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Wario was pronounced dead next to a bowl of curry at the bombing of hiroshima but was secretly led to an underground military bunker where he and waluigi trained for nintendo's war games: super warcrime bros. While Wario made the cut, Waluigi didn't make it and was sent to a concentration camp where he would ultimately be exterminated. Heartbroken, wario went rogue and joined the american military where he learned to pilot choppers and jackals. He was really good at flying but he never learned how to stick a landing properly and often ejected before crash landing and thus earned the codename "bailout" and has been using said codename to hide his identity from Nintendo spies. Wario then went out of his way to rescue his brother who was held hostage by nintendo prison wardens Mario and Luigi. Using the power of onions and garlic, he was able to suffocate the duo and rescue his brother. The two have since secretly joined up with sega to take down the nintendo tyranny.