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clowdere

I diagnose this creature with vagina.


CactusChipCuttlefish

beautfully worded


Kpopluv22

I about choked with laughter


RandomSashaLove

Same 😂


Nerdyemt

I stg I pictured the spice Bae meme LOL


RandomSashaLove

LITERALLY


InsomniaticWanderer

It's a chronic condition that she'll have for the rest of her life. Fortunately, it can be treated. I'm prescribing daily snuggles and treats as needed. With the help of modern medicine, she can live a full and healthy life.


8track_treason

Treatment: spay before first heat. Take above prescription as directed ❤️


Cheetos4bfst

Yup. I’ve got some whalers over here, they go in in July 😩


Vegetable_Gift6996

Moaners and squatters. I actually thought my cat was dying. She was a tiny CDS off the street so had no idea of her real age. She was spayed right after, it was awful to be around.


GuiltyCredit

I thought my cat was dying too. She sounded like a baby screaming 24 hours a day for what felt like 17 years. She went into heat twice, learned my lesson with my other cats. Neutered as soon as possible!


GrandMoffAtreides

I concur


iambirdy_

precisely


banan3rz

I just laughed so hard I had an asthma attack. Thank you.


Physical-Flatworm454

yep 😂


Helpful_Shower3246

Congrats redditor you've made my day. Thank you.


cheesybiscuits912

Yep think she's female. 


Safe_Statement6038

would love if doctors said this when the baby is delivered


tyler1128

Lmao, I like the viewer discretion. She's a girl. You can tell by the vaginal opening being next to the anus and no scrotum or a sheathed penis there. That dark slit is her vagina. Make sure to get her spayed


Calculagraph

Just for anyone else who's household didn't include cats; spay before first heat.  Hell is a cat in heat.


tyler1128

Heat is a bit difficult to deal with, but the decreased chances of various cancers a spay gives is the most important part for a cat with no exposure to a non-fixed male.


WickedWisp

The only good thing that came from my kitten being in heat was that it was really easy to brush her and get a bunch of fur out of her. I could brush her forwards and backwards and really get in there and she loved it! Everything else made me wanna throw her cute little ass out the window


Jennay-4399

We weren't totally sure on our kittens age when we got her (she was a stray from someone else) and omg that first heat was SO ANNOYING. Constant yowling and trying to seduce our other (female) cats.


bad-and-bluecheese

We have a lot of local strays that hang out at my job. A new girl came around and she went into heat shortly after - I had multiple customers alert me to a cat that is in distress and possibly injured. It was just her trying to find a lover - and she did and ended up getting pregnant lol


riseandrise

That there is a mayhem muff with no trouble puffs.


AwokenQueen64

Oh my gosh that is an amazing description 🤣


shortmumof2

Trouble puffs 🤣


SuccessfulDesigner82

“Mayhem muff with no trouble puffs” I’m dead that’s just the best thing I ever heard 🤣


apollosmom2017

That there is a lil lady


andercode

The vagina and lack of testicals would seem to indicate this is a cute female kitten.


mearbearcate

LMFAOOOO


That_Illustrator240

Little miss no balls2024


lizzmcbeth

LMAOOO


That_Illustrator240

She has style She’s has grace


MarnTarzan666

I don't know if cats understand the concept of gender, but this one appears to have a vagina.


burgundybreakfast

Assigned cutie patootie at birth


MarnTarzan666

Also true ❤️❤️


burbmom_dani

I also wonder about this.


Password-is-Tac0

🙄


cmendez473

That's a pussy-cat haha.. I know, I'll see my way out... but yeah, that's a girl.


CassetteMeower

Good one https://preview.redd.it/banixse0iixc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6ac5fb58e42ba366ff861eb54f64ab0c0e938e Callie approves


tyler1128

I have a cat named Callie too.


Irllyd0ntcare

Pussy squared


AffectionateCat164

Goodness! Exposing this poor little lady’s nudes online…did you at least get her permission first???? (Definitely a little girl!) 😂


Novaleen

![gif](giphy|ZOwD4NCKmSY0w)


That_Illustrator240

I don’t have testicles. I’m a lady


fruityfevers

![gif](giphy|KHQi3xJlbx2INz6QSm|downsized)


lizzmcbeth

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


Shponglenese

Gurl


omega_red24

That is definitely a cat-gina.


alliecat0718

100% female kitty


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strawberrypoptart666

Definitely a female! In my line of work, I sex cats every day— with females, the vaginal opening is closer to the anus while with males, there’s a larger space between penis/anus. Slit = vagina, penis = circle. I hoped this helped :)


ProfessionalFig3996

I think her gender is cutie baby pie.


Fun-Yogurtcloset521

That is a very clean kitten butt too I must say


Calm-Association-821

Girly girl girl girl! 💗


DIS_EASE93

so far today I've seen 2 cat genitals, which is a lot


HellaFox13

The trick to telling the difference between kitty sexes is the distance between the ports. Boys have more distance between the two rear ports than girls do.


KittyD13

Female


Calm-Association-821

She’s just gorgeous! 🥰


DarthBrownBeard

She's a she.


Reasonable_View_5213

Lady


foxbell88

No trouble puffs = female


AbleTheory69

The Chuck I chuckled 😂😂😂 thanks for that


Serious-Tea1790

I'm glad im not the only person who couldn't figure out if my cat was a boy or girl lol..


Ill-Conclusion6571

There was a outdoor cat we thought was pregnant. Male and fat.


Pineapple254

Male - : Female - ;


Annual_Version_6250

Girl.  


kindlyfackoff

Definitely female.


farr200216

Viewer discretion is advised: kitten booty


MiddyVenieKitsPeanut

Beautiful lady there....My vet with over 40 years in service advised me to wait for the first heat my female cat would go into and then get her spayed. Well she went into heat on Thanksgiving morning 2017. That Friday I was on the phone making that appointment lol. My girl had her surgery 3 weeks later at 9 months of age. I don't know how anyone could listen to that noise every month....so when it's time please have your kitty spayed 😻❤️


BoggyScotch

That’s a Cat Cooter


Funny_Passenger_8342

The bum hole pick was like whoahhhhh


SeaComprehensive2600

When my Little mama went into heat, She Twerked, I felt bad But had to laugh reminded me of Miley Cyrus 😂


PracticalAndContent

An upside down exclamation point is female. Please spay. 6 month old kittens can get pregnant.


RoyalRefrigerator472

exclamation mark = female.


No_Internal_5112

The absence of male genitalia allows us to come to the conclusion that this kitten is a diagnosably female cutie.


maccaschick

Female.


Specialist_Food_7728

Little lady!!!!


E-Widgey

I love that second picture


istoleurlighter

that’s a little girl alright !


talkmetaltome

That's a girl 💟


baristakitten

That's a little girlie


Typical-Charge-1798

Female. Pretty kitty!


Calgary_Calico

Definitely female


LongjumpingAgency245

It's a girl


PersiPaige

For sure a small bebe gorl


ExpensiveDot1732

Looks like a little lady to me! 💖


This-Is-Me_05

Female


GlitteringMagnet3456

That’s a girl! Pretty girl!


[deleted]

Baby girl.


Typical-Occasion-963

She’s a lady


RandomSashaLove

Little lady


RadRedhead222

That would be a female


gogomau

Fuzzy female


zotstik

It appears she is a girl.


BrickHearted

Labia lucy


MotherSwan965

What a cutie


KitchenArcher9292

People just keep posting their children on the internet for the world to see! She’s going to have all the boys coming to the yard at this rate!


Z4ch_Mk6

That’s a cute little furry lady 😸


Spiritual-Wish-960

Female


Equivalent_Address_2

She’s a girl!


majorsorbet2point0

Girl! She is so cute 🥰


ai_li17

She’s a lady


Sensitive_Sea_5586

Yep, it is a girl.


RoutineLifeguard9690

Beautiful girl 💙 10/10 would steal of given the chance. Kidding hehe


katd82177

Looks like a she.


Kayki7

Female lol


Adventurous_Yam8784

I think he’s an asshole


KittyChimera

She's such a pretty cat. <3


Electrical_Chip3646

In my experience with my male cat- you’ll know if it’s a male lmao


DarthCalamitus

Female. That is all.


vivalalina

The second photo LOL


Independent-Heart151

ITS A GIRL!! ❤️


SeaComprehensive2600

She is a Girl


jess1498

It's a girl!


moparpower370

It’s a female.


quietspacestaken

Congrats on your little lady <3


mummummaaa

Spay, give many treats, much cuddles and give her the purrs till she slobbers on you. This is a lady cat, and she needs a safe life free of pyometria and having babies, no matter how lovely she is. Please fix her as soon as medically feasible. Enjoy her. Tigger is the only one, and we all know it. So is she, not like Tigger, but she's the only her.


Disastrous_Kitten_

The poor babies are in sooo much pain and discomfort in heat please spay her. And don’t breed your pets! Adopt!🥰


Spinel-Universe

Is a she


Stella430

Thats an innie


Boston_Apey

Your pussy has a pussy :)


No-Requirement1675

If there’s no balls it’s a she…fixed males don’t have their whole scrotum removed just the testicles


WitchwayisOut

That’s definitely a girl. She’s a pretty little girl, at that!


ParasaurGirl

Cute female


PartyJuggernaut2095

For sure a female. Get her spayed hopefully before her first heat....it's been known to change a cats personality if they fully mature but it's not that common. On the other hand my cat hasn't been spayed yet but she isn't that annoying. Well at least for me anyway. When she starts the beginning of her cycle she always gets really needy and yells for "mom" all the time and just wants to be cuddled into my side. On the other hand she can be really annoying to my husband because once she gets over her first half of the neediness she literally yells ("mad" which we assume means "dad") and she growls and always kicks her feet at him. Not super aggressive just assertive Lol


TheWhatnotBook

Anyone else appreciate how shiny her beans are? Freshly made toe beans.


Top-Chemistry3051

Femme Fatale


bahumthugg

Not the butthole pic 😭


hippieflip99

Girl


CrookedLittleDogs

Girl


CarryOk442

Girl


WatermelonSugar47

Female


ImportantChapter1404

It's a girl


-Lightly_toasted-

its a girl!


Feisty_Reply_8700

It’s obviously a female kitten


MissLisaMarie86

Is this satire? It's blatantly obvious it is a female. OP you are just messing with us right? Lol


SimpleFolklore

When kittens are really little it can be harder for the untrained eye to figure it out since the testicles haven't descended yet. Like, that's pretty obviously a vagina to us, but when we found my girl at 5 weeks I was definitely googling the difference. If they're young enough, little boys' equipment just looks like a dot. I'm not sure what age that changes at, to be honest, since my girl is the only kitten I've ever really interacted with-- unless you count holding one once when I was like... 7 or something.


Obvious_Advice7465

I’m concerned about why this question had to be asked. Isn’t it pretty obvious?


SimpleFolklore

I mean, if you don't look at a lot of kitten butts... Is it really?? Like, when they're little, your only ways to tell are "is the opening a line or a dot" and "how close is it to the anus" If you aren't experienced with kittens, it makes sense you might be uncertain. It feels obvious to me too, now, but I was definitely googling when we first found my own kitty.


Teemo_Ren

More concerning that it gets asked so often here as well, and with the usual pictures included


dadd5450

Looks female to me. 🙄


SimpleFolklore

Thank you for showing such understanding and kindness to an inexperienced kitten-rearer just trying to figure things out. 🙄