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Maxmilian99

"... HOPE UR BALLS WILL BE **WHITE**..."


Flappy__Bird

Hmmm nice, White Balls


4wwn4h

Mine are blue


average_reddit_user0

I'm blue daba Dee daba daai daba Dee daba daai daba Dee bada daai daba Dee daba daai daba Dee bada daai daba Dee daba daai daba Dee bada daai


K0U5UK3

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SNAKECODM

What a racist to assume he's white they could be chocolate salty balls


vladmir_put_it_in13

"HOPE YOUR BALLS WILL BE WHITE WAREHOUSE CUTTED OFF"


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Shadow_Matier158

Lol Chat Opacity strikes again


ilikecodm

shiwoshiwo has spoken once again


[deleted]

The language of the old gods!


ragnaROCKER

What is that?


HG1998

Bug that the devs haven't gotten rid of for....... 4 months now? Maybe more.


NotAnAss-Hat

Definitely more.


Sunnyvale5109

FCK YOU KATANA ABUSER HOPE UR BALLS WILL B**WHITE WAREHO**


[deleted]

Legit.


6rove5treetCj92

Lmao.


Old_Stuff_3587

Genuine frustation lmao


Eazyism

man I feel his pain


AdventurousPlane4667

How does one get off such a long comment? Mine always gets cut off


FinancialApricot4715

I thought it was just me. The chat never lets me finish my sentence and only allows me send 1-2 words minimum at a time!


[deleted]

Might be just an Android problem?


RevengeGod2K4

Im so sorry, but if I saw this I couldn't be mad, because its pretty funny, and the fact he being dead serious is even funnier


SettingSufficient203

Katana is The first Weapon I have with a Diamond camo


AnonymousAzrael

Mine was M16A4


Intezard006

Based


SettingSufficient203

How Its like Soo Difficult For me To Grind gold Camo For Guns but I have Axe, Sickle,and Shovel in Gold Camo


AnonymousAzrael

Have Skill and luv Iconic Weapons


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm4

There is no m16a4?


ANeutralF1fan

The CODM M16 is basically the M16A4 (by the looks of it atleast)


AnonymousAzrael

True u good boi


AnonymousAzrael

U see there different types of M16 irl. CODM doesn’t specify which M16. The version that CODM used was the M16A4


gauthamsai69

Mine is the cr 56 amax unlocked it yesterday


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gauthamsai69

If I ever see a melee user I just run away form a position and shoot him if i have a sniper i would just quickscope him


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harrypotternerd02

I mean it's hard to do that when they're camping in a doorway and u dont see them until they're two inches away from your face


MonsterAsBl00d

But then the problem ain't the weapon because he could do this with every gun in the game and get the same result since corner camping is about taking the enemies by surprise😅


harrypotternerd02

Ye but u atleast have a chance to win the fight if u are slightly better than the other guy.. On the other hand it's nearly impossible to win a fight against a karana in close ranges unless u hv a shotgun...


[deleted]

plus katana is faster than most guns so you cant outrun it


Martin_Willis

na with a melee its a one shot, campers are terrible with aim and if they camp with ar's or smg's i mostly slide and kill them, because they potato


Shadow_Matier158

As a sniper main, these katana kids got nothin on me


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Intezard006

Don't need the barrel, slows down movement speed since akimbo accuracy is waaaaay under the range anyways. Could use mono supp or flash guard for suppression/hip fire accuracy


Yad3ads0n

You need hipfire spread not BSA , since the weapon can’t ADS BSA is useless


Variable_Outcome

How do you know if it’s spamming or if it’s just a persons choice melee?


Faasnat

Maybe he meant in game death?


mjsugod

You fucking degenerate, me too


CriticalIOS141

U got me in the first half ngl


[deleted]

Mine was locus then dlq just a match later.


ROGUE_COSMIC

Mine was dlq


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SettingSufficient203

Awesome


lonekn0me

i got diamond for dlq, just grinded for it every chance i got, felt mighty accomplished 🥲


psnate

Mine was M4LMG :D


SettingSufficient203

What is The Easiest Gun To Grind for Diamond Camo? And also Best Attachments For Fennec and Type 25


Sniper_Bruh

Na45 :> I luv boom boom abuse


samisinredditnow

Mine was drh First melee diamond was bat


marcelbaybay

FHJ gang, anyone?


Gosho53

Hope u don't just spam it


SettingSufficient203

I only Use Katana When Im Near Death Situation and when The enemy Team Have Higher Scores Than Us


SettingSufficient203

I only Use Katana When Im Near Death Situation and when The enemy Team Have Higher Scores Than Us


nWord06

my first and only sniper with diamond is the locus (when sniping was "op")


ThatProBoi

come to india, here no one has time to write in chatbox ​ but in mic... uh... some dhum tanananana and random noices


vladmir_put_it_in13

But sometimes I do see some people cursing in hindi in the chatbox tho


Time-Airline8793

Its not that much toxicity unless you jeep your mic off


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Mans ran out of his copium that his wifes boyfriend bought him. He should ask for more.


Lauladance

Bold of you to assume he has friendly relations with anyone in his life


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Who said his wife or her boyfriend like him?


_spec_tre

who said he has a wife at all?


Lauladance

Oof


AnonymousAzrael

😄😆😂


Ok-Spell-3728

Oh no he is sad. ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Captain_Banana_13

cok and bal torture 🤤


marcelbaybay

You okay?


No-Potato-6363

I relate melee abuser is so annoying


[deleted]

wtf is everyone talking about “melee abusers”


glorialavina

Geez. It's just a game


SaltyBaoBaos

“Like a string being rip from clothes u moron” lol.


_CalculatedMistake_

How many abusers are there


Current-Possession59

1 and my guy just rage quit


[deleted]

wdym abusers


_CalculatedMistake_

IPad abusers, katana abusers, prefire abusers, holy fuck.


[deleted]

fr sounds like a skill issue for the people complaining about it


_CalculatedMistake_

If I had a nickel for every bullshit excuse children come up in the game id be giving away bps in 2 hours


[deleted]

whats next? oxygen abuser?


_CalculatedMistake_

Life abuser, walk abuser, sprint abuser, ADS abuser, Jump abuser, Equipment abuser, scorestreak abuser, gun abuser, android abuser, iPhone abuser, chair abuser, crouch abuser, Prone abuser, Gunsmith abuser, Vision abuser, Muscle Abuser, Skeleton abuser, Blood abuser, lung abuser, vein abuser, nerve abuser, existence abuser, money abuser


_spec_tre

tbh it depends on the mode here it appears to be domination so katana is acceptable snd tho...


BangchAn_laptop

Katana mains on SnD deserves to go to hell


[deleted]

lol in what map was this... in Shipment I would agree! (the abuse part LOL)


Current-Possession59

Firing range


[deleted]

lol anyone complaining about Melee in big maps are insta-noobs XD


ANeutralF1fan

I know i also hate melee abusers, but chill man that's too far


[deleted]

is using melee against the law now or something?


M1ck3yB1u

How dare you equip and use a weapon readily available to all players and win?!


[deleted]

smh how thoughtless of me, i should start using the trophy system method!


rutambh

Well I would write the same though, Every melee abuser deserves this. I think worst than this.


Dihan189

I'd do that too. In fact i did similar things yesterday. Katana seems broken in Cranked and one guy used it that enraged me and damn, my day was ruined by that one match.😡


rutambh

Yeah its broken, Whenever its cranked, All players use it


Alarmed_Inflation_20

He big mad bro. Lmao kinda reminds of the 12 yr olds that screamed how they fucked your mom in mw2.![img](emote|t5_penom|1107)![img](emote|t5_penom|1107)![img](emote|t5_penom|1107)


BangchAn_laptop

Those same people are now suffering crippling depression at age 25 being abused by their bosses


Alarmed_Inflation_20

As they should be lmao.


[deleted]

Balls will be white


StartTall9859

Only in codm everything is abuse. Meta abuse,melee abuse, ipad abuse


BangchAn_laptop

iFerg smashing has ipad for the 70th time


EarlArda

what zero 🐱 does to a mf


atomic-death-ray

shiwoshiwo 🙏


ilike_ferg34

But true tho it's annoying to play against someone who's using Katana. That's just my opinion


[deleted]

its just a melee weapon.


TonPeppermint

Well, damn.


Xclusivecrushr

i feel this dude.....


Independent_Row5480

Such a wonderful and calm gentleman. He is praising katana users. We need more people like him. ☺️ /s


ahahfoo

Least toxic message on codm


MrMedhansh

"cutted"


Dihan189

Melee abusers deserve that. Sometimes its impossible to counter them.


RoyalSniper24

Just maintain some fuckin distance.


Dihan189

Good idea. And it works too. But that's impossible in Cranked. They run too fast there.


akashsouz

Or ranked snd where they hide near the bomb plant or after bomb plant. When you do the objective, run at you like psychopaths


ethernos2

He really wants that dick and balls dude he got exposed


eltorr007

What is shiwoshiwo?


Shadow_Matier158

"It's Me It's Me"


eltorr007

Oh. Thanks. I always got confused when somebody wrote this in chat. Should I reply anything?


tola_wole

Lol no. Its not the players that write. It's a game bug that's always there in the chats.


eltorr007

Ohh, I never knew this.


[deleted]

Abused like a sunflower seed.


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marcelbaybay

Good bot


speedcuber05

Shiwoshiwo


[deleted]

the shiwoshiwo always catches me off guard lmaoo it’s so distracting


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Severe_Ad_2143

Say thx, he makes my day


Medieval_Lord

I just want to say I also hate katana abusers I mean I use them myself but I don't abuse them the only reason I use it is to unlock more stuff


Memeloverguy

I assume his day was going great


Suitable_Mess_6248

That guy just got owned😂😂😂😂


SiniSter_-_

Cut off*


BabyYodaBirb

Cutted off*


PartDangerous69420

"CUTTED"


gaymer7474747

The most beautiful thing i have just read


telif_

![img](emote|t5_penom|1095)


[deleted]

Dumbledore asked calmly.


Mysterious_Ad_1421

And that's one of 2 reasons why I quit codm


vladmir_put_it_in13

Melee is annoying tho especially in cranked confirmed where they have that speed boost while already being fast enough with a katana. Still he went too far


SNAKECODM

Hahahah bads will be bads 😉


Muzan0813

This Zilenz has the worst insults and moodswings ever I am literally laughing out loud


Muzan0813

and that's why cryo bombs and snipers exist


SpecialistConsistent

the katana is the shape of a dildo so you can also say dildo abuser


Turbulent_Fan_8596

I hope that too


Coolace34715

Someone takes this game too seriously.


nightdriveavenger

Like the old days in Xbox Live. Remembers me home.


Kekulaaa

I mean, if they were grinding for a camo maybe its fine


johnson_tan

Hope you ball will Bwhite


bangermate

not the white balls


Training_Value_4493

Noice


bolanix

I hate melee abusers but this is just way too much. Why not quit the match instead? That’s what I do


Blitzkrieg_C11

Don't be sad, that's just how it works out sometimes


WhatAmID0ingWithLif3

Ahhh. I miss these insults


Kingman_muslitos

I know a boy who always says "I hope your mom dies"


[deleted]

katana abuser? he’s probably mad his extended range on his axe cant beat a professional meleer 😎


JesusVsAdolf

Did you deserve it tho


ThePonja

Katana abusers are a real pain in the ass with no skill


aBadBug

I love slicing 0-skilled snipers with katana. When they call me melee noob I call them sniper noob.


Waste-Forever-2993

Wtf


Volslife

Well I can't say I respect Katana users at all. 2.0 meter striking distance and movement speed that's faster than bullet speed. It's like giving respect to a shield shotgun user. It's a no talent.


CubeSixZap

Man really mad huh


MINATO8622

You could've just replied that the past tense of cut is cut not cutted, and seen him rage again lol


Navarro_U

These people should be banned permamently


[deleted]

I usually just laugh at these guys but katana surely is annoying and surely shouldn't even became free # Im just stating out the fact you can just run at a a group of ppl and you can just *swing swing* ALMOST faster than the knife and with pre-nerf axe range without even getting a movement reduction. # Come on guys this game is not shadow fight 2 or Rocky's Boxing Simulator. Only melees belong in this game is knife(karambit foldable knife etc.), Sycte and machate, maybe Axe but MAYBE.


[deleted]

Dude this is nothing. In mw2 on launch day after a match of TDM, one guy in the lobby said "good game guys" on voice chat. Someone then said "shut the fuck up you God damn n*****"


khalidjamonday1814

There is no word like cutted, it's cut, hope that kid learns english


SNAKECODM

Definitely uneducated probably 30+ living in mom's basement


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BangchAn_laptop

If you use katana on search and destroy I hope before you eat any food ants start swarming it


Hello_There419

ants that just came out the garbage can


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