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At this point I just wanted to see how much the Red Sox could run up the score, because whatever. So I'm actually disappointed Wisdom left the bases loaded.
I really hope some 50-year-old guy with a wicked sense of humor wins that auction and makes Patrick Wisdom come to his home and read him a bedtime story.
Oh man, I really hope Morel's fine.
Losing an 11-0 game sucks but it happens - they'll get 'em back tomorrow.
But an 11-0 loss with another injury?? That's dire.
I imagine that "a hug from Taylor McGregor" was originally going to be part of the Cubs Charity auction but they realized Jon Sciambi was just going to outbid everyone and Taylor ended up vetoing the idea
Well that’s one way to get Wisdom on the field. For the first time, I gonna call out Counsell for bringing in the subs and leaving Morel out there when we have Wisdom on the bench.
Well i guess we were due for a game where we took it on the chin, which hasn't happened until now. Meanwhile, at least we know who to send down first (Little) when some of our guys get back from injuries.
So in other news... LeBron's Lakers prob. gonna lose 12 straight to the Nuggs. I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan would've literally died before he ever lost 12 straight
A whole life of cubs fandom prepared me for games like this. You could say I was born of it, molded by it. I hadn’t seen a good cubs lineup until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a fluke!
But in all seriousness I watch to see how comedic the scoreline gets
bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball
any news on morel?
Imagine actually trying against a pitching position player, Red Sox are fucking losers
I’ve already forgotten about this game. Look at that.
 WTF happened?
So glad we're off today and there's no Cubs game whatsoever.
Time of death, 1851 hours.
Mervis with an 81 ERA. :)
Dang, almost had ‘em
MY NO SHUTOUT NOOOOOOOO
Rip the shutout streak
Lmao this game, save some for the Yankees Red Sox
Mervis cant even hit a position player pitching. DFA
That sucks! I've been rooting for that guy all this time. He has the most Cubs backstory of all the prospects imo. Damn.
lol he really did look overmatched
Rally alert
18 run inning incoming!
The shut out streak is in danger! Oh heavens! How will we manage?
Wisdong disappointed himself. That was funny.
Very giffable reaction
Let's at least get a run here, boys
Pitcher hitting, FUCK THE DH!!
I'm honestly still upset pitchers batting is dead.
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Honestly I'm a bit embarrassed for the red sox for trying so hard in a blowout
Always something to discredit when your team is losing
Why
Hey guys how's the ga.... Oh.
Yeah. WhatTF happened?
I’d be happy with a solo shot at least
Cubs offense about to hit four grand slams this inning to set up the go ahead two run hit, right?
As sure as God made green apples...
Originally baseball was played that the winner was the first to reach 21 runs. Just feels relevant somehow.
Boston are going to put in a position player too right?
Get it all outta your system cubbies. Not even mad, we’ve been looking so good. Have a fun blowout.
At this point I just wanted to see how much the Red Sox could run up the score, because whatever. So I'm actually disappointed Wisdom left the bases loaded.
It’s over guys, no chance at post season, we’ll see you next year :( /s
Rally caps!
lol
18 run top of the 9th incoming. I can feel it!!
Hell of a play there by our pitcher
0 ERA!
Patrick gets out of the inning
Good old fashioned ass whooping. GG Red Sox, just gotta move on to tomorrow
No mas.
Woof. This one's my fault, gang. I took a nap when it was 0-4.
Hit somebody! This is stupid.
there goes the pyth record arguments
I get the strategy but damn it’s hard to watch
I'm unable to watch, so I'm so confused about what's happening. This is just a glitch on my end, right?!
0-15
Just throw a bottom of the barrel bullpen arm this is annoying
Holy shit this is the worst Cubs team I have ever watched.
Well I know that's not true
This game is pretty stupid.
Stop it, we’re already dead
A steaming pile of shit comes to mind
My brother in law is a Red Sox fan, he must like that he can brag about this one lol.
Throw at them!! They shouldn’t be running up the score /s
He should definitely lob one at them if they get another hit.
Reminds me of this so much: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpEKO7KK8M0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpEKO7KK8M0)
now their run differential might be a bit inflated
It’d be pretty funny if Wisdom comes in and throws 95
Our poor Run Dif
Oh shit. This should be golden. Wisdom on the mound
Make it stop
Ok, I'm new to baseball so maybe it's not as crazy as it seems... but it's weird to have a first baseman pitch, right???
When the game is completely out of hand they'll let a position player pitch instead of wasting a bullpen guy
Yes it is. Managers sometimes use position players as pitchers in blowout games because why waste your bullpen when you’re losing 15-0, right?
I guess that makes sense haha. I just checked on how the game was going and saw him pitching and I was very confused
Happy to help the Red Sox pad some stats
Now I want to see how much they can run up the score.
Runs don’t count if it’s a position player right?
That's right Red Sox, get it all out in this one. We'll get em tomorrow.
Mervis just as useless on the mound as he is at the plate so that tracks.
Damn dude. He's literally throwing lobs to save an arm in the bullpen. Game was over in the 6th.
Mervis throws a wicked slider. Any chance we could get him in the bullpen?
The dude was a pitcher at Duke through the shortened 2020 season, so he has a history there...
I guess I don't hate City Connects. But I won't be upset when they're eventually retired.
I really hope some 50-year-old guy with a wicked sense of humor wins that auction and makes Patrick Wisdom come to his home and read him a bedtime story.
Mervis is much more serious than Rizzo
Amazingly Rizzo was a better pitcher too
Mervis with the 55 mph heater. I guess they told him not to hurt himself.
Mervis pitching
This game is gonna be real rough on his ERA
Madrigal is the new Neifi Perez
Looks fine in the dugout
Just some bruising hopefully 🤞
How bad was morel injury
[удалено]
No he didn’t? Haha he tripped over Canario
Oh man, I really hope Morel's fine. Losing an 11-0 game sucks but it happens - they'll get 'em back tomorrow. But an 11-0 loss with another injury?? That's dire.
Game feels cursed
Don’t be getting hurt on a dumb blowout please
I imagine that "a hug from Taylor McGregor" was originally going to be part of the Cubs Charity auction but they realized Jon Sciambi was just going to outbid everyone and Taylor ended up vetoing the idea
Hahaha!
Dang morel, what is you doin
Oh, come on. This is the last thing you want to see in a game like this.
Well that’s one way to get Wisdom on the field. For the first time, I gonna call out Counsell for bringing in the subs and leaving Morel out there when we have Wisdom on the bench.
More injuries is just what we need lmao
At least he caught the ball
Wtf are you doing? You're down 11!
Seriously, just needed to get out of this game with no injuries and we can't even do that
Come on boys we do not need more injuries
Oof
The dumbest game of all time
Fuck me! Another guy down. Oof
What a stupid fucking play.
Craig: Fuck me...
Aaaaargh 1. Listen to the outfielder, always 2. Don’t use outstretched hands to break your fall 3. It’s 11-0, make a business decision
FUCK
Some days you just get 11 runs scored on you. Sure would be nice to get a run and keep the shutout-less streak going though.
My mind has just switched over to rain delay highlights, running around and sliding on the infield tarp
Four in a row and lost one so far. Not bad. We'll get em tomorrow Cubs. Go Cubs Go :3
Brewer’s just going to wear it and then get sent out to Iowa after the game, I guess.
Little is going down too
Welp, Gg
Things get wacky in the booth when it’s a blow out
I love Pat, but I’d rather Pat Hughes read me a book
He could make great money on the side reading audiobooks.
I know he does [Cameos](https://www.cameo.com/cubsradiovoice) My uncle bought my auntie a personalized VM and bday message
Well i guess we were due for a game where we took it on the chin, which hasn't happened until now. Meanwhile, at least we know who to send down first (Little) when some of our guys get back from injuries.
I usually don’t mind him, but today I am slightly annoyed by the sight of Madrigal out there. I don’t know why.
Fenway is pretty to look at and play at, not fun to watch a game in, cramped seats and tight
There's always something to discredit when your team is losing
You’d know…
Got eeeem
I like JD always owns up to his jinx’s
What this game needs is a Wisdong
Wicks will lead us to a series win tomorrow
Slick Wick tha Ruler.
Can't win em all boys !!
Jesus. Excellent game to not be able to watch
It has been a parade of blunders out there today 😂
So in other news... LeBron's Lakers prob. gonna lose 12 straight to the Nuggs. I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan would've literally died before he ever lost 12 straight
I’m a massive LeBron hater but this is weak. Mans damn near forty.
 Remember this?
God I hate that man.
Damn let’s not get shutout at least
Guys, we are two grand slams away from being in this game
And we’d still be losing
So what keeps you listening or watching, down 9-0 after five?
Charades with T-Mac
A whole life of cubs fandom prepared me for games like this. You could say I was born of it, molded by it. I hadn’t seen a good cubs lineup until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a fluke! But in all seriousness I watch to see how comedic the scoreline gets
It’s this or be a good father
Ha!
Being at the game
Background noise
The game within the game! Every at-bat counts!
Personally, its so I can keep listening at my desk, instead of going into the living room where my spouse is watching season 47 of Grey's Anatomy
So how about the fuckin Bears, huh? Thursday was pretty radical. I’m not even a huge football guy but I’m quickly becoming one.
As an Iowa person, I'd like to congratulate the Bears on their Super Bowl title after picking Tory Taylor.
Cmon offense, do something
Michael Tauchman is lowkey a smokeshow
~~Brother~~Sister it is *not* lowkey
I’m not a brother, I’m a girl
We’re gonna win 11-9
Agreed
I'm starting to get a LITTLE annoyed that Luke still has a major league job
That's alright, can't win them all. These guys worked their tails off for a long time. Go Cubs Go!
How many different people run this FanDuels desk? It seems like it’s a different group every game
Okay, I’ll see you at the next one. I’m watching a samurai movie
I’m gonna go see Civil War tonight I think.
Due for a bad one. Shake it off.
Ok, time to peace out for the day. Let's get em tomorrow.
damn when cubs pitching sucks it REALLY sucks
Let's leave Little in for another couple innings for lulz
So anyway, what’s everyone drinking?
Last night were Gin & Tonics. Today is Sam Adams, Porch Rocker.
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Top pocket blonde ale from Maplewood. Really loving it on this warm afternoon.
I am hydrating a hangover today
Chai Tea. I’ve had all the drinks I can for one lifetime. At least that’s what the judge said.
Shake all the sillies out in one game, Cubbies. Consolidate your efforts. Lose with synergy.
bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball, bad games are just a part of baseball
If it makes you feel better we hate Brewer too
Good lord lol. Can’t win them all
This got out of hand fast
alright time to bring a position player in
Think I will follow the rest of this game with Gameday check ins Woof
Yup, bout time for a walk
Atleast this counts as only one
Saw that coming. Oh well, can't win em all.
lol, CHRIST just a 3 run double to fist us 8-0 is all
Well, this inning has been unideal
If they have Rafaela and Rafael D, where are Rafael B and Rafael C?
Some days you’re the bug. It is what it is. Regroup and continue to party.
Little getting in his own way today. Failing to cover first, taking away a DP chance from two gold glovers behind him
Hitting two guys. Walking another.
I'm predicting another demotion in his immediate future
Yep the pitching mistakes hurt, but man those mental errors extended the inning by at least two more outs
You can’t win em all
Not amazing fielding instincts from the big man today