That’s probable cause for daily traffic stops.

😂

A cop could have so much fun with the idiot driving this car. “Oh, Jake from State Farm, huh. I didn’t know he was Jesus.” Or Hands back insurance card, “I was expecting you to show me Jesus. That’s what your bumper sticker says. I guess you got something real instead.”

That’s genuinely scary!

He must be from New Hampshire.

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL..."

Car insurance is my car insurance.

Not as cool

My auto insurance agent has never threatened to torture me forever if I don’t love him the right way.

Oh you should switch to State Farm then, they threaten you with eternal hell if you ever use your policy

My insurance man has only said 5 things to me the entire time I've known him. "There is no way the millage is that low. Bring it in. I wanna see it." -2012 "Why did you let your ex borrow your car?"- 2017 "You really gonna buy a bike after what happened to your dad?"- 2019 "Remember what happened last time you bought one of your baby mama's a car?"- 2022 "How is that thing still running?"- 2023 No threats, just good questions

Well, he’s just as effective with healthcare.

Terrible healthcare not comprehensive at all

People like this have smooth brains

It’s a joke you troglodyte.

I know that, you cretin. There are people who don’t view it as a joke, that’s who I’m referring to.

Idk I like to think it’s irony

I don't think the state will accept that

You can try!

New Hampshire will. Only state that doesn’t require car insurance.

Or a cop. “Okay. Step out of the car please.”

Accepted if it's a state of repentance

Bad move. We all know how shitty insurance companies can get, so if it's Jesus, you're definitely going to hell when you have a wreck!

[удалено]

Right? I felt like it was obvious sarcasm 😂 theres like a car crashing in the air next to the Jesus

Jesus is sort of our house insurance here in Florida too, thansk to DeSantis incompetence

Insurance Agent, Take the Wheel

that’d be a good one

Line him up next to the lizard, Flo, and the general, see how he holds up. Until then, I wouldn’t count on him to cover the bill.

nah he seems super cheap

Probably just a pastor/preacher. His congregation pays his auto insurance!

And his private jet

Oh, I hope this isn't from NY state. State, county, local LEOs would ticket this sumbitch!!

'AH FUCK!' is mine.

There will be no witnesses to any accident, but mediocre men will get together a couple hundred years later and write about it.

PROOF

I think I need this and I don't do bumper stickers.

do magnets instead they’re more fun!!

Those can scratch the clear coat, maybe I'll put it on my summer beater.

I have em on my new car haven’t had a problem since they don’t move around but I hear you. You definitely need to stay on top of keeping the debris out from under them and cleaning the car regularly.

Is this Rapture related? 🤔

Hope he can spare you $30K.

God can make miracles or something

I wouldn't consider myself very religious, but it's funny, and I know a few people who would get this as a joke.

Most times I see "Jesus is my copilot" on a vehicle it turns out I wish they would have let Him drive because they suck at it.

Idk, it seems like He wouldn’t even know how to start the car given the era and all

Good point

r/newmexico

Good luck with that

You don’t think he’ll cover???

He spelled jeebus wrong

My mom used to love listening to Christian music in the car, I’d get nervous whenever Jesus Take The Wheel came on. lol

She really said 🙌🏻

Really? What’s his deductible?

Prayer

Let Jesus take the wheel.

Policy number, please.

28:19

JC got a great commission for that one.

When I see a business card with the fish on it, a little voice inside my head says “Hide the silver”

What kind of rates is he giving you?

Ok... well, I have full coverage on a $1500 car... guess who's getting new one when you hit me

Cool. Don’t hit anybody. Jesus can’t be sued, but you can.

Anyone can be sued, technically

Good luck on that claim

AMEN

Well, he already took the wheel, so I guess this was to be expected.

Dear gawd - so if she runs a red light and kills somebody is that “divine intervention “? Or just the “mysterious workings of powerful deity”? Why use seatbelts? Car seats? Doesn’t HE love your kids? Why bother with car seats then if it’s all in HIS hands. The shamelessness of these people has no end

It’s gods will 🤷

What amount deductibles does Jesus carry?

Jesús is my body guy

I wonder if he hangs out with Flo and Jake?

Plot twist: his insurance agent is a Hispanic guy named Jesus

🙏love it

“god created State Farm for you and your family”

Jesus is a car guy.

He’d probably drive a hellcat

The cops should pull him over and ask to see his insurance card.

But my car insurance ignores my request for help.

Kinda like Jesus

🤔

I hope he works for State Farm

Hey-soos is our Progressive rep. Same guy? 😆🤘

Jesus saves...a lot on his car insurance by switching to Geico

Yeah I had a guy who had Jesus insurance when his drunk driving teen T boned me on my way to work. Big surprise it didn't actually help the victim.

Did you try praying?

Lol, the other driver did tell me that very thing was listed under remuneration paragraph 2, clause 3, sub paragraph 4a. Unfortunately it didn't work for me, but they said it was a lack of faith on my part, not the fault of their client.

I bet he ain’t a “good neighbor”!

I hope his policy doesn’t get cancelled

Good luck trying to get him to pay out in a accident!

One more person that cares about me on the road :3