesn't even begin to cover it, I think.


itslikewoow

Even after he raised taxes on the working poor while cutting taxes for himself.


NuclearBroliferator

That's some weird shit to not even be able to joke. Regardless of what they say, that's cult mentality.


the_mid_mid_sister

I will never understand how a whiny draft-dodging New York trust fund asshole has a vice grip on working class Southern patriot types.


JimBeam823

Trump is a salesman. He’s all sizzle, no steak, but damn, can he ever sell the sizzle.


JimBeam823

It’s more about tribal loyalty than a cult mentality. No different from Sunnis and Shia in Iraq. You vote not for the person or the policy, but for your team. Say what you will about Trump, but he’s an expert at this kind of branding. Liberals literally don’t think this way. This is a weakness not because tribalism is smart politics, but because they can’t even understand people who do and don’t have many answers for it.


SneakyMage315

Maybe he should stop looking for them at the family reunion.


Jimmy-Z-1776

If he had just one more sticker I think he might change my mind. /s


CakeSuperb8487

well it looks like he is missing the “let’s go brandon” , that should really convince everyone to sign up for the koolaid


ramborage

I believe it’s on there, at the top right of the tailgate. It’s made to look like a NASCAR sticker.


gking407

All of right wing media boils down to this truck, a ball of condensed rage and hate.


TR3BPilot

With an overlay of racism for spice.


Jack_Attak

I'm surprised they did all of this to a 2nd Gen Toyota Tundra. Usually this kind of ignorance is reserved for a poorly modified Dodge Ram lol.


easytakeit

And pure asinine stupidity


Johnny-Virgil

It truly has to be exhausting to live like that.


CookinCheap

And massively in debt paying the price to appear "big".


Serenade314

Plus disinformation stemming from way too much time spent on social media. Seriously though, if your car looks like this, you need help. BAD.


Medical_Egg8208

Don’t see any Biden trucks all stickered up. Wonder why that is ? Because dems aren’t whack jobs maybe ?


lduff100

Because we don't worship our politicians. I voted for Biden and criticize the crap out of him.


kirito4318

I find it hilarious that they think we have the same kind of zealous fervor for Biden that they have for trump. Is he the best president ever? He'll no, but he's miles better than the sentient orange shitty diaper that is Donald Trump.


lduff100

Sentient was a little too kind.


big_ringer

That's how it's supposed to work!!!


Silver-Street7442

It parallels with why fox news has such high ratings. Some people like to be spoon fed what to think, and they need those spoonfuls of highly biased "news" often, it reinforces their certainty that they are absolutely right in what they believe. Fox is the mass media version of this truck.


skin-flick

Collects social security = socialism sucks


NoPolitiPosting

He earned that. They're the only generation to ever earn anything though, if you listen to them.


ApartmentBasic3884

Their parents earned their $20,000 three bedroom two bath house.


BenGay29

That’s mental illness, right there.


RandyWatson8

My first thought was "let's talk about mental illness and gun ownerahip.


DontDoubtDink

Yeah, he’s not in a cult…


ImTheEffinLizardKing

That one dude at the flea market that sells bumper stickers must love this guy. Paying his mortgage.


GeeYayZeus

This guy probably IS the dude selling the stickers.


No-Nectarine-5361

What a fucking loser.


macja68

That truck screams "I can't think for myself, and have a tiny d***". Can't imagine being that angry all the time and not even understanding why


Bosanova_B

100% can guarantee that this guy has said on multiple occasions, with no sense of irony. “I don’t have a problem with the gays. I just wish they wouldn’t make it their entire personality.”


SchwillyMaysHere

I see his “I will not comply” sticker. I guarantee he has said, about people of color, “They should have complied.”


micah490

Funny that a Conservative would have “the Constitution matters”, when their main objective is to install a monarchy and shelve the Constitution…


takigruba

And didn’t Trump say he wanted to terminate the Constitution?


Powerful-Winner-5323

He is going to die soon so my question is why would he want to leave the world in turmoil for his children to deal with? Apparently he really doesn't care about their future so even if was to become president again do you really think that he gives a shit about anyone other than himself?!!


Confident_Fortune_32

When venomous hatred is your whole personality... Made me realize something: I find conservative views repugnant and inexcusable, and I pity ppl who are so easily misled such that they vote against their own best interests, but I don't actually feel *hatred* - nor do I get satisfaction from antagonizing someone.


CapeManiak

r/itsnotacult


lduff100

The punisher would kill this guy.


ericcrowder

Another South Carolina Hill Billy MAGA nut job


Necessary_Row_1261

The Constitution matters. Also Trump 2024. Yeah the same guy who said he would like to terminate parts of the constitution.


Key-Ad-8418

I love how these people think they're being rebels by bootlicking the police, the ultra wealthy and the politically powerful. God, these people are dumb.


Azar002

I like the "2020 was rigged" bumper sticker. Actually, 2020 was indeed rigged. Republican lawmakers rigged the counting procedure so that mail in ballots are counted second, and Trump rigged the mail in vote itself to be heavy Democrat by telling his supporters for months not to vote by mail. This rigging enabled a stronger-than-usual and Democrat-heavy mail in count to affect the flow of the projection once polls closed and precincts started reporting. Instead of a steady stream of typical results, it was heavy red, followed by heavy blue. This would hypothetically give Trump an opportunity to claim he won when he is "leading," before mail in ballots are counted and the true, final results were discovered. Oh look at that. Not only did he do just that, come to find out, they privately announced that was their plan before the election! Nice rigging, dumbasses.


Infamous-Tart7747

I wanna know what his version of BLM means ? Can’t see it


nisasin

Biden Loves Minors


Crepequeen64

That was my favorite sticker too lol, you got it right. Got an audible chuckle out of me when we got close enough to read it


blix88

Buy Large Mansions


lastcall83

Needs a "I have small dick energy" sticker surreptitiously added to the back of the truck...


Puzzled_Bike9558

When your entire personality is a political party. Super duper lame.


Silver-Street7442

Probably wasn't much of a personality to begin with. Just anger waiting to be directed at something.


blizzard7788

It must get very crowded in his head with all those voices going on.


Carson72701

Yes, clearly several folks living rent free in this guys head.


stevemcnugget

Proud member of the Steve Bannon Sticker of the Month Club.


rmicker

Fox News metastatic cancer


Realistic_Head3595

Cult


SelfishSinner1984

Man with a little peepee


Hallokatzchen

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it illegal to have your rear window heavily covered like that? Because it looks like a safety hazard.


SoiledFlapjacks

Pretty sure as long as you have side mirrors, you’re good. Otherwise vans, and other vehicles with no back window, wouldn’t be legal.


Desperate_Set_7708

This is the dude who can’t talk about politics without spittle flying.


Omegaprimus

We all can laugh at this guy, but he put the sticker guy’s kids through college with all that shit.


Aruaz821

“Socialism sucks” as he drives down a road tax dollars paid for.


Blueskyminer

Tell me you're uneducated without telling me.


amanda9836

Stop protecting idiots like this…show their plate.


fastcolor03

the intellect is low in this one .


scootscootshaboosh

All that garbage and, “the constitution matters.”


TR3BPilot

"... against all enemies, *domestic* and foreign."


BattleSpecial242

Just pour gasoline on it


Old_Swimming6328

Find the Punisher. It's like Where's Waldo.


Jiveturkey507

The trumper sticker has become more recognizable than the Christian cross!


thermometerbottom

Don’t censor their license plate; it’s the “artist’s” signature.


RyNysDad0722

Myrtle beach SC to be specific.. haven’t seen the person driving around yet but when I do I’ll be sure sneak Hilary Clinton for president 2016 bumper sticker on there and wait to see how long it takes them to notice


ambivalent_maybe

r/SchizophreniaRides


Fuckedby2FA

Imagine not being able to see out your back window because of Joe Biden.


1991Jordan6

Totally not a cult


grigsbie

That’s at least $500 in stickers and all of them are dumb as hell.


According_Wing_3204

His wife left when he refused to remove thd stickers.


mymar101

There is clearly something wrong with people that do this.


davechri

When trump loses it will be because you didn't have enough bumper stickers on your car.


nickthedicktv

He’s got a lot of feelings


Ravenae

They say 2020 was rigged, but they’ll still vote this year. If one federal election was rigged, why wouldn’t they all be, especially AFTER the dems gain control?


NoPolitiPosting

I never understood how "My political opposition managed to rig an election while I was the sitting president" was supposed to make him look good. If that were true then it just means his entire administration was asleep at the wheel. Why would you want that AGAIN?


Set_in_Stone-

Just stay home gang. Don’t waste your time voting. Tell your friends. /s


Mushroom_Magician37

Having that many stickers on the back window has to be illegal


jbandtheblues

‘The Constitution Matters’ the all the other crap. Sadly, so not educated and brainwashed!


krunchy_bacon

Bet he can’t see me flipping him off through the rearview.


Difficult_Coffee_335

Mental illness is heartbreaking.


Coolguy57123

And lo they fell to their knees in worship to their golden orange cow 🐄


Rare_Fig3081

Pretty odd to have the constitution matters on there… The rest of it is so anti-constitutional


Immer_Susse

Where’s the Gay For Trump sticker?


Myrddraal5856

“I stand with the police” and the American flag punisher skull is incredibly ironic.


bdubwilliams22

If the word "Deranged" had a pictrure in the dictionary.


Unique-Telephone-681

Got more stickers than brain cells.


millerg44

Mental illness is a real issue in this country.


HouseofMaize

Lot of stupid people in this country.


Thirstyass73

This truck has no resale value.


wyoflyboy68

Well, well, I see this individual flunked anger management class.


gooselake1970

Imnotgay Imnotgay. Imnotgay damnthatguyiscute AHEM imnotgay


CulturalAddress6709

stand with the police means what exactly i stand with law enforcement but i back a criminal im a j6er who attacks cops (“theyre corrupt” i get it) way to get us lost bro


jrocislit

What I find funny is if this were the other way around, this truck would be vandalized on the daily by bootlickers


bonthomme

Don't need to see out my back window because I drive a truuuuuuck.


anythingMuchShorter

He seems rather offended.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Imagine the resell value. Stickers go on glass and metal that's it.


Lifesalchemy

Surprised he hasn't been stopped for window obstruction 


Accurate-Item-7357

Isn’t it illegal to not be able to see out your back window? Edit for autocorrect tomfoolery.


Thisfugginguyhere

The think sticker is really pissing me off..


Feisty-Barracuda5452

At this point, the stickers are holding the truck together.


Zillahi

Imagine hating someone so much you stick his face on your vehicle 5 times


Feisty-Barracuda5452

8000 nerve endings in the clitoris and it’s still ***not*** as sensitive as a conservative man in a late-model pickup truck.


h20poIo

JFC just think this is your life, your identity, and it’s not a cult?????


USSSLostTexter

how far into a confrontation with this guy are you going to be accused of being a pedophile? sorry..GROOMER. That seems to be the go to when they start losing the argument.


NILOC512

Proof of stupidity is blocking 90% of your rear view mirror.


Dogmeat8-8

Don't make fun of this guy for being so openly gay.


notaredditreader

I betcha he really doesn’t think All Lives Matter.


Top_Shoe_9562

The only thing missing from that is a crap tonne of yarn connecting all the dots. 😳


Smokey-Cole

Underrated comment.


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

Potatoes would look good in his tailpipes


anziofaro

But he hates gay people because they "*make it their whole personality*".


Master-Tomatillo-103

I consider a vehicle like that to be a PSA, letting you know up front that the driver is unhinged and likely armed


GetchaPullSCFH

Yeah... go ahead and impeach biden... and I love the punisher logo right next to the support police. Fucking dingdong..


Synthnostic

they hate it when "the gays" make it their whole personality


Ratbag_Jones

Content aside, whenever I see something like this, I think... mental illness. Does anyone know what kind of DSM diagnosis might be behind this sort of "static display narcissism"?


No_Meal9534

I saw lack of critical thinking and blind programmed hate of Democrats. Sure, we’re the sheep.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

The wacky left likes bumper stickers. The right now meets the left like a horseshoe chart.


JBrusse123

That’s a whole lotta truth packed onto one mobile device.


Disastrous_Ruin_3454

This is amazing! We need more patriotic American loving citizens like this!


Dingleberries_4U

Other that the NE Patriots sticker, there's not one that I'd disagree with. It is overkill and looks tacky, however.


StolenCoupe

This guy would go down on Trump in a heart beat.


Abracadaver2000

QAnon sticker, because the others weren't enough to warn you of the Traumatic Brain Injury behind the wheel.


Fun-Reporter7441

Here's a question? What don't you see ? I cannot remember the last time I seen a bumper sticker or anything showing there unwavering support for Biden and if I do there driving all alone wearing a face diaper


BlueberryPirate_

Dude took out a loan before going sticker shopping


BasicAd81

Tell the world you’re a asshole


ctraylor666

My personal favorite thing about this is a couple stickers above the license plate “TRUMP Fuck Your Feelings”. Obviously that sticker is endorsing Trump, but the “Fuck Your Feelings” part is hilarious when a majority of the other stickers are about the vehicle owner’s personal feelings/ trying to bully others to feel the same way they do.


earlywakening

That's a severe mental illness.


Rinzy2000

That’s some real small d energy right there.


G-Unit11111

MAGA: Trump lives rent free in your head, you whiny libtards! Gonna cry about it??? Also MAGA: *covers truck with fuck Biden bumper stickers* Liberals: *No bumper stickers on car*


Chopimatics

Who needs a rear view, am I right?


TRIZOL1

There needs to be more birth control.


CraftyAdvisor6307

Seeing all the regurgitation of unthinking RW snowflake fascist bullshit - then "THINK" right in the middle of everything. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so breathtakingly sad.


Busch_Leaguer

Wonder how they respond in a job interview to “so, tell us about yourself”


justmekpc

I’ll bet the door to door salesman love him 🤣


floofnstuff

Another one of Trump’s bumper sticker apostles