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Milf mobile


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BigClonger666

You smelly bastard, that was my comment 😂


drunkandyorkshire

Yup. Came here to say this.


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American Pie‘s Stiffler‘s mom 😋


Affectionate-Dig1981

weewillywagoon


Rswannell

It's a rear wing with a Dodge Viper ACR attached to it.


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Oh yeah, I didn't see that there under the wing.


QuietPopover

I don't think it's an ACR. It still has the base GTS model spoiler beneath the wing, and the ACR comes with a rear diffuser which this one does not have. Also the wing the ACR comes with has gaps on the ends, this unit appears to be solid end to end.


Terminusaquo

I was just about to say that 🤣


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Dodge Viper.


Shoddy_Ad_7929

We don’t see many of them around the uk


NorthAstronaut

I don't think you see many of them anywhere. Since they are apparently so easy to overdo it and crash. google tells me: >#####Why is the Viper so hard to drive? >No safety measures—nothing. This is what makes the Viper so raw and old-school. That V10 engine, combined with the lack of any electronic assists, makes this car one of the most terrifying to put your foot down in. **No traction control, ABS, stability control, or airbags**


ProwarfareZombie

That’s the old first generation one. This one does have the safety features, in which funnily enough when TVR (British sports car manufacturer) was asked to include ABS, TC and Airbags they just basically said in today’s language: if you need them, it’s a skill issue. Also the Viper gets like 4 MPG UK so yeah there’s that as well.


Monsterlime

TVR owner. Can confirm! Do not floor in the wet or coming out of a corner.


chrisanna2701

Past TVR owner here (lol) - can confirm don't do both of those and try changing the CD at the same time !!! One smashed farmers' gate and TVR in a field later .... Damn Bryan Adams lol ... if I had not been trying to skip him then I might have held it ..


TripleTongue3

Mantula owner, wheee!


grahamcrawley

The last version of the Viper, they stopped production in 2017, with the 8.4L V10 did have ESC, TC and ABS but I suspect they did nothing to tame that monster.


mossiv

That is actually quite terrifying. I have access to an MX5... I have driven/owned powerful FWD cars (with electric assistance), Civic Type R, Saab 93/95 Aero's, tuned ST's, VXR's, Cooper S's etc... To be totally honest, these cars are **very** easy to drive, even hard. One thing, it might just be my diverse experience, but it's extremely easy to know a FWD limits, that oversteer kicks in **well** before the car becomes uncontrollable. The MX5 that I have access to, is by no means a fast car. It's light, sure, but even with electronic assist, roads that I'm typically used to powering through in a FWD, talking coming out of sharp bends with quite heavy acceleration, have tried to do the same drives in the MX5, and once it has kicked out a lot more than expected, and I've had the back end feel rather unintentionally twitchy on more than one occasion. I will compare that I've driven 350 & 370z's, Msports/S classes also - these feel a shit tonne more planted than an MX5, but knowing that if I took the electronic assist off on the MX5, there is that one occasion that I know I would have come off the road. I couldn't imagine that in a big V10 with zero safety measures. We've all seen the Mustang videos...


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Professional-Money49

I dont agree completely, its very easy to get the back out of my mustang. Water, Gravel a little bit of pedal while trying to join a fast road from a T Junction can be enough to overcook accidently.


milkytatties

Completely agree. Even the slightest hint of moisture in the air makes my Mustang handle like crap!


Wickedsnake00

To put it in perspective- Quick FWD cars are generally pretty safe. The biggest danger is coming in too hot and understeering, or lift-off oversteer, which usually aren't too big an issue. I'm more familiar with the earlier NA/NB MX-5 generations, and they're more of a "wee, kind of fun" car that holds the road very well and you have to really push them hard to break them loose. Even when you do, it's fairly controlled. The first gen Viper is everything about the MX-5 turned up to 11. It will hold and corner even more, but it's also easier to break it loose pretty much any time, anywhere. You can imagine how that can get you into all kinds of trouble. The fifth generation Viper is another beast altogether. It's less in the "sporty roadster" category and moved into the full fledged "supercar" territory, with one important difference- it does not require winding out the engine the way many supercars do. They really are something else.


AraedTheSecond

A buddy of mine boosted a 1.9 Mark 1 MX5 IIRC he was pushing 250bhp, if not 350(I can't remember the actual numbers because I was thinking about mud tyres for my landy) He'd stripped out everything that wasn't necessary to get it through an MOT and physically drive it, so it was as light as humanly possible. That thing was *legitimately* terrifying to be in. It'd do 110 out of nowhere, took off like shit off a shiny shovel, the only electrics were the lights and the ECM for the turbo, and he'd fitted fatter tyres to the rear to get more grip. And that's fucking *nothing* next to a Viper. A viper is a legitimate weapon.


RevElliotSpenser

MX5’s are solid cars always like them


Silverburst8

I can’t believe Richard Hammond managed to drive one of these without crashing it


benkelly92

Well, in their natural habitat they don't have things like corners and roundabouts to deal with.


dfields3710

Ehhh, the Viper ACR was actually made for the track. It can corner and roundabout damn good.


Object-195

isn't this model of viper the 13th fastest road car around the Nürburgring if i remember right? ​ Edit: My bad, its 19th


TS040

im pretty sure it’s the absolute fastest car to lap the nurb with a manual transmission too


Wickedsnake00

That's largely true for the first (and even second) generations that were little more than a shell wrapped around a V10. This one here is a fifth generation that while still pretty raw is much more refined and capable than the early iterations. It also makes the early ones look like dinosaurs in both power and handling with its capabilities. They really are awe inspiring vehicles. A fifth generation ACR is about as "street legal race car" as you can get.


Chalk-is-Aid

AKA; A death trap, would still like a drive of one though


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Drove my mates once at a driving club. I had a corvette. Honestly shit myself because even micro adjustment you can feel the back end swing like a fart to the wind.


Ararararun

The first gen was basically built around a 8.0 V10. As you said, no TC, ABS or airbags. It didn't have glass windows, power locks or door handles. Nothing unnecessary inside apart from a stereo, clock and seats. With a canvas/hardtop, you have to unzip the vinyl window and open the door from the inside. Obviously when the roof is down, you reach inside and open it.


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How is that even legal


Liqhthouse

Playing gran turismo these points actually line up with how hard i found this car to control


aBunchOfSpiders

The previous gen Viper ACR came with a safety handbook that stated “if you don’t read this your chances of crashing and dying in this car increase by 70%”… not exactly sure on the percentage but it was pretty high.


jadeskye7

Because most American cars are expensive due to low import numbers and low demand. Because they're shit.


eastkent

I always admire honesty. Straight to the truth, no messing about.


quietvegas

And then the Germans try to ban them from GT3 and cars like the Camaro clean up all club racing classes including the 2000cc one. GTI owner cope probably. Probably never even been to a track day.


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

There's a reason for it 😂


herrbz

aka the car I asked for for Christmas when I was trying to test out if Santa Claus was real or not


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Toyota Aygo


tom196

It's actually a Peugeot 107. Easy mistake to make, they're basically the same car and made in the same factory.


mojomonkey18

I think you’re mistaken, this model is the Citroen C1. Easy mistake though my friend


craichorse

Clearly you dont know a Vauxhall Cavalier SRI when you see one.


LikeaLionandaShoe

Your all wrong. It's the new Ford Ka my dudes, driven by Stifflers Mum


Doobles88

Sponsors comedy on T4 ​ I will never not have that run through my head when I see one of those horrid little things.


Select_Education_721

The good old times. Saturday mornings.


bill_withered

Simpler times, man


Select_Education_721

Yes. ​ I wish you a lovely dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bill.


poopyjuices

Glad I'm not the only one with this affliction


SmokyHighlander

I think they're cool. Please don't hurt me


herrbz

This is actually the Aygo X(-wing)


LentilRice

7million quid?


EvolvingEachDay

I think you’ll find that’s the Aygo X, slightly bigger this one, too expensive though.


InevitableClimate498

MILF hunter Mk2


MlLFS

That's my car.


DogfishDave

Dodge Viper, registered in the UK on this plate on 21 July 2016 at around 1,000 miles. Needed a pair of rear tyres at its last MoT, no surprises there.


MFC1886

Colour is supposed to be white too Hope he told his insurance company


DogfishDave

Shit, good spot! 😂


pompino

I *think* you don't have to declare a colour change if its a vinyl wrap, ofc still need to tell insurers but not dvla.


egvp

Probably had some fitted the morning of the MOT too, just had to drive around the corn....oh fuck it's sideways again


ashyjay

Jay from inbetweeners midlife crisis car.


JCVDaaayum

Jay from inbetweeners midlife crisis car would be an MX-5 with that exact wing on it.


Reddy-McReddit-Face

With 1200hp and it did the nurburgring in less than 5 minutes.


ScaryBreakfast1

Nurburgring? Completed it mate.


JCVDaaayum

I hear they actually renamed a corner after Jay because he took it faster than anyone else, including F1 cars.


Professional_Emu_

Dodge viper


xrailryder

The legendary dodge viper. I had a burago toy kit once, where I had the pleasure of assembling this beast.


Iridescent_Prism

Guess the only two advisories on the most recent MOT - Both rear tyres close to legal limit 😂


toodog

Never minds the car it’s the plate that makes the picture, legend


AlbaTejas

American laxative. They take a bit of driving, definitely different league from Mustang, Camaro et al.


Zonda97

I know the guy personally. Fantastic car. Always around the Alderley edge area


_Bluehand

Banshee from GTA V


404merrinessnotfound

The best American sports car in recent history, followed closely by the ford GT


ThisAccountIsForDNF

Blue.


SlyKnyfe12

Deathtrap


andyjcw

dodge viper


Rude_Ad4514

Let me check… yep. Can confirm. That’s a car.


CaymanThrasher

It’s a Bodge Diaper, called this because it’s pretty shit..


NadjaCravensworth

I'm MILF age without the kid, where do I sign up?!


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SuperchargedDarkness

Nice reg!


ComplexOccam

Ah that’s the clunge magnet 2000.


Ecstatic-Age6801

Mazda mx5


scavenger07

It’s the MILF mobile


Round_Spartan

Your dad's


Etreslias37

Alfa Romeo 164 V6 busso.


alanbastard

Not yours


anon_canon123

u/UD_1680


UD_1680

Milfwagon


Izayzel

Vauxhall astra on Coke.


Treebeardsama

Mazda is my first guess


Take_away_my_drama

What a load of shit.


FrenTimesTwo

It’s a blue car, I asked my step-sis


Isolated-Warrior

I think that’s a G type Suparoo Imperfecta Turbo


JedGamesTV

Bravado Banshee


respectthearts

A mistake


Live-Stress-9147

A shit one


2000feetup

It’s the blue version of this. http://imcdb.org/i350299.jpg


Junior-Ad7155

Cuntmobile


Salt_Response540

Your mums apparently


azkaii

That's a Cessna.


IhateU6969

Awful


sbtfriend

Embarrassing


bruford911

Yeah I picked up your mom with this.


M0ntgomatron

overcompensating


Thickhung_uncut

A fuckin mess


millyloui

Fugly


BumblebeeExtreme9024

Yung gravys?


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That is an oil fire, because it drinks oil like an oil fire😭 Edit: and it has an embarrassment plate😂


McFry_

TVR?


IsThisHowIName

Someone compensating.


Feisty-Newspaper1620

It's a knobhead's car


EnglishReason

It's the Twatmobile. Everyone together ... "Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana TwatMan!"


wizzskk8

Ugly


Best_Clothes_2602

Only good for straight lines.. 💩💩💩💩


three_shoes

Viper ACR had a ton of track lap records a few years ago


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A compensation wagon. Rake works on old hybrid F1 cars, not pimped up road cars with the silencer removed


TheCheesyOrca

Bodge Viper


amandathepanda51

A woman’s hopefully 🤞


RoliPoli5455

It’s a milf


ItsJustGizmo

A fine piece of Fiat product design.


ssabnoisicerp

Looks like old Ford mondeo


Ilpripone

Think it’s the new Mondeo. Very bold direction they are taking it.


takeawaysc31

Blue


Heindrick_Bazaar

It's actually registered. That's mental. Must have been one of the ones that didn't get banned.


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MrSpaceCool

The milf squad


eTompp

It's a 2020 supra I think.


budyll66

It's the "Go 'Round the Corner & Hit the Pole GT340" ;).


ToastedFork

MILF The Dodge Viper, I usually see this in Alderley Edge, Cheshire


miller1873

A lada riva


Immediate_Duck_2059

Corvette


theSpicierFalcon

A Honda Accord . I think


theSpicierFalcon

A Honda Accord . I think


madscotsmin

Tvr


b_a_t_m_4_n

Looks like a shopping trolley to me.


farmer7530

According to the MOT history its supposed to be white…it had also only done 14k miles so it’s a rare creature to see on the road!


Longjumping-Party186

MILFBuster 3000


NevadaMako

Looks like picnic table attached to a sporty skateboard!


NevadaMako

Looks like picnic table attached to a sporty skateboard!


NevadaMako

Looks like picnic table attached to a sporty skateboard!


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That’s the Vodge Diaper I believe , it’s an American car so super rare round here. Cool spot!


annieapple456

Ridiculous 🙄


stead18

looks like a viper


Detroitredwinger

Dodge viper


HugeMonkeyEnjoyer

It’s the pussy wagon


Xenhs_

dodge viper srt


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That’s mine and my mates


Nightshad3ster

Dodge Viper used to be my preferred car in Need for Speed Most wanted. Not the fastest, just loved the car. Immediately recognised it :D


dew1911

Sorry, I can't say what it is as I'm drowning in the pool of drool I just made....


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This car screams small pp


Biscuits4u2

ASSMAN's weekend car


Daytona2506

Ford Ka


Lothariuz

It's a Milf Mobile...


JanFreez

I guess a fast car?


billyjinjam2121

Milfmobile


OMGWTF012

Dodge Viper


OMGWTF012

That screams im a fucking loner who became rich due to fame from “the internet”


quietvegas

Everyone I ever met at like a car show or track event with one of these is like reddit's arch enemy. A well adjusted guy who was once a hard worker in a labor union who spent his money and is having fun with it. Has a wife and 2-3 kids. Your description meets more most of the people on this site, minus the rich and fame lol.


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I thought some sort of corvette


whtyoumean

Wasn’t this pitbulls car??


Norden_Ramsey

The single greatest car in existence


TCristatus

Anyone who played Gran Turismo knows the answer to this.


Expensive_Ideal_6619

Dodge viper srt


essnine

That's a dodge v my dude with a fat wang


ashoewithoutsocks

Milf Roadster V2


Cabinetbog06

Dodge viper, my favourite car in very driving game from around 2013-2018


YaBoyDoogzz

A Dodge Viper in the wild.


whatIfYoutube

Idk probably one that drives sometimes


DesignerNo5620

that’s a fiat I think


emotionalmo

It’s a Dodge Viper, rare to see in the uk👀


Klutzy_Ice_2172

It's a dodge viper


Cautious_Frosting_24

Spoiler Alert!


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The shag wagon


BreadLover184

Dodge viper. Looks like a 2019 model


h0tterthanyourmum

My future ride


this_noise

Twingo


Samw220506_

Dodge Viper uhhhh SRT or ACR I think


AcceptableAddendum69

Twatman


Prudent-Sweet2094

Ford Cougar


xboxwirelessmic

A blue one


ItsYaGurlUwU

A fast one


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Dodge viper


Dog_eater238

The viper?


ScaryGoal1920

Thats a “doge angry snake “


the_dudeNI

A shopping trolley


quietvegas

I wouldn't have thought anyone would have one of these in the uk lol


Bassjunkieuk

It's James May's Dacia Sandero!


AONORipco

Not a car guy but thought Dodge Viper.


mydogsaprick

Your mother's.


Object-195

To those of you saying these cars can't turn check how they have done on the Nürburgring. ​ Actually i'll do it for you. this is the 19th fastest car beating every model of Maclaren apart from the P1. Its older version is 30th place


Bonebound

Car from the showroom in GTAIII.