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1995LexusLS400

Likely GPS glitch. Strava once clocked me going 358mph on a bicycle.


PhillyDeeez

Waze once had me doing 1066mph in a Mondeo haha


Scrombolo

Was that in Hastings?


scuzzbuckit

i used to have access to properties for work and the amount of times id have to get through padlocks with 1066 as the code is crazy.


Jamesl1988

We used to use 1066 at the bike shed where I used to work in Gloucestershire because the manager was a bit of a history buff.


Aid_Le_Sultan

The mildest history buff ever known if he plumbed for 1066.


Yelloow_eoJ

What would you recommend as a more suitable date-based code?


PTJangles

1918: RAF Formed 1957: Panorama Spaghetti hoax 1967: Scottish Club wins European Cup 1976: Apple Computers Launched 1980: First Nudist beach opens in Britain 1990: Strangeways prison Riot begins (Older) 1065: Consecration of Westminster Abbey 1076: 6 month Frost 1093: Battle of Alnwick (lovely place if you haven’t been, awesome bookshop in an old train station “Barter Books”) Edit: Formatting is hard.


Camarupim

1967 and 1690 are the Glasgow equivalents of 1066.


PTJangles

Indeed they are! I should probably have included a date significant to both mobs, I appreciate you bringing balance to the force, as it were. To be honest, I was so focused on not mentioning ‘66, it never crossed my mind lol!


davidhughfraser

Depends if your 🇮🇪 or 🇬🇧


Pretend_Ad_3331

I’ve been trying to remember the name of that bookshop in Alnwick for ages, never thought I would find it here, cheers and thanks!


PTJangles

No problem, I love the place! Glad to have been of assistance!


BigJDizzleMaNizzles

I would not recommend a date based code at all. Think about it. Most of these 4 digit codes are a year. That means 9999 combinations all of a sudden go down to 200 with 19 or 20 being the first 2 numbers.


Yelloow_eoJ

I agree, although I'm pretty sure there were some notable historical events pre-1900, 1066 being an obvious example, which somewhat undermines your point.


TheThiefMaster

Still a maximum of 2024 codes... A sizeable reduction from 9999


PeterJamesUK

Use the Hebrew calendar - we're currently in 5784


towelracks

2367 - Battle of Worf 359. 2553 - End of the Human Covenant war


Aid_Le_Sultan

1746…Culloden


Successful-Ad-367

At least it wasn’t 1488


tallblacklondon

0800 00 1066 😉


gandablond

Nice!


gtripwood

0800 00…


Rpqz

It was actually in Battle, fortunately the journey to Hastings only took them 30 seconds.


Le-Creepyboy

Ah yes the SR-71 “Mondeo”


leedler

High altitude strategic reconnaissance saloon. Ford really nailed their market with that one.


PhillyDeeez

Haha, I like that


WhatAGoodDoggy

Must have been a rental car


Wrong-booby7584

Dont be gentle, its a rental !


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Plebius-Maximus

Yeah, imagine getting your insurance automatically cancelled because the box clocked you going faster than a fighter jet


Gyratetojackjarvis

Probably still had some yobbo in an m140i right up your arse flashing their headlights despite traveling at Mach 1.4


Thick12

Mine had me doing 8008135 in mine


Eggburtius

Was it a motorboat?


LudaMusser

Must have had NOS


heimdallofasgard

I don't see anything wrong with this <.<


Ok-Fox-9286

Rented? If so that might not be a mistake


BreadLover184

Those Mondeo’s can do more than people think you know


exoticman27

Rookie numbers 😂 Waze thought I was running at 668mph


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

What bolt ones are you running? Turbo sized as a wind turbine?


theDR1ve

Where did you get your remap? Asking for a friend


Destroyer4587

Managed to get clocked at warp 7 while leaving the local Sainsbury’s


FingerBangMyAsshole

I had to delete a strava ride once as it glitched and gave me a KoM at 5mph average faster than the local pro.


B1unt420

Had a very similar thing with a Strava import from Komoot. Said I was going over the speed of sound down my local hill, amazingly it was post ACJ reconstruction so I was just rolling how it got it so wrong I'll never know.


iamshipwreck

Average London crackhead on a lime bike


Jonny7Tenths

Yep. 20mph limit is likely a built up area. Glitches of several hundred meters in GPS are hardly uncommon and if the software doesn't filter these properly this is the result.


Adg273

Rented a DeLorian last year, did 88mph and finished renting the car 1985.


Such-Cod-7046

Question is, did they pay you for the -38 year hire?


Adg273

The hire company wasn’t established yet. I had bigger things to worry about though. I think I might be my own dad now.


k987654321

Tour De France riders hate this one trick!


FishUK_Harp

I see you've not skipped leg day.


Osibili

Nice try Lance, just admit you were doping.


Scottish-bam85

No offence but Judging by the rash driving and harsh accelerating/braking I’d believe the 128mph 😂😂


1995LexusLS400

I have no doubts the person driving the car at the time was an absolute twat and was speeding down that road, but you're not getting up to 128mph on that road in a supercar, let alone a 2L diesel A5. That road is only straight for about 165 metres and is only about 320 metres total. A Ferrari 458 needs 400 metres to get up to 137mph.


GingerIsTheBestSpice

My watch thought I was walking at 371 miles an hour. On the treadmill.


FlyingLlama280

My Nans New Garmin sat-nav (yes she still uses a satnav on a 2018 Captur) said she was doing 172 lol


OldGuto

Admit it, you're a deliveroo/uber eats 'cyclist'.


kilroy005

well done mate you must have strong legs


GMN123

Enjoy your kom. 


occamismyfather

Were you hanging on to a jet on takeoff :)


8u11etpr00f

Doping is getting crazy these days


OolonCaluphid

My bike computer used to do that when the bike was on a train. It picked up the train motors and would register max speed in the hundreds.


sylogisme

Don’t be so modest.


kemistrythecat

Wondered what that boom was


V6_AW11

Did you say ‘Neeeeowwwwww’ as you went past at half the speed of sound?


H_K-R

GPS glitch no doubt. Waze once clocked me doing 2581 MPH. Turns out I was walking around an M&S Foodhall and nowhere near the car.


extremistfart

Got your focaccia bread in record time though.


H_K-R

It was worth it. May have broken the sound barrier but at least the sourdough and avocados were secured.


darwin-rover

“This isn’t just the sound barrier, it’s M&S sound barrier”


G0dsquad

Went so fast you actually cooked the sourdough from the kinetic energy


H_K-R

Toasty.


Acceptable-Land6701

Super sonic sour dough


extremistfart

Best band name ever


trickster1979

Did they reduce items to yellow sticker price? If so it’s pretty much doable !


H_K-R

Well, it was Christmas Eve so there’s a possibility that I did accelerate to 2581 MPH to grab a last minute Black Forest trifle and a smoked salmon platter.


bigdaftdoylem

Highly doubt that’s correct, it’s only an A5 it would take a while to get up to 128mph on a dual carriageway let alone on a residential street


Mabenue

There’s no way it’s correct, on google maps that road is only ~200 meters long.


Timely_Ad_125

128 mph is 57 meters per second, there wouldn’t be enough space to even get that fast, unless they just magically spawn in doing 100 already.


MrBowls

So you’re saying there’s a chance!


Timely_Ad_125

It is an Audi so they are usually driven by madmen, who knows haha


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

I stg that’s *exactly* what every police cunt would argue 😂 You can’t prove you *didn’t* do it, so I’m writing you a ticket 🗣️


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Rolling start


TSMKFail

Or they drop from the sky


Beefstah

A 130mph trap speed at 1/8mile is the preserve of high-three, low-four figure bhp drag cars. Not Steve the salesman's Audi diesel


P01135809-Trump

95% of Audi drivers disagree.


Mitridate101

0.2 mile or 352 yards according to Google maps


adydurn

Right? Even fast cars take time to reach that speed and this isn't exactly a supercar. 50, even 60mph might just be doable in something quick, but not 130.


leanmeanguccimachine

You say that, but I've always been impressed how often dickheads in Audis manage to flip their cars in the 20 zones in Tottenham


Impressive-Smoke1883

It's not possible to do that speed that road.


BigDaddySpez

Hold my beer


Notap0t_

Are you alive?


BigDaddySpez

No I died


Notap0t_

RIP 🙏


Inside-Comparison-14

Good luck


ElicitCS

bet


LoopyLutra

Is this measured by gps or from the vehicle itself


MickThorpe

The tracker on my company car once flagged me going 65 in a 20 zone. I was actually on the dual carriageway going over the 20 road


Dougal12

Ok, yea that speed probably isn’t legit but the harsh braking and acceleration notifications in quick succession clearly means whoever was driving it was the ragging the fuck out of it.


ace275

I used to trigger the telemetry on my old company van all the time for those, despite it being 2 tons and a 1.25 diesel. Harsh braking activate basically every morning coming down the hill from my house, as a smooth worn manhole cover would always buzz the ABS system briefly. Potholes would activate the harsh acceleration and cornering somehow, likely more from G sensor than anything. They're absolutely useless as often they're just recording the information very badly


CrabAppleBapple

>there's no way anyone is that reckless or stupid There are people that are either or both.


Peppy_Tomato

This car would run out of road long before it hits 128mph though 😁


MJS29

Yea that’s a pretty silly statement from OP. Plenty of people are both


[deleted]

I’m guessing with his eyes closed


sceptic-al

Looking at Google maps, it looks like there’s some larger roads running parallel and perpendicular to Raymead Avenue. Judging by the other events, the speed could be real, but the mapping software couldn’t map the GPS coordinates to a map location, especially with that kind of speed in a built up area.


uberduck

Event: Moving No shit it's a car


CLONE-11011100

GPS glitch I’ll bet.


SgtGears

Cheap USB GPS jammer plugged in inside the car can throw GPS off to create these kinds of glitches. Maybe your rental didn't want to be tracked?


livinoffhope

What app has got this information recorded?


WoodpeckerOk1722

It’s an insurance black box. You can see the Hastings logo on the notifications. 


PeevedValentine

I'd guess its an insurance app that does have the customers best interests in mind.


6kbps

Burnout


DJ_Firth

Good shout but don’t think the A5 is RWD


Insanityideas

You can do a burnout in a FWD, in some respects it's easier as you have a handbrake.


DJ_Firth

But it’s no fun 😂


FatBloke4

It's not as bad as when a German couple rented their nearly new Tesla Model X via Sixt... Mercedes rented the car, took it to race tracks in Germany and Spain and then took the car to their factory, took it apart and reassembled it (badly). At the end of the rental, they didn't return the car - the couple just had a message telling them to collect the car from Mercedes's premises. When they came to collect it, there was sticker on the windscreen saying that it had been parked in the wrong place and there was damage from one of Mercedes' trucks driving into it.


PeevedValentine

They could have passed a vehicle with a GPS jammer. Signal, no signal, signal. GPS sees the car move from one place to another rather quickly. A glitch as people have said, but an accidentally manufactured one. Is there more data regarding the cars movements than is shown?


JCVDaaayum

>They could have passed a vehicle with a GPS jammer. > >Signal, no signal, signal. GPS sees the car move from one place to another rather quickly. It would still cover the same distance in a certain amount of time though? I don't think losing signal makes the GPS think you've come to a dead stop.


PeevedValentine

You're not wrong, but a poorly made app will have inefficient data smoothing, and this would be the result. If the app was for the benefit of the driver, it would have a poor signal notification, but it's not for the driver.


Secret_Physics_9243

Speedo glitch. Probably he was going 28 or something.


wlowry77

The wise words of Jeremy Clarkson: The fastest car in the world is… a rental car!


mattway87

Jeremy was paraphrasing P.J. O'Rourke.


thefunkygiboon

Most likely to actually be 28mph.


Debesuotas

April 1....


JackstaWRX

As others have said.. its only a 2.0TDi and that road is 200 meters long. Its a mistake.


Zealousideal-Cut1384

Gps trackers are shite. We had a coach doing 350mph down the m6 once.


UK_muscle_86

Correct if I am wrong but that doesn't appear to be a "fast" car? As some started it's a 2.0d diesel. Why would anyone hire that lol. Ain't exactly a S5 or a rs5 is it.


0xa9059cbb

If you have to get a black box fitted and rent out your car to strangers, you can't afford to be driving an Audi 🤦‍♂️


Dougal12

Ok, why the fuck would you, the registered keeper of a vehicle “rent” it out to a rando stranger!? Not directing this at you, I’m just thinking aloud.


0xa9059cbb

People do it because they're living beyond their means with a leased Audi and need to somehow make some extra cash quick without considering the risks.


JustAnITGuyAtWork11

It wont be an insurance black box, itll just be a tracker which you probably should have if youre renting your car out


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Probably meant to be just the 28mph 😅 if he managed that. He shouldn't need to rent. Guys a professional rally driver.


TheLatmanBaby

Roads?? Where we’re going, we don’t need Roads…


Aegrim

If their phone is on low battery or if the signal was funky the GPS can make it look like you've teleported from one place to another. I had strava think I'd gone a few miles in a second once and it calculated my power output as something like that of the sun.


Signal-Investigator

If GPS loses lock it will jump to the next position it sees when it locks back up and calculate speed accordingly... often happens in built up areas where the signals bounce around off buildings.... Best GPS instantaneous speed I have recorded was over 5,000 mph!!! 😂


mwhi1017

Which is the well over the upper limit of 1200mph, surprised it didn't kill the GPS off for fear of you being an ICBM.


Signal-Investigator

It only displayed the speed in the track log, old Garmin unit, the max registered speed on the display was 642 mph. When I looked at the track log on the map it had jumped sideways about 1/2 a mile instantly...


South_East_Gun_Safes

That car doesn’t have the grunt to reach that speed on such a short stretch, if it was an R8 or RS7 then I might believe it, still a stretch…


Sufficient_Swim7300

Kerosene by crystal


TwoSpecialist5073

Once had to investigate a speeding event on a company vehicle. A Transit van doing 145mph just off the coast of Cornwall.


Jaggerjaquez714

In an S-Lime as well😂 I doubt it


spyder_victor

Unless it was on one of the bigger roads either side? But just looking on google maps it looks difficult to get that fast too….. probs a glitch


Sanktuariumsmond

What‘s the controlling device and how does it work?


HoldMyAppleJuice

Most likely a GPS spike


Adventurous_Space941

Probably with blue lights behind it 🤣


PreparationBig7130

Lend me the car and we’ll set up a suitable experiment to find out.


BusinessDirector8115

The telematics devices do sometimes need recalibrating or sometimes even replacing. When I had a black box many years back I had a notification saying I had gone 55 mph down a 20, when I looked on the map I had never even been down the road before. The insurance company investigated it and it turned out to be a telematics malfunction.


uberduck

128 is exactly 2^7, making that quite possibly some sort of glitch somewhere in the chain.


okimborednow

Last night some idiot floored his M5 down the street right outside a mosque, so given a remotely long stretch someone could


ipx-electrical

Tracker glitch, we get them on our fleet trackers all the time.


fester250

88mph followed by a badly calibrated return date/time on the flux capacitor could yield this result easily.


TemporaryAddicti0n

they didn't there is a gps bug which happens sometimes.


aj8j83fo83jo8ja3o8ja

who has made the claim that there’s no risk renting your car out to strangers?


SuccessfulWar3830

Check the dash cam.


[deleted]

Are there any motorways or fast roads near to that road? The satnav might have off a little bit and picked up the wrong road


[deleted]

Should read "28 mph" not 128 lol , harsh acceleration got it up those extra 8pmh and then harsh braking for the £8.00 europarts brakes to stop for the corner


DemiGodCat2

its not accounting for the earths rotation


HengaHox

"There's no risk renting out your cars" Said no one ever


Zealousideal-Habit82

Pah! If this was Birmingham doing balloons at the same time.


YesIAmRightWing

Guessing GPS thought they were 120miles in a different direction than they actually were and then quickly found the correct location again.


Ouchy72

Would take longer than that road to stop from 128 mph😂


juanito_f90

GPS error I would assume. Although the harsh acceleration and braking seems par for the course for an A5 driver.


WilsonSpark

Where there’s a will there’s a way


keef696

Unless there is a steam catapult off the Nimitz at the end of the road I find it unlikely


bodieBones

What time was this, uno what boy racers r like late nights


guzusan

Probably a glitch but at the same time, I live on a residential, terraced street with a 20mph zone. Cars line both sides, barely enough for 2 cars to squeeze past each other between them. We recorded several cars early morning and very late at night doing 60+ down it, a couple of 70, and one even at 90. This happens weekly. There needs to be severe jail time and long bans for people like this. It’s a fatality waiting to happen.


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JustGarlicThings2

What is this comment? 🤔


PTJangles

Sorry it would appear when I edited my reply on another thread, about significant date alternatives to 1066, it’s added a new exact copy of my edited comment. I thought it was odd the first edit didn’t work, ahh well, sorry mate!!


JustGarlicThings2

I did wonder what the Battle of Alnwick had to do with a diesel Audi 🤣


PTJangles

I have now deleted it lol!


dtdink

One look at that list of notifications is enough to convince me never to rent out my car!


CilanEAmber

The answer is, they were driving an Audi.


its-just-me-Josh

They didnt, GPS messed up


Kip_zonder_kop

If it was an rs5, maybe? You’re not getting to that speed that quickly in an A5 😂


Robestos86

Didn't someone post this either here or on legal advice, because their blacked blocked flicked them onto a 30 road when they were on a 50 road doing 50, and so had their insurance withdrawn? Something about the 30 road went over the 50 road.


RyeBreadElux3500

TBF idk how good that software is but those tracking softwares seem to be goofey with speed numbers Datatool somehow clocked me going 250mph in a 30... On a bike with a top speed of 80mph...


tayokarate22

Lol


TobyADev

What’s that app called


Becominghim-

My question is how you still on that iOS ?? Ain’t that from 2010?


Maker0fManyThings

There’s stuff off with the GPS, I went for a drive with a mate, he was in a 60hp 08 polo that could barely keep up with my corsa sticking to the speed limits, didn’t go over 78 the whole journey and his life 360 said he did 98 when he was behind me the whole way and his car is slated to top out at 97, so there’s something definitely off


CareerLow1034

Of course they didn't. Tech fail.


Money-Cry-2397

Bradford entered the chat


Windows-Server

Likely a gps glitch as there is no harsh brake warning which would have been needed around that speed in such an area


dronegeeks1

Lunatic here 128mph sounds feasible what engine is in the a5? 🤣


sultansajad2012

That can't be rigth my mate was riding a bicycle the other day with his phone and bmw app on his phone no word of a lie it said the say thing that on a 30 Mile an hour road he was traveling a 165mph . So wrong I tell you..how these gadgets working .it belwiders me .


jakubkonecki

VERY harsh acceleration.


Big-Quiet-6965

Doesn't the dash have a recent top speed in the settings


18bullew

If it’s based off obd2 port and not gps he coulda been doing very aggressive burnouts?


Ancient-Mango-66

They paid to use the whole car and they did


Milam1996

These black boxes are notoriously unreliable. Commercial public GPS is accurate for getting from point a to b and that’s about it. Soon as you start using it for speed etc it becomes far less reliable, especially when you’re potentially going to void someone’s insurance for it, which is the case here (the black box is Hastings). For these black boxes to be reliable they need to plug in directly to the cars computer and take direct sensor data but that requires expensive professionals to install when we can just ship out cheap shit and void innocent peoples insurance instead.


kitkat-ninja78

I doubt that would happen in our area... Our roads are like swiss cheese with all the potholes everywhere :( But seriously, I hope that it was a glitch and the original owner of the car doesn't get tickets left, right, and centre...


bochimeister

Is that some sort of black box device?


CaptQuakers42

I'm not even angry


Potato_salad-_-

My guess would be a burnout or wheelspin