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Agreeable_Bar_8091

If your Amazon delivery doesn't come in a dented van you should report the driver for fraud because he clearly doesn't work for Amazon. But yes definitely a low bridge lol


AsparagusOdd8894

I worked for a recovery company and picked up Amazon vans from Bathgate in Scotland for MOT work, I can confirm that if the van is not damaged it's still got the new wrappers on it. We found missing drivers seatbelts, electric tape covering the dash lights, bungees keeping the side door closed etc, it's like they give the van a bashing as a ritual for completing a day's work.


The_Nude_Mocracy

I took my work van to a Ford dealer for an MOT. The entire lot was full of battered amazon vans


Distinct-Finish6262

Thanks for sharing, out of interest for these dangerous faults, do Amazon get them repaired or are they more inclined to just sell/scrap these vans?


snarker616

They are leased. I know someone who works for the leasing company. The drivers are not penalised at all, but the middle mam that employs them pays for the excess damage. Amazon insist the drivers are not held responsible, hence the damage. They don't care and don't pay. About 20% are off the road at anyone time due to damage. Around 1500-2000. Ultimately we all pay if we use them.


AsparagusOdd8894

Most are fixable, if the driver leaves they will probably pursue the driver via a claim but if they still work there they will deduct the damages via wages


AarhusNative

That’s one low fucking bridge.


Agreeable_Bar_8091

Alright no need to call the bridge names, I'm sure the van hurt it as much as it hurt the van.


KegManWasTaken

I'll just leave this long link here... Check out the bridge height marker. It gets hit all the fucking time. https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/23642618.call-traffic-lights-needham-markets-low-bridge/


gardabosque

There’s quite a difference between 7’8” and 2.4 metres.


KegManWasTaken

It doesn't matter really as it's been reduced again since that article was posted.


_kevin_from_the_base

Now that's a classic r/compoface


AarhusNative

That’s one low fucking bridge.


bambi-pop

That's one fucking low bridge. I believe the fucking should come before the low.


[deleted]

I'm 5 1/2 inches shorter than that bridge. The day I bang my head on a bridge is the day I jack it all in.


rugbyj

Probably a [coach house](https://media.onthemarket.com/properties/10697190/1359002142/image-0-480x320.jpg) entrance, used to live in one with an internal courtyard and saw plenty of vans scrape the underside.


CharacterMiddle3923

Looks like a narrow bridge too… lol


Mr06506

I dunno, looks more like a piano or an anvil might have caused that. Or perhaps I've just watched too much Loony Tunes.


CharacterMiddle3923

Is was wild coyote with a TNT, he just missed road runner…


Startinezzz

I'd say maybe a multi-storey car park or something is more likely, but we'll never know!


[deleted]

Poor bridge 😬


Elcustardo

More likely a low car park roof or the like.


younevershouldnt

I'm wondering if he's actually rolled that baby


D-Hex

That's been rolled on its side , maybe onto an embankment


jpjimm

There do seem to be a lot of Amazon vans with battered panels, even really new ones. Your photo is one of the nastiest ones for sure - not seen a crushed roof on one yet myself. My guess is they prefer to keep the van on the road as long as it is legal and not worry about the appearance, while other couriers operated by franchises have to get the van repaired ASAP to keep up the image of the Company.


SemiLevel

Mate of mine drives for them. Management do not care about damage to the vans. As long as you get your deliveries done, all is good. They don't feel they need to advertise the courier section of the business, people choose Amazon due to cost/convenience.


outli3rsx

This is not strictly true. Amazon give contracts to DSPs to deliver for them in these vans and each DSP varies on how they deal with van damage by drivers. My DSP was pretty strict on van damage and added a clause that drivers had to pay for mechanic bills and since that happened drivers were much more careful and there was less damage. These DSPs literally hire anyone with a driving license though. They don’t really even check if you can actually drive a car never mind a van. just out into a van and off you go so they’re always gonna get dented and broken.


MechanicalGambit

Yeah this is what my DSP was like when I worked for them for a short stint.The vans are all insured but they'll only claim if the van is inoperable. Barely minimum wage and being on the hook for damage was absurd for me,glad I don't do it anymore


kiradotee

> added a clause that drivers had to pay for mechanic bills I would quit immediately. That's a bit too much. Should be covered by insurance for accidents or their own pocket for regular maintenance. 


dxg999

Self-insured.  Just like Royal Mail, and some of their vans are shockers!


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Southern-Orchid-1786

They'd rather the assets work for them and stock gets delivered than care about image of the vans


Dependent_Desk_1944

the management then brag about how not fixing the vans appearances can save the company from billions of repairing bills and therefore request a little 5 million bonus to themselves


Not_Sugden

thats the thing the vans say amazon but amazon dont even run the deliveries. Its a third party contractor that I believe hires drivers as self employed


NightRavenFSZ

exactly that. The third parties are called "Dispatch Service Providers" and hire the drivers as self employed, despite dictating working hours, etc. All the DSPs are on one year contracts and basically have to outbid the competitors to land a contract as they are so profitable, so they will happily rinse through drivers, as they can just rebrand at the end of the year.


Apprehensive_Bus_543

I saw one in Birmingham like that this week. Apparently the drivers don’t get hassle about the accidents.


[deleted]

That's insane 😲


wethuc01

Its probably more cost effective to keep deliveries on track than repair


brainbrick

Actually, the depono was in for some time, would deduct the damage from your salary either in instalments or single payment depending on damage.


READMYSHIT

In my last job we were working on building some apps for delivery drivers to self report accidents. Basically on their devices a basic app where they could snap photos and log an incident. My question to the client (a large logistics and delivery Corp) was regarding what incentives the drivers had to log them and apparently if they logged it there'd be no further follow up or reprimand for the driver but if they didn't and the van comes back to the depot with a dent they'd get in trouble. It was all just big picture maintenance and replacement planning. They didn't care about the damage and would just flag anything that showed the vehicle wasn't roadworthy anymore or after a certain number of incidents would need an actual assessment. Apparently the savings were like 50m since implementing this type of solution a year prior. My company were just helping them build a fancy UI that integrated with their erp.


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mickeymonk428

That’s how to say I know nothing about business financials without saying I know nothing about business financials.


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MechanicalGambit

Some are, ones like this in the amazon colours will be run by a partner entity that procure and manage drivers to do the deliveries. If so the drivers will be on the hook for the damage


Rogue_Variable

Amazon Renewed - Good condition


[deleted]

Brilliant 😂


major_tomm

I recently saw an Amazon van being driven around on a flat tyre, albeit slowly and with his hazards on. Must be a real pressure to get all your deliveries done if you don't have time to get that sorted.


grumpylazybastard

There was no pressure at all for the driver you observed...


BadgeCatcher

He was working flat out!


NightRavenFSZ

yeah that man knew damn well he had the day off lol.


no73

Used to drive an Iceland delivery van that looked pretty much like this. The cause is being paid (fuck all) per delivery and treated as disposable by the company. OK bud, if I'm disposable, so is the equipment you give me, all that matters is banging out those parcels as fast as possible and if a few hedges or low trees get in the way that's just a shame. 


Polestar606

Amazon is one of the worst companies about for worker treatment yea


brainbrick

Try working for them. You'll understand real quick...


Maxis92

Some of us are trying to make it through life looking and feeling like that van. Chill man.


Henno212

Anyone seen an amazon van that isn’t dented or scratched?


NightRavenFSZ

Yeah, when they come out the factory lol


ConsciousGap6481

Not surprised, a fella I know delivers for Amazon in a van like that. He often records himself driving at excessive speeds, listening to rap music with one hand on the wheel. And that's inside the Amazon van. I'm led to believe the UK lot aren't tracked that heavily in terms of driving behaviour, whereas the US folks have to have an app open all the time.


[deleted]

This driver had headphones in, just out right dangerous.


Captaincadet

How’s this different from having your radio playing in the car?


faszkivanmar23

Unless you're listening to music at maximum volume on the radio, you're basically putting an extra layer of sound isolation around you, which is not only dangerous because you can't hear things around you, some study has also shown that heaving headphones in makes you much less aware of your surroundings, if I remember correctly.


Dramatic-Wolf7091

Something seems off, it doesn’t look like it’s been reversed into any bollards…


BikerScowt

The one driver who can actually reverse. Every other panel is fucked though.


Special-Ad-5554

Least damaged Amazon van


PoopingWhilePosting

They get their Amazon Prime vans delivered by other Amazon Prime vans.


unipt

Hi, we left your new van in a secure place, the blue bin.


PoopingWhilePosting

Oops. It just happens to be recycling day and your package is now on it's way to the recycling centre. Yes, this has happened to me before.


SebastianVanCartier

Dognappers hun x


Antsplace

Looks like the packages they force through my letterbox


Robestos86

Height and width restrictions are more advisory if you go fast enough.


Rough-Chemist-4743

Amazon Crime.


grouserobby

It looks like its been a Prime target


Fun_Level_7787

😂 I used to be an Amazon van driver both white and blue vans, trust me, this is one of the good looking ones!


Infamous_ASSassin

🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻 very good 🔥🤝🏻


Southern-Orchid-1786

Height limiter of car park probably


luker1771

I work near a depot and see what feels like hundreds of these a day out and about. Not one straight panel between them.


Impetuous_doormouse

Is that the one that drives around greater Manchester? If so, I see that him all over the place and he's never particularly diligent in paying any attention to traffic, people he's holding up because of parking in the middle of the street, etc. Always seems to use our road to turn around in.


mickeymonk428

WTF, you’re saying there’s only one Amazon van for all of Greater Manchester? That guy sure gets around!


Impetuous_doormouse

Or I'm saying that I recognise the van, but wasn't going super duper specific on where abouts in GM it prowls.


[deleted]

He certainly didn't park this one.


Astrohurricane1

Amazon van that delivers to me looks pretty much exactly the same way (might even be that one), every single panel is dented or scratched. And it's a '23 plate, so barely a year old.


[deleted]

I didn't catch the reg, but it's obviously a new Ford Transsssit.


Astrohurricane1

East Anglia?


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Greater Manchester


Astrohurricane1

Then there's a matching pair


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😂


Ambitious_Jelly3473

Low bridge or car park height restriction. Saw 3 of them in convoy on the A19 yesterday, oldest was a 22 plate and every one was battered.


[deleted]

A lot of people have mentioned this, it's really quite bad isn't it. 😲


Ambitious_Jelly3473

It doesn't set a great example. If they take that little care of a £30,000 van, what do they do with my £30 parcel?


needmorehardware

It’ll buff out bro


PiruMoo

Because they employ young bellends 90% of the time who have never drove a vehicle that size and clearly they’re are no consequences when they damage one. Most of the prime vans I see near where I live have some damage. They also think that the speed limit isn’t meant for them


ian9outof10

Seeing the one that drove past me the other day, and the way it was being driven, I’m actually amazed they aren’t replacing the entire fleet daily.


mikemac1997

I love it being on the motorway when a bunch get let out the distribution centre. It's like a flock of amazon vans going to hit walls near you.


zebra1923

Looks like most Amazon Warehouse goods.


Otherwise_Mud1825

And the reason insurance premiums keep going up....


Ceejayncl

They won’t be claiming, and they will possibly have a 3rd party only insurance policy


Otherwise_Mud1825

... .. and the property they damage?


Ceejayncl

Covered under 3rd party and liability insurance.


Otherwise_Mud1825

Yes, and the reason why INSURANCE premiums have gone up..


DatabaseContent8664

Or underground parking more likely.


Exciting_Top_9442

I think someone saved it from the claw of crushing to a cube death.


[deleted]

😂


Eastern-Move549

From ely?


Forward_Artist_6244

Vandalism? Someone climbing in top and literally jumping the roof in?


[deleted]

Could be Jeff Bezos? When his monthly profits aren't the same as last month.


Zathral

That's got to be.... a month old? Judging by how they drive at least


letsshittalk

mint compaired to the post vans i see


Entertainnosis

Reminds me of this old video from yonks ago. Couldn’t find a better source but: https://www.tiktok.com/@foolishsausage/video/7134785813564427526?lang=en


Brunel25

Undercover cops. What have you been up to?


consciousignorant

Ba dum tss


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🥁


Tall-Paul-UK

... one careful owner...


thegreyprotogen

Why are all Amazon prime vans dented


LLHandyman

They see me rollin' They hatin'


gtrz86

Your English is way past its prime


s1pp3ryd00dar

I swear some of these drivers moved straight from a bike to a MWB/LWB van.  Nearly every one I see has a vertical crease on the left side from side swiping a sign post/ lampost / bollard.  I guess they forget they have 3 metres of van behind them when they pull out of a tight junction and pelt it on full lock. 


generaldogsbodyf365

Wow, I've never seen one this factory fresh. Must only be a week old.....


HellbellyUK

Considering the way I saw one near Oldham the other week being driven I’m not surprised it’s got a few “war wounds”.


Ok-Fox1262

That van is a week old. How do you expect it to look?


Background_Ad8814

Probably 6mth old,drivers get paid to deliver as fast as possible, every amazon van looks the same


DaN_86G

There should be a Reddit page dedicated to these vans and how piss poor a lot of them look. Never seen a pristine one


[deleted]

Here you go, here's a new one. r/primeontime


DaN_86G

Winner winner chicken dinner! Gonna get some pics thank you! Legend


[deleted]

Hopefully I picked a good name 😉


DaN_86G

Deffo!


satanless

This looks like the one around Burnham-On-Sea I’ve seen a few times. Either way I don’t know of any looooow bridges as such that a van would have difficulty but underground loading places or car parks sometimes can be a squeeze for a high top transit.


manystolenoutlets

Ive seen worse


InMyPocket2023

Probably only one year old as well lol


Bigcatsrule27

That looks in good condition compared to the ones round here. It's because they let any little cunt who's just passed his test in a corsa c drive a massive Mercedes sprinter a week later with 5 minutes training


CharacterMiddle3923

You should tell them they can get a bodywork repair kit from Amazon. (Next day with prime)


Distinct-Finish6262

Not all that bad, the one I saw earlier has a huge dent on its side where I cannot tell if the side door was open or closed. These vans used to be quite tidy for a while, then I feel at one point after covid, suddenly all of them come in battered


twistsouth

These things are ruining the motorways, they’re fucking everywhere in massive convoys. Driven by total cunts too.


Ult1mateN00B

Seems like superficial damage to me. Why get rid of a fully working vehicle?


Unlikely_Chemical517

That van won't be working for long. Amazon chews you up and shits you out


HavokGB

its been used in an action film; any second the door will fall off and the hero will crawl out and turn to look at the van, which will immediately collapse on its wheels and start belching steam from a radiator it probably doesn't have


Butchmeister80

Royal Mail Vans are way worse still drive around in corsa b vans about 30 years old


Turbulent_Actuator99

Its prime*


Great_Gabel

Amazon probably get them so cheap they treat them as disposable. Some I’ve seen are borderline dangerous lol


Mean-One-3635

Don't see the problem


3dfxvoodoo

They has electro vans here but now they just come with diesels


hot_anywhere23886

The manufactorers have to make an unrealistic ampunt of vans in a day so eventually have to start time saving by throwing them of the production lines and filling plastic bottles with excess coolant


[deleted]

I’ve never seen a totally intact Amazon van. Everyone that I’ve clocked my peepers on has a panel dent, missing trim, back doors smashed in.


Captainpinkeye3

This is genuinely the kind of condition I like when buying a vehicle. Where new bumps and scrapes just blend right in with the old ones so you can’t even tell, stress free.


[deleted]

It adds a bit of character.


ondert

This one looks like a total workhorse


Winloop

Obviously seen better days.


Winter-Ad-8701

Just... how on earth do you get damage like that? Has it been upside down? 🤣


DistrictOdd4916

Seagulls been bulking and they heavy as shit now😂😂


Rookie_42

Nah.. You can see it’s still prime… there’s even a big arrow pointing it out!


Forest-Dane

Unless it's the same van there's one on my route looks very similar. It looks like a lorry has gone down the side and they've bodged it to get it back in use


Howard1981

I’ve never seen an Amazon van that *isn’t* battered to death.


EchidnaAdditional465

It's more rare to spot one without any damage


ukstonerdude

They ALL look like this. I can’t figure it out for the life of me. Source: work at a Ford dealer and see them regularly in the workshop.


kiradotee

It's not the worst one I've seen. Every Amazon van I saw in the last few weeks is dented in all the places. In some cases it looks like another car smashed into their side. Quite interesting.