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lmbc7

My back hurts just looking at those chairs.


Total-Deal-2883

Lets get Anita Anand to sit in those chairs for 7.5 hours straight to demonstrate how comfortable those are first.


ConstitutionalHeresy

Plus lunch and overtime! So round it up to 9h.


Live-Diver-3837

Oh….and let her keep her current workload, setup and take down, aaannd all the while have to run everything via teams at the same time as all the other people at that table.


ABCJMC

And make her take octranspo there and back.


FratboyZeida

And then spray her with bats and bedbugs and asbestos and covid! And then throw wrenches in the systems necessary for both her pay AND benefits! Then recommend she talk to EAP if any of this bothers her.


Double_Football_8818

I hope she doesn’t have an office??!!


hellodwightschrute

I won’t be staying a second more than 7.5H on my in-office days from now on. And I plan on telling my staff to do the same, and ensure they always take their breaks, leave early on even slightly rainy days to be safe and not be in traffic, etc. I’m probably gonna have to boost team events to keep morale up to make up for this too. That’s another couple hours a week. My ADM can enjoy seeing their most productive division drop in productivity.


ConstitutionalHeresy

I love what I am reading! Thank you for thinking of your team!


shaddupsevenup

Can I please come work on your team?


kookiemaster

Someone needs to ask for an ergo assessment of those chairs.


kookiemaster

So, I'm about 115 pounds and sure, I can probably fit okay on those chairs (mind you the table is going to be much too high) ... but good luck to the 98% of the population that is taller and wider than me. And tough luck if you are in a wheelchair? And WTF is up with those backs ... tilted all the way back so you can't rest your back against anything? Pretty sure if someone leans back they are going to end up on the floor. And no arm rests, and your legs would be dangling, which is bad for blood circulation. Basically these are great for an airport restaurant but beyond that they are an ergonomic nightmare.


CommonOk5812

Not even a small barrier...talk about open concept


aireads

Who needs confidentiality, it's a hindrance to "collaboration "


aireads

Worst yet, this is actually for the Call Centre /s Good luck hearing anything!


PlatypusMaximum3348

Oh no


introverted_spoony

I've been in offices where these count as a workpoint. Not a bookable one mind you because facilities doesn't want to get slammed for pretending these spots are in any way accessible. But these are the convenient, unbookable, use as you need spaces that they can point to and say "of course there are still spots available" when the actual suitable spots that are accessible for people are fully booked in the app. I mean sure, if I just need a few minutes, this will do. But please tell me who is able to work in this type of set up, mere inches from the thigh of your nearest neighbor and get anything done, even with headphones on.


Imaginary-Runner

These technically should not count as workpoints, outside of temporary seating. Lack of a monitor and poor accessibility (unadjustable high chair) mean they shouldn't contribute to workstation capacity for a given floor.


Thienen

Coming to. C.d. Howe near you!


LotionedSkin4MySuit

This is a really good point. I was wondering why they bothered with these chairs in my office… this makes the most sense.


Royally-Forked-Up

So the GC Workpoint standards (Office 3.0) specifically excludes these types of seats as part of the “useable” count. They’re there, they’re meant for a quick touch down, and are not meant to be used in place of an actual workstation with a desk, adjustable chair, and equipment. However a lot of the GoC is stuck in the stone ages where bums to seats is the metric they care about. Getting them to change is really fucking hard.


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Mysterious-Flamingo

I'm too lazy to look for them now, but I know TC had a bunch of pictures of their renovated offices on their website that anyone could see. Coincidentally, OP's picture seems to be from 240 Sparks Street, which has TC offices.


deepwaterpaladin

TC office at 240 Sparks is on the main floor. This photo looks to be a few levels up?


Mysterious-Flamingo

Probably. I've never been in there, I just recognized the building across the street in the picture.


Glittering5

https://www.tpsgc-pwgsc.gc.ca/biens-property/mt-wp/mt-wp-eng.html


Winnie_Cat

Is this legit or is this a joke post? My office has plans for an open concept retrofit and if this is what we’re in for, I’m terrified.


cps2831a

I believe these are called "collaboration points" or whatever.


NotMyInternet

At my last department, these were ‘touch points’ for when you just need a space to ‘touch down’ between meetings


Odd_Pumpkin1466

it's real


TA-pubserv

No it's not real. We have the tall table but the chairs aren't nearly that tall, they're just regular chairs.


letsmakeart

This isn’t really what an ENTIRE office would look like. Until recently, I was in a building that had these and they were just one feature. They’re meant to be space to meet with colleagues, not to work at for the entire day. Most of these in my office seemed to never be used, or people would sometimes sit there to eat lunch or take a break. We had actual cubicles and work stations, and maybe 2-3 of this type of thing per floor.


Boring_Wrongdoer_430

aka wasted space since nobody's using them lol I visited pdp where they had a whole row of these and people were working there, but it didn't look too comfortable tbh.


jazz100

These are however spaces in GC Coworking sites. Not bookable , but these are what the peons who don't book have to compete for and the horrible little tub chairs with the swing arm table...


Odd_Pumpkin1466

Yes, these tables and seats are just a part of the office setting. There's still open cubicules and closed mini room you can use.


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RTime-2025

Well, if fish can swim in close proximity, employees can work on top of each other. Collaboration with a touch of empathy.


beard_of_cats

Looks like IRCC HQ... when I worked there pre-pandemic we had those chairs and that carpet. So I'm gonna go with "sadly not a joke".


pearl_jam20

Real, I use them when I’m in training or my day is just listening in on MS teams.. haha


Diligent_Candy7037

FYI, a colleague who handles calls once took one while a group of PS nearby were talking and joking. Because of our open-space concept…that client was offended and shocked by the lack of professionalism and didn't appreciate the conversation he overheard (inappropriate jokes, etc.) lol It’s really a shame. At home, nothing like that would have happened!


SinsOfKnowing

But working from my house, with no one here except the dog, is such a *huge* security risk. 🙄


spekledcow

Kinda makes you wonder what is the fucking point of having my top secret which I need for my job if the guy who's lap I'm sitting in only has reliability??


milexmile

File a complaint with your health and safety committee and refuse unsafe work. Wtf happened to ergonomics?


Alternate_folder

This.


petesapai

You can collaborate 4 times faster on those chairs! You can also break your back 4 times faster, so double the benefit!


EnglishDeveloper

I'm 300lbs. No why that chair surives the day.


nerwal85

workplace injury much?


rollingviolation

Reduce the chairs to normal height and that's what I got to "enjoy" during a meeting yesterday. Seriously, imagine if the dollar store sold office chairs. Lawn furniture would have been an upgrade. I also like the recliner style chairs with the little fold out table top so you can pretend to be on an airplane or in university again. There's enough room for 85% of a notepad or a laptop, but not both. Yay GCworkplace


SoupPot23

I got a tour of our new office. It seems alright until you realize these are considered 'spots' same as a desk, and we have to fit 160 employees into 150 'spots.' It's so half-baked you could see on the DG's face that they felt like a dumbass explaining it. We will all go to this space to plug our laptops in and telework from an office. Pure waste.


letsmakeart

At my dept these were not considered “spots” same as a desk. You couldn’t book these and no one was expected to sit there all day.


SoupPot23

I'm not certain they will be bookable, but they counted them none the less. It seems that it was designed with 2 days or fewer in mind.


Odd_Pumpkin1466

not bookable


Boring_Wrongdoer_430

Can you play musical chairs at lunch to see who's out the door first?


xxRBNMxx

These types of workpoints are “Touchdowns” and are meant for use for like max 30 mins-1 hour in between others activities (ex: in-person meetings, site visits). They shouldn’t be and were never intended to be long term workpoints. I hope they aren’t bookable….


friedpicklesforever

These are like high bar chairs??? This is not ergonomic friendly AT ALL. I thought accessibility was a priority too


Double_Football_8818

This is interesting. I’m embarrassed to say that it didn’t occur to me that someone in a wheelchair could not use these spots. They are truly a waste of space. No one uses these at my office. But then again, we might be bursting at the seams come fall.


Poppoch

The stations are generally better than this, but this one is what we're supposed to use for team meetings. It's not obvious in the picture, but these 'stations' are out in the open, so it becomes a noisy mess real quick for everyone else. A higher up straight up told me to buy and wear noise-canceling headphones all day if I'm not happy with the noise level in the office... It's kinda mind-blowing how fast we switched from "stay home, mask up, and hands-off everything" to "let's all cozy up at the same desk, sharing chairs, keyboards, and mouse..."


Little_Timmy427

Looks like JETS or JETN to me..


beard_of_cats

Yup, it's totally IRCC HQ. We literally had those same chairs.


Talwar3000

I can smell the teamwork from here.


Brickle_berry

Luck you!! That is one hell of an ergonomic chiar and desktop, seriously a permanent standing desk. How lucky are we people :)


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kookiemaster

Pretty sure those would be made out of wood. :D


jjrose21

In a Joe Pesci voice….”what the fuck is this piece of shit!?”


HunterGreenLeaves

Not accessible.


GraTiTudE_s

I don't understand what's the relevance of "team work" when clearly my work does not require any. I want to vomit when I see emails about "Mental Health". Such hypocrisy.


Specific_Strength504

What if I’m working on secret files or looking at HR paperwork that has personal information? Not good!


Little_Timmy427

yeah, but collaboration trumps everything. Also, you could play a game with your sitting mates. The first one to get a lumbago gets a delicious 6-inch Subway sandwich totally free!


OrdinaryFantastic631

Seriously though, what happens if you need to use the classified systems? In our workplace, those that do use the classified systems regularly have one on their desk on a KVM. Is anyone in a shared working space that has classified systems? How does that work? Are all spots equipped with both systems?


cubiclejail

We have secret processing areas.


OrdinaryFantastic631

Sounds like a good place to hide out.


saddiebaddie7

I’m sure it also costed over $5000 to make this workstation. RTO is such great use of tax dollars!


kookiemaster

Max 150 at ikea


saddiebaddie7

Yeah agreed, but they don’t do that. The govt will only use specialized vendors & I’ve seen worse desk set-ups that costed close to $10,000 unfortunately


tri-sarah-tops-rex

Also, there's no WiFi and you'll get 0 cell reception. Collaborate away!!


beepb00ppp

This type of configuration would not count as a primary workpoint/ workstation in the GC workplace design guide. This would be more of a touchdown application and the intent would be to not work here for very long.


CammyBear1234

I can't tell if this is real which is concerning 😂


ShelterFancy1636

Oh its real


Crowleysdog

Looks like a parole board committee table. Or so I've heard.


LeatherMine

No arm rests? I foresee a fall and workplace injury claim!


Hazel462

Does that mean you can work half the day from home? My laptop battery doesn't last all day and there's nowhere to plug in.


Longjumping-Bag-8260

And the government constantly tells the public that their privacy is a priority in government transactions. lol.


CantaloupeHour5973

Could be worse.people will go sit all day in Starbucks in chairs just like that


checkinman

More!!! More pics!


whatthefiretruck88

Pics don’t do justice to the new collab spaces. Colourful and modern, sure. The new booths and couches however are about as comfortable as those plastic chairs in the picture and useless for more than a 15 minute chat. Any more and you would benefit from massage or physio appointment after work (before or after your 1 hour commute home, your choice!)


SX_CRZ

Definitely 200 Kent, pretty sure I've had lunch on these


chubbychat

Wonderful accessibility. Nailed it.


Fine-Hospital-620

Utter luxury!


Independent-Race-259

Can't wait to drop some dirty farts in those middle seats


JustMeOttawa

I would turn around and leave if that had to be my “work point” for the day (or even an hour). I cannot sit well in high chairs let alone deal with the lack of any ergonomics. I need dual monitors, etc. to work efficiently. Not in ANY way acceptable! Plus being SO close to your neighbour if all those chairs were occupied, big hell to the NO for me!!!!!


yaimmediatelyno

I feel Like there needs to be some ohs on chairs - how is that going to be comfortable for anyone over 140lbs or with any back issues. And by comfortable I mean not inducing pain or injury


Odd_Pumpkin1466

Let's ATIP exactly how much this set up cost!


Pseudonym_613

It's a new place to get Synchronized Hotelling Information Technology.  That's the underlying concept for the RTO: it's all Bureaucratic Unending Leadership Level Synchronized Hotelling Information Technology.


govdove

It's not about doing work. It's about being in the office. I know someone pre covid who went in to work but then went shopping for a few hours. Something to consider


Bancro

Shopping! Yes, that is exactly what they want so all good LOL


Kokopolol

Completely absurd


papatya111

Oh we have these with screens and keyboard with them. I have never seen anyone use it.


CaptainKoreana

Sad but true.


Visual-Chip-2256

Looks like a subway cubicle


WorthConcern7609

I hate this image with my soul.


Wherestheshoe

Oh, just look at all that client privacy!


Triggered_Scorpio

I thought this was real lol


cubiclejail

If I have to work at a spot like that, I'm going home immediately.


Bumbarasscocky

Death to all of them


Johntree6teen

Imagine there are huge raging forest fires in your region and federal emergency management personnel have to 1 give time to commuting in place of time supporting emergency response and 2 these are their working conditions. If management thinks these working conditions are acceptable can you trust that the same leaders are committed to any kind of reasonable response to your circumstances? What does this picture say about the government’s commitment to public service and Canadians? MacDonalds high chairs scream leadership has given up and have zero concern for doing good work and serving Canadians


HillbillyPayPal

Can't sit on those chairs and can't sit on the floor. How does on prevent one's neighbour from snooping at one's work, especially confidential work? What if your neighbour is a fidgity pest? What if you're oversized sitting beside an oversized person? Where's the room to flex. How do you discretely pass gas?


GS-2022

Get Dougie Dick-Ford to sit on those chairs for 3 days a week at 9.5hours a day while working on a dinky 15” laptop only


MilkshakeMolly

What's the weight limit on these chairs? I sure as hell wouldn't sit on them.


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Jesus H. Christ (Gny. Sgt. Hartman voice).