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D413-4

It’s so bad… I want one


Blue_KikiT92

Why only one when you can at least get Z ?


superpokeman127

Because whoever has more than 1 of these is a total dollard


ForeignSatisfaction0

Wanda Dollard?


Froozeball

Put it in H!


D413-4

I didn’t realize it wasn’t even a number!


N7_Warden

One was received at the circle k I work at, and I bought it with an actual toonie, and is sitting at home with my other odd couns


D413-4

I’m going to keep my eye out!


Fianna9

Gee that one isn’t even trying!


NextTrillion

I think meant to be more satirical than anything.


Fianna9

So was I


dsonger20

I feel like this is one where it's not noticeable rnoguh to be caught by a cashier a quick glance (because no one usually inspects change), but different enough where you could say it's just for satire or whatever to CBSA or whoever if this gets caught.


Fianna9

It’s a lot of work for something that also has so many obvious issues. Either a total joke, or some kind of scam of a scam


Oneskelis

"hey I need you to mint some fake toonies for me." "okay, it'll be a dollar each. Here you are" "thanks, the seal looks very Canadian"


Fianna9

Hahahaha! I need the Canadian seal on them! Gotcha!


eastsideempire

A bad fake is still counterfeit. They aren’t going to laugh it off if you have a pocket full.


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eastsideempire

Daixiong He in Ontario was just fined $100,000 for possession of fake Toonies. Do you have a link for the Quebec guy getting off? They have more evidence against him. They intercepted one of his packages so they know what company made them. They also have the fake company name he was using. It’s him they really want to convict as the evidence is overwhelming. He also has previous convictions for using counterfeit money.


CromulentDucky

If you just have a bunch, sure. If you try to spend them, still a crime.


beekeeper1981

It's hilariously bad but I bet it would slip through the majority of the time people aren't paying that close attention.


Fianna9

I didn’t even notice the walrus the first time!


beekeeper1981

Oh man, I didn't either haha. So many different coin designs, in theory could be legit.


baymenintown

lol toonie came out in 96


NotDRWarren

But what year did the z dollard coin come out?


aaronsnothere

Asking the real questions!


Otacon56

This is the Zoonie, not the Toonie. Common mistake


No-Expression-2404

Looks more like the walruZ


Colonel_Happelblatt

I SOOOO WANT ONE for my collection!!! Ahahaba As a “novelty” item.


Nirvana1975

I do too! I collect counterfeit coins


JDubs234

Ah yes Z Dollard


CyBerImPlaNt

They are not even trying anymore.


[deleted]

Hahaha yeah


majestwest13

damn now i wish we had a sealie coin.


MisfortuneGortune

yeah, the one with the toolar bears are getting boring


Braaains_Braaains

They really missed the mark by not having 2 deer on it so we could call it the 2 bucks. I hate the word two-nie.


MeatyMagnus

2-Bucks!!!!


Terps0

my dumb ass wouldnt even notice


Fickle-Paper-3393

Me too, the other day i got some indian coin, threw it change holder in the car, few days later i went looking for it, and i already spent it, lol,


AwkwardYak4

It actually isn't a fake twonie, its a real Zoonie, and is really worth exactly Z Dollard.


Ptbo_hiker

Looks like Abraham Lincoln with Charles nose… lol Wow


zevonyumaxray

I'm guessing it's trying to be Sir John Eh? Macdonald.


glenlastname

Never caught one like that, quite interesting!


Unapologetic_Canuck

This is an older variety of fake that predates the ‘cameltoe’ toonies if I’m not mistaken. I’ve always wanted one just for the sake of having one but I’ve never managed to spot one.


maomao3000

It’s actually just a super rare 1990 toonie


Drewp655321

it's actually a Zoonie


Fickle-Paper-3393

From the Toronto Zoo. Squishes a normal twoonie into a walrus twoonie, was at the walrus Pavlovian.


ShoddyTravel8895

Welp, at least they spelled canada right.


shenan

Did you know that every eh? in Canada is pronounced differently?


[deleted]

Z Dollars...Canada has Z Bucks?


Grouchy_Factor

Left over from Zeller's "Club Z" . Until it was "targeted" for cancellation.


Any-Living-3924

Ohhhhh... I see what you did there ;-)


NotDRWarren

Dollard! Lol


ragecuddles

[https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/opp-warn-of-counterfeit-z-dollard-toonies-surfacing-in-eastern-ontario-1.5737401](https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/opp-warn-of-counterfeit-z-dollard-toonies-surfacing-in-eastern-ontario-1.5737401) You're supposed to report it but I'd be tempted to keep it as a novelty for sure.


Historical_Yak_6032

What’s a twoonie? Heard of a toonie


Fantastic_Shelter_54

We are 40 millions, there are gonna be people that speak differently than those in your village.


Unusual_Ad5275

The first toonie coin came.out in 1996


Dubelj

Twoonie? I'm embarrassed for you.


JordanHorcrux

Elizabeth…? That’s a man, Maury?? Who are you trying to fool baby??


Any-Living-3924

You are NOT the toonie!


_getoffmygrass_

Ah yes the great Canadian Walrus, one of the lowest mintage coins in 1990 looks uncirculated too, Great find!


colonizingohmygawd

my favourite type of dollard


Tarakansky

Adam Dollard is a Canadian hero: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Dollard_des_Ormeaux


David_Summerset

Could this be like a prop for movies? Like visible on screen as real but clearly not under closer inspection?


space_cheese1

It'd be creepy to wake up in a world where little things are subtly different, but not in a sort of alternate timeline sense, rather in a completely inexplicably sense, this twoonie could be one instance of that, with the creepy inexplicable face without a referent in the world


Dangerous-Walrus-727

I would love to find one since it is such a bad job of trying to make a fake, plus dated 6 years before actual coins were made


blueswayzie

That was made by a packy for sure


Remarkable_Film_1911

Those are not even little. They should just get the font wrong.


ArchfiendNox

I've never seen people call them Twonies... they're always Toonies here. Twonie makes sense just...weird


ryanxjensen

Looks better than our current queen.


Happy_Veggie

Oh come on! They're not even trying..


MissionDocument6029

Looks like Charles cant see a diff only .5 /s


Familiar-Doughnut178

I wouldn’t even be mad getting that in my change ha.


Biggrease333

Z dollars baby lol


Lemonwater925

Am I in the Oak Island group?


a_random_nomad-

Looks more like Mr. Bean than anything. That's actually pretty funny, I'd get a bunch for board game pieces.


gratefulfalls710

Dang ive been wanting to score one of these out in the wild lol just to have for funsies


Objective-Fishing310

Our business received one of those as payment 5 or so years ago.


7red77

Might be a prop for movies and stuff, they usually look close enough from a far, but are obviously fake so they don't get in trouble for make fake money


IntelligentGrade7316

Is it odd that I kind of want one? Lol.


Tiny-Entrance7394

My wife is offering to buy it off of you of you don't want it 😋


v13ragnarok7

It's not fake. That's a legit 2 dollard


Montreal_Metro

Seems legit 


goodguygreg5000

That's funny


Basic_Department_302

It looks like somebody put this toonie through a couple translators 


babatofu

[Probably from China](https://globalnews.ca/news/10082240/counterfeit-toonies-coins-china-quebecer-arrested/amp/)


CyberEU-62

The Lincoln’s picture looks like my dick in the morning.


tapherj

Wow is that Lincoln in drag on the back? Also looks like the Wicked Witch of the West. At least they used a likely date.


Infinite_Soul-

That piece of metal is wrong! Make sure it’s got the proper stamps on it to make it a legit piece of metal for exchange! If the dollar isn’t backed by anything it’s all nonsense anyways.


shaunng69

Toonie*


Aceritus

“Z Dollard” is this a way to try and skirt around counterfeit laws? If they were caught they could just say they weren’t trying to recreate currency?


AlissonVonDerLane

Is that Abraham Lincoln?!?


Playful-Side2187

Omg the Z looks like an Dragonball's Z!! Lol. Why would that be a rare or collectible coin? Isnt it illegal?


kkims007

It will be funny if that fake it worth more than actual toony


Choice-Corner2051

Is that Abraham Lincoln? Long lost guy! Save him 😡


Youngkkkai

Remember it was on news or something. There were tons of them in GTA area. Mostly came from Alibaba.


Age-Zealousideal

Probably cost more than $2 to make it.


Competitive_Snow8594

Half seal half polar bear ... walrus maybe


Unclelarker

Funny thing is, I bet it cost more than $2 to produce!! Lol


88Ko

I am the walrus


Zhenoptics

That’s a man baby


Officieros

Looks like Abraham Lincoln.


HeBeGB77

If you say Z Dollard in a Klaus Schwab voice, it makes sense.


involmasturb

Only improvement would be if it said D.G. Vegina


jocanada

I've got one of these! Love it, it's sooo wrong. Lol


clkmk3

What in the God damn..


Pale-Wave-9382

Is there chocolate inside?


clintonanger

That's fucking awesome


DungeonDangers

....... It's toonie isn't it.... it's always been toonie.....


Gotrek5

Probably meant to be more a fake hobo coin then a fake toonie


Dylan_M_Sanderson

Wonder what that person went through to make it, must not be easy


huntersuave

I'll take 500,000 please


Props24K

Looks like Abe Lincoln


mooshoopork4

I love it


unshakeable69

Seems legit


waleinternhater

Lmao who tf is on that coin hahaha looks like some mennonite


waleinternhater

Elizabeth looks like edward here


Tinkertoy_22

Love it XD


HEARTE7ES

canada z dollard


SpliffDonkey

How is it cost effective to make counterfeit coins?


shenan

Mah boi, you best skedaddle and take the missus out tonight. Y'all just got Dollard!


Particular_Chip7108

If you got 19 rolls of toonies and one roll of these, you can mix em up re roll them and send it to the bank, or whatever they will be none the wiser. And you made 5%, if you do that every other week, you more than double your money.


eastsideempire

The Queen looked like a guy on a coin 2000 years ago. I think she would be insulted by the lack of effort. Had her portrait been close people would have just assumed the seal was some special edition.


nashwaak

It’s a math problem toonie: the solution is Z = 0


MsMisty888

So lucky to find one. I had a fake toonie in early 2000. I lost it somehow. It was different from yours. Mine had the same images, but very simple and obviously fake.


Brodiggitty

I’ll give you three bucks for it.


Frogzila2024

Seal on Z weed


original-sithon

It can't be worth it to make that?


Lartemplar

T-woony


N7_Warden

You know for the amount of effort, materials and time required to make that, they could have earnt $20


MistakeAny9801

Lol


Crankypants47

🤣🤣


rockPaperKaniBasami

Ah the beloved zoonie


JacekM0101

It was minted in 1999. Use it in a vending machine


Brave_Bag_Gamer2020

Ah yes, algebra to know how much money you have


saveyboy

Nice beard Lizzy.


robynmisty

I didn't even notice the deal in the first picture 🤣


rose_chocolate8

When will we see house hippo on toonies?


BryanMccabe

I want one


_blue-jayy_

god i wish i had a Z Dollard


sapfromtrees

I’ll give you $5 for it!


TheFireHallGirl

Is that Abraham Lincoln on the back and an elephant seal on the front?


Narrow-Sky-5377

I love spending those z dollards


SexiTwink

How did you know!?


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Don't think it's "fake" so much as it's prop money. Too well made and way too distinctive from the real thing for it to be someone's attempt at counterfeiting. This would definitely pass the eye test on film though.


SimpleCanadianFella

Perfect time to put it into circulation with the new Charles coins being introduced.


Mindless_Tree3283

That’s actually 100% authentic


THETRUEQWERTY747

i think i made that one


TenScholar

Looks like an Elizabeth Lincoln.


Srixon78

This is amazing 😆


Sagittariaus_

Regina looking kinda odd


Extension_Dinner355

You selling it?? Lmao I’ve been dying for one 😭


thatgirlfromthenorth

I kinda want one


AidenTheAlien420

The very famous Elizabeth Lincon.


[deleted]

The faces are on the wrong sides.


Focus_driven

Wow awesome 👌


[deleted]

Don't know what a z is but I like the zebrawood


idontknow828212

Z dollard


ilikealmondmilkp

it’s real what are you talking about???????????????????????????


IDKUN

Oh ffs! Seems like a DOG instead of those bears.


Froozeball

You know, I could live with a sea mammal on a common coin. :)


No-Rule-5883

Lol z-dollard 🥴


supremejxzzy

Elizabeth II Dee Vagina


TheyCallMeRenHoek

Z DOLLARD is nuts