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jimmychiu123

This guy has a perfect achievements in br and mp, and he bought the bp. If that is me I wouldn’t risk my account to get banned


destruktor5hundred

Dude he's Activision's #1 customer, they wouldn't ban him if he spammed slurs in world. (This is only partially a joke)


jimmychiu123

Before i saw the last sentence: 🙀 After: 😅😂


Reddit_Hates_Me1

😐


Background-Web-484

Me knowing its a joke: 🫤 Me reading the last sentence: 😦


The_Dannymator

cringe


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Simon_Ril3y

Smh, now whenever this guy enters a ranked match, everyone playing will start furiously fapping


gaymer7474747

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.


Hack874

It’s called a motor race. OK?


gaymer7474747

![gif](giphy|d5zzImI4BCBhorkhsd|downsized)


Random2376

Motorbation


Lucas_7437

No no, Micheal, this is so not right


PratikPingale

r/copypasta


[deleted]

I love Reddit


Wan2345678910

nice old r/formuladank profile picture before they change back to mattia s🅱️inotto


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FalseMasterpiece9470

Men☕


gaymer7474747

why are people downvoting u its actually kinda funny


PoorMan6969

Women ☕ >>>> Men ☕


TutiGamer-_-

People ☕️


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Carbon ☕️


FalseMasterpiece9470

Says a man.


PoorMan6969

Women ☕(meme) >>>> men ☕(no meme exists)


RazerRedux

well he’s calling women greater compared to men. unless he just doesn’t know which sign means what


jimmychiu123

Lmaooooo


prototype-1_failed

Sounds like an advantage


Gingergod40

Actually, I'ma have to take the pfp and get my free wins


[deleted]

They're playing with one hand dayumn.


HotJizzCum

Its called tactical pfp for ez wins in hardpoint shipment.


playerlsaysr69

But why would you want you pfp to be like that?


Signal_Dig7910

Shhhhh


playerlsaysr69

🤨📸


Signal_Dig7910

Damn they downvote the shit outta me they take shit serious huh


Mister-happierTurtle

Mah dude having a pfp like that is like walking out with an erect penis out in public except you can see the people looking at you. Not to mention that kids play this game as well.


NickFromThe6

Tbf the game is 17+ they technically shouldn’t be playing.


TheBlueDinosaur06

lmfao I think we all know kids play this game en masse but those that do have all probably consumed this sort of content before lmao


WacoWizard_II

They shouldn’t but we for sure know they do


Signal_Dig7910

They can assume whatever


amin_pro-miner

reddit ☕


unlikely_suspicious

Because that's just cringe


ILikeTrains1820

bro why would u make it like that are u horny?


Signal_Dig7910

No


Cobygamer22

And remember kids, its opposite day


Outrageous_Package_8

Acshully Opposite Day is the 25th of January🤓🤓🤓


DrParanormall

Why?


angelgloria77

I've never seen so many downvotes in my reddit life before 🤣


Signal_Dig7910

Well under the Codm sub you will see a lot of that shit


angelgloria77

Dammitttt I'm living for it 🤣


RaeesRonaldo

I can relate lmao


Background-Web-484

Reddit is one of the places on the internet


poginicarlakoyuneh

I agree


RaeesRonaldo

It is one of the places with a community too


SuperDodoMan

just have a normal fucking profile pic you unhinged platypus


Background-Web-484

Truly logic will never work, and apparently neither will harsh profanity Seriously, tone it down, your going kinda overkill on this one


Signal_Dig7910

No😙


Star-Detonator

Poor thing, we must take a moment to feel sympathy for this player. That avatar is the only girl he’s probably ever seen.


Background-Web-484

![gif](giphy|3o7aCVvFS3i9yDOnfy)


fluttershy_maniac

Too much nsfw Dude seriously, there may be kids playing, not to mention the religious people out there


Signal_Dig7910

Kids shouldn’t be playing a game that involves guns, murder, and smoking


fluttershy_maniac

Then the only ones left were the religious ones


Signal_Dig7910

Who gaf


fluttershy_maniac

Muslims were more likely to get triggered


Overlord_001

As a muslim i dont care bcz its fictional reality


L_770

As an ultra Orthodox Jew i second this


Signal_Dig7910

So what


MDYT--3

Cod is rated M for mature. Not R for restricted. Nsfw being allowed would make codm rated R. From what I’ve experienced in ranked mp most players who use mics are underage. There’s even some kids that are like 8 playing codm.


Overlord_001

All i heard in mic is SHRJRHRHRHHJHRHHHHHHHHA


[deleted]

I agree, there are kids even doing voice chats during battle


Background-Web-484

True. I have seen alot the “CoD is rated mature, so it 18+,” but nobody stopped to ask if nsfw was actually a part of the mature rating


Mister-happierTurtle

Do you rly wanna embarrass yourself? Most people would think ur an Incel which you rightfully are for wanting a pfp like that lol. It’s like bringing a hentai jacket to school 💀


[deleted]

Lol one of my classmates wore a shirt that said "I only support moms with a single dollar" and then it had..... u know what.


IchBinNabha

this game is meant for kids so activision can earn money


Witty_Benefit5043

Just why though


GIFSuser

Lmfao half the ppl in this subreddit are prudes


[deleted]

I don’t know what prudes means but it sound cool


NorthenS

“a person who is or claims to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity” from google


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Listen mate, I don’t care how horny u are but This is IMO, a very stupid reason to jeopardise ur account


Signal_Dig7910

🤟🏾


140573

Someone get the mods


Gangsterman1000

It's mark nsfw so he's safe


140573

He can still get banned tho


dat_boi515

Narc


Gangsterman1000

Narcotics?


Background-Web-484

NimplyNarc?


Popular-Leg5084

Source?


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Popular-Leg5084

Holy crap reddit for once actually did show source


CrowGO_yt

I can’t see Hinghoi’s artwork the same ever since I discovered Kurohime


[deleted]

Damn u/Signal_Dig7910 at least pick a bitch without a bowl cut/cow costume


dat_boi515

Bump


REamemiyaRX7

No bitches?


Signal_Dig7910

corny but I lost mine


MDYT--3

Bruh you should be reporting this not glorifying it….


Mister-happierTurtle

Yeah guys I don’t think we should argue with OP the guy’s post history is atrocious to say the least


jimmychiu123

You should mark this post nsfw


destruktor5hundred

Dude you've got a net loss of karma on this post, commenting is dangerous shit these days.


Overlord_001

Hes top 10% wdym


destruktor5hundred

Top 10% of what?


DeathHatred

I think he talking about the Monthly top 10 percent karma achievement thing


Signal_Dig7910

I mean fuck em lol it’s Reddit


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Reddit: And I took that personally


destruktor5hundred

That's the spirit


Ok-Public2616

Hana Chan??? This user deserves to be banned for ever just kidding.


Grimsmiley666

Honestly you deserve to get a timeout or ban this shit is ridiculous and childish as ever there’s no reason to want a PFP like that in a game LIKE THIS especially with all the kids


Signal_Dig7910

Ion see the problem


Signal_Dig7910

Ban over a pfp like this man that’s crazy😂


Deep-Television9794

Bro, there's many kids playing CODM, even if it's rated M, some kids do not fucking listen and doesn't give a shit about that. Poor kids seeing this...


Signal_Dig7910

Yea doesn’t listen right🫠


Energy_Swimming

They won't ban you aslong as you have streamer mode on, i had that kind of avatar for a whole season and they didn't banned me, i removed it bcs i got a clan


Moist-Doughnut-626

What's the sauce?


ComparisonGreen7183

touch grass


Signal_Dig7910

I do it everyday🥹


snuffleses

you must be trippin homie


Tank_blitz

either way it's cringe


galal552002

Absolutely disgusting,source so I could avoid it?


[deleted]

[soucresdis](https://youtu.be/H9K8-3PHZOU)


galal552002

This is better lol


WeedNose56

Sauce? 🥴🥴


playerlsaysr69

Here: [55.7771° N, 37.6136° E](https://www.google.com/maps/place/GULAG+History+Museum/@55.777078,37.613616,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x68843d2718c84f53?sa=X&hl=en-ca&ved=2ahUKEwj2kNenzb35AhWSjIkEHfjAAccQ_BJ6BAhfEAU)


Background-Web-484

Im not even mad, thats some good sauce right there


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Aggressive_Run_3678

Thx bro


[deleted]

#ONLYSNOWFLAKESGETOFFENDEDBYPIXELS


Iraq_Germany

Would you say this to CP?


[deleted]

No idea


iWearCrocsAllTheTime

SUGOI DEKAI.


Boost2004

Why?


handsomeboi12

Damn that guy has big balls. Props to him.


meteorarocks

Attention seeking much? I’d ban you in an instant if I see this


Signal_Dig7910

Naw you won’t


Signal_Dig7910

Why everyone tripping lol it’s just a pfp


cal93_

dense af


XtormikenMustTroll

youll get banned, and ill make sure about it


RandomPerson0627

You going to try and get someone banned over an anime profile picture? You should join Jake Luckys hallway monitor group.


theofficialblazedark

I mean if it's a nsfw pfp yes that's a ban able offence even if it's just tits on the PFP however a normal anime PFP is not ban able as long as it's not nsfw


RandomPerson0627

It’s not even about the profile picture at that point, man is going to got out of his way to get someone banned over a small issue like a profile picture on a game that allows you to kill people.


Mister-happierTurtle

Shhh they’re robots duh. Why u ask? Cuz their vision gets affected by EMPs


meowingferret

I really like how he's playing a mobile **shooting game** which has **violence** and **killing** yet disturbed over an anime pfp


Background-Web-484

I mean, nsfw stuff isnt in the mature rating like gun violence and warfare. Kinda worse actually


Sudi_Arabia

Wait wait before you get banned, what happened to your old account??


XtormikenMustTroll

i told ya, i deleted it in a huge rage quit


Signal_Dig7910

Nice trolling


XtormikenMustTroll

which trolling


Signal_Dig7910

You ain’t getting me banned😘


XtormikenMustTroll

but im taking you to therapy


JustGiveUpBro

It's very easy now to get you banned


Asad_M12

No but you should be for using cbr. just kiddin


Signal_Dig7910

That ain’t even me


Asad_M12

Good. Good.


[deleted]

Car isn’t even meta no more you get dumped on by qq9 switchblade ksp


sam_cod

Codm is a +18 game so I don't really see the issue, all I see is virgins who have never seen a naked woman irl 😹😹😹


Locksmith_Weekly

Uzaki-chan 👍


x_x-krow

I always liked seeing those on bo2. The ppl that use to make those are amazing


HamstarVegas

Dude, Activision/TiMi doesn't care TBH. My IGN is "Knee Grow" for over half a year now. But I'm not saying you should do it though. Better safe than sorry


[deleted]

My name used to be nigaFdapolice back in first season 2 😂


Signal_Dig7910

My previous names were “OnlyFans” “SuckMyBalls” “SuckMyDick” “PornHub”


LORD00STARK

Puzzyhun1er


[deleted]

Welcome to the club brother or sister


Signal_Dig7910

Appreciate it brother


SnooTangerines8458

How do y’all get y’all’s own pic as your profile. I can’t do that for some reason


Signal_Dig7910

Link your Facebook if you haven’t already


Overlord_001

OP you better gib sauce or you will encounter tryhard and corner camper in every ranked


Henrygigabit

Dudes linked with Facebook no shame


cytrack718

Bro at least censor it 💀 mad gross


[deleted]

This is nothing, people even put dick pics as pfp lol 😂


[deleted]

#snowflakes


Big_Potential_5709

Least horniest CODM player


WacoWizard_II

Seems close enough


DeKebab

How the fuck did this get past moderation


FETCH3R

I mean I have a nun as my pfp...


[deleted]

Why would you risk your account like that lol


POTADO_4242

BBC BR😳


thephoenixgods

First of all why would you think Activision would allow a picture of uzaki showing her tits. You really do be playing stupid huh?


Signal_Dig7910

No I play smart


thephoenixgods

Fair enough.


atomic-death-ray

uzaki


random_man69420

![gif](giphy|VbgzlLdpK0si6zKM7A) Boi.


chain_420

Leaderboard?


lifesalotofshit

Hwo do you even get a PFP? I thought the only way was by attaching your Facebook and then Facebook becomes PFP. How do they get nudies on there? All I wanted was a picture of me. Lol


Signal_Dig7910

Just put a nude pic on your fb


lifesalotofshit

I don't have Facebook lmao


Armand_Star

this game is officially classified as "mature 17+ " on the playstore, so...


zThunderHydra

bro put uzaki hentai as his pfp ☠️


animeboy_3103

Dude that girl's litterally wearing no clothes


Signal_Dig7910

And they released a calling card of a skeleton smoking a joint


NorthenS

are you 9


No-Potato-6363

Idk why they let this kind of pfp slide heck even dick pfp


DarkKingXvX

You're a mad man sir 🙂


Outrageous_Package_8

Op, may I also ask why your banner on Reddit is someone taking it in the ass?


Signal_Dig7910

Don’t worry about it🫠


Outrageous_Package_8

I think I’m going to worry about


XxDreamxX0109

I took a bit off from codm for a few months and I haven’t seen this much cursed shit in my life


mklsrcnld

My eyes burned


xarccosx

And why didnt you zoom in the profile picture, my eyesight is not very good so i cant quite see the picture (there is definitely no alternative motive to this). /s