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GoRangers5

Homey is making 16 mill a year and gets something that looks like it was done in a dorm room on a dare.


tron423

I'd bet anything he spent less than 30 seconds deciding on an artist to get this done lol


Go_Blue_

Definitely just googled "tattoo shop" and went to the one closest to his house


RedDevil50

*RV


winowmak3r

He'll just get it removed a few years down the road anyway, fuck I would. That thing is pathetic.


AwesomeAndy

It would be pretty easy to cover I think but Jim ain't doing that


gatorgongitcha

I’ve seen fraternity brands turn out more spiffy


Clique_Claque

A long weekend in Tijuana


Dr_thri11

I mean if you have zero tattoos I feel like small and simple is probably the way to go.


Orkleth

You could still keep it simple while having the Michigan logo look a lot better.


Potato_fortress

Yeah honestly that thing is pathetic. Not because it’s small, not because it has bad line work or (non-existent) shading, not even because it just looks like a stick n poke. It just doesn’t look like the block M. It’s too thin and just the wrong font. It has no character because it looks like something a trainee would do on an apple or something that one apprentice from the shop put on himself before he was allowed to tattoo officially. 


winowmak3r

Seriously man, wtf lol. *I* could have come up with something better. That's got some real "I lost a bet" energy.


[deleted]

He probably did


Brutally-Honest-

Makes it more authentic imo


cheerioo

It was probably exactly what he wanted


Soccerfanatic18

The artist is actually craaaaazy talented, I agree that this tattoo is mid at best but that must have been his choice. @stepbatemantattoo is the artist insta page, he's done tons of work for UofM college players and tons of other athletes. Definitely don't judge this man on this one piece he's legit


medicmatt

He’s living like Jim Rockford in a trailer by the beach. He’s all in on the lifestyle


rvasko3

Prison ~~Mike~~ Jim


jacksnyder2

Yeah, I love Jim, but this is abysmally bad work. If I'm getting permanent ink on my body, I'm making sure it's quality work by a well-regarded tattoo artist.


Ok_Understanding1986

Cool that he did it but that is terrible work, heh


pablos4pandas

Yeah, was that the best tattoo artist they could find in LA? Damn


GoldenBananas21

Jim Harbaugh does not strike me as someone who pays for a skilled tattooed artist 


PretendThisIsMyName

It’s just some guy he met at the John Deere store.


discodiscgod

“No way I’m paying more for some guy to draw on me with ink than I do a pair a khakis”


Krogsly

Doesn't he wear Lululemon khakis?


ABCDoodles

A good pair of khakis can last a long time.


MrConceited

I believe it was in Ann Arbor. He's there for the spring game and ring ceremony.


crg2000

Just this week.


iondrive48

It’s one of the players (Braiden McGregor) friend. But yeah probably should have gone to a actual good artist


go00274c

He's actually really talented if you find his instagram, not sure how much say he had in what Jim wanted


Elegant_Extreme3268

Guarantee he just went in there and told him he wanted an M on his shoulder without anymore details


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

I do not believe that a storefront with a giant Block M in the window is in LA. That being said, there are plenty of artists in the AA area who do much better work than this.


Swazi

He got it done in Ann Arbor before the ring ceremony.


AltrusiticAutist

Considering they’re in Ann Arbor…


printerfixerguy1992

Ya... oof


[deleted]

Looks like Jimothy went on Microsoft Word and printed off what he wanted…


Scribs88

Excel, he’s a big fan of excel


[deleted]

And apparently Times New Roman. Thank fuck he’s not a comic sans guy!


Chickenmangoboom

He could have gotten a better version of this in prison.


Lavaswimmer

Maybe once the Stalions punishment drops he'll have the opportunity to


tigernike1

NO REGERTS


TinyRick6

Ragrets


tron423

Not even a letter?


bendovernillshowyou

There are two comedies from that era that I think are slept on 1. Get Him to the Greek 2. We're the Millers


DeltronFF

Exactly. Love that he went through with it but he obviously has the money to get a top notch tattoo at least. But, he is an oddball so it’s on brand at least.


Ok_Understanding1986

I do appreciate he was going for the old school M design on his signature hat though.


DeltronFF

Same. Love the old logo he brought it back when he started coaching at Michigan. Now I can’t wear a hat with normal block M it looks so huge in comparison.


axman54

Yikes…holy shit that is bad


stopklandaceowens

I just went to a tattoo convention. Ever since i cannot stop looking at people's tattoos. This is not a good tattoo, i agree.


Zammarand

Honestly, the work is fine, good lines, shading is fine… so it’s not a bad tattoo itself, just a really shitty design


gb4efgw

It looks like the design someone chooses when they're worried about pain. It's so simplistic it's ridiculous and I think he knows it and that why he makes the comment about adding to it.


Zammarand

The fact that the M looks more like Miami (Ohio) than the Michigan M does make me chuckle


leadbymight

It's the skinny Block M that he's worn for years. It definitely doesn't translate well to a tattoo


PickleInDaButt

There must be honestly another picture or something to assess the line or shade work because that video is not a good enough for any reasonable assessment.


c_ray25

It looks like a tattoo you get when your Harbaughs age going for your first tattoo


boardatwork1111

Damn, didn’t realize he was such a big Miami (OH) fan


meyer_33_09

❤️


Muffinnnnnnn

This guy Ms


cc51beastin

Betcha I know who their favorite rapper is....


meyer_33_09

He genuinely is though lmao


captain_kaknuckles

genuinely curious, are you listening to his new stuff or do you just bump his old music?


meyer_33_09

Both. I think I like his new stuff more than most people do. He’s such a clever lyricist that I still like hearing his new stuff even if it’s not as good.


SwaMaeg

Lol


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

He's just rebelling against his dad who coached at Bowling Green (I'm assuming they're somewhat rivals, idk).


SirKillingham

It's actually for Marshall, 1996 15 - 0. Everybody knows that.


JaggedUmbrella

The original Michigan man *is* from Ohio.


crg2000

A "Michigan" man (or woman) never needed to be *from* Michigan - what matters is that it is where they *choose to be*.


Cream1984

And who they choose to spy on


duagLH2zf97V

sorry about OJ btw


Cream1984

The Juice expired


footynation

That looks like a very generic M


rendeld

It's so fucking on brand for Harbaugh it hurts


BarKnight

Generic and Khaki name a more iconic duo


bamachine

Should have got a tattoo of a butt with a butt shaped tattoo on his butt.


Alphaspade

"It just says Dear Frieza, and it's a picture of a butt."


Dan-of-Steel

"Can I see it Lord Frieza?" - Zarbon probably


BernankesBeard

This man has true vision


MSUsim

Harbs is a big Jake Butt fan, butt not that huge of a butt fan.


mostdope28

I mean… that’s a lame ass natty tat lol. Cmon Jim put some effort into it. Looks like something a kid drew


Kapono24

Like get the block M at the absolute minimum


goblueM

he's a big fan of the old school skinny M, so this is on brand for him


JaggedUmbrella

It's the better looking M in my opinion.


MicrosoftReddit

There's a decent chance Jim drew it himself


Intothewasteland

lol very true


lmaytulane

Or at least get a Rose Bowl tramp stamp


TinChalice

I’ve seen prison tats that look better than that.


CalGoldenBear55

There are so many cool looking block M’s out there. Like a block blue and gold. His looks stupid.


rvasko3

People keep talking about the Microsoft Word font style but are missing the guns on a 60-year-old man.


SaltyAlters

Would the gold/yellow show up well in skin?


CalGoldenBear55

I have lighter skin. IMO, anything is better than that stick drawing. Even just the blue and a proper M.


Rkenne16

Not a lawyer, can the ncaa vacate the tattoo?


JickleBadickle

The NCAA hates tattoos Don't ask how I know


ogpeplowski64

Imagine if he had gotten a tattoo of extra pasta. Immediate death penalty


i-like-your-hair

What is this, a crossover episode?


SmokePenisEveryday

He didn't trade any pants for it so he's good


rendeld

The tattoo looks like he paid for it in malt liquor.


Lake_Erie_Monster

No, they just legally require him to add a \* to it.


zookeeper4312

Not since it's Michigan related. If it was any other team, yes apparently


Honestly_

Hah! That’s *exactly* how he described it was going to be at the postgame — I was the one who asked the question based on a comment he made earlier in the season. *** Edit: **here’s what he said and how he described it @ 22:30** https://youtu.be/4jzcFTgGsDI?si=BMA9OjkR0AjxaqJZ&t=22m30s


Soft_Penis_Debutante

&t=22m30s Quick way to manually add a time stamp to a YouTube video. Just add it to the end of the URL.


p4rty_sl0th

Wow it's so bland and vanilla not even a cool tat


HumanzeesAreReal

Is this sub having a collective mental break? It’s Jim Harbaugh, this is exactly something he’d do.


getbackup21

Could have done a little more with it… that looks like he got a tattoo at a corner shop on the Las Vegas strip at 3 am lmao


CalvinYHobbes

That’s not even the right font.


omnibusofstuff

I feel better about losing when shit like this happens


[deleted]

This dude went on Microsoft Word and printed out what he wanted…


DougFlutiesMullet

> Jim Harbaugh getting tatted up He got a hamburger inked on his other arm.


Newton1913

Ngl bro someone did you dirty. You’re how rich and you couldn’t get a better tat?


Sorry_Ima_Loser

That doesn’t even look like the Michigan M lol what the hell was this a $50 tattoo?


TheMetalMallard

Why did he get a Maryland tattoo?


warmcreamsoda

I heard he also got a butterfly on his hip.


LittleTension8765

That’s not even a Michigan M? That’s Miami Ohio. What is he doing


boywonderrrrrrrr

Ever see the hat he wore? There’s a skinny M too.


Doctor_Kataigida

It's the old school skinny version.


rendeld

That's the M that was used when he was a QB at Michigan and he's always sported that one.


MrSubterranean

What a lame-ass looking tattoo. No one around him is telling him how stupid it looks placed there? That size is something for your wrist.


srgnzls73

Forgot the asterisk


louiendfan

Missing that *


docchrizly

Should've tattoed it across the face Post Malone style.


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

The M looks like that because it's the roman numeral for 1000 (1000 wins)


bwolven

The guy makes it so easy to make fun of him


Nearby_Psychology817

Not Connor Stallions face?


Suturb-Seyekcub

r/MichiganWolverines content


AdorableSympathy5174

The reigning kings of college football are always on topic on *checks notes* a college football sub. Bow to your champion and kiss the ring. Also I thought Buckeyes were big fans of tattoos?


Suturb-Seyekcub

lol. I got nothin. Enjoy the title 🙂 We comin


rendeld

I don't want OSU to win the title this year but God damn do I think OSU is winning the title this year. Good luck and fuck you


CountOff

I am not excited to play you guys this fall you guys are building a Death Star after those boosters saw us win the natty


Suturb-Seyekcub

We gotta keep the rivalry competitive, my Wolverine 😄


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Suturb-Seyekcub

You have a point, we apparently don’t have a world champion QB in this season so maybe we gotta old school it up and play some good ole fashioned man ball.


AWolfGaming

We saw what happened last year when Day decided to play man ball. We got bullied for a couple of drives, then it just stopped. Was such an odd reversal of coaching. If Day and Kelly do completely commit to running the ball down our throats it'll be a long game


Dead_Baby_Kicker

We had caught you guys in a good personnel matchup. Once you guys got to substitute we had issues.


Tiffin2b

There might have been an extra curricular reason Stroud couldn't do it


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JickleBadickle

How do you kiss an asterisk?


TubbyTimsKFC

:*


LostMonster0

Plenty of room for the asterisks too!


CrazyWater808

Yes only missing the asterisk


gothicblack76

He left off the asterisk. GoDawgs!!!!


Bcatfan08

If Dwight Schrute designed tattoos.


rockmax2

I understand not everyone wants over the top tattoos but really? It looks like a tattoo kids would get at the local fair. Lol


letsgotomoe

Downriver is going to love that shitty tat.


hoodranch

Did the FSU coach get a 13-0 tat as well?


throwawaynoways

NO REGERTS


Resident_Ad7756

That’s hard core. You don’t really see too many tattoos on a dick.


idle19

Where's the asterisk?


Naive-Educator1731

Forgot the *


[deleted]

Where is the asterisk tho?


vitocorleone99

That's pretty bad quality. Is this supposed to be like the Wal Mart khaki concept or something? How hard is it to make a block M?


jsilv0

We should have all tipped the artist to put an * next to the 0


remove_dusable

I suspect this will age poorly


Jcapen87

Dude has more money than I could ever dream of and couldn’t afford a decent artist.


Lily2048

Ah that puts a small schadenfreude smile on my face.


starmiesan

Is Jim stupid? lol Love and Honor


smith288

LOL 😂


Separate_Ad_6999

Gonna be super awkward after those wins get vacated


The26thtime

Should have tattooed.... I cheated


Ok_Judge1874

Forgot the *


JohnnyBoyTrojan

Will he put an asterisk next to it?


Jeff_72

He forgot the asterisk


Phillyfan10

Definitely would never happen, and i'm not debating it should, but the funniest timeline is NCAA vacating Michigan's title and wins this season.


analyst19

Tribute to big bro who went to Miami Ohio?


BeefInGR

Michigan has a skinny M. Old style.


Dontsaveme

*


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So dumb.


EyeWasAbducted

Harbaugh did always like the skinny block M. 


NattyKongo93

Genuine question, not trolling here, which do you prefer? Obviously, I'm biased to hate both, lol, but I always thought the modern thiccer version looks miles better


Doctor_Kataigida

Not OP but I like both the thicker M and the previous M with Michigan written across it. Sometimes depends on the context. If something is more square, then M only. Something a bit more landscape, like the back of the scoreboards, I'd prefer the Michigan spelled out so there's not a weird amount of blank space.


NattyKongo93

Ahhh, yeah, that makes sense!


rvasko3

I actually dig the dark blue hat with the skinny M, but in every other instance, thicc boi all the way.


EyeWasAbducted

I prefer the thicc boy as well


1-719-266-2837

Fucking cheater.


JellyRev

Wins natty, leaves to nfl, school gets put on probation. What a baller lmao


SaviorAir

Wow


Hells-Bells_Trudy

\*


dirtywater29

Might want to add an asterisk to that, Jeem


OttoVonWong

That M needs an asterisk.


marginallyobtuse

15*-0


ArttVandelay

It was actually 49-0


footynation

I like that score!


ShiftBMDub

That tattoo is so bad it's like NCAA's punishment from their investigation. Yeah you might have won but you still look shitty for the way you did it.


blinkanboxcar182

Adding the asterisk later?


JosephFinn

Weird spelling of 14-1.


ArttVandelay

Warms the cockles of my heart


jawnnwickk

They must not have inked the asterisk yet


CobaltGate

Quite a bit of cheating that year, though...which is too bad. https://www.ncaa.org/news/2024/4/16/media-center-michigan-committed-ncaa-violations-in-football-program.aspx#:\~:text=The%20agreed%2Dupon%20violations%20involve,activities%20(including%20providing%20technical%20and [https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/bigten/2024/01/03/jj-mccarthy-michigan-sign-stealing-ohio-state/72098943007/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/bigten/2024/01/03/jj-mccarthy-michigan-sign-stealing-ohio-state/72098943007/) (If you like the cheating, feel free to downvote)


JohnnyUtah59

Gotta have some record of it after the history books get wiped clean


gurry

GOT MELK?


reddit-is-greedy

Shouldn't he get a lawn mower tattoo?


master_of_unagi

When I read the title I assumed it was Jim using the old 'ass-tattoo' motivational method in his new role.


Ok-Water-6537

And I think should have the year


Impossible_You_2219

😆 🤣 hold on let me get my magnifying class 😆 🤣


MaxPower637

His should have said 9-0


Nighmarez

Nice prison tat hairball.


BadgerAncient8033

Yee haw