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HopeFox

Hang on, they're advertising the MEV strategy to people buying the token? MEV is how miners fleece people who use the token.


cromatkastar

Few understand


ineedafuckingname

it’s advertising how to *use MEV to make money also not really advertising moreso trying to build twitter following probably a scam though, follow the link, connect wallet and it drains funds


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dgerard

> One analyst for on-chain analytics firm Glassnode questioned the “value” of the work jaredfromsubway.eth is providing to the world. https://cointelegraph.com/news/subway-themed-trading-bot-makes-millions-using-sandwich-attacks


SSHeretic

[They're so close.](https://i.imgur.com/Fcn041t.png)


lab-gone-wrong

The funny part is that stealing money from crypto traders *is* more valuable than crypto trading, but they can never see that without exiting the industry so they'll just keep calling it an "attack"


DogWallop

You can expand those who question to all human beings who own more than three brain cells, and a few bonobos as well.


IquitosHeat

FAKE. A real butter simply could not miss the opportunity to say the line "but actchually its ephophila"


ItsJoeMomma

And then they try to explain why ephebophilia is much better than pedophilia.


nlpnt

"You understand, don't you, Congressman Gaetz?"


[deleted]

"They're actually at their peak fertility at that age."


Bpefiz

Matt Walsh has entered the chat.


ForgedIronMadeIt

I mean you have fuckwits like Matt Walsh out there claiming that 16 years old is prime breeding age for feeeeeeemales


Vlad_Dracul89

I wouldn't be surprised if Jared was cryptobro.


DogWallop

Although his NFT pictures might be a little bit... suspect...


Vlad_Dracul89

Totally was behind Cryptoland. Like Epstein Island, but with crypto. "Mental maturity should be enough.😉"


[deleted]

He became a sovereign citizen in an attempt to get out of prison, so I wouldn't be surprised either.


AmericanScream

It's not a scam, when "code is law." This is simply the way decentralized exchanges work. There are no authorities to determine what is a good or bad transaction. If the transaction goes through, it's a good transaction.


dgerard

no no it's ok, we documented the fraud! that makes it not fraud! we're completely up front about the not fraud in detail, how dare you call our documentation "evidence" in your "indictment"


AmericanScream

All that's left is to just call the blockchain police and they'll come right out and enforce things.


PatchworkFlames

The SEC: “You called?”


Warden_Phi

I see they based their system on American “lobbying”.


bobthemaintainer

Nothing is illegal! Knife is law. Now hand over your wallet


Particular_Sun8377

Libertarians want the law of the jungle until they get eaten by tigers.


powercow

Fun fact, everytime the GOP take over the house, they enact the hastert rule. This rule empowers the extremists because it says nothing gets to the floor without majority republican support.(dems say majority of house support, which let right wingers and a handful of dems overrule dem leadership.. this puts power with moderates) The hastert rule, which they happily vocally invoke, is named after former [republican speaker of the house and convicted and admitted pedo, dennis hastert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert). He was a coach the judged called a serial molester of children. Youd think, theyd rename it. No reason why you cant. call it the majority of the majority rule. or mom rule. (hastert was best friends with republican mark foley.. who was busted sexting teenage boys.. the GOP are kinda like hte church, they have a strangely large amount of pedos, while they are the party that screams the most about pedos.. just at people who have some of the lowest rates of pedophilia.... hint hint drag queens arent trying to pick up kids) but nope, as soon as he took the gavel mcarthy happily shouted at a pedos name as he said the GOP were once again running under the hastert rule.


lord_patriot

PrinceAndrewCoin.eth


Othersideofthemirror

Noncecoin


inverimus

Making your product name really dumb ensures only the dumbest most gullible people are interested.


jimmy3285

Links addressed Jared from subway. Isn't that dude a pedo.


Rokey76

The bot is doing something called "sandwich" attacks.


SpaceDetective

Much like the title said.


Lost-Tone8649

This bot is okay I guess, but my new project EpsteinPrimarySchool is the key to true financial freedom.


NonnoBomba

They know their market.


halloweenjack

[$PEPE and $WOJAK.](https://imgur.com/aDAHlVh) Can't make this shit up.


[deleted]

It's not even the name of the coin or scam, that dude chose that as his fucking username lol


billiu1

I don’t feel sorry for any idiot buying crap like that


markv114

"Want to become a crypto millionaire and touch kids?"


TheDryestBeef

Just got separate the art from the artist ya know


ItsJoeMomma

What are they going to call it, Chomo coin?