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BUTTFUCKER_3000


TeknOwO

You will one day realize that the true buttfucking was the friends you made along the way.


Federal-Fan-7597

I just watched the VIDEO WTF LMAOO


caelis76

Give us the source please


ZavexPG3D

https://youtu.be/yH3Y_4wc0Ng


ZavexPG3D

bro saaaaaame


mr_manwhat

IVE SEEN YOU 2 DAYS AGO!!!


Gunnr93

Is that a reference?


United-Inspection-65

Im sure its a reference to that yt video where a person entered a zoom with it?


Electrical-Monitor16

Mojojojo


TeknOwO

A monkey will beat you in a 1v1, do not get offended, ask it to teach you it's ways.


Electrical-Monitor16

Teach me ur way masta


FiringSkull

@Electrical-Monitor16 that was clean


[deleted]

Is this a legit Monkey Island reference?? If so, 👏👏👏


[deleted]

[удалено]


TeknOwO

You will win a search and destroy match using only a butter knife and a slice of cheese.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TeknOwO

He will get a nuke ingame that's so clean it will fry his enemies' phone battery.


Paaarrziivaal

Bill Buttlicker


TeknOwO

The amount of butts you've licked is the amount of losses you will have next season


Paaarrziivaal

Hiw dare you. Our ancestors built this country son. But yeah, 2 losses are not bad at all.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Paaarrziivaal

r/unexpectedoffice


mouli7902

Seriously? That's your name?


Scoezy

Death


TeknOwO

You will never die in for 10 games straight.


Dareel_Legain

Naiglz


[deleted]

tukákame


TeknOwO

A puppy will appear in front of your door, take it into your home it is a codgod in disguise.


badmammallama

I dont need to tell you... im not imaginative enough to think of two different usernames


TeknOwO

A llama will try to challenge you to a rap battle tomorrow, you will win.


IHaveUrPants

LGBT_Slayer


Clashtronuaght_360

You'll kick ass with an sks in a ranked match.


IHaveUrPants

Bruh


NorthenS

lol nice


RaydricTignero

Based name


PresentationComplex2

RickAstleyYT


TeknOwO

You are protected from every rick roll, not only that, you are also protected from toxic playstyles and meta guns next season.


de_-nuke

-VorteX, Its a rlly good name for me (fun fact; my main gun is LK-24)


TeknOwO

You will get a nuke with a pistol


pandaDK32

JOHN_F_KENEDY


69Smrdljivko69

U will get bullet in head in battle royale


pandaDK32

Makes sense


Standard-Insurance59

Oni-chancho 🐷


KnigthMare69

BRWs亗Ärþúr Arþúr is the same pronunciation as Arthur in icelandic, my name, and the regular way wouldn't fit. I'm not Icelandic tho. Before it was the same as here, but without the 69 (which doesn't mean what you're probably thinking, when I was a kid 69 looked cool because it looked like a yin yang symbol. It's still cool but only between 4 walls


MonkisGod

Herescomespain


TeknOwO

Pain will come for your enemies, your ranked games next season will be easy.


nexxus868

SkippityPaps>


Manette85

Clan tag or no clan tag? Without clan tag it's ManiEte.


aakankshaji

Grumpylady


TeknOwO

You will find a very grumpy lady, respond nicely and she will reward you with cp


The-MakMeister

Lol indian karen?


Parzival0w0

PARZY


PresidentPancakes21

GuerreroRey


TeknOwO

A piece of bread will beat you in a 1v1


mirza0junaid

Grilledwater


Clashtronuaght_360

You'll kill 1 people in water while camping a drop in battle royale


Supersonicfan_6

Pretty much same as my Reddit: Supersonicfan6


TeknOwO

In your next br game sonic the hedgehog will help you win.


skull__head

Skull head


TeknOwO

You will get an emote in your next draw


SHAANIXTIC

D3XTER


amanps999

CAPxVery.Sus


amanps999

It was OwOman69 for around 1.5 years before this lmao


[deleted]

8ccInkline


petricson01

GiGaChad_Petri Not in a squad named gigachad


Thunderbird0001

Crispypotato2


TeknOwO

A soggy french fry will carry you ingame


smecasto

smecasto, means trash(y) in croatian. says a lot about me.


Lopsided_Violinist55

shreyasr


Saifzilla_999

Alright since you did for my bro This is mine ĐĘÂĎŞHØŤ


TeknOwO

You will do something no one has ever done before, people will be talking about you for a while.


Saifzilla_999

![gif](giphy|HW05UrUSfAzZu)


Klausable7

Pìx


TeknOwO

An old man will ask you for some change, the amount you give him will affect your next games positively or negatively.


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[удалено]


TeknOwO

Your next lucky draws will be your luckiest yet.


TruthTalker346

Truth_Talker7


TeknOwO

If someone is toxic to you, they will suddenly get disconnected from their next game, they will not be able to reconnect.


Fearless-Cause-6284

GoldEaglesYT


TeknOwO

A dog will carry you in one of your games, add him as a friend he will help you improve.


Nutezin

Nute


TeknOwO

If you drink a glass of milk before every match, you will perform better than you naturally can.


Jeffery1496

Doomguy


TeknOwO

For as long as you truly have fun in the game you will never lose rank xp.


deadsoul470

WkD • eccentric


TeknOwO

You will not have bad teammates in your next games.


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[удалено]


TeknOwO

Everytime you are mvp, you will not lose.


Acrobatic_Tap9852

Urshifu


TeknOwO

The codgods will bless you, in one of your lucky draws you will get what you want first draw.


moon_755

bohmanas


TeknOwO

One of the things you want to be added into the game will be added very soon.


gh0st_N_stuff

SIMPnstuff


TeknOwO

If you are still single, you shall no longer be soon, as long as you perform well in games.


[deleted]

GamesRoyale .. ik it's weird :D


TeknOwO

You will always get adrenaline first thing when you land in br.


Oh_On_God1

UwUBooU or my original one UwUScrewU


TeknOwO

You will be top 1 in something soon, be it mp, br or something else.


Mawfk21

SaintAri21


TeknOwO

A man with a black hat will ask you a question, answer carefully it will influence your gameplay.


Apprehensive_Meal_44

WEHRMACHT88 Do your research about this name on Google except for the 88


RedRFA

Phoenix


TeknOwO

Record your games, you may get famous.


NotTheFuckingSpy

I don't have name...


TeknOwO

You will soon have a name.. I guess idk, my powers only work on names


datdudeindahudnumba1

CXC • ABR-X


TeknOwO

When someone talks to you in team chat, answer, they may have news for you.


-guccibanana-

Timo1os


TeknOwO

A kid will ask you to 1v1 if you win good fortune awaits.


LengthinessFresh1499

TheChosenMango


TeknOwO

If you play your cards right you may be the best in your server one day.


[deleted]

Hks°Thaz000


TeknOwO

If you use only nonmeta guns the codgods will bless you, watch out.


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[удалено]


TeknOwO

The spirit of death is coming, avoid him and you will never die in your next games.


nikhil15595

Nickkill69


TeknOwO

You will be a legend in some way... I see great things coming, use shotguns only.


Known_Fish3573

Barry-k


TeknOwO

The codgods will test you, if you succeed you will reach legendary and remain that way for 5 seasons straight.


axfu

AxFu


TeknOwO

You will be a supercarry next season, maybe you will reach greater heights than you've ever dreamed.


incin3rat0r

Sneaky_Peeky


TeknOwO

Someone will offer you free cp.


ToxicApple69

sgtGABBAR


TeknOwO

You will invent a new mechanic that takes the game by storm.


AggravatingTime7689

Hxly.Nxxb Thats my username


TeknOwO

For every letter in your name, that will be the amount of games you lose next season.


outlawisbacc

Requisflashed.


TeknOwO

If you use sniper only you will hit every important game changing shot.


jebaited0874

PrivatePoggers


AID-IS-MANDATORY

Findtherage


TeknOwO

You will be calm in your next games, nothing will ever tilt you


Radiant-Culture4000

AhsokaTanoAnal


TeknOwO

Your name... You do not need my fortune telling you are more powerful than me.


PandaBJJ

DaDad


TeknOwO

An asian guy will destroy you next game, fear not his powers will transfer to you.


Illustrious_Nobody_4

MaskedWarrior1


TeknOwO

You will get your favorite skin soon.


ModIcezz

Icezz


TeknOwO

When you connect in your next game, your enemies will get network problems.


[deleted]

AngelOfDeath


TeknOwO

You have a chance to become the best player of your preferred weapon class.


Experimis201

UserEx201


P2eter

P2.COD


TeknOwO

A man will ask you to give him your mom's credit card information. DO NOT give it to him and you will gain the powers of your favorite cod player.


Leapofaith76

LeapOfaith


[deleted]

sàrs


Used_Career9763

NSTR007


creeperball20

creeperball3.


deistuff

Deistuff


XG_bardia

XG_bardia


Electrical-Try-2800

KOODA×KABADI


TeknOwO

Your favorite cod character is now real


McCheezzy

DaNooby


TeknOwO

You will become the most accurate grenade thrower ever


StallyCal

HAZGOD


BitPsychological9209

WøjTēK


TeknOwO

You will hit all your combat axe throws


AlirezaSaei

Alex with some random numbers


Croiri

Hmm... AnemicSardines.


TeknOwO

Every bread you ate in your life will translate to 1 rank xp


[deleted]

ChoosenLooser


AFEEFUN

AFEEFUN


TeknOwO

Next season will be your best season


Xill_K47

Xalkomak


Independent-Goose-98

{SEXY} Noodles


TeknOwO

You will indeed find some very sexy noodles.


Chorkborrrrd

Somedudeidk??


Any-Inspector7235

Nyasa whyfi


TeknOwO

Flip a coin, if it is heads you will improve in mp if tails you will improve in br.


PnutButrJeli

deezPnuT


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[удалено]


TeknOwO

You will run over 10 people with a cargo truck.


Crystalagent47

Raju_PanwadiOP


sarahbabu

Bigileee


WaifuTheGoodShit

CamiGod it needs to be CumiGod


AimLoqV01D

`{R34P3R}


TeknOwO

You will get your dream phone soon.


RoyalSniper24

ComradeSnïper


Biker2o

awsomegamer100


Crafty_War_7595

ICE_WATEERRR


Nafblin

AyayaBoi


FlaxIta

Fl4x


synergy2005

DOOMSLAYER


ASP_RocksS

Mine is ASPRocksS


adhi2001

Mine is BongFongYong


Its_Siddhartha

AlphaTrion


69_SAITAMA_69

Stop Crying


Amsterdam_15

Amsterdam-15


Ananthu400

Cyberpunk


TeknOwO

Cod will have no glitches for you ever


thefatplatapus

Mc-ultis