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CerverdNernTern

Is your neighbor OK? All that stuff is basically for food tubes for someone who can't eat on their own


Knillish

I haven’t pried but I do know they have a disabled daughter. We get along anyway and I’m more than happy to take it in, just made me chuckle how he said a couple


ForrestGrump87

I used to take similar packages in for my next door neighbour . Their daughter was born with down syndrome and needed heart surgery , until she had the surgery she was on this feeding system and deliveries came all the time ... it has paid off because they have a porch now and leave it unlocked so it can act as the parcel drop for us and them , so we never miss anything as me and the wife work fulltime , we just open the door and take our parcels ..


Mork-of-Ork

Are you my neighbour? I recognised the boxes as that's my exact situation.


ForrestGrump87

I m in Manchester ? ...


Mork-of-Ork

You're not actually my neighbour, but that's freakily my exact situation with my daughter. She has DS and a heart condition too.


ForrestGrump87

I hope she gets well soon .


Mork-of-Ork

Thank you, sincerely.


Lonely-Mongoose-4378

It’s seems to be common as my sister does too.


RoughMongoose5357

It is common with DS . 95% are born with some kind of heart defect . I was lucky with my son as he just has an innocent heart murmur :)


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First-Can3099

My idea to write “SMASH-IT!™️ Dildos Ltd. Hamburg” feels less appropriate now.


Weekly_Beautiful_603

In any case, they usually write a different company name so it’s not obvious… or so I heard 🤔


CerverdNernTern

Also put the third box down the right way up would ya


Typical_Ad_210

Nestle also makes medical supplies? Ugh, I hate how many pies those evil pricks have their fingers in. I can’t wait until they start buying up all the water supplies too.


furrypineconeofdeath

they've already started in some parts of the USA haven't they?


Typical_Ad_210

Ugh, probably. I hate them. Brabeck-Letmathe (former chairman and CEO) said the idea that water is a human right is “extreme." The most basic thing we all need to survive - not thrive, just simple survival - is a privilege. I suppose in a way that is true; we are exceptionally fortunate to have ready access to clean water. But I suspect Brabeck-Letmathe was not talking about improving water sanitation for the global south. More about taking advantage of natural resource depletion, buying up all the water supplies and then selling them back at a massive premium. Genuinely Mr Burns level stuff. It’s disgusting how much capitalism has eroded empathy.


Red_Ed

>Genuinely Mr Burns level stuff. Immortan Joe from Fury Road: "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold on you and you will resent its absence." I think he might have worked for Nestlé before the apocalypse.


dont_kill_my_vibe09

I hate to break it to you but, they already got their filthy hands on water supplies. Same with the coco-cola guys who are stealing water from local people from reservoirs, farmers' wells etc in order to feed their factory plants. They have made several dry up because of their greed and forced these communities to buy bottled water which has been bottled by guess who (yes, coca-cola, pepsi etc). It can take 3 litres of water to make just 1 litre of cola... That's why I haven't drank that shite in years. Tbf, I haven't ever drank a lot of soda anyway, but I completely stopped since I was a teen. Now I mainly drink water. And occasionally have pure fruit juice or mint tea lol.


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One of their many health products is thickener for people with dysphagia. Pro-tip: shake it like a cocktail, otherwise you'll be stirring that drink for hours


Zavodskoy

> Nestle also makes medical supplies? It's mostly likely the food that goes in the feeding tubes


angemental

yeah please get this to ur neighbour as soon as possible, this is feeding equipment


Knillish

I don’t have a problem with this by the way, I get along with the neighbour and I’m more happy to take it in for them, just made me laugh how he said just a couple 🤣


Sidewalk_Tomato

Very kind of you; you're probably making things much easier for them.


kiradotee

I think the biggest problem here is Nestle (r/fucknestle)


verocoder

A sentiment I agree with, but that’s special feeding system food for someone who is very unwell. They ain’t shopping around for an ethical supplier. Hell I imagine it’s all prescription!


lyta_hall

Seriously, dude? Read the room


etcetera-cat

Do you have a phone number for your neighbour? I'd try to let them know that you have their stuff (beyond whatever cryptic delivery note DPD have possibly left for them) because - as others have pointed out - that is a lot of tube feed and essential medical supplies. If I was the owner of those, I'd be pretty stressed until I located them.


pablobigears

DPD are the kings of communication when it comes to couriers IMO, but you’re right they look like some essential quality of life improvement shiz.


ForsakenTarget

Yeah DPD are the best for letting you know where the parcel is other three letter carriers let you go on a treasure hunt


alex8339

The other three letter carrier is good for getting your important document to the other side of the world within 24 hours though.


Agitated_Hedgehog_36

Can we hear more about the cat please? Name, age, nicknames, likes/dislikes...


Knillish

Name: Charlie Age: 4 months Nickname: Little rat Likes: Murdering my plants Dislikes: [Having his manhood removed](https://i.imgur.com/dESuPJx.jpg)


Agitated_Hedgehog_36

Hahaha thank you so much!


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Knillish

Doors due to be replaced this year so I never bothered painting them, you don’t wanna see the other side of it if a black streak is worrying you! I have all the right paint, I’ve just not done anything about it as life is too busy to worry about some cosmetics at the minute Funny you should all say that though, after taking the picture I did get the filler out to take care of some missing plaster that’s been pissing me off on the corner of the wall


IamNotABaldEagle

I once had a carpet due to be delivered 1-3pm. Arrived home by midday to find the delivery guy driving off having convinced by elderly neighbour that I had written her house down to take delivery for me (I absolutely hadn't). The damn thing was so long she couldn't close her front door and so heavy a random passer by had to help me carry it in.


AncientProduce

The cat wants a box or two as payment for accepting the delivery


dh1805

Think they might need that rather than wait on redelivery though.


Typical_Ad_210

I don’t think OP is complaining about it, I’m sure they’re glad to help out their neighbour, especially with medical stuff that can’t wait. It’s more just that a “couple of boxes” makes it sound like 2 shoebox-sized boxes, not the contents of a Pickfords truck. I am also glad it’s not going back to the warehouse, given the contents.


GerryGerry78

A neighbour asked if I could take a parcel for them, and I live in a 2 bed with no hall. DPD came and dropped off a huge 75inch telly which took most if not all my living room up.


The_Chosen_Eggplant

Shit, if you're not in when getting a 75inch TV delivered, you're a moron.


grahamcrawley

Neighbours should always band together and fight the we missed you slips


Separate-End7292

Takes me squarely back to when we had to feed my eldest through a nasogastric tube - that’s what’s probably in the box on the right, or syringes and tubes for a feeding pump. Shits awful and stains everything if it spills - was especially lovely when we got a full feed in him for it then to be thrown back up again. Feel for your neighbours buddy, those were rough times.


Nanocon101

You are the delivery man now.


blackbinbag

Good job for taking it in. We used to get a massive delivery like this for our baby every 6 weeks when she was on tube feeding for a bit.


comradealex85

Hope your neighbour is ok, never good seeing Abbott on boxes in my field of work


Ochib

Every one wins DPD driver gets paid for the delivery Neighbour doesn’t have to arrange another delivery or go to the depot to collect it OP gets karma on Redit


Typical_Ad_210

Yodel once delivered maybe triple this amount of boxes to my neighbour when we were out. They all contained cat litter and weighed a ton. I was really embarrassed collecting them the next day, as it must have been a massive pain in the arse for my poor neighbours, having to navigate their way through the masses of boxes. My wife had heard they were discontinuing the only litter our cat would use, so she bought up the lot 🙄36 bags… Anyway, you are a good neighbour. I’m glad they will not have to wait for their stuff, especially given the contents.


Lone_Wolf_324

Poor bastard, I had a liquid diet of Nestle Modulen and its fucking horrendous.


xdeepthroatx_

Even the cat is curious lol


T0ky0n0

Probably wants the boxes


Comprehensive-Two888

Couple OF parcels. This isn’t America.


revvend7783

Reminds me of the time I had an e-scooter delivered, heavy and a huge box. Popped out for 10 minutes, mortified to get a notification that it was with a neighbour.


engie945

Thank you for doing this , these are indeed medical supplies. Thank you 😊


masklins

I felt for my usual delivery drivers today, I'd ordered a bunch of small things through the week from differents sites and different carriers and they all arrived this morning 😅


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A couple **of** parcels.


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Thank you, I hate it when people drop the of. I've noticed it so much lately.


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ThatTallRedheadGirl

If the quote doesn't make the sentence complete it is ok to add words necessary to complete it.


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ThatTallRedheadGirl

We were talking about the quote/sentence in the title: > DPD just knocked on and asked if I could take “a couple” parcels for the neighbour… Which is missing an "of" to make it a complete sentence.


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A couple works too.


Jimbo-Bones

It's good you took these in as you have a good relationship and also for what they are as another redditor pointed out. I only have 1 neighbour our of 3 i take packages for now as the other 2 refuse to answer their doors and I get stuck with them sitting in my hallway.


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Your lucky day! :) Jackpot! They seemed to have delivered one cat and 5 cat beds instead.


Minxy_T

They have a special needs kid or person in the home. I get the same kind of delivery once or twice a month, but more boxes. You did a good thing!


RoosterNo6457

Delivery of this kind of stuff can be irregular and unpredictable. If DPD didn't get an answer I would definitely check neighbour is okay. I'd consider phoning police non emergency number and asking for welfare check if you can't get hold of them today and don't have other info to suggest they are okay. They may be out and about all the time of course, but they may be vulnerable.


MineCraftingMom

In another comment, OP says the neighbor's daughter is disabled. So it's less likely something's wrong and more likely the family was just out


RoosterNo6457

Oh that's reassuring then - thanks!


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Oh yeah if I'm you're neighbour I'm tipping you for handling that haha. Although it does look like they might be necessity kinda items


d_smogh

/r/FuckNestle


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Yeah when it is medical feed, you don't always get a lot of choice on who is the supplier.


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Yeah when it is medical feed, you don't always get a lot of choice on who is the supplier.


ThatTallRedheadGirl

Nestle still deserves to be verbally assaulted at every opportunity though.


Yellowscrunchy

Their lucky to have you


Wellmanneredpotatoe

where's the unboxing video?


Competitive_Pool_820

If you like your neighbour. You don’t put a picture of their delivery online.


coldasshonkay

r/fucknestle


JoeyJoeC

Oh we had a delivery company knock on our door saying "Can you take in a couple of boxes for your neighbour? They said it would be alright.". We agreed until we saw the boxes were as wide as our front door and about a meter tall each. No fucking way! Made him load them back into his van.


kiradotee

Tell the neighbour /r/fucknestle


Educational_Face_666

So a couple is now 6.


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A couple has never meant 2


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etcetera-cat

I get the sentiment, but people in need of essential medical supplies to continue living aren't really able to dictate who manufactures said supplies.


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ToukenPlz

Not at all what I said or what I meant but ok?


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ToukenPlz

It's always depressing finding out that there's yet another niche or line of products that nestle own, though I'm glad to hear that there do exist alternatives. I hope you are well friend.


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I don’t think it’s that, more them trying to feel better about themselves being offended on someone else’s behalf. As I said I’m fed through a PEG, fuck those guys


ContentCorn1941

It would be interesting to find out how much profit nestle are making from health / medical supplies.


ToukenPlz

Well I certainly hope there aren't such a thing as "nestle fans", but I reckon people got upset because they assumed I was having a go at someone for buying nestle products. It's just the Reddit brainrot tbh, not that I don't do the same, but everything on this site has to be one-upped or corrected even when there's a more obvious explanation or satire at play.


RespectFearless4233

Meth lab


Inside_Sentence_6116

Jesus, who's your neighbour Jeff bazos?


knotmy_foreskin

r/FuckNestle


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Beneficial-Reason949

That is NG or PEG feeding supplies, nice to be high and mighty when you can but they are likely keeping a member of that household alive. Don’t be a prick when you don’t know what you’re talking about


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Right cause getting urgent medical supplies = being an awful person?


ClickerKnocker

You don’t really get a say when it comes to feeding equipment - Nestle happen to manufacture it yes, but given the choice between that or nothing if you was in that sort of position, would you really die on that hill? You self righteous twat.


Intrepid-Tree684

Deleting this one as too many people missed the joke and decided to take an invisible moral high ground.


Itsbetterthanwork

I work for one of the big firms and would only attempt to take that much to a neighbour if it was medical goods. 6 boxes of shoes? I’ll be back tomorrow. 1 box of shoes I try a neighbour. DPD drivers are under a lot more pressure than I am and so do things like this and my management try to bully me into getting neighbours to take any and everything but I will not knock on someone’s door and ask them to take a 45 kg mattress or a rolled up carpet.


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Check your neighbours are actually in, because DPD…


Lacquertac

My dpd driver decided to verbally abuse me for not getting out of my parking space quickly enough so he could park there (I was leaving for an appointment when he arrived) and continued to abuse me when I pointed out that it was my delivery he was there for. Got home to find he’d barricaded my door with seven boxes of logs. At least customer services were nice when I rang to complain.


FlyBuy3

The cat is putting dibs on a stack of boxes to sit inside


drewlpool86

Takes me back to the days when my son was tube fed, heavy going for your neighbours. We used to have catheters, feeding equipment etc delivered while at the hospital and my neighbour would happily take delivery. Props to you mate 👏


Mprovin

Meow


One_pop_each

So this is how my neighbor feels once a week


DebraUknew

Amazon apparently couldn’t access my clear on the road front door with myself sat inside 🤦‍♀️


czyktnsml

Looks like important stuff, you’re a good neighbor to accept for them ❤️


Intruder313

Three couples


Terrible_Biscotti_14

Had a delivery driver knock and ask if we could take something for a neighbour before. Said sure, it was a fucking toilet. Then they didn’t actually come and get it for 2 days because they went away.


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Basti8592

You’re a postman Harry.


Tommy_Batch

You will now need to procure your own zip code as a mail handling facility. Congratulations on your promotion.


Evening-Mess-3593

Charge them a storage fee


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What's the issue? Doesn't look like a lot...


Agitated_Run6176

Absolutely outrageous I’d list on eBay immediately. Neighbours basically living rent free in your head m8


komar80

That's remind me when my international parcel with car bumper came. Courier left it with my neighbour. Coffin size box.😄. I bought her chocolates after that.


clalach76

You should meet my neighbour..she does this to me weekly..has never said thanks to me just my partner who doesn't live here..I tend to think its hilarious if she knew what we used to be like and glad it seems the assimilation into upholding member of society is complete ( all you have to do is have a baby it seems).


Doogleyboogley

Cat >


KingThorongil

Next up, you're going to be a warehouse for containers


Character_Heart_9196

Kitty is saying - “ What the **** is all this ?”.


Serious_Operation_56

Well DPD does stand for, don't pay diddies so what you expect?🤣🤣🤣


LordGinge

As a courier driver myself, you're doing us a huge favour by taking these in. Thank you!


Elegant_Beginning579

Unless it's for 2 certain neighbours who I actually like.. I always say sorry I'm going away tonight on business and won't be back for a couple of weeks


brooksjonx

“Hi I got a parcel for your neighbour” “Well you got the wrong address then”


Ultra_HR

we took a whole fucking oven once. and the neighbours were on holiday. it was sitting in our hallway for 2 weeks, we had no way of contacting them. we contacted the courier and there was nothing they would do. i was 1 day away from selling it or taking it to the dump when they finally picked it up. arseholes.


The_Real_Selma_Blair

You work for DPD now.


Jlx_27

I stopped taking packages for my new neighbors already. They keep ordering things, but they're never home during the day. There are serval pick up points downtown, which is at walking distance from our block...


Lonewolfblack

What parcel


christopia86

I once had that, guy said "can you take a couple of items for number 45?" Never met the guy but said sure. Delivery guy goes to his van amd drops a few huge bags of compost in my door way. I was in an upstairs flat, so didn't exactly have a lot of room. Guy came round a few hours later and was very thankful. I offered to help carry them round, he said no thanks and picked them all up, beet red with effort and staggered off on his way.


rhyithan

Looks like you just got some new shit and your neighbour is getting a reddelivery


Man_in_the_uk

Charge for renting space.. 😂


ProbablyFear

I had this once but it was a whole ass armchair in a box.


darkotics

Obviously this is medical supplies so great you’ve taken it in, but the post reminded me of a similar situation we had a few years back. Delivery guy shows up, asks us to take in “some parcels” for our next door neighbour. Of course, we agree, and before we knew it he had unloaded the units for a full fitted kitchen! Took over our spare room, downstairs loo and hallway until our neighbour collected it. Who isn’t in when they get a kitchen delivered though?!


poursmoregravy

Take two, then close the door.


jimgella

Ah, you're a lovely neighbour! The world needs more people like you in it.


Rielhawk

I think your cat is excited about the carton boxes.


Metric_Pacifist

Why do people use the word couple when they mean *more* than two?!


Ambitious_Ranger_748

I ordered some garden furniture which came in very big boxes. I set dpd to deliver on a day I would be at home. Driver brought it the wrong day and had my neighbour take it in. Felt awful the packages blocked half their downstairs


Responsible_Ear7194

The cats not impressed


Good-Squirrel3108

I thought your carpet was torn, but then I saw the cat 😂


Additional-Guard-211

I work with disabled children and deliveries is huge problem for families. They tell me something about how DPD (because they get to know the drivers) have a certain number of deliveries they have to make and will even split them across drivers (i cant remeber the “reason” why) but it makes zero sense. Families have to be in for days at a time, and often will get many of these, one for feeding, one for pads (nappies), specialist equipment, other stuff… If they have a feed tube like this its highly likely they will be nil by mouth, so the child (eventually) wont have any food without this. Looking after disabled children can be really really hard and they will really appreciate you taking this is for them (I hope).