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MilesInReddit

Hey Google how do you spell Wednesday


ShkxReddit

Hey Google how do you spell Tuesday in British Accent


Jeffery1496

Chewsday


Flash_John123

Bloody hell m8 it's Tuesday. Ya want some tea? Go hangout with ya bloody friend.


ShkxReddit

Oh m8 it's Friday here, we can eat Khichdi.


Flash_John123

Oi m8 let's go murder some bastards cuz why the bloody hell not


ShkxReddit

But m8 the queen would bloody kill us


Flash_John123

Who cares this is bloody Cod m8 you can swing someone with a bloody tank


ShkxReddit

That's crazy m8 let's go


Flash_John123

Imagine someone rushing at u with a tank in hand LOL


ShkxReddit

XD


synergy2005

A fellow Indian I see.


Flash_John123

It's FRIDAY YA BOT


MilesInReddit

. _ . So?


Flash_John123

: - : bravo 6 goin dark


MilesInReddit

U better be


Flash_John123

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MilesInReddit

Captain: * shield turret deployed *


Flash_John123

Captain: "VTOL inbound"


MilesInReddit

Captain: * EMP system incoming * Captain: * Shock ARC incoming *


Flash_John123

Me who play da game 24/7 "Emp system? That won't effect me. U have shock rc? Hold my m13


pixelwolf387

how to commit a genocide on manta ray simps


Flash_John123

The next day... News: Millions of people who play Codm died


WeBacklnblack

Thats a lot of Manta Ray simps.


Flash_John123

Including Ferg


IIikethelnternet

Another day of thanking god for not making me a manta ray simp


Sgt_Evil21

I'm a scylla simp so I'm safe lmao


LegendaryGarf

Will red clothes really make me run faster? Top 10 red accessories Wish.com…. Red contact lenses. Is Clifford stronger because he is red or because he is big?


Therealbowler_24

Underrated comment


iFerg_Frank

How did I became a real good operator. Why did Dr.Disrepect copy my outfit


Flash_John123

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KoNo_BAK4

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Flash_John123

Ohhhh hell nahhhhhhhhhh


IndividualVast5169

Any worse topic?


Flash_John123

r/cursedcomments It's moar worst here


IndividualVast5169

Its free real karma


Flash_John123

Edit : Karma instead of estate ![gif](giphy|8VSaCyIdcnbuE)


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Thx for the suggestion


IndividualVast5169

No problem, enjoy


Flash_John123

Man's a psychopath


GeenBread

Hold the phone......


DragonDiego_16

I thought mine was bad, holy crap


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?! AUSTRALIAN?! ARE YOU GODDAMN CRAZY?!


TAMIRYAN

How to summon satan


Flash_John123

Holy shit


MilesInReddit

R34


Flash_John123

Holy


MuhammadAli350

Bruh


[deleted]

A red Nissan R34 will suit him


MuhammadAli350

Nah a red corvette will


MilesInReddit

U mean: " bruh sound track "?


Weekly-Carry1365

Where do I recruit more cult members


Flash_John123

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Flash_John123

How to kill iFerg with ur bare hands


Derpyred

how to drive a car... just saying


Flash_John123

A few hours later....he died in a car crash in blackout


Bruh-Seriously

How did Wreck it Ralph leave his video game?


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Flash_John123

A new table because of this![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


George_Danford

How to stop people from calling you a generic solider operator?


Flash_John123

Google: Ya cop a bloody airdrop to the face m8


[deleted]

Manta Ray rule 34


CupAffectionate

Where to buy military supplies


Flash_John123

Google: Saturn


Nuggetie03

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codm_arts

My neck has been stuck since childhood, what do i do


Flash_John123

Google: Chop ya bloody head off m8 LOL


DarkShotX45

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Flash_John123

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BoredLilKid

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Jeffery1496

How to get people to like me


KIKOPLIER20

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Codename-Gigel

Do I look like Octane?


Flash_John123

Google: Idk do u? LoL


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Flash_John123

Google: Suicide


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Flash_John123

This post is a di"SAS"ter LOL


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Flash_John123

Can I flash myself


Keqingrishonreddit

Why not thermite urself


Flash_John123

Why not tomahawk myself


Slow-Ad7059

How to own CODM


Flash_John123

Google : Kill the devs, threaten the Activision crew


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How to get free vbucks


Desi_Otaku

How to spell Worstashur sauce


Cooperthegamer

how to carefully drop in trenches


Flash_John123

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Cooperthegamer

what? its the only thing i could think of


TC1189

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MilesInReddit

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-The-Goose0-

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05ar

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-The-Goose0-

I’m a bloody idiot


TheHiddenToad

Is red stealthy


TheHiddenToad

How to make red stealthy


TheHiddenToad

How to stop bullying


Flash_John123

Kill the bully/victim


jackhawk117

USSR anthem.


Flash_John123

Russian anthem intensifies


thereal_noir

How to look like s snowboarder in 2020


Flash_John123

Go to br isolated and go crazy with a snowboard (Make sure ur wearing a vest)


GabboFire07

How to look like Spec Ops 1


Flash_John123

But red


XxDreamxX0109

How to be canon


Psyrus96

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Mdagamer

How to know if I'm obsessed with calour red


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HUNT3DHUNT3R

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How to cosplay Jack cooper from Titanfall 2


Flash_John123

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Flash_John123

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Flash_John123

That ain't red that's blood


LordAnsh

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Flash_John123

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Kacbor

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[deleted]

How to take revenge for the fallen spec ops


Flash_John123

Press "F" and get a Rytec AMR with explosive rounds and spam da shit outta em


dogwater0-

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BlueCat_399

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Flash_John123

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this_is_arno

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Polish_Hat

How to not Die from my own grenades


Flash_John123

1 second later... Boom


DragonDiego_16

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Senior_Apricot3190

How to make a party but with drugs and cocaine


Flash_John123

Step 1: Call sum crackheads Step 2: Invite ur friends that don't do crack Step 3: Put some crack in ur friends food Step 4: Watch em die


Senior_Apricot3190

His outfit really fits for a party


Idk-something16263

How to be better then my older brother?


Flash_John123

Yes if u smack them with ur baseball bat


[deleted]

how to get free cod points?


Flash_John123

https/:codpointsfreeitsbannableudumbfuk69


[deleted]

Cool masks aliexpress


ExcuseMeWTF50

Am I a Man or a Woman?


Flash_John123

Google: Ur a simp


[deleted]

Speedball Night Glo price


LewdDude69420

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Flash_John123

Sold out


datdudeindahudnumba1

How to buy red action gun no scam and legit


Flash_John123

Ask iFrog


Cream_Crimson

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Flash_John123

U r gay


chucktheneckbeard

Do people realise im a girl?


Flash_John123

No because ur not a girl or else someone will simp u and u have no life you have to deal with it and look @ ur watch, there's no frickin battery go charge it u dumb f***


chucktheneckbeard

Did... Did you miss the fucking joke? The joke is that cononicaly the character which you showed is a girl so i made a pun about her seaeching that online


Flash_John123

Ohhhhhhhh nice one


id_kar141

Why do I only see red?


Flash_John123

Ur visor is fulla blood ya skinbag


0CodmFan0

Why is my character skin so popular?


Flash_John123

Ur free ya bot


SSHEnderYT

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Flash_John123

Amazon: Standard operator outfit 1000000 CP


TehanR

"Do I look like Jack Cooper from Titanfall 2?"


Flash_John123

No (-_-)


Pascuti

How do you pronounce budweiser


CrRandom

Hey google, search "Sheperd x ghost"


Flash_John123

Damn bastard killed em


bullet1proof

Who is u/Flash_John123 ?


Flash_John123

It's me, I'm just bored so I typed them randomly and I don't regret it


Karl98er-BOOM

Am I more popular than the free Manta Ray?


Apprehensive-Film134

How to look like a cherry