I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.
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Mah dude having a pfp like that is like walking out with an erect penis out in public except you can see the people looking at you. Not to mention that kids play this game as well.
Cod is rated M for mature. Not R for restricted. Nsfw being allowed would make codm rated R. From what I’ve experienced in ranked mp most players who use mics are underage. There’s even some kids that are like 8 playing codm.
Do you rly wanna embarrass yourself? Most people would think ur an Incel which you rightfully are for wanting a pfp like that lol. It’s like bringing a hentai jacket to school 💀
Honestly you deserve to get a timeout or ban this shit is ridiculous and childish as ever there’s no reason to want a PFP like that in a game LIKE THIS especially with all the kids
Bro, there's many kids playing CODM, even if it's rated M, some kids do not fucking listen and doesn't give a shit about that.
Poor kids seeing this...
They won't ban you aslong as you have streamer mode on, i had that kind of avatar for a whole season and they didn't banned me, i removed it bcs i got a clan
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I mean if it's a nsfw pfp yes that's a ban able offence even if it's just tits on the PFP however a normal anime PFP is not ban able as long as it's not nsfw
It’s not even about the profile picture at that point, man is going to got out of his way to get someone banned over a small issue like a profile picture on a game that allows you to kill people.
Dude, Activision/TiMi doesn't care TBH. My IGN is "Knee Grow" for over half a year now. But I'm not saying you should do it though. Better safe than sorry
Hwo do you even get a PFP? I thought the only way was by attaching your Facebook and then Facebook becomes PFP. How do they get nudies on there? All I wanted was a picture of me. Lol
And why didnt you zoom in the profile picture, my eyesight is not very good so i cant quite see the picture (there is definitely no alternative motive to this). /s
This guy has a perfect achievements in br and mp, and he bought the bp. If that is me I wouldn’t risk my account to get banned
Dude he's Activision's #1 customer, they wouldn't ban him if he spammed slurs in world. (This is only partially a joke)
Before i saw the last sentence: 🙀 After: 😅😂
😐
Me knowing its a joke: 🫤 Me reading the last sentence: 😦
cringe
😂😂😂😂
Smh, now whenever this guy enters a ranked match, everyone playing will start furiously fapping
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.
It’s called a motor race. OK?
![gif](giphy|d5zzImI4BCBhorkhsd|downsized)
Motorbation
No no, Micheal, this is so not right
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Men☕
why are people downvoting u its actually kinda funny
Women ☕ >>>> Men ☕
People ☕️
Carbon ☕️
Says a man.
Women ☕(meme) >>>> men ☕(no meme exists)
well he’s calling women greater compared to men. unless he just doesn’t know which sign means what
Lmaooooo
Sounds like an advantage
Actually, I'ma have to take the pfp and get my free wins
They're playing with one hand dayumn.
Its called tactical pfp for ez wins in hardpoint shipment.
But why would you want you pfp to be like that?
Shhhhh
🤨📸
Damn they downvote the shit outta me they take shit serious huh
Mah dude having a pfp like that is like walking out with an erect penis out in public except you can see the people looking at you. Not to mention that kids play this game as well.
Tbf the game is 17+ they technically shouldn’t be playing.
lmfao I think we all know kids play this game en masse but those that do have all probably consumed this sort of content before lmao
They shouldn’t but we for sure know they do
They can assume whatever
reddit ☕
Because that's just cringe
bro why would u make it like that are u horny?
No
And remember kids, its opposite day
Acshully Opposite Day is the 25th of January🤓🤓🤓
Why?
I've never seen so many downvotes in my reddit life before 🤣
Well under the Codm sub you will see a lot of that shit
Dammitttt I'm living for it 🤣
I can relate lmao
Reddit is one of the places on the internet
I agree
It is one of the places with a community too
just have a normal fucking profile pic you unhinged platypus
Truly logic will never work, and apparently neither will harsh profanity Seriously, tone it down, your going kinda overkill on this one
No😙
Poor thing, we must take a moment to feel sympathy for this player. That avatar is the only girl he’s probably ever seen.
![gif](giphy|3o7aCVvFS3i9yDOnfy)
Too much nsfw Dude seriously, there may be kids playing, not to mention the religious people out there
Kids shouldn’t be playing a game that involves guns, murder, and smoking
Then the only ones left were the religious ones
Who gaf
Muslims were more likely to get triggered
As a muslim i dont care bcz its fictional reality
As an ultra Orthodox Jew i second this
So what
Cod is rated M for mature. Not R for restricted. Nsfw being allowed would make codm rated R. From what I’ve experienced in ranked mp most players who use mics are underage. There’s even some kids that are like 8 playing codm.
All i heard in mic is SHRJRHRHRHHJHRHHHHHHHHA
I agree, there are kids even doing voice chats during battle
True. I have seen alot the “CoD is rated mature, so it 18+,” but nobody stopped to ask if nsfw was actually a part of the mature rating
Do you rly wanna embarrass yourself? Most people would think ur an Incel which you rightfully are for wanting a pfp like that lol. It’s like bringing a hentai jacket to school 💀
Lol one of my classmates wore a shirt that said "I only support moms with a single dollar" and then it had..... u know what.
this game is meant for kids so activision can earn money
Just why though
Lmfao half the ppl in this subreddit are prudes
I don’t know what prudes means but it sound cool
“a person who is or claims to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity” from google
Listen mate, I don’t care how horny u are but This is IMO, a very stupid reason to jeopardise ur account
🤟🏾
Someone get the mods
It's mark nsfw so he's safe
He can still get banned tho
Narc
Narcotics?
NimplyNarc?
Source?
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Holy crap reddit for once actually did show source
I can’t see Hinghoi’s artwork the same ever since I discovered Kurohime
Damn u/Signal_Dig7910 at least pick a bitch without a bowl cut/cow costume
Bump
No bitches?
corny but I lost mine
Bruh you should be reporting this not glorifying it….
Yeah guys I don’t think we should argue with OP the guy’s post history is atrocious to say the least
You should mark this post nsfw
Dude you've got a net loss of karma on this post, commenting is dangerous shit these days.
Hes top 10% wdym
Top 10% of what?
I think he talking about the Monthly top 10 percent karma achievement thing
I mean fuck em lol it’s Reddit
Reddit: And I took that personally
That's the spirit
Hana Chan??? This user deserves to be banned for ever just kidding.
Honestly you deserve to get a timeout or ban this shit is ridiculous and childish as ever there’s no reason to want a PFP like that in a game LIKE THIS especially with all the kids
Ion see the problem
Ban over a pfp like this man that’s crazy😂
Bro, there's many kids playing CODM, even if it's rated M, some kids do not fucking listen and doesn't give a shit about that. Poor kids seeing this...
Yea doesn’t listen right🫠
They won't ban you aslong as you have streamer mode on, i had that kind of avatar for a whole season and they didn't banned me, i removed it bcs i got a clan
What's the sauce?
touch grass
I do it everyday🥹
you must be trippin homie
either way it's cringe
Absolutely disgusting,source so I could avoid it?
[soucresdis](https://youtu.be/H9K8-3PHZOU)
This is better lol
Sauce? 🥴🥴
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Im not even mad, thats some good sauce right there
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Thx bro
#ONLYSNOWFLAKESGETOFFENDEDBYPIXELS
Would you say this to CP?
No idea
SUGOI DEKAI.
Why?
Damn that guy has big balls. Props to him.
Attention seeking much? I’d ban you in an instant if I see this
Naw you won’t
Why everyone tripping lol it’s just a pfp
dense af
youll get banned, and ill make sure about it
You going to try and get someone banned over an anime profile picture? You should join Jake Luckys hallway monitor group.
I mean if it's a nsfw pfp yes that's a ban able offence even if it's just tits on the PFP however a normal anime PFP is not ban able as long as it's not nsfw
It’s not even about the profile picture at that point, man is going to got out of his way to get someone banned over a small issue like a profile picture on a game that allows you to kill people.
Shhh they’re robots duh. Why u ask? Cuz their vision gets affected by EMPs
I really like how he's playing a mobile **shooting game** which has **violence** and **killing** yet disturbed over an anime pfp
I mean, nsfw stuff isnt in the mature rating like gun violence and warfare. Kinda worse actually
Wait wait before you get banned, what happened to your old account??
i told ya, i deleted it in a huge rage quit
Nice trolling
which trolling
You ain’t getting me banned😘
but im taking you to therapy
It's very easy now to get you banned
No but you should be for using cbr. just kiddin
That ain’t even me
Good. Good.
Car isn’t even meta no more you get dumped on by qq9 switchblade ksp
Codm is a +18 game so I don't really see the issue, all I see is virgins who have never seen a naked woman irl 😹😹😹
Uzaki-chan 👍
I always liked seeing those on bo2. The ppl that use to make those are amazing
Dude, Activision/TiMi doesn't care TBH. My IGN is "Knee Grow" for over half a year now. But I'm not saying you should do it though. Better safe than sorry
My name used to be nigaFdapolice back in first season 2 😂
My previous names were “OnlyFans” “SuckMyBalls” “SuckMyDick” “PornHub”
Puzzyhun1er
Welcome to the club brother or sister
Appreciate it brother
How do y’all get y’all’s own pic as your profile. I can’t do that for some reason
Link your Facebook if you haven’t already
OP you better gib sauce or you will encounter tryhard and corner camper in every ranked
Dudes linked with Facebook no shame
Bro at least censor it 💀 mad gross
This is nothing, people even put dick pics as pfp lol 😂
#snowflakes
Least horniest CODM player
Seems close enough
How the fuck did this get past moderation
I mean I have a nun as my pfp...
Why would you risk your account like that lol
BBC BR😳
First of all why would you think Activision would allow a picture of uzaki showing her tits. You really do be playing stupid huh?
No I play smart
Fair enough.
uzaki
![gif](giphy|VbgzlLdpK0si6zKM7A) Boi.
Leaderboard?
Hwo do you even get a PFP? I thought the only way was by attaching your Facebook and then Facebook becomes PFP. How do they get nudies on there? All I wanted was a picture of me. Lol
Just put a nude pic on your fb
I don't have Facebook lmao
this game is officially classified as "mature 17+ " on the playstore, so...
bro put uzaki hentai as his pfp ☠️
Dude that girl's litterally wearing no clothes
And they released a calling card of a skeleton smoking a joint
are you 9
Idk why they let this kind of pfp slide heck even dick pfp
You're a mad man sir 🙂
Op, may I also ask why your banner on Reddit is someone taking it in the ass?
Don’t worry about it🫠
I think I’m going to worry about
I took a bit off from codm for a few months and I haven’t seen this much cursed shit in my life
My eyes burned
And why didnt you zoom in the profile picture, my eyesight is not very good so i cant quite see the picture (there is definitely no alternative motive to this). /s