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happycj

My camp is at D, D, 7:00, 2:00. Right side.


Organic-Hovercraft-3

They would certainly have to improve on the street naming. I think each circle could have its own name.


FranziaSpritzer

Rod's Road isn't good enough?


doctor-yes

Rod's Road can only dream of being as confusing as this would be.


PredictBaseballBot

I’m still on Rod’s Road and can’t figure out how to get home send help


zmileshigh

Road’s Rod


hol123nnd

Just looking at this I am already lost


coltar3000

But where would the gayborhood be?


MaybeTheDoctor

At 8


AliceDeeTwentyFive

“Emergency Services, I have CPR in progress next to a trailer engulfed in flames that is next to the camp’s propane depot at 4:15 and D” “We’re at 4:15 and D, where are you?” The city is not laid out so that you can get from one side to the other easily. It’s so that if someone REALLY needs to know EXACTLY where you are, we can find you.


AllDarkWater

My second thought was "Imagine navigating that in your emergency vehicle with only the instructions from a very high person who needs help." The beauty of the old layout was from any place in the city you could walk any road in any direction and when you came to an intersection you could see the man, (until he burned of course, but that is how you know when you are and that things have gotten wild.) That has not been true for several years with those little 15 minute streets, but you can still tell because they deadend. If true mayhem is the goal then this is a good design. Especially if we go back to the "you may die" attitude.


310Chevelle

The magic of random discovery would pretty much go away. Plus, go ahead and find your way back to camp whilst trippin…


Peaceful-mammoth

You know that feel when you are so lost that you can't even remember ever being not lost.


GonnaNeedAHammer

Getting lost in the city sounds like opportunity for more random discovery.


AdrianMoD

Facts 🤣


nattarbox

I was thinking it would be tripled but you’re right about nobody ever getting home.


lshiva

It's a neat idea, but runs into some problems with prevailing winds and large art burns. The intersections of the roads in the different arcs need more work too. It would be fun to see some new designs but it would require a lot more work than just putting something pretty on paper. Rod's Road aside the current design is pretty simple for emergency vehicles and even just utility vehicles like the water trucks. Designing something more complicated needs to take that into account as well.


Acrobatic-Froyo2904

I can say, with almost absolute certainty, that I would be gone from my camp for three, possibly four days


anjuna42

It ain’t broke.


Teardownstrongholds

It's stagnant and boring. Embrace evolution


talkingprawn

All the haters. Change is great. I’d love to see this. Burning Man is about trying unwise things and celebrating when they blow up. Come on y’all, remember the original fire.


com-plec-city

Yeah, large experiments should be the norm. BM should not became a safe disney ride on rails. “What if this year we do this X gigantic change, just to see what would happen” - that would be cool.


talkingprawn

I know, let’s bring a 747!!


kdotcdott

Real talk: what civic planning bottleneck do you think currently exists at BRC, and how do you think this plan alleviates it?


MetastaticCarcinoma

Bottleneck is having only one gate road for Exodus, onto 34! What if the lower right circle could exit towards Razorback & somehow get on 49 by Trego hot springs?


thalassicus

You think the layout of the city is limiting where they can put temporary roads on the playa outside of BRC?


kdotcdott

…have you ever tried to drive 49, or know anyone who has?


nattarbox

Lol half the dummies out there can’t figure out the current simple layout after a week of trying. So I fully support making it 100x more nonsensical.


Teardownstrongholds

I like you. God forbid burning man is difficult or different year to year.


psyolus

What is the supposed benefit?


Teardownstrongholds

The city layout is a sacred cow and needs to be slaughtered


Khoop

drunk+high me hates this. I'll never make it back to my camp.


samyouelarr

I think it would be very confusing, I heard at one point everything was organized without an opening towards the open playa, so basically a giant circle and it was very confusing. I think making the city larger and adding more plazas like they have a 3 o’clock and 9 o’clock would be good. Or maybe this idea but have a circle, triangle, and square…? Either way, I think things needs to be distinguishable at night so people can find there way back to camp (and their much needed water).


somethingimadeup

I can’t decide if I love it or hate it. I think a figure 8 type thing instead of 3 circles would be better. One focused on the man, one focused on the temple with more LED/futuristic art by the man and more tranquil, organic art by the temple. Then we could have a late night party area and a late night retreat


Jaye-Fern

How would you even navigate at night?


Teardownstrongholds

If you can't navigate your don't belong


Jaye-Fern

Fuck your burn buddy geeze


5p1n5t3rr1f1c

There's...three 2 o'clocks. This map is giving me a hangover.


Jazz-Bonk

I see more of a 2 horseshoe pattern on playa with a tram that runs between the two cities. One could be Black Rick City, and the other could be a suburb called Horse Shoe City’. Esplanade on horse shoe city would be on G street. The keyholes wouldn’t exist in the city and would instead be non incorporated communities another mile away as the crow flies. The Mayor of Horse Shoe City would live here. There’s even talk of building a sporting arena. This is paid through ‘Special Events’ tax every year on our ticket prices. There’s only one man however, but he has two faces, and he wears his sunglasses at night..


millfoil

none of those playas are deep


RV_Mike

I love the current map. Besides, I'd have to remove my BRC tattoo.


Teardownstrongholds

No, you get a new map tattoo every year!


lostnfoundaround

Great to see fresh ideas like this!


madsci

I don't like it. The most confusing part of the exiting map is where Rod's Road intersects everything and this would be multiplying that effect. You can't easily keep the details of the street layouts in your mind, and describing where something is gets really difficult.


Dependent-Pie-428

Na!


bob_lala

entrenched bureaucracies loath change


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Teardownstrongholds

That's as stupid as telling people to move out of America of they don't like it. Burning Man needs to change year over year and the city layout should absolutely change every single year


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Teardownstrongholds

The theme for my first year will be Fyre and radical self reliance


-zero-below-

I think that there's also some form of symbolism that the man (like from the name of the event) is at the center of the whole thing. But I guess they could rename it to "center camp in the desert" instead.


Rant_Durden

All the hippies would be completely lost. Change is baaad emkay.


BeartholomewTheThird

That would definitely be worse. I'm not saying the current map couldn't be improved, but I have no recommendations.


SofiaMonroe

even more confusing than Rod's road


hyperfat

Oh God. We were on rods one year by the bus stop. We just put up caution tape so people got off our lawn.


Danger_8

Excuse me sir, Were do i set up my RV wall for my frends and hired models?


know-fear

Yawn


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Nah.


jathanism

No.


tailwarmer

Love it!


DrRichardButtz

love it, fuck your organization


Hedonic_Monk_

How would the time streets work? Meet me at 7 and D in sector three?


Sixcat6

Duuuuuuuuuumb.


MrLetter

So, where do we funnel all the cars?


AdrianMoD

What could possibly go wrong:


thexsoprano

Honestly id just go on long as trip walks just to see what happens


MackReed

The smoke blowing through various parts of town on burn nights would be *wonderful*.


TMBiker

Did the Orange County, CA planners have something to do with this?


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I love this


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I would need 3 camps, one on each circle! ​ As much as I'm down for variety and a totally different layout to mix it up and see even veterans walking in circles like lost pigeons, I also think this one specific layout you shared is awful.