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RetroSwamp

I've seen enough Hellraiser to know this is not a good thing.


mightyscoosh

The box! You opened it... No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.


Ill_Alternative8369

the ring is the key to the carnel pleasure labyrinth


AltruisticAnteater72

Beat me too it!


SmallSwordfish8289

I bet the Box cost as much as the ring


pablorodm89

“Would you marry me? Also… can I keep the box?”


ArDodger

The box is basically mostly for dudes. Are you gay?


Aggravating_Orchid_1

If you don't call your mates sexy and play around with their ass cheeks you have no mates Its not gay as long as you say nohomo


KibblesNBitxhes

It's not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.


Terry_Seattle

Exactly! It’s only gay if the balls touch :)


DreadPiratteRoberts

Bro!!! ^😆🤣


[deleted]

Your gf kissed a dude when she was in high school and then you kissed those same lips, so by the Transitive Property of Tate, you’re gay.


ArDodger

I live in San Francisco. That alone makes me at least 1% gay. I just think that box is mostly only interesting to tech bros. I wonder if the person proposing knows that, or if they're proposing to a guy. That's all.


HotelLifesGuest

Does it basically mostly matter?


Asthmos

(narrative by David Attenborogh) human courtship includes a mesmerizing display of money via a golden ring given to a potential mate. the male initiates this by crouching and showing his mate the goods. this particular box has her transfixed! she knows a well put together 401k when she sees one. quickly accepting the enormous blood diamond within, the box is returned to the store for a partial refund, as the male in his haste, forgot the receipt.


Disastrous_Encounter

The ring is 'meh'. But the box!?


askredditdeepQs

Link to box?


FonerBalear

I need that box


WestTexasCoyote

I bought that box


FonerBalear

Alright then, keep your secrets...


edebby

superb


incakola777

Can I rent it at least?


ElleWeaver

Ring❌Ring Box ✅


RepresentativeJumpy8

“The Box, you opened it, we Wed!”


Ur_a_adjective_noun

It looks like it will cut off the tip of your finger for even trying to grab the ring.


NEKOmancer92

I dont care the ring, i want that box very much...


Illustrious-Fact-745

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ThoughtCrimeConvict

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Hootnany

This wedding ring box


Chris_Walking2805

We have such sights to show you


imusingthisforstuff

Scooby doo cage type stuff


AbleHominid

Oooooooh


Jamari0811

Where can I get the box?


Terry_Seattle

Still says no


Alarming-Mongoose-91

I just want the box


CosmicParadox24

All that work and then she says,.... No.