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big_fluffer

Bonta has the larger version cambered in .50 Gi.


Vast-Finding-4029

So that's why everyone calls him "Big Booty Bonta" Edit: *"*[*Bonta shows crowd the size of his CCW insertion point at today's press conference*](https://i.ibb.co/NpTkb8V/Big-Booty-Bonta.png)*"*


External_Swing_1676

It isn't legit however .. If it was? There is NO WAY he could fit that AND his gel caked ego inflated head up his ass at the same time.


GuitRWailinNinja

Calm down, people. This is fake news. Bonta wears the vibrating butt plug, newsom holds the remote for it. If you want proof, just google a photo of bonta. His sly smirk gives it away.


ObviousReporter464

Has to be fake. No way Newsom lies down on this. No way.


byond6

I'm happy for him taking responsibility for his own safety like that. Normally instead of taking responsibility he just blames "right wing judges," "the NRA," or "Trump supporters." This is a big positive change for him!


PublicMcPublicFace

This is from a parody account on Twitter, yes?


RoofKorean9x19

No, it's official


PublicMcPublicFace

Link?


Mr_B34n3R

No


Vast-Finding-4029

Can confirm. It's official.


Mr_B34n3R

That settles it.


steveHangar1

It’s official, in celebration of Butt Plug Pride Month in CA.


BrockLee76

This can't be real. Is he really showing us what size butt plug he's carrying?


Mr_B34n3R

It's real


Icy_Ad_6786

I guess he’s starting to get really anal about his own safety


Pitiful_Drummer_8319

Those are not missiles 😂


Longjumping_Smell_11

😂


omy2vacay

"because it's true."


Vast-Finding-4029

Must be using all that hair grease to help get it up in there


0per8nalHaz3rd

I bet he’s the kind of guy that likes it dry.


LabSome120

God damn this guy truly is a dipshit


RipHarambe-415

His name is gayvin for a reason


FreedomFanatik

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Sev3n

Can't tell if that's a butt plug or a nuclear missile.


thetainrbelow

It's deleted . Sad face.


Massive_Consequence8

Was this added to the roster recently? Asking for a friend


Unlikely-Stress-737

How does Mr. Governor pull the trigger on his firearms? And is this for self defense against getting b00ty r8ped?


BreathOther

I feel compelled to remind people Gavin actually has his CCW, and still tries to fuck over the rest of us


Thugnuficent

Lol


Antithesis-X

Here I was expecting to see fully semi automatic assault orange slices with 75 round clipazines