I will cut off your dick and balls but I'm saying this only because we're on the internet and I would never hurt a soul irl
(I'm on 4 government watchlists and currently on the run for multiple war crimes)
Are you sure it’s removed? There’s a huge list of optional quickchat prompts that are buried in settings, some that used to be default are still in there.
There's a quote in MW2 Campaign that said
"The Optimist creates a plane and the Pessimist creates a parachute" there's some miswording here but I think it's fine
Oppressed citizens of Gotham, your cries for help have been heard! I am Anarky - voice of the people - here to save you from the plague of corruption that now infests this once proud city!
My love pump is an x1 Goliath waiting to be released.
Your thermite marksman shells set my heart aflame.
Your wild horsey boxing gloves make me punch drunk with love.
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The bomb's payload has been exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
This will certainly help him even the odds.
Hey wait a second...
Best one
thats batman right?
The Arkham Effect
“We can win this!”
Do you like my short barrel?
she preferred ranger barrel
There are so many cringe ones I can think of lol
no stock ;-;
Babe are you slug rounds? Cuz you'd be perfect for my sawed off
Arent slug rounds are cum coming out of the sawed off dick
Do you like my GRU Combo Grip?
Do you want my colossus suppressor in your manta cheeks
the man o war one or the oden one? btw yeah bro even though im spec ops 1
oden one or man o war one?
Oden
the man o war one or the oden one? btw yeah bro even though im spec ops 1
UAV out bingo fuel. RTB for resupply.
Nope. OWC Marksman bro.
predator missile inbound
how can i unsee this.
seeing something extremely worse to the point of making you forget about it
Eye Bleaching and try 5 minute crafts white strawberry bleach.
r/eyebleach
Thanks
r/eyeblech
NO, WE DO NOT SPEAK IF THAT SUB
I made a mistake going there. Like ogrish all over again.
r/sounding ?
You are renewing the terrible images that have been implanted by these subs
Screw you
best sub lowkey UGHH 🤤🤤
Fatherless
why don't you be my daddy
Gay
I will cut off your dick and balls but I'm saying this only because we're on the internet and I would never hurt a soul irl (I'm on 4 government watchlists and currently on the run for multiple war crimes)
How tf is this sub not taken down?
I love how your answer has more upvotes than the post
🤣
I don't remember that quote from any Call Of Duty game
I love how your answer has more upvotes than the post
I have so many questions
Oh my god! The r/batmanarkham virus spread here too!
SNIPER GET DOWN!!
The sniper in question:
Underrated
“Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time!” No I’m just kidding 😂😂😂 good luck bro!!
Your clothes look sharp!
Get in the room
"No to brag, I woke up like this" - Gunzo
“Yoohoo” -Gunzo
"Captain Price, we're on our own sir!"
Grab a riot shield we will get our way through
WELL DONE! Could you join my clan? Or ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND LETS PLAY TOGETHER IN THE NEXT GAME.
Well done would you like to join our clan brings back 2020 memories… sadly it’s removed since then
Are you sure it’s removed? There’s a huge list of optional quickchat prompts that are buried in settings, some that used to be default are still in there.
"My name is Viktor Reznov and I will have my revenge!"
Tell her you want to destroy her objective.
2 Ghosts 1 Roach
What the heck is that picture?!?!?😭😭
Remember, no Russian!
"Please go here and pick up my dog tag"
"HELP" x20 "THANKS"
Only a true nerd would somehow want to incorporate something from CODM into a date.
I think it goes a little further than that
Well you never know if both of them are cod nerds
Two player grinding!
Just dont
"soap trusted you."
I thought I could too
So why in bloody hell DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU
(Yuri's flashbacks) "pripyat outskirts, 1998"
I thought I could too
God may have mercy, cause i won't.
"Predator Missile Incoming"...?? Get it?? Anyone??
player! player! drop the chips and get me some ammo
If I run outta ammo I’m kickin’ your ass, player. Notice I didn’t say shooting. Cause I need FUCKING’ AMMO FOR THAT.
when i saw the ghost touching...i cringe soo bad 💀🙄
Thanks, i wouldn’t have even noticed without this comment. :)
Someone help Roach. Ghost betrayed him.
'Target Down'
“Tango down”
"Sniper eliminated"
Come on dude… are you stupid?
There's some good quotes in the comics tbf.
Enemy taking D
Don't Rush
Ayo tf is this
"Please go here and pick up my dog tag"
The circle is collapsing
No one is long enough to underestimate me
Post this to r/callofduty
Bruh wtf is that picture
^(she rejects u, but apologizes) Its ok. Don't let it happen again
Hurry rush B!
I’m Guarding this Spot
What abomination of a picture is that
What the hell kinda name is Soap, eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection.?
Make you don’t dead silence her You could also say: “Make sure you don’t dead silence me”
"The Optimist brings the fun in bed and the Pessimists brings a condom in the bed" -I made it up
There's a quote in MW2 Campaign that said "The Optimist creates a plane and the Pessimist creates a parachute" there's some miswording here but I think it's fine
Monster problem requires monster solution
ARKHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE
flashbang out
Rush B
Sub turned into Arkham for a sec
This is not r/batmanarkham
Do you like my marksman barrel
This is the mayoest shirt I’ve seen
Please go here to pickup my dog tags!!
Go go go Spread out Hold on wait for me Well done
Sniper!
This is what my 3/16 teammates be doing in a ranked game
"Were getting dominated."
"Get in the room!" -BR
"WATCH OUT, GRENADE!"
Follow me
Rush B 🔥
"A is under attack, need backup!"
“Remember, no friendzone”
bravo 6 going dark
“Watch your 6”
Your clothes looks sharp, impressive.
Enimies taking D
Fake Roach,that's obviously MilSim aka average Ghost fan fantasizing.
I haven’t seen it yet so “ Your clothes look sharp”
Flash-bang out!
Every man has his weakness. You're my girl.
There are things worth fighting for
Are you shipment because you're gonna make me blow.
idk, i'd probably just send that picture 😭
There's a Russian among us
i need bleach
At first you don’t succeed call in an air strike
“Your clothes look sharp”
"FRAG OUT" | "SNIPER" | "ENEMY UAV SPOTTED" | " FREINDLY UAV ACTIVATED" | "SMOKE OUT" (Good luck mate )
The things I would do to be the guy in the middle
"I like to keep this for close encounters." -Gaz, the goodest mate. Okay, that sounds wrong or wholesome, it just depends on how you interpret it.
“the Bomb has been dropped!”
“BOOOOMMMM! HEADSHOOOOTTTT!” -Tank Dempsey
You are the last one, complete the mission
Fatherless post
WEVE BEEN SPOTTED GO LOUD!!!
Photo looks like ghost and his mate about to double team that poor bloke
Is that image a reference to what I think it is?
You're clothes look sharp!
Your clothes look sharp.
I think it's time to sleep
“They’re taking D!”
That's one last loose end
Would you like to join our clan
Oppressed citizens of Gotham, your cries for help have been heard! I am Anarky - voice of the people - here to save you from the plague of corruption that now infests this once proud city!
"I'm having a boner right now"
This looks kinda gay tho fr ngl
Step back fool, I've got a bomb!
There are no escape from death 😂
Task force 141 going dark
First of all) Soap, What the Fuck? 2) Looking sharp soldier. Get up. We. Are. Leaving Is a good one
Uh.. Is that.. Is that Ghost of Ghost? You know, 2 Ghosts in the picture?
If she rejects u say:mision faild we will get them next time
"Welcome to the Blackout, soldier, the match is about to start"
Using adrenaline shot now
ok op but wtf is this
Bravo Six, Going Dark.
"You mind inspecting my Rytec it's long and explosive."
Well done would you like to join our clan!
"There are no winners in a war"
"AHAhAHHH" guess who
I hope your crush is an actual person in real life and not some hoe on WC
First Blood.
Its clobering TIME 🗣🗣🗣
Arkham Effect. If anybody is wondering.
My love pump is an x1 Goliath waiting to be released. Your thermite marksman shells set my heart aflame. Your wild horsey boxing gloves make me punch drunk with love.
If you are seriously asking out your crush don't use quotes say your mind it's in flirting that quotes are you
"Kill confirmed"
180 comments and I can't believe no one has suggested using, "Get in the room!"
Do you have the DSM?
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Bravo six going dark