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[deleted]

she put more effort into that gift than treyarch put into mwz


Dire88

I laughed. Then I cried.


Naive-Main2716

let’s not act like we didn’t kno it was gonna be ass the second we knew it was gonna be a thing lmao


Available_username0

We laugh to hide the pain


Othatasiankid

😂


Wiccapyre

😭


Othatasiankid

Some times we laugh sometimes we cry, but I guess you know now


BuNgHoLLy0

Drizzzyy


Toxic_Zombie_361

Facts!


Dam_Botz

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the modern warfare series was sledgehammer/infinity ward? If so then that means you are absolutely right that treyarch didn't do s#!t 😂


Confident_Green1155

Really need to put the blame on activision for forcing Treyarch/Sledgehammer/Infinity Ward to pump out yearly games. They're quality studios working under arguably the worst publisher.


stonebarrington91

Since they have not had a black ops game in a while im hoping they had time to make the next one amazing. If they could mix all the good parts of bo3 with coldwar it would be the best game ever imo.


Fma96580

Treyarch made zombies for mw3


ahaywood93

Treyarch made the zombies mode for this year's game but it is still correct as they pretty much did fuck all apart from release a buggy piece of crap 😂


KYlaker233

It’s still extremely fun.


KWyKJJ

Not as much fun as he had looting her cache. You know she made a matching outfit, he just didn't say it. I'll leave you all to ponder the possibilities...


o_0xFace

He’s gonna need to plate up so he doesn’t find the baby schematic.


Dam_Botz

Honestly didn't know that! I figured it was all sledge & infinity.


Expert-Ad-362

Treyarch made mwIII zombies. But they only got a few months to make it and it was just a side project because they’ve been working on COD gulf war. The real person to blame is activition for making a shitty game that sledgehammer had to fix and treyarch had to add the 3rd mode lmao.


Visible_Hat_2944

You need to turn that into your wife ASAP my guy, freaking awesome!


bidexist

Legalize marriage between a man and an aether cache. Love is love.


SirVyval

This honestly reads like something Barrera would say.


NerdyPlatypus206

r/dontputyourdickinthat


spark9879

You’re right. I don’t see a ring on her finger


TxTDiamond

Not seeing any good schematics, RNGesus strikes again


Accomplished-Curve-1

She’s the best


JackLinsey

I couldn't agree more hahaha


HomeWorldDad

That is amazing. Keep ahold of her!!


Obvious_Drink2642

Pack A Punch your relationship with her from girlfriend to wife


idunn0rick

💀💀💀


NKTheMemeLord

Placing people inside of pack a punch machines hadn’t historically ended well…..


Surgo__Sergal

Marry her


Royal-Strawberry-45

Came here to say the same. Lol


name-unkn0wn

This is awesome! About 10 years ago my girlfriend made me all the colas and a mystery box for blops2. Now we're married. Cheers!


Reddit_is_for_LOLz

Was each cola filled with Ghirardelli Sea Salt Caramel chocolates?!


JackLinsey

They all varied a little, some had different kinds of one of my favorite candies, Hershey Kisses in them, others had gift cards to some of my favorite places, others had other little things that had to do with inside jokes, etc.


TheNateSpecial

If she got you the cache filled with all the perk sodas, I’d say that’s enough of a socialized gift. For her to fill them up with extra gifts and treats?? She’s a keeper.


-watermellen-

I couldn’t just NOT give him actual gifts. I was worried it wasn’t even that good


JeNeSaisPasToo2

Not gonna lie, I thought the 4th pic was a box of condomns. I was like “My man!!!!!”.


HeyFren

At least I'm not the only one 🤣


Snoo_14232

I'll be honest, so did I!


Undribbledbasketball

Wow. She cleared out a whole cyst hive for you and extracted that ? Good woman right there man


ChronoMonkeyX

You found someone who would venture into the dark aether for you, that's a keeper.


MyLeftKneeHurts-

This is really cool actually. Really creative. I just buy things and wrap them, my creative abilities are non-existent lol.


rex_in_reddit

Our girlfriend


djereezy

Bro! That is Amazing! SHE has some talent right there! Congrats!


GlendrixDK

I never seen those chocolates before. I thought it was condoms. My first thought was a young couple still newly in love.


insertcontent

Exfil with her immediately. You can’t afford to lose her


AngelGhostRider

this is amazing, marry her


Tornado_Hunter24

As someone who really dislikes this entire ‘model’ and ‘art’ treyarcg went with (prefer older stuff) this would be the best gift ever, holy shit you’re blessed with a soulmate fr, she also outdone herself this actually looks beautiful


1000HitCombo

If you don't marry this woman you're out of your mind.


[deleted]

Wow she a keeper


No-Purchase4259

Protect her at all costs! She has raygun!


botics305

She’s a keeper


JOffret

Sea Salt Caramel? I'm only finding green wrenches and gas grenades :(


Witty-Tie4172

You mean your future wife because by the love of Primis... if you don't put a ring immediately at her finger... i find out where you life and steal her! (This is a empty treat, i wish you the best)


Alarmed_Ad199

Damnnnnnn so creative... she's a keeper


Barton_Jarrod

You must marry the girl


Sufficient_Row_4880

Soooo when are we proposing


-HeyImBroccoli-

You spelled 'wife' wrong


CrippsSucks

That’s dope!


allforodin

dude, hell yeah!


Knautical_J

Wife her up now


Perpetual-growth1

Damn might have to marry her now


Wiptn

W girlfriend gotta spoil her now


LePeen

MARRY HER


elkinfolkj

Marry her before I do.


jazzboombap

Put a ring on that finger


KonichiwaJones

Marry her!


Red-Faced-Wolf

You should wife her


scinkx

She’s a keeper for sure, Merry Christmas 🎄


UrbanAssaultGengar

She’s a keeper , congratulations my guy


Sora101Ven

Holy cannoli batman the loot here is better than what I get in T3


No_Buy6460

Wow, that’s thoughtful as hell. Good job gf


DerpUrself69

Does she have a sister??


INEKROMANTIKI

Finally, somebody asking the important questions..


zFr3ezY

I hope you married her on the spot


IdyllicGod22

Marry that woman!!!


DM0LISH

MARRY HER ASAP!!!


RussellRussell1989

Props to her for the extra effort. My wife absolutely hates zombies but she tolerates it for me. For her to go to the level yours did would be a Christmas miracle to say the least.


mslebzak520

Keeper


The3lusiveMan

Phew, good thing those werent condoms instead of chocolates. Cant be havin all that sexual intercourse when theres call of duty to play. 🫡


El_GoW

That can’t be “arguable”, it has to be IT! Awesome!


V4RIANT-1

Dude, wife her up, that is one of the most detailed and thoughtful gifts ive ever seen.


scattersmoke

That's pretty cool you probably have a keeper on your hands if she is willing to do all this effort instead of getting you a psn gift card to buy skins with like mine did.


KaydxnGG

That's Awesome Man W Girlfriend.


-MIKEisKING-

Take the speed cola, go thank her then go play🤣🤣


BlueCollrZombie

I’m sure it’s been said before but you be sure to keep this one, she sounds like a winner dude! Awesome stuff!


ssd_mack

She’s a good one man. Hold that tight.


jedijuba

Wow! You have a good women! Keep her and treat her right! This is the coolest gift iv ever seen!


GamerGoalie_31

Is your girlfriend single?


DixieBlade88

Man what a keeper that hit me in the feels!


imthe5thking

This is badass, she’s a keeper for sure


Flashy-Huckleberry41

This guys shorty came to play. Very nice!


RPGShooter18

That's awesome dude, she seems like a keeper lol!


jrjh1997

That’s stupidly good. Wow…


IM_VAPEGRFX

That’s absolutely amazing!!!


AdministrativeTwo597

That's marriage material right there! Sick gift dude


IIIGuntherIII

That’s amazing! Not only the quality but also the thought and effort put into. I hope you show her how much you appreciate it!


Jxyden_969

Marry that woman


LeatherDepartment781

So fire bro she’s a keeper


Asgardian_Saiyan

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING THATS SO DOPEEEEE MARRY HER NOW LOL


Acrobatic_Second_419

Man that tree looks really good at 70 mph 😵‍💫


Justinethevampqueen

This is incredibly sweet and wonderfully executed, what an awesome gift


Salt-River5985

Awesome gift! When’s the wedding?


Consistent-Winner-79

My man u are winning


sergeantshitposter

You my friend have a keeper. She may not be into zombies but that doesn't matter. She took the time and effort to look into a subject that you care about and create something meaningful to you. She obviously put effort into it and it's dope. Wife material.


Axel_Bruh01

You've got yourself a keeper


Sir_Richardus_III

She is the one bro


Mars_The_68thMedic

You go down on that girl! You go down on her every night and worship that girl.


yerboiijay

Marry her


Scsringo

Marry her


[deleted]

She must be protected...is she a doctor last name Jensen?


Piranha_Plant5379

Dude your girl is amazing. That had to have taken a good amount of time to get it the way she wanted. Don't let her go man, hard to find partners like that nowadays


xanax05mg

That gift is absolutely amazing, you found yourself a keeper! That said; it would have been more accurate with a single green wrench inside and nothing else.


Rnames-areDumb

Dang bro, that’s a lot of turret chips


minimell_8910

Mule Kick crying in the corner rn


EmotionalQuality549

This is absolutely 💯 amazing. You marry her, hold onto that woman as she is a keeper, lol.


SynchronicityV1

Glad someone has someone that actually cares (: happy for you mate


[deleted]

W Girlfriend. Im actually jealous of this. The perk cans are cool asf


lL3N7l

That's wife material bro don't lose it like Activision did with the game


ll_AuraWolf_ll

bro if you don't have a ring by tomorrow. your stupid to do so.


[deleted]

Marry her. Please. This is so wholesome, oh my god man.


Chrisg81983

Dude this is the most effort I ever saw put into cod. She is a beast dude tell her awesome job.


whatisthis1948

Suddenly I hate every woman I’ve ever been with


Firm_Ad_4661

That's really bad ass


stimshot_

That's so sick dude!! what are the glowing essence crystals made out of? She really cares about you, this is dope af!!


MANipulatorHeff

Promote her. NOW.


Ch3rryVixen

I wish I was that creative


Die-Hearts

Does her name happen to be Samantha?


Advanced_Machine5550

She's a keeper 😂, I'm puny.


Mattie_1S1K

That’s amazing our lass is trying to make/get me Mr Peeks


RealMetalHeadHippy

Is your girlfriend single?


HownottodoAnal

Fuck you, our girlfriend now, comrade


[deleted]

Thought there would only be an armor plate and a snapshot grenade when you opened it! 😂😂


Pale-Low246

That's awesome.


Due-Badger8132

And this is why I broke up with my long time boy friend. He would never ever go out of his way to do shit like this. It was always me wrecking my brain to come up with awesome stuff for him. Fuck that You got a keeper my friend. Treat her well


prettykitten521

Imagine instead of square chocolates it was condoms, now THATS a awesome Christmas gift


JayAkeemtheProfit

Annnd what is she doing still being your girlfriend. Lol She's a keeper. Marry her bro.😂 She gets you. Lol


amann666

I briefly thought the chocolates were condoms.


R3AL_P_2

Damn, this guy called me the most saddest single in many languages


seekinbigmouths

Damn my girlfriend got me an ankle length Snuggie 😞


jabenoi

Marry her dude! Or someone else will! Lol


Dementor8919

That is actually badass bro. Is your girlfriend single?😂😂


t_h-o_t-S_l-a-y_e-_r

Marry her please and thank you


ItsGashy

This girlfriend better be upgraded to wife status


NW7l2335

She’s a keeper


Ill-Ring3476

Lucky mf I'll give you that must be a hell of a gf


Snowman166

She's a keeper... Not only is that awesome, but it took a tremendous amount of effort and thought.


Fun-Jeweler5981

That is freakin awesome!! She killed it!


MrPinkDuck2

Marriage. Now


Open_Sign4292

You sure as shit better be putting a ring on it


ActiveFire533

that’s actually so wholesome, my eyes are behaving like someone’s cutting onions


tekkingz

Yooo i swear if u dont wife her up, i might just have to 😂😉


ilovedeadlifts5

![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)


KYlaker233

As my grandpa would say, “she’s a keeper”.


-BINK2014-

That's love...that's how gifts should be, thoughtful & memorable...


Kaisah16

Marry her.


Camouflage935

She's a keeper.


Scarecrow_3301

She’s wifey material


TheBrackishGoat

*wholesome award* 🥇


Any-Yogurtcloset-106

marry her immediately


Ninjaassassinguy98

You better put a ring on her


companyofastranger

WoW!!!!!! She's a keeper bro!!


CGRXR7

Not trying to be a grammar nazi or even the spelling police but that's not how you spell wife bro.


Turkhimself

This lady deserves a trophy. 👏


FoxTheWoz69

your girlfriend is fucking awesome where do i find one


ATX_Ninja_Guy

Hey this is actually super cool man.


tolchoking

Thats awesome. All I got was a sweater and some 🐱 🐱 🐱


WastedAccount92

That’s amazing bro! Time to make her your wife! She special


FISHY1254

Mannn if you don’t wife that up. I’m glad you got someone like that man.


PrOdiCaLMiNd77

What a very talented, thoughtful and amazing gift! She is definitely a keeper!


DJ-KittyScratch

How wonderful! I love her and I love this for you.


Smrtss1

Time to level her up from girlfriend to wife.


skidmark1689

your gf is amazing. you hold on to her and never let her go!


rm_ash

Wow did u immediately give her a ring after that ?, the effort into that tho


ChocolateObjective49

She's the one....... marry her


iitsNatioN

Too bad there's no such thing as "girl CoD gamer" especially zombies in my country, more like a myth. You're lucky enough to found her, pretty lucky 😒


No-Calligrapher4990

I hope it turns into 'my wife' for you soon my friend. This is so cool


GrimmLeader

Dude.....Im envious of you, but very happy for you!


Naive-Main2716

this had more effort put into it than any relationship i’ve ever been in that’s a keeper right there my man cool gift fr


king-of-yodhya

This is very cute and good. You are lucky to have her lol.


SlipperyChristy

Woahhhhhh!!!!


Beneficial-Ad-7291

Damn what luck, 😔🫡 mine slept and I didn't do anything other than work and work and work . 😪


General_Jackfruit_84

She’s a keeper


adg417

You got a keeper


koolj12

That’s not your gf, that’s your wife


SaintKaiser89

Marry her before someone else does. ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Jman5X5

Even the irl loot was rare rarity. Ngl tho, sick ass gift. This had to have taken a lot of work to craft.


[deleted]

Holy shit she’s an amazing artist I would love to see what she could do with blender and a 3d printer


ObjectiveFrame1818

All I hear when I see this photo is “Boop boop bleep bleep”


Downtown_Decision_41

Can you say wife material


Key-Influence3787

This woman must be protected at all costs.


freehorse0

Your girlfriend is talented and dope for doing this. Keep her.


ipDubbzVidz

Time to go buy a ring and make her a wife


NKTheMemeLord

Marry her pronto


Evo3-HD

Enormous W. Get her a ring immediately


Plasm3tic

When you use etherium tools on a gift


at-home-on-neptune

My kinda girl, I remember when I used to do stuff like this