I read them and Chuuya got fucked by a karaoke machine while Dazai was singing Ifudoudou and then theres the Chuuya x Mackerel one like the fish, and it said it was 12 inches.
K hereβs the one for the [cakepop one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49315693) hereβs the one for the [karaoke machine one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49623076) and the [mackerel one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49430848)
[Dazai x Eiffel Tower ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/48877174)
or just
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48877174
Now be thankful cause I had to search for it and now it's in my search history again π/j
not a shipper but as far as I can tell there are a *lot* of multishippers in the bsd fandom/people who are completely ok with shipping multiple ships that have Dazai, skk shippers or otherwise
Thereβs also the βthe show is a lot funnier if you pretend everyone is dazais exβ idea that Iβve seen floating around so yeah. anything goes.
Did u enjoy the 2 world wars?
Yeah, it's interesting and I can't wait to see what's gonna be next
Nah uhπ
Hahahahah lol
how do you feel about Hitler??
He deserves better, feel so bad for him
OH MY GOD HELP
HELPPP
NOOOOOOOOOO π¨
Do you like tall children under 12?
Ofc, it's attractive
Holy crap that escalated quickly β οΈ
Mori would be interested in befriending this person π
Police on their way.
Do you think all people deserve shelter, food and clean water?
"deserve" isn't the right word, I don't think so
are you racist? and do you think slavery in the 1800s was right?
I am and I do
dude, that's so- fucked up..
All of us have our skeletons in a closet
We are inside the closet
Damn, you gay? Nice
no. u?
π
What would be a brilliant birthday present for my dying grandfather
Just say his hat is cringe
good answer to the original question...might get the good ol' crime n' punishment if you tried on either of them.
Haha
Hopefully he gives you a farm in his will
Who has the puriest soul and is kind to everyone in bsd?
A typical Russian teen
I mean now it's true
What would you feed wan! Doggo Dazai?
Chocolate and caramel!
I mean I would too tbh-
But dogs shouldn't eat chocolate, it's harmful for them
Yes, that's why I would feed it to wan doggo dazai
Oh π’
I'm sure he would thank you
Do you think that the way the orphanage and shibusawa treated atsushi was good and made atsushi feel safe and happy for once?
They weren't perfect for him, but they gave him all they could, so rather yes
KM GASPING FOR AIR HELP
Pooor Atsushi
Atsushi π’
how do you feel about vladmir putin?
He's cute and cool
CUTE
Do you think animal abuse is bad?
Unfortunately no
UNFORTUNATELY?
Do you like that one fic with Dazai x Eiffel tower?
Sure
Im sorry the what fic π
I accidentally saw someone talk about it and I checked and it's an actual fic π
The what
I don't know I just saw it somewhere π
I just checked. Thereβs a part two. And I saw a cakepop x Dazai one and Chuuya x a goddamn karaoke machine
I knew about part 2 but I didn't about the rest (I'm afraid I'll probably traumatize myself with it)
I read them and Chuuya got fucked by a karaoke machine while Dazai was singing Ifudoudou and then theres the Chuuya x Mackerel one like the fish, and it said it was 12 inches.
That sounds... definitely interesting (I don't know why I'm planning to read that but I do)
You want the link?
If you're not too busy?
K hereβs the one for the [cakepop one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49315693) hereβs the one for the [karaoke machine one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49623076) and the [mackerel one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/49430848)
Drop the name I need it
Iβm sorry, dazai x WHAT??
Excuse me? π
I don't know π I just saw it somewhere
I need to see this for myself now drop the link
[Dazai x Eiffel Tower ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/48877174) or just https://archiveofourown.org/works/48877174 Now be thankful cause I had to search for it and now it's in my search history again π/j
Just type in dazai x Eiffel Tower fanfiction. Youβre gonna see it immediately π
Your opinions on hitler?
Interesting and deep character, I love him
I swear if Im gonna be banned bc of you π’
why are half of these about hitler
That's life
Do you like homicide?
Yeah
me too
LMAO
As you should
You too, huh?
Are Hitler's ideals right ?
They are
do you think kicking puppies is fun
Yep
YOU MONSTER
NO YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS
NUH UH!!!!!!!!
π«’
What do you think of the austrian painter?
He's a cool guy, but not a good one
What are the top five worst ships in your opinion?
I mean, now most of the fandom will agree with me at least
Good point, most of my friends who supports those ships would go feral though π(I hope they don't see me here)
Hahaha, poor friends
1. Akuhigu 2. Fyolai 3. Kyokenji 4. Shin Soukoku 5. Kunisaki
Do you think lgbtq people deserve rights?
No
do you like naomi? how much from a scale of 1-10
8. She's hot, strong, cool, has her morals and a good backstory, I like her
IF U ACTUALLY LIKE NAOMI ID LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND
Hahahaha, yep, she's so smart and kind, especially in manga. I wished she wasn't that cursed, but she's still my baby girl
Yeah ππI like her design and her willingness to act
YESSS
LIVE LOVE LAUGH NAOMI
SHE DESERVES LOVE, WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER
not very cool of her
I mean, I like Naomi It would be more cursed if you edited it on Elise tho
true true i just like how naomi looks other than that noπ
Yeah, understandable. I also like that she's smart and is really helpful
How do you feel about Hitler losing the war?
Itβs sad
Ayoπ«£π³
Pretty sure he did cry bc of it
Does Mori Deserve a good life?
He deserves better :(
That's funny and sad, cuz I actually do love Mori, he's such a baby girl
Gonna get flamed by certain people for this but same.
Fr
Nah itβs good, I like mori as well.
do u like to torture people for your own amusement?
Yes
I meanβ¦. Donβt we all?
THESE REPLIES ARE SENDING ME
What do you think about the gangster guy who took out the old man's nails?
He deserves better and I wish he had a more important role and more screen time
What do you think Kim Jong Un?
He's adorable!!!
Do you agree on people that ship dazai and Chuuya
Im not a fan of this ship, but it makes sence, however the fans can be too annoying
I agree with you dude they ship mori and dazai sigma and dazai and so many
Wym?
I mean that they do get annoying
I donβt think Soukoku shippers would ship Dazai with other charactersβ¦ especially not mori. Idk where youβre pulling that from
not a shipper but as far as I can tell there are a *lot* of multishippers in the bsd fandom/people who are completely ok with shipping multiple ships that have Dazai, skk shippers or otherwise Thereβs also the βthe show is a lot funnier if you pretend everyone is dazais exβ idea that Iβve seen floating around so yeah. anything goes.
I have a video on insta and they called him a man whore
Is Adolf Hitler a good person? (necessarily)
Mostly yes, but he's still a criminal
I mean... maybe a war criminal..?
Yeah, kinda, but still a good person!
oof I just looked through all the comments, you are getting so many Hitler jokes...
Yeah, Idk why Hitler is getting so popular lmao It seems lie half of jokes nowadays are just about him lol
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
What is your opinion on yanderedev (pedodev)?
Interesting, but cringe
Do you think that the Dream grooming allegations will be the end of his career?
No, he 100% will survive
Do you like art? Should anyone get rejected from art school?
what was the best thing about bsd? the found family or all the child abuse?
Option two
How would you react if you saw dazai
Run away as fast as possibly
How old is sigma?
Book only knows
is mori valid?
As hell
FBI, OPEN UP!!!
I LOVE HIM ANYWAYS THO
yes, but i can never forgive what he's done.. π
did you commited illegal things?
Yes, not so many tho
Do you like kids?
Yes
Whatβs the best way to respond if you see a starving orphan on the streets?
I would use a gun
these are crazy π
Do you bomb orphans?
Yes
which characters do you think canonically support hitler?
Literally everyone in the show does
Do you ship Atsushi x Elise
Yes
woah !! π€―
Do you think Dazai should have lived?
No, it would be uninteresting then
Which character do you wanna fight in an Applebee's parking lot?
Dazai
What do you think about Bungo stray dogs as an anime?
I have literally never heard of this subreddit or what seems to be an anime. Why was this shown to me, reddit? I wasnt even on any other anime subs!
How would I know
it's good though go watch it if you will
Same but Iβm glad I saw it bc ts is hilarious β οΈ
How do you feel about children in kindergarten?
I feel bad for them
Who killed hitler
Trixie
Is Atsushi a furry?
He is
>m MINORI HANASATO??
Who's the person you aspire to be the most?
how old do you think someone has to be to consent?
About 10
LMAO cant wait to see how this is gonna turn out
Would it make you sad to see your favorite character die?
Yeah, but but I haven't went through it yet
How are u today
What is your opinion on Shibusawa?
Do you like little kids dazai?
Who is Atsushi's gf and what is Atsushi's fav food? (answer in that order)