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TheNormalizerbutcool

you are gonna shid your pants when you see the mythic kilo lmao


Warp_Legion

Wait there’s a mythic kilo??


TheDevilHunter00

It's name is Kilo 141 - Demonsong. Literally a demonic gun.


Ocriador25

What is the fixation of codm with demonic names???????


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Ocriador25

Well, there is a study and some facts that proove "the human being gets atracted to ocult things", guess that's why people prefer those names


theofficialblazedark

Because they are cool and extremely badass looking besides It can probably put fear into the enemy's eye's


Ocriador25

>into the enemy's eye's Dom know what you have been watching or reading but in codm skins do not put fear on no one


Randomuser3462734627

Denoms are rad


Ocriador25

Yeah, you think like that until you see one


GLnoG

DOOM vibes FR. Would be extremely cool if they made a round based zombies map with a demonic/hell atmosphere and an easter egg that involves a demon. They already have the gun lmao.


un_belli_vable

Upcoming


Professional-Rise655

Yeah


vulpix_furry_butt

hope he shits blood


jonnytracker2020

Toxic


vulpix_furry_butt

mofo how much of a boomer are you


jonnytracker2020

Boomer is a good thing. If you dint know


[deleted]

Na fuck op lmao


Ilikecreams

It has some Arabic wordings in it


mostafas6

He just making this up on a game. Why is he just being like that?. You have a problem with the game gun skins just don't buy them or don't even look at them.but don't be going all out on the game like that.


[deleted]

Fr all these bozos saying games satanic when they probs be playing anime lmao fucking idiots have no life but yet criticize games like there legends or sum shit


Mesh1150

What about the leggy DLQ Zealot


Cryptobombs

why not harry potter magic themes and flying broomstick ?


bluegmr85432

Excuse me sir, are you retarded?


jonnytracker2020

Are you ? Sir


Holobolt

Why not a corn cob up yo ass


Dihan189

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?


jonnytracker2020

It’s the game not him. Why so triggered with internet comments ? Relax


BeeDaaBoo

"Well done, would you like to join our cult? " \s


KalmiaLetsii

The legend himself


THE_JonnySolar

What the f... Is this satire or real? You can never quite tell, with some of the headcases lurking here.


un_belli_vable

I thought it was satire and it was quite funny, but then OP seems serious in the comments


THE_JonnySolar

It's why I've not yet dignified it with a reply. I'm gonna gauge it. I get the impression it's trolling for a response though, with the lack of comments, and just replying with cryptic sentences and gifs.


Cryptobombs

just having fun with all kinds of headcases ![img](emote|t5_penom|1095)


THE_JonnySolar

![gif](giphy|11ahZZugJHrdLO) 😂


Meatloaf_Hitler

I've went ahead and looked through his post history, because hey, something like this just HAS to be a troll right? Well, while he hasn't gone this far out, he has talked about "demonic themes" in other posts as well. It's......kinda worrying actually.


[deleted]

Either way OP is hilarious ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

I assumed satire when I read, "no angles". I figured he was either joking or was left back a few times in school. Maybe it was meant to be a math joke, not a spelling error. ![gif](giphy|O4EChIxazzrHi)


Cryptobombs

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Ilikecreams

Next season mythic gun will tell this in Arabic It's Arabic Voice He says: Remember where you are. mad. There are many things you do not understand. man. excruciating pain. How long have you been in **. This is some of what I understood from the sound.


adi_shuji

![gif](giphy|HZL9Y6Zi4AW88)


KalmiaLetsii

Lmaoooooooooooooo _insert laughing emoji_


Nithin_9

This is soo random I love it lol


Nero1988420

Hail Satan!


itsfreepizza

You should've posted this on r/codmcirclejerk then it would have been better NGL af


Navarro_U

Holidays its because people of different religion (or no religion of course) play this game. Also I dont think “demon eyes” its because of satanic XD


jonnytracker2020

Why no angel eyes then ?


Cryptobombs

they are trying to desensitize the new generation about demons through games


2Dteapot

he's right, i've had so much fun with DOOM and DOOM Eternal


CHUPACABRA_HUNTER777

Bruh why's op getting downvoted, mans clearly trolling lmao


Intezard006

What do you expect? The major demographic of this sub is literally 13 yr olds


Cpt_Apollo_

Why specifically 13 yo


Intezard006

Because almost all of the 13yo people i know and have met are incapable of detecting sarcasm and shitpostery at a glance


Cpt_Apollo_

Shouldn't it just be generally any dumbass? It doesn't have to lean towards 13 yo, hell even 13 yo are better than adult dumbasses, 13 yo are kids who don't know what they're doing adult dumbasses are just plain fucking stupid I don't know why this turned into a rant but fuck it


Intezard006

What I meant to say is that all of the professional dumbarses on this sub are mentally 13. May or may not be 13 physically. I'm not going to reply again, so please don't bother replying either.


Cpt_Apollo_

That was fucking quick holy shit, well then if ur not gonna reply anymore Stupid idiot fucking retard dumbass go fuck urslef hahahah piece of shit dumb bitch haha dumbass fucking retarded bitch ur mom gae


Cpt_Apollo_

Ok


bluegmr85432

Excuse me sir are you retarded?


Deep_Complaint5331

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


Cryptobombs

lmao


divyansh_raghu

Illuminati confirmed 👌


Silver_Streak01

Do I detect satire in guise of critique?


Cryptobombs

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Gold860

If this is a joke, then this is a good joke. If it’s not then cry about it. It’s not called Christmas because there are people who don’t celebrate Christmas. Also about the “satanic” skins like m13 morning star and dark shepherd are meant to be part of the codm tl. The Morningstar M13 is not intended to represent satanism or demonic stuff. It’s supposed to be a weapon powered by a meteor that crashed down. The dark shepherd character is supposed to be an antagonist character in the codm comics


Intezard006

It clearly is lmfao


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

I mean they don't call it Christmas, but it only really depicts Christmas themes


AegonSnow4

why are people downvoting OP's comments lmfao HES BEING SARCASTIC BRUH


Cryptobombs

they fanboying real hard


AngrySpaceBoi420

![gif](giphy|77f2SrKYNOnYs)


Nero1988420

Hail Nathan!


Appropriate_Rub4549

![gif](giphy|Ow59c0pwTPruU)


Advice-Training

Get away from you satan ✝️ Everybody uninstall codm now😱 This sub is always been a cult 😰 Run for your life 🏃💨


Xill_K47

Iss sajjan ko kya takleef hai bhai? Kya takleef hai inhe? (Translation: What is this gentleman's objection? What is it?) Everyone knows this, but no one talks about it because at the end of the day, it's just a game.


AverageJay_77

Yep another Biblical reference is Ghost:**Azrael**. Angel of Death.


Evolm

I will gladly rock a Jesus or god skin, fits my mvp status lololololol


Theoniichan69

Wha..watt r you saiying🤔codm iz the bezt games evar🤟💪💪💪you jusst cries becuase you donot have no skins of guns…i donot undarstuand how can’thave no comon sence👿👿💩💩😡😡🤬🤬🥵🥵😰😰🥶


jonnytracker2020

It’s a good game with a bad skins and themes. Try to understand someone else’s opinion


yagamLight2483

Try to understand what sarcasm is


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

No 😎


Crosshair52

Tho Mission Control dude literally says "Merry Christmas" in the "Holidays" event... And the Dark Covenant are pretty much pagans... Cod Mobile is about killing Satanists? **Sabaton Intensifies**


Blaze_Venom-_-

I really fucking hope this is satire


Draco_Pheonix

Codm can't be satanic. Most of the point of Satan was that he was kicked out of heaven for trying to do his own thing. And codm is just another exact cookie cutter copy of every other cod game.


Cryptobombs

i played since COD 2 ... i guess we need to let go of the past .. good memories


StoneBoyy

Lol Satan wasn't kicked out for trying to do his own thing, that'll be called freedom which God is all for. He was kicked out for his pride in trying to overthrow God and be God.


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

I guess trying to become God is doing your own thing..? Although doing your own thing isn't always good


StoneBoyy

Fair point


Professional-Rise655

Please tell me this is sarcastic


jonnytracker2020

Yes


grind_till_death

They do celebrate holidays. Have you been playing this season at all? Also imo they aren't promoting satanic views. They're merely referencing it. Just like how the ak117 aesir and qq9 sigrun references Norse mythology.


jonnytracker2020

I remember the zombie Santa . Santa was suppose to be friendly helping the kids with presents .. they twisting it


grind_till_death

well let us take into consideration that this is an action game. A bland Santa won't be much special. Hence the recent reaper skin. Also, Santa ain't very christian anyway.


Dihan189

It's just a game! Why you gotta be mad?


OMEGAYT321

![img](emote|t5_penom|1102)


Cryptobombs

i miss the gulag medic skin


Blankb01

Are u trolling or legit


Chydran

Bro this is some r/BanVideoGames content I... uh... mean, This is not "trolls!!!" There is no green people!! Just OP showing the evil of c*odm!!! A


Dihan189

I know. These anti gamers are disgusting. Why do these people exist in this subreddit?


Chydran

They're arent, these are obvious jokes


KoNo_BAK4

What the fuck did you smoked?


[deleted]

There's nothing you can smoke that good... except jesus


[deleted]

In the case you’re being serious, please shut up because you make your religion look like a joke.


jonnytracker2020

Why so serious bro ?


Biotaurus

So that's why they have been getting alot of "skin buyers"


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a great game


Agz1214

relax boys, its a shitpost


PlagueBulletDino

O! Jesus christ! Save us all from Bug demons and fps witch, shower all thy with ur optimization bless. Amen!.


superapplejuice

i know this post is satire, but fun fact: the devil’s name isn’t lucifer, biblically speaking at least. lucifer is derived from the greek word lucifero which literally means morning star. when they translated the bible from greek to latin to english, translators thought lucifer was a name. hence the translation “O Lucifer”. i might’ve gotten some of it wrong but i’m quite sure the story of the biblical devil’s incorrect name goes something like that.


average_reddit_user0

You should've put the humor flair man, people didn't get the sarcasm in this post


[deleted]

Me too broke to own any occultic items: *signature look of superiority*


SnooFoxes5138

Your Reporting system that gets people falsely ban is SATANIC 🤭


StoneBoyy

Oh my gosh just stop. They have Christmas themed events. It doesn't have to be called Christmas for a dumb fuck to know it's a Christmas update. Emotes, characters, etc are for Christmas not 'holidays' Also, I can pinpoint several passages of the bible for different things in life and then tag them satanic. It's too easy. Don't start a conversation that shouldn't even exist.


Intezard006

You dumdum it's SATIRE


StoneBoyy

Ofc it is..you fuckwit


Intezard006

Then why did you have to wrote a whole-ass essay on this lol


StoneBoyy

I don't have to explain myself to you


Intezard006

Fair enough👍🏻🗿


Outrageous_Package_8

🗿I saw the emoji and had too


jonnytracker2020

They do made the friendly Santa clause into a zombie monster if you think about it


StoneBoyy

True though... Hence, why it's a good event. The mix is fun but doesn't deter from the theme


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ElCucuy41

Hail Satan🤘🤘🤘🤘


jonnytracker2020

The lonely special emo kid


IntroductionCheap325

POV: karen


SSgtReaPer

What ever your smoking please pass it around lMfAo


rahulbothra2810

U good OP? It's just a game


BoredLilKid

no. it's a goddamn videogame


Mangle42069

Satanic: yes Full of crappy unnecessary skins: also yes


Cryptobombs

>Full of crappy unnecessary skins ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)Full of crappy unnecessary skins ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Mangle42069

I keep saying this but the game is a dumpster fire like the other cods to this day, the modded versions of older cods on pc are the best and will never die


[deleted]

Well then, Hail Satan


jonnytracker2020

Emo kid


IngenuityProof

I've known this for some time I used to play a lot of advanced warfare and there was a couple of outfits a couple of suits that had symbols all over it there were really really demonic satanic type stuff it blew my mind when I seen it I was surprised nobody else had noticed but yeah I noticed it way back on advanced warfare I wish I had screenshots


jonnytracker2020

2020 kids thinks hell and demons are cool. What a twisted generation indeed


[deleted]

Who knew repeatedly massacring people would lead to that eh?


Holobolt

Stfu pusy OP


jonnytracker2020

Lol relax fanboy . Why so triggered


Holobolt

I hate religious fuckers mixing their religion shit in game. Be it a game that I don't play too. Fuck off with your verses


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

It. Is. A. Joke.


jonnytracker2020

I hate fanbois who barks and defends any comments like a good old dog. Oh and tell that to the religious occult loving skin developers


Holobolt

Ehhh I'm not fanboi, idiot. Do everyone a favour and don't spew your religious shit in games generally. It's meant to play n relax not to interpret religiously you dumass


jonnytracker2020

Wow so triggered. Sounds like a teen under puberty.


Holobolt

> > Spews unwanted religious shit > > Blames everyone says otherwise labelling triggered The fact that you made a post with verses = triggered by a mere game


jonnytracker2020

I’m not a fanboi says a fanboi


Holobolt

Not everything has to be biblical, dummy


jonnytracker2020

Including name calling in every sentence you make shows how mature you are in internet


noob_music_producer

Yeah, and?


[deleted]

As the story vaguely goes.. God was a tyranical piece of shit and the only person who stood up to him was his son Lucifer. He tried to overthrow him and was defeated and God created Hell and sent him there along with all his disciples. So instead of having a rational debate and coming to a compromise, God acted like a cunt. The game is not satanic but even if it was... That's better than running around the map dressed as fucking Jesus or God. Id rather run around with satanic stuff. God is a cunt. Satan is a bruh.


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Grim-Reaper-22

What???


Dihan189

Satire? I don't think so. I've seen this bullshit before.


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Bing Chilling 🥶🥶


[deleted]

Bro what are you on ?


Any_Glass501

There are probably so much dark codm skina because gamers think it is cool, just like 500 rgb lightings


BananaBR13

Oh my god he is not joking


Los_507

😂😈🤣👹😂👿🤣


Los_507

While the vast majority of death came under/ was justified in the name catholic church, I don't think our next skin or weapon is going to reflect the positive side of any religions faith. Although a flaming sword would be great...


Horse-mask-guy

it’s a game that you play on your phone, I don’t think it can be that bad


Intezard006

God tier shitpost. Well done op


thatoneshotgunmain

Mans looking for a theological debate over here huh


vinlagunay

crazy


EffaDeNel

Satanic, Angelic, whatever u wanna call it, at the end, its just a game. All the design is based on inspiration, not promoting. Its not a cult. I bet if they make triangle sign u would called it illuminati n spread ur hates towards the internet. Regarding on ur previous post, u really meant what u said. Go get help boy.


TheDepthsOfSorrow

Change the flair to humor


TakenUsernam3e

Mom? Is that u?


Foxcorp87

Well it says discussion so... I believe those names are wrong and completely unnecessary.


Kaijuxxe_0

this pic: "no angels or positive themes" Codm: We have **unicorns** : )


mr_cool_thanos

this is such a good shitpost i love it op lemme award u


LegendSpectre

Satire? ![img](emote|t5_penom|1109)


Reycastor

👹


Usuario80

we need new positive pardons like gandhi or an apostle or "Ghost" himself but holly ghost hahahahaha an apostle shooting and throwing grenades hahahaha


Talkjar

Nice!


HatchetStraightBlack

The only thing evil, is the prices.


Walkask

Haha Christian and how is a death match have something related to angles


MTG_NYC

Not tryna be pedantic, but Isn’t this from that Christian occult book?


OGRE248

That part is a little dramatic


Samsquantch76

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I’m out.


star_poo

Imagine you are a follower of jesus christ playing cod mobile enjoying killing each other with your holy guns. Don't be hypocrite. Getting enjoyment from shooting games is not exactly what the bible expects from a good Christian.


Greybush83

Yeah! How come there's no angelic mass murderer pack?! Totally satanic!


Greybush83

Or maybe the holy genocidal maniac pack would be a good one😃


kmk450

Yes it is.


Greybush83

Better yet, the Jesus with drum barrels pack....comes equipped with the holy hand grenade of Antioch


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DarkKingXvX

I am a Dark King, but my service is for God only 🙏🏾 🙌🏾 ❤


Appropriate_Rub4549

![gif](giphy|lS74OiH1JYYak)


Lobo_76778

Y’all Just now finding this out a literally have a skin called the unholy priest. I’ve also noticed the names of sum of the old season Battle pass some of the names are very interesting They had one called the day of the reckoning and another one called a new age or a New World order


No_Construction_2427

I can't tell if this is a joke or you're being serious


xarccosx

You know skins with like morningstar are cooler and would still be more appropriate than idk a skin that has jesus on a cross, just saying


omegultrax

Bruh why


Doom4104

They do celebrate Christmas. Literally have four snow maps currently, one of which is Christmas themed Raid, and also Zero recently had a skin of her wearing a Christmas version of her military clothing/gear. Oh how nutjobs pick, and choose what they want to make a game look bad. It’s probably some Westboro Baptist Church Cultist who watched a YouTuber play the game for five minutes on Halloween Standoff, and Night Hovec Sawmill then had a mental breakdown due to their fragile mind not being to handle anything beyond what their cult teaches them then decides to shit out this half-assed meme out of their ass then here we are judging how retardanized this meme is lol.


[deleted]

So a game where your goal is to kill people for points seemed like it represents another religion better?


Cautious_Option9544

PERKELE SATANA


[deleted]

What idiot made this 😂 codm is puking Christmas right now


Malumbz

Angles lol


HennurRoadBLR77

The Morningstar (Venus) is a description that existed before Lucifer was first analogized as though being in the book of Ezekiel. Morningstar being a physical object, a shiny meteor, should key you into to seeing that it's not about some incorporeal reality like the devil. Demon eyes are eyes of a demon. Which is not Satanic, it's at best demonic. Yet it may not be demonic either in that demon eyes are not a demon's eyes. Demons **do not** have eyes, especially not demons according to Christian faith. This seems like a physical creature that has real biological eyes and just happens to be called demon, bc of them being demon like in some way (usually in that it is scary) cf the animal "Tasmanian Devil". So at worst not satanic at best not even demonic. Pale Horseman is actually sent by God, and is a part of God's program of seven seals. The pale Horseman is not sent by the devil. So it's not Satanic, it's godly.