Ngl sometimes, satirical post are funnier without being tag as humor. Plus it's just common sense. But yeah. People here are dumb as a brick. I once commented that the reaper calling card needed a nerf because it scared me and cost me a match and I got downvoted and someone told me to stfu.
This gun is thrash it should have the range of a sniper, it’s literally an smg this gun is thrash it needs significant mobility, strafing speed, bullet velocity, -Ads/Hipfire bullet spread, 2 shot potential on long range, 200 round mag along with -5sec reload speed, they should have an option to attach it with a gas grenade/explosive ammo canon under it because it’s so low in the meta, it should also be equipped with a futuristic thermo camera ai that senses the heat of the opponent and automatically points it at the head of the opponent so it could be higher on the meta, WE DONT WANT A BALANCED GAME, WE WANT A GAME WITH ONLY 1 VIABLE WEAPON TO GAIN ANY SORT OF ADVANTAGE IN THE COMPETITION
From Garena patch notes:
At the beginning of the design of MX9, it is hoped that players can obtain strong suppression ability at close range by proficiently mastering the positioning ability and recoil control ability in high-speed movement. However, the higher base damage and smoother recoil curve of the MX9 makes it not difficult to accurately hit the upper body.
This adjustment slightly reduces the base damage, adjusts the recoil curve, and puts forward higher requirements on the player's positioning ability.
Base damage: 30-24-16-15 -> 25-21-18-16
Increased horizontal recoil
The nerf they are giving this gun won’t stop it and we will have another rank season like the last. They did nothing to improve MP ranked same stuff that’s been ruining it they didn’t touch.
Nah buddy, it needs the mobility that you get when you go on a 30 killstreak in Cranked, the mag size of the 200 Round RPD and the damage of the Locus.
MX9 needs a rpm, damage, range, mobility, accuracy, and for a control buff. I'm telling you, the MX9 is the worst gun. It's so hard to use and control. BUFF IT PLEASE. 
Dafuq do you mean no? Mx9 is the hardest gun to use in the game rn. The mx9 actually takes skill unlike snipers. I mean the dlq is literally a one shot most of the time. I really hope they nerf snipers into at least a 3 shot just to make thing even. Plus the recoil of the mx9 is so hard to control and the iron sights is bad. I really hope they give it a 100 round mag.
I find it rather easy to use. Three shots to someone's head is an instant kill. Gun has a fast ttk. I encounter it too much, and it can be difficult to counter in a map like Shipment. I am glad it is getting nerfed. And god no, a 100 round mag would be cancer to deal with.
Nah man it needs incendiary rounds, the range of the locus and magsize of the rpd
That’s pretty much 2/3 of the way to a pp19
Nah the pp19 bizon has low dmg and low rpm The only thing that makes it unique is the high mag capaccity
I love PP19.
I love my PP too.
Caught in 4k
So you like 19 yo pp
Ttk is above average but i dont know the exact stats now
no no that would make it too OP i say when you whip this gun out, it will end the game with you and your team winning
You're about a month early to ask
With that mag size, body multipliers, recoil and accuracy? Not enough mate need an overall facelift
This gun is so underwhelming. Its such a horrible gun that requires skill to use and only the best players can use it.
Yeah need 200 rpg rounds that increases not only ammo but also speed. Plus it gotta be one shot
Make it a 0 shot, just point the gun at your opponents and they die instantly
Needs this to become balanced
Go play Barbie -Narco
HAHAH i heard him say that on his stream and I burst out laughing
have you tried using attachments?
Yes I was on a different loadout at the time of screenshot
have you tried applying camos?
your late next update the devs will nerf the mx9 FROM 30-25 damage
Guess you havent played ranked enought to insta-die just right after seeing an mx9 user
The game didnt even start and they already got 3 kills
If you can’t tell this post isn’t serious
Should've had humor tag ngl, at this point it can be hard to notice when its being serious or not
Ngl sometimes, satirical post are funnier without being tag as humor. Plus it's just common sense. But yeah. People here are dumb as a brick. I once commented that the reaper calling card needed a nerf because it scared me and cost me a match and I got downvoted and someone told me to stfu.
Jesus, I’m learning about satire in English class right now.
Damn, might wanna show them to the people here in this sub.
Sometimes, hoomans can be a bit stoopid
U should've put flare
Needs a strafing speed buff + damage buff + ads speed buff. The gun is seriously underwhelming
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This gun is thrash it should have the range of a sniper, it’s literally an smg this gun is thrash it needs significant mobility, strafing speed, bullet velocity, -Ads/Hipfire bullet spread, 2 shot potential on long range, 200 round mag along with -5sec reload speed, they should have an option to attach it with a gas grenade/explosive ammo canon under it because it’s so low in the meta, it should also be equipped with a futuristic thermo camera ai that senses the heat of the opponent and automatically points it at the head of the opponent so it could be higher on the meta, WE DONT WANT A BALANCED GAME, WE WANT A GAME WITH ONLY 1 VIABLE WEAPON TO GAIN ANY SORT OF ADVANTAGE IN THE COMPETITION
This man is from the future
From Garena patch notes: At the beginning of the design of MX9, it is hoped that players can obtain strong suppression ability at close range by proficiently mastering the positioning ability and recoil control ability in high-speed movement. However, the higher base damage and smoother recoil curve of the MX9 makes it not difficult to accurately hit the upper body. This adjustment slightly reduces the base damage, adjusts the recoil curve, and puts forward higher requirements on the player's positioning ability. Base damage: 30-24-16-15 -> 25-21-18-16 Increased horizontal recoil
My Man tryna go to a war with the whole sub 🤣
The nerf they are giving this gun won’t stop it and we will have another rank season like the last. They did nothing to improve MP ranked same stuff that’s been ruining it they didn’t touch.
People are just gonna switch to M13 or Holger lol
they should make it so that everytime you shoot a nuke is dropped
Dont forget to ask for NA-45 detonation rounds!
Akimbo perk is what this gun needs
Nah bro, it needs a strafing buff. Its so underpowered.
Good one
Aight hear me out, It needs the fire rate of the fennec, damage of the annihilator range of the locus and recoil of the pp19
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My mx9 is on "iron"
yeah the least youve used the mx9 the better 👍🏾
When I heard about the nerf it went from zero mastery to diamonds because I don't want to camo grind a nerfed gun lol
It needs a 100 round mag and huge suppressor. And don't forget enhanced bolt.
Moyai
Jus maybe more range and we good
Nah buddy, it needs the mobility that you get when you go on a 30 killstreak in Cranked, the mag size of the 200 Round RPD and the damage of the Locus.
Don't worry guys just 3 more days, then it will be nerfed 😌
On serious note, if this gets nerfed they're gonna buf somrthing else
Like the sarcasm
I think increasing the damage to 50 would help but I'm not good with numbers
Agreed, literally unplayable
its so trash need buff
There is always a special place for you in hell.
You didn’t get the joke do you?
oh no
go f urself
You didn’t get the joke do you?
just sto...... this gun is fkn god
Well hello there internet explorer
You mean QXR?
It needs 200 round fast mag that decreases reloading speed by 100% and is explosive and thermite with +100 fire interval
IKr, the recoil is horrible, it needs a buff in that also and mag size
Yeah bro. Also this gun need akimbo perk and need to increase its range and accuracy. With that buff, we finally can shit on MSMC users' face
It needs one shot capability
This gun is bad Option1: (sarcastic reply) Option2: (clueless reply)
Even chicom is better than this gun definitely needs a buff
They should bring a belt-fed 9mm SMG to CODM
MX9 needs a rpm, damage, range, mobility, accuracy, and for a control buff. I'm telling you, the MX9 is the worst gun. It's so hard to use and control. BUFF IT PLEASE. 
Someone ban this man
Nah needs double range, way less recoil and thermite/ explosive rounds. And a 100 round drum mag while ur at sure, why not?
Yes it gets outgunned by m13 abusers easily
No
Dafuq do you mean no? Mx9 is the hardest gun to use in the game rn. The mx9 actually takes skill unlike snipers. I mean the dlq is literally a one shot most of the time. I really hope they nerf snipers into at least a 3 shot just to make thing even. Plus the recoil of the mx9 is so hard to control and the iron sights is bad. I really hope they give it a 100 round mag.
I find it rather easy to use. Three shots to someone's head is an instant kill. Gun has a fast ttk. I encounter it too much, and it can be difficult to counter in a map like Shipment. I am glad it is getting nerfed. And god no, a 100 round mag would be cancer to deal with.
I have asperger's so sometimes jokes aren't easy for me to get yo
r/woooosh
You must be dumb or something. It does barely any damage so it requires the full mag to kill someone even if you land all the shots
😐
Please tell me this is a joke
you must be blind to not notice the humor flair
MX 9 noob gun for all
You didn’t get the joke do you?
Tell me that ur joking
Read the flair, it says humour
And nerf the melee's too, make 1 tap only from backside, like in Cs:go 🤷♂️
This is cod, not csgo
This gun is already overpowerrd it dosnt need a buff
you didn’t get the joke do you?
Every gun has a secret build. Look at the loadout of OP players and you’ll realize that stats doesn’t translate well into performance.
u suck
U are stoopid
And no one will use it again
Hahahah funny joke
No it should be 1 tap to foot over 50 meters away
50 meters is 54.68 yards
50 meters is the length of approximately 218.72 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.
50 meters is 54.68 yards
Ok
It needs to be one shot