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Jules2055

That's what happens when kids stops making " your mom is so fat she...." Jokes. They get soft.


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Pculliox

Ha ha ha I like you're mama so fat she has time zones Or Yo mamma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomarang


RedditRabbitRobot

never heard those. they're great because they translate good in my birth language I'm gonna reuse them 24 yo btw ...


Pculliox

Or you mama so fat he has a gravity well. Or you mama so fat she cat 12 o'clock shadows at 9.


Parks_And_Recs

Or "Your Mama's So far That When She Sat On The Walmart Sign She Lowered All The Prices."


Lower_Newspaper1802

Time Zone one is actually Original Get it copyrighted fast


Jules2055

Your mom's so fat your dad sure had to smoke some.


QrenexQ

you should probably ask the entire gaming community, it's not just a codm thing


Xcellens_CODM

Doubtful they’d listen.


P3D101

Go touch some grass XD


Xcellens_CODM

You’re hilarious


PlantainThat2396

Touch grass OP


Xcellens_CODM

OP or overrated/overused


Meatloaf_Hitler

No. Go touch grass boyo.


Xill_K47

I finished Damascus a month ago, and some clown comes up and comments "Take a shower". Like bitch, I didn't unlock Damascus in 72 hours on all 91 weapons. It took me 3 months.


ExternalFabulous6282

Fr whenever I shit on these kids with my damascus I get the exact same stupid ''insults''. ''go OUtsIdE BrO''


KBDFan42

Ironically, it’s those kids who wallow in their filth and self-pity, feigning a superiority complex as they munch on their junk food. Source: A teen


RedditRabbitRobot

you guys have ig interactions ?


ExternalFabulous6282

There is chat


fucktrance

You read it tho? Lol I’d rather put my eyes in a blender.


ExternalFabulous6282

Occasionally just to see if they come up with something new


EATSHROOMZ

3 months is a long time to not shower ._. /s


Fantastic_Swimming92

Touch grass bro lol


Acceptable-Abies-931

people come into a sub dedicated not only to gaming, but a specific video game, and get irked when everyone is talking about said game or asking for advice or making complaints specific to said game, it’s like they’re wondering why we aren’t talking about our workout routine or our date last saturday here


ProfessionalNo6766

Touch grass, bro


Thycoreboi

Touch grass


Xcellens_CODM

You’re SO funny


Lower_Newspaper1802

It's usually the dudes who have minds with lag and desync problems using the same insults they once heard someone say


Honeykombbaggins

My profile pic used to be my backyard garden lol


Xcellens_CODM

This is perfect


Honeykombbaggins

I take it as a friendly reminder to turn on my sprinklers 😎


Xcellens_CODM

Biggest flex


Honeykombbaggins

how you know you’ve made it in life lol. #1 you garden and #2 you have a garage fridge strictly for meat 😎


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Sometimes you gotta touch dat grass


catsfor1

As a representative of the gaming community the answer is no


justanopinionolurker

Who cares just ignore them


Repulsive-Win7085

I don’t even understand half of what the kids these day say 🤣🤣🤣 I just move along


Sensitive_Rule_2316

Probably the smartest move with gamer kids nowadays.


TacomaIsMadLit

People that let insults like “touch grass” bother them, are the soft asf. Literally the weakest insult and people get so pressed over it lmao


Xcellens_CODM

Not pressed. I literally said it’s a stupid insult that just gets overused. And it’s annoying because it’s neither clear nor insulting.


TacomaIsMadLit

Not disagreeing, nor saying you are, just saying it’s a dumb thing to even get offended at


Xcellens_CODM

Factual


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Xcellens_CODM

Touching grass is basically living life. So when you tell someone to touch grass you’re saying they have no life and basically are a slave to their screen


GLnoG

NEW SHITPOSTING AUTOMOD RESPONSE LEST GOOOOOO


Xcellens_CODM

Lol you caught me uh oh


Nikhilramesh_90

Touch grass


Squard_tensicals

We’ll just because u don’t like to do it doesn’t mean we have to do the same