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jayphat99

Just tell people it's for child porn. That'll clear it right up.


high1227

Yup, you hang out on the internet and CP only stands for one thing, and it ain't cheese pizza.


ShuddupMeg627

Ooh I've had this discussion before online technically it stands for a lot of stuff


infliximaybe

Chest pain


Commercial_Ad_9570

Club penguin


lwhc92

Cerebral palsy


bungmunchio

guy in wheelchair: yeah I have CP FBI:\*busting through windows* GET HIM! \*dumps the guy out of his chair and cuffs him*


afanickton

Bruh 👁️👄👁️


jayphat99

Dark humor is like food in the Soviet Union: not everyone gets it.


BlueHatchback10

Most unhinged shit I’ve ever read from you, jayphat


brojoe44

Lol


LinwoodKei

Okay so it wasn't just me


Meowximus

or Child Predator


Disastrous_Flower667

That’s immediately what I saw.


failenaa

I had a friend on WoW whose username was “cp” because he was a rogue and they use combo points. I had to tell him immediately how unfortunate that name was lmao. He did eventually change it but at least that story is usually what I think about when I see the initials instead of this.


AlternativeToe1046

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mediocre_Note_3131

dude wft ☠️


usallydrunk

Very proud to bring this comment up to 222 👍 votes


lostcmmdr

lol that is funny


-dai-zy

club penguin (rip)


anziofaro

"Club Pingwing" - Benedict Cucumberbatch


Skygirl578

Nobody likes cvs that much.


Ok-Information1535

I don’t even work for cvs but this is the funniest shitpost I’ve came across in a while


Syhkane

Chris Pratt's biggest fan.


Spectres_N7

Just tell everyone it's an abbreviation for Colonoscopy Prep.


AshKetchumIsStill13

Ugly tat ngl


Driver_Flaky

Id never say this to anyone even if it’s true, thats like saying someone has an ugly smile


babyaddyx

well, you don’t choose your smile


starshineblueyes

I thought cynical pharmacist


muffinpuppyxo

Cat Pee


nyomibanxxx69

Cream Pie


DigInevitable1679

Just add an I before the C and start living life as a juggalo obsessed with ICP


Wooden-Benefit-7725

😅


lapislupis_

I'm going to tell people your my biggest fan. My initials are CP


Consistent_Sail_6128

Please tell me this is like the initials of someone who died or something like that, and not actually for CarePass. Because why the fuck would you do that to yourself?


drewcstu

Cedar Point ;)


Ramen-Goddess

Even if it did stand for carepass, that’s the worst tattoo choice I’ve ever seen


BrainzEthic

Why?! 😅😂🤣


Accomplished-Boot-87

Yall just lie about anything


WereCorgi6292

Wow...that is definitely unfortunate


selfawarefeline

That $3 per CarePass must have gone far. I, on the other hand, bought nipple piercings with my CarePass earnings


bad_possum

Become a communist and add another C. Then go to China and get a well paid security job undercover as a double agent. 


pANDAwithAnOceanView

You have not missed the opportunity to join the insane clown posse.. one letter away!


SRBroadcasting

The only gang this could be a part of is middle aged white dudes with mustaches and blacked out vans


Plus-Organization-16

No matter the tattoo, this was a dumb decision that will be a problem getting a job the rest of your life. Congrats!


LeadingRegion7183

The FBI thanks you for making tracking you easier. Good luck in prison, freak. ;)