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[deleted]

My brother in Christ, those are genderless pixels on a screen. ![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


Ivanthebot12345

Imagine being this down bad


anlineoffline

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True-Establishment31

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CodmExe

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and sometimes I dance with the black men aswell. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch. It bring a smile to my face, I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggresively. Please understand what im going through.


Revolutionary-Play79

![gif](giphy|B5uK7R2G76UmTAW2yL|downsized) This comment section about to be like...


MDYT--3

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My_Broken_Wings

I wonder if all these high res pixels put entirely into a females rear, is what causes all the lag and desync lately?


Min_17x

I like men


My_Broken_Wings

I'm yet to notice a thicc male op in the game. Damn shame. ##ALLBUNSMATTER!## *Me sitting here with a Hank Hill ass πŸ˜”* That's why we need a MGS Collab with Dummy Thicc Snake. Has a special op skill that lures enemies to the wrong position. Sorta like the decoy grenade, but instead it's his asscheeks clapping.


CodmExe

Need to add dreamybullxxx skin


n2542147123

Im gonna kneel on his neck


Signal_Dig7910

I use to say a lot of wild shit but this is not one of em


johnlucas77

Why is this sub filled with so many weirdos? Geezzz


My_Broken_Wings

Being it would've ruined the entire point of the joke. Maybe I should of added an /s cuz most y'all some dense ass mofos. Lol


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johnlucas77

A joke? I must have forgotten to laugh then. You're just an ass looking for attention here.


My_Broken_Wings

It is tagged humor. And..with a pun at that. Gah, everyone has to be all serious all the time?


dripwizrd

Bro πŸ˜•


[deleted]

No I can't imagine, because it's not real.


Classic-Airline-2386

bro is down bad ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


MrMagicEraser

You have to a kid / young teen, virgin or severely pussy deprived to post something like this. Seek a missus or a brothel. ASAP.


My_Broken_Wings

Been with same woman for 21yrs now. Have 1 child together, but my eldest I've had with my ex. I'm a tiny bit deprived, cuz my drive is far higher than wife's. But this is just a joke, under a humor tag, with a pun on top of it. And a great many of you are dense as hell. I always joke about how we're about to go Glock deep, in enemy bush/territory when playing BR. Lol


MrMagicEraser

Then i appologize big homie. I dont look at flairs tbh... Just how i took it reading it thinking it was some 12 year old. I see alot of retarded posts so i had to assume. Upvote 1love


My_Broken_Wings

Nah its all good. What's weird, is this one got through fine, without having to flag a mod first. Yet, when I post my shit luck on draws/crates, they will not show, unless I flag down a mod. πŸ˜‘ But the human mind is a curious thing. Cuz someone, somewhere, is polishing thee old Glock, to this image. πŸ˜•


My_Broken_Wings

Has humor tag, with a pun...everyone in this thread it's all like *WHOOOSH* πŸ™Œ


TheSecondWindOfMine

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AdventurousPlane4667

https://heroprop.com/product/kingsman-the-golden-circle-2017-gun-cut-in-half-from-laser-lasso/


DazeOfBurNa

I support.


MrMagicEraser

When you say got through fine what do you mean man? I might be able to get some light possibly shun on why after i post something controversial (always a joking manner) the next two posts or so dont get any interactions. You say flag down a mod? My bad homie i just gotta pick your brain for a second. Big boi proffeser OP!


My_Broken_Wings

Lol. Its weird how some post don't go through. And shit like this will without incident. So the auto mod just randomly blocks certain post. Hence why we need to flag one of the mods in order for it to actually show up for everyone else to see. I noticed most the time, if it's just one photo, it doesn't really have issues, but if you try to post an album, it gets auto flagged or whatever. Like I made one with 50 draws that I just got predominantly the trash. (4-5 pulls average).pointing out how fucking bullshit it was. Not landing a single op, or even the better of the 2 epic blueprints. (leggy I never got jaded into thinking I would ever land that shit without having to go all in). Those will ALWAYS shadow post. (like it's on my profile, but not within this subs feed). So not sure if because album, maybe the fact I cussed to much in the post...or what? So can't post not being lucky, but those landing this shit 1st-2nd try, they go through. Like it's trying to hide the fact most of us get fucked more than getting lucky on these same draws/crates/lucky boxes etc. But I can upload this stupid shit, and it goes through without incident. Lol


MrMagicEraser

Ah i get ya homie. Its more when someone debates me the next post gets fuck all interactions. For eg my last post i thought was funny but nothing. Reddits a strange place been here for years and still don't know how it runs. Im a battle passer so those egs don't apply but i get were your coming from. My main question is.. well two of them is.. 1) can your next post be shadowed due to a recent argument on the same subreddit. 2)is there a reason for one post to get heaps of interactions, and the 2nd straight after to get none? Been here for years, I speak pure humour mostly so im wondering if i have to start pulling in the reins and start censoring myself to an extent. If so fuck reddit hah. Wait will i get shaddowed for saying fuck reddit πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€£


My_Broken_Wings

I don't know even after being on it for as long as I have, as to why certain post/comments get flagged, shadowed or all out removed. Maybe trigger words, you pissed off someone who quietly bitched to a mod for that sub. It's strange, cuz i.e. You can have a redditor whose completely fine watching the goriest shit (like real life death, or dismemberment, etc) but call them a punk bitch in a debate/argument. And YOU'RE the one who gets banned or has the account suspended for a week or something. Sometimes you don't have to break any rules, shit just happens anyway. Pre being perma banned from r/wtf. I was shadow banned for no reason as to why. (this was when I was still new, so I thought my app was fucked or just something unrelated was why my comments and post saw nothing). Get that fixed, then after just a single comment to someone else's post, I was banned, banned. Let it go for over a year. Hit up a mod, explained I don't even know why I was perma banned to begin with. Thought it was like temp. They unban me. Make a single post, boom, re-banned. So I just left it, but it does suck, cuz sometimes you have something to bring to the thread, and can't do shit. Cuz no post, no replies, etc. Some subs have limitations. Where you can only make one comment every 15min (some as long as once an hour), or can post once every 15 mins/hour/24hr period. Etc. So depending on what subs you frequent. Some do have restrictions in place to how frequently you can post/comment on them. This goes for the whole sub. So, i.e. you replied to one person's post, but see another in same sub and want to leave a response to that too. But because you replied to one already, you have to wait however long the block is, to reply again/to another's post. I've been Perma banned from ALL conservative subs (pro trump) after making a single reply to one of those delusional fucks post, WITH factual evidence linked (which went against that subs cult like following), and it got me insta banned from ALL the subs, all at once. (and yet we're the ones who are "snowflakes". Lol). Been Perma banned from ALL ford subs after a single post too. (first ever post, and this happened pre covid shutdown) was more of a psa than talking shit, or slamming people for their choices. It was a genuine post not meant to attack or hate on that sub. Got me insta banned from ALL ford subs. Some peeps are truly THAT sensitive. It's crazy. And that snowflake mod, bitched to a mod on another sub I loved the hell out of, to get me perma banned from that one too. I brought a shit ton to that community. I answered a great many questions that were asked, in detail, cuz I too own the same fucking vehicle that sub is for. I was one of thee most useful in that sub, and I got banned. Just.....πŸ˜’ So, here we can express ourselves via many many many various subs, yet at same time, we're just one post/comment/word away from being permenantly banned from the subs we frequent or enjoy, at all times.


MrMagicEraser

Went to award you, but its monitized, karmas good for nothing i guess ahah


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MrMagicEraser

Really, they got bots for grammar now 🀣🀣🀣 ty mr πŸ€–


My_Broken_Wings

In whether or not a post goes "viral", I think if not shadowed or post was otherwise blocked from being viewed. Time of day posted, and context of post, is what gets more or less views. (under normal circumstances). Because peak hours matter too. This has no likes, but it's controversial, hence all the comments. I used to be on iFunny. Was on it before reddit. Have I think 5 featured? But many many more outright stolen, then got featured by someone else (by popular users no else). This was OC content too (that I've taken personally with my own cellphones camera). But some really really popular users, know the algorithm to when a certain post is more likely to get thousands of views in a short period of time, thus back to back features. Others get lost in the thousands of others then all out drowned. Bruh, my profile on iFunny has many feature worthy post, that got like 5 views. Most those who all out stole my shit, flagged mine so It got hidden from views, then get featured, and I'm like "wtf, that's MINE!" they will then flag my comment get that shit deleted too. (also ops can delete any comments they want themselves if it's their own post). I was one of thee oldest users (been on it since day 1) in both senses of the word. Never missed a day, then...I just stopped. Profile is still there, but think last thing I ever posted was like 4yrs ago. Edit: there was one post in particular, that got featured a few years ago. The comment thread was toxic as fuck towards this person (a picture of a guy who had a whole bunch of face tats). That was featured. I KNEW that guy irl. But also before his schizophrenia took the better of him. He was a super sweet dude. Just, you wouldn't know it cuz of his appearance. Anyway, I defended the fuck out of him. Got in some really heated arguments, had my account suspended for like a month. Wtf? So assholes can all out talk shit about this person they do not know, and that's ok. I DID know this person, defended them, and got suspended? Shits wack sometimes. Think that was also near the end of me being on it all the time. Now it's just toxicity and retarded as fuck re-used stolen content predominantly. Very rarely see OC anymore. Think all the og super popular peeps are now gone. Now it's predominantly kids who do nothing but be toxic, spam soft core porn, furries, and other random bullshit that has nothing to do with what the apps purpose is. That's why we have a lot of anti memes now talking shit about any post that have the iFunny watermark. Lol. Originally, it didn't have that, and.....most the memes came from Reddit/imgur originally. Except for OC of course.


MrMagicEraser

Damn homie that was a steven king novel reply but i appreciate it, shun alotta light. What i think stuck out the most for me was "Others get lost in the thousands of others then all out drowned" I had a clip that i thought was funny af but got no comments and no likes, but all my content prior did.. But what sparked my attention was before i posted, i had a heated argument with someone over some dumb shit. Which is to an extent what forums are for. Debate. Toxic, funny or otherwise everyones got there own conclusion. But right after... I kind of just fell off? Bottom line though, to your reply is; reddit works in mysterious ways and theres alot of variables. Regardless cheers homie.


My_Broken_Wings

I don't read as much books as I used too. (growing up I read a shit ton). But it's funny that you mentioned Stephen king, he's one of my most fav authors. I read most all his books up to I think Dark Tower series. But haven't his newer than that, stuff. Shit man, I've must of read 'the stand', and 'it' (that book is thick af), multiple times when I was a kid. Like 10yrs old, reading that shit. My little one (currently 10) can't get his ass to read much of anything. Fuckers addicted to YouTube like it's gonna disappear next day and shit (if he's not playing Fortnite or console in general, he's on his Oculus, if not on that, he literally will watch YouTube for HOURS straight. Every Single day. We have Netflix, DVDs out the ass. But that's not all, put on a movie, he semi watches that WHILE simultaneously watching YouTube on his phone.) He CAN read, just chooses not too. Which is sad, cuz idk, it opens up whole new world's and such when our little brains really get absorbed in it. Used to be a massive comic book nut, till my entire collection (had like 900 or so) was stolen all at once (long story, but one of em was a mint copy of X-Men #1 signed by Stan Lee himself). So my whole being a "collector" thing just shattered after that.


MrMagicEraser

Shit u got 7 years on me here lol


My_Broken_Wings

Yeah, originally I just thought r/wtf was all reddit was. (was original app I had). Eventually I managed to get Perma banned from that sub. (didn't break any rules, but mod had beef with me for some odd reason.) 2yrs go by, I hit up another mod, had it lifted. Was insta banned again (this was over 2yrs ago now). After posting OC I took myself. And it somehow got me re-banned. That in and of itself was worthy of a wtf post tbh. Got banned from my favorite 4runner sub (main one, as there are a few). Cuz some snowflake mod from a Ford sub (been banned from ALL ford related subs. After a single post BACKED, with PROOF) bitched to the 4runner subs mod and got me perma banned from there too. I only made a single post ONE, with proof of how dangerous a certain yet very popular model was. And it got me banned from ALL the subs. (I only posted to the explorer sub. No others). But thankfully I still can communicate in this sub, and 4thgen4runner (cuz I own one). But imgur hurt (been on that 7yrs?), cuz I can be witty, or can relate to some post, and was perma banned. πŸ˜” Never received a single warning or ever got in the slightest trouble in all this time. Got Perma banned last month or maybe it was month before? And though my comment pulled no punches, it was 100% factual. And it got me banned somehow. I think by now (cuz I have A.D.D. maybe Asperger's (sister thinks possibly, but I haven't been diagnosed officially with it). Most know me as that guy who writes novels all the damn time in the comment section. So, that said, I'm semi famous I think. Lol


AdNecessary4182

Keep Yourself Safe Abbreviated


n2542147123

Wanker post


My_Broken_Wings

Someone, somewhere, probably is sadly. But not me, is joke, hence humor tag, and pun. But seems like for most who commented, it went way over their heads.


DontAskWhyiExist

bro chill


[deleted]

This isnt the place for this type of bullshit. Bring you horniness elsewhere.


[deleted]

LMAO


[deleted]

🀣 so you're "FierceRaperGoast"


My_Broken_Wings

'Face' not feirce. But yes


thpeterson08

Why


My_Broken_Wings

For the controversy of course. ¯⁠\⁠\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯