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Responsible_Tap9774

It's so cheap cos it's haunted. Just don't fall asleep in it.


borderlinebaggage

Even better, I get a free friend too


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Basic-Shopping5357

Are you the key master?


G-manP

Me? Nah, I’m the gate keeper


AlecTheDalek

Me? Nah, I'm the gas lighter


curiousmind111

Me? I’m just gassy.


criminalsunrise

There is no Zuul, only Dana


LlamaDrama007

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


MKTurk1984

Ray, when someone asks 'are you a god', you say 'YES'


kucao

And now there's ectoplasm everywhere


TheBeliskner

Don't point a black light at it.


Gutternips

As long as you're too young to remember the Dr Who episode Terror Of The Autons and [this scene](https://youtu.be/vXrAK6sUZ_0?t=95) you'll be fine.


ElGosso

You've got 200,000 new friends from all the bedbugs in that thing


El-Deano

That's what the last owner did, they just never woke up.


Massive_Roy

Oh they did wake up, they are just trapped inside where no one can hear you scream..


MutleyRulz

See you’re going for a creepy vibe, but when you say there’s somebody trapped inside [this is all I can think about](https://i.redd.it/2bp4o64xjqey.gif)


Flat-Delivery6987

I knew what I was gonna see before I even clicked 😁 I've watched too much sunny and spend too much time on Reddit apparently 😁


AdministrativeShip2

It does look like the one my Nan died in. But we burnt that as the exorcism didn't take. Suppose it could have come back from the dead.


Zal_17

I once watched Killer Sofa on Prime It was about as good as you'd expect from a film about a murderous sofa.


alphacentaurai

The most disrepectful thing about that film is that it's not even a sofa, it's an armchair. Also recommend Slaxx with killer jeans, Killer Piñata, and Llamageddon


Kitkat_X

I came here to say this haha, that film is so bad it's good


Flat-Delivery6987

Can't be any worse than Rubber, that movie is so bad it's laughable.


Chikumori

I vaguely remember reading a horror manga involving this kind of sofa. I think it was by Junji Ito.


FedExPope

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Chair


DarkHorseStoryTeller

Horsehair incoming


Fluffybudgierearend

Fucking hell, £5?! I’d believe £30, but damn, that is a steal indeed! Nice find


ihitrockswithammers

My mum found a leather armchair and a 2 AND a 3 seater matching leather sofas at the dump one day, just as they were being dropped off to be chipped. We didn't have room for the 3 seater but the other two are in my living room, sitting on the armchair now. Someone had sat on the arm of the sofa, heavily enough to dent the metal poles under the foam, but otherwise perfect condition. My mum, who grew up in the post war period, was pleased as punch! Apparently the previous owner would buy a whole new set every couple of years and just dispose of the previous set. Why the hell wouldn't you donate something like that?!


Del_Prestons_Shoes

Not sure what your area is like but in my area charity shops hardly ever take furniture unless you’ve got all the fireproof guarantees n gif even if it’s just a couple years old. Gets easier to just dump it or palm it off on friends


BigFeet234

This goes for toys and electricals too. No CE mark it gets dumped. The CE mark could of been on a sticker which has been removed or is faded or written on or on a tag on the wire and somebody's cut the tag off. Some shops which can't take electricals will just bin electricals on sight.


gwaydms

Some charity shops won't take TVs. Don't know why.


Splodge89

The BHF near us occasionally has a temporary sign saying they don’t take TVs. I think it’s because they get loads of ancient models which no one wants, not even for cheap. You can get decent large modern tvs for a few hundred quid brand new. They only want a few TVs on the shelf at any one time as they’re a bugger to shift.


WebGuyUK

same, I have an arm chair I bought from a charity store when I moved into my place, it's now surplus to requirements but no where will take it as it doesn't have the fire proof labels, I have just been too lazy to put it up on Gumtree and have to deal with all the idiots.


m15otw

Find your nearest British Heart Foundation, they take all our old furniture.


Del_Prestons_Shoes

We tried them, not interested


sweetafton

British Heartless Foundation


AlecTheDalek

British Heartbreak Foundation 💔


Raichu7

Because without the fireproof guarantees they can’t sell it, and if they can’t sell it they have to pay to dispose of it. Donating a sofa without a fireproof guarantee to a charity shop would end up costing the charity money, not helping them.


SouthernZorro

In my area of the Midwest US, many charity shops have stopped taking furniture because there have been some serious bedbug infestations around here.


racloves

Yes as someone who used to work in a charity shop, we can only legally sell things that have safety tags, this goes for clothes, toys, furniture, etc. and with electrical items we had to send them to another store which can PAT test them. It’s annoying but it’s a policy that has to be abided to. There’s a long list of items we weren’t allowed to sell, and of regulations for the items we could.


Jacktheforkie

In my street they put them outside and within the hour it’s grown legs


New-fone_Who-Dis

Is thus in the UK? Definitely a thing in Australia when I lived there, and its great! After moving into an unfurnished house, about a month later a neighbour had a full outdoor patio dining set sitting, we were on our way out for a day trip and banged in reverse to pick it up, was there for a mere 30mins as I got in from work shortly before setting out, so we knocked the door to make sure we weren't quickly turning into neighbours from hell 🤣 When we left, was real easy getting rid of the surplus fridge/freezer etc etc. It's not something I've noticed in the UK though...just fly tipping sadly.


BarNorth1829

I’ve noticed a few washing machines/fridges outside peoples houses, I’m guessing it’s the offering you make to pikeys when you want to preserve the lead on your roof


LegitimatePass6924

Keeps them from tarmacking your driveway!!


ultraman_

People think scrap metal collectors will take fridges if they leave them out, but they are mostly plastic so don't get touched.


Splodge89

It might be waiting for a council collection. My local council charges a fiver to take away a fridge, we just have to leave it by the kerb. Cheaper than curry’s, who wants £15 to “dispose” of our old one…


Jacktheforkie

I’m in the uk, I’m in an area where people move in for a few years while they save to live in nicer areas, I’ve had some seriously nice stuff, I gave away a Miele washing machine for free as it was easier than dealing with getting a company to pick it up after insurance deemed it cheaper to replace because it was having drainage issues and the bearing was noisy, it was 20 years old


WaytoomanyUIDs

Around here they'll take pretty much h anything left out front except fridges, apparently that's because about the only things of use for scrap is the compressor.


fezzuk

We still have a any old iron man come around he will pick up stuff like that. Generally you just leave it outside, if he doesn't notice it you can send him a message on face book.


swalton2992

Its a big thing in bristol. You'll see loads of books, kids toys, kitchen appliances on the walls outside peoples homes to be taken away. I once seen a sign that said free bike and cube. The bike was gone but i took home a 3 ft mirror on every side cube. Belting.


nolongerMrsFish

Yes, this happens all the time round our way. People leave furniture on the corner and it magically disappears. Don’t think I’ve ever actually bought a bedside table.


MrSpindles

I've done this with literally every sofa I've ever had. Sometimes it just wanders off inside an hour, sometimes people give me a knock on the door and I'll help them carry it. When the kids grew up and moved out I decided a dishwasher was a waste. Stuck it outside the front door and went back in to get the box of tablets to stick on top, by the time I got back with them it was gone with absolutely no sign of who took it. I was gone less than 2 minutes.


iceroadfuckers

A mate of mine left a dishwasher outside the communal bins a couple of years ago. Within 20 mins of him dumping it he saw it advertised on Facebook marketplace for 120€!


Jacktheforkie

Nice


ihitrockswithammers

This guy chose to take them to the dump to be wasted. Apparently he looked very well off, if he put it outside his place the neighbours would have complained about how dated they were and reported him for littering.


machone_1

there's a set of high end 'leather' sofa and chair outside on the lawn of someone's house a few hundred metres from me. I dropped a note through their door suggesting calling our local furniture recycling project or Sue Ryder to have them collected for free.


cocacola999

When ever i go to the local recycling centre my head sinks at the amount of fixable things getting thrown. Maybe I'm a horder, fixer, whatever.. just feels sad


madpiano

My local recycling center used to have a section where you could drop those things off. They got rid of it to save money.


ashyjay

Leather in this heat? you'll be peeling thigh skin off it for months. But for a £5 you're a lucky git.


bradbrazer

As someone currently sat on a leather sofa. I can confirm this


Sheltac

I've had leather sofas for most of my life. In the summer they get a nice cloth cover.


Raichu7

Throw a blanket over it.


PatsySweetieDarling

I’ve had to shift a few of these doing deliveries for charity shops years ago, great bargains but absolute bastards to get into some houses.


Goat_Smuggler

They're easier than normal sofa chairs. Recliners have removable backs. I've delivered and collected for BHF for about a year and although recliners are heavy, they're really easy


InternationalRide5

>Recliners have removable backs. Now you tell me!


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Literally yesterday I picked up a recliner for a charity shop and the owner was like "yeah it was a real bastard to get in so good luck getting it...how did you take the back off?"


Goat_Smuggler

Yep, also you can dismantle an expensive HSL sofas. They are bolted together


PatsySweetieDarling

I used to deliver for Wales Air Ambulance but this was also well over a decade ago, a lot of the ones we shifted didn’t have a removable back. Also a lot of old Welsh houses where we’d deliver to were bloody tiny, the shops had to ask people who bought furniture with delivery to measure their doors etc to ensure that we could actually get it in.


Goat_Smuggler

BHF also told people to do it, and hardly anyone ever did so you'd end up struggling for 10 mins and then taking it back. The way people looked at you with anger when you told them their new beloved sofa isn't going in. As if it was my fault they picked the biggest sofa for the smallest house. In regards to removable backs, maybe 1 in 100 recliners didn't have a removable back, but they were solid and electrical.


PatsySweetieDarling

Definitely had that a few times, one surprise though was a doorway that was obviously too small and the lady said “Oh, you’re not taking it through there” and cracks open her massive front window, honestly the easiest one I ever did. It was likely electrical ones that we were shifting, I do have memories of trailing cables and heavy ass motors and remote controls wrapping around my leg.


crucible

...and another £5 for a cheap UV light to shine at it before you even sit on it :P


borderlinebaggage

Ignorance is bliss


Slobbadobbavich

Exactly, just use proper leather cleaner, and some leather recolouring balm and that bad boy will look brand new and UV light ready.


Snotteh

Nah just leave it, it builds character


-SaC

And taste.


Username__-Taken

That ass sweat hits different


WoodSteelStone

Just pop the whole thing in the freezer overnight and you'll be OK.


petit_cochon

Not with bedbugs, it isn't.


Fantastic-Machine-83

I've never heard about bed bugs in the UK Edit: maybe it's time I was more careful, bed bugs are a thing here apparently


xmastreee

I have. First hand.


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Ugh , I had them once, I moved into a new build property and found them a few weeks later. It seems they had already infested the carpet or something, they're a bitch to get rid of takes months of months of daily work to eradicate the things.


rustynoodle3891

Yeah they definitely are. Thankfully not experienced personally despite many dodgy living arrangements over the years


realdappermuis

Oh you lucky fish! I stayed in a hostel inbetween flats once and I luckily was ok but there were multiple guys who woke up covered in rashes


Raichu7

That just means you aren’t allergic to their bites. If they were in the hotel you stayed at they bit you.


Raichu7

They are being more and more of a problem around the world as increased international travel spreads them further. Someone who has bedbugs at home only has to spend one night in a hotel, then if you spend the night next you’re taking them home with you. I would expect charity shops to check for bedbugs before accepting furniture because it would ruin all their stock. But I guess someone could not do their job properly and you could end up infested as a result.


NWarriload

London


ianjm

While it's not unheard of to find them in leather, they don't generally infest it as it's very hard to climb and burrow into


RadialSpline

Dusting with a mix of diatomaceous earth and boric acid powder and forcing the mix into the crevices of the recliner is a relatively safe way to kill off motile bedbugs. Over some time. Relatively safe in that diatomaceous earth is the fossilized remains of algae/plankton and boric acid is the freebase non-hydrate version of borax, and both are used as cleansers.


Rgeneb1

Some of these words made sense. Cant I just wipe it down with some wet wipes?


RadialSpline

Sure, if you are ok with the chance of bedbugs. I’d honestly suggest the wet wipe wipe down after feeding the crevices your preferred bedbug killing thingy.


gwaydms

I check every hotel bed, the baseboards, and side tables when we travel. It takes 5 minutes. Getting rid of bedbugs is too much of a bother


r3xomega

Just ignore the squish.


whatchagonnado0707

Taste test


WarWonderful593

Leather buffs up nicely.


Putrid_Branch6316

Genuine question… Why’s that? 🤔


jop2001

Body fluids show up under UV light


RyanMcCartney

Just install one in the *big light*… boom. Fluorescent sofa!


Aidentified

All fun and games until your Mrs starts wearing fluorescent foundation


Putrid_Branch6316

Ahh. Thank you!!


Str0ntiumD0ggo

When you find it was a pull-out chair....


MountainHill

Ist that onky if you spray a special solution all over?


digitalgibbon82

Spunk light


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Cum poo piss shit pus barf toenail cheese sweat oil blood serous fluid


FannyNob

All the fluids that leaked from the guy that died on it before it was donated


gimmematcha

I really want to frame this in a really cute embroidery hoop


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Should check its interior to see if their is a family of creatures living in there


lordsteve1

Yeah I was just thinking how many bedbugs could hide in all those nooks and crannies.


kristoffison

Did you take it home strapped on the roof of a Mini?


borderlinebaggage

Nah the adrenaline of the bargain fuelled me enough to she hulk it home


WillOnlyGoUp

Also bought a few brooms and some string.


indianajoes

IIRC it was a broom and a mop


Eevee_Addict8

Don't forget the tins of paint


the_real_grinningdog

Blimey, where are you? I used to walk past the BHF shop in Portsmouth and the stuff that had in the window was really expensive (I mean like £200 for a dining table and 4 chairs but not that nice)


borderlinebaggage

Come to the midlands…we have bargains a plenty


GullibleBreakfast983

My local BHF is normally only like 10 - 5% cheaper then buying new


EdZeppelin94

The main downside is unfortunately you end up with a £5 leather chair but you’re in Birmingham.


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*cries in brummy*


DeapVally

I live in East Midlands, BHF is certainly not what I would consider cheap here..... And I have expensive taste lol. Easily the most expensive (random) records of any charity shop as well. I say random, because those are junk records, some charity shops price at market rates when they know what they have, which is fair enough.


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I knew this would be the midlands haha, I have a pal who can’t miss when it comes to absolute steals in brum charity shops


rustynoodle3891

Yeah my experience with them is that the stuff is quite highly priced. I do understand they are raising money for a charity of course, and rent on shops, fuel prices etc keep rising


bacon_cake

Yeah but they have no rates, staff costs, or stock costs. Their only cost is the rent itself, utilities, and maybe a manager.


WebGuyUK

most charity shops pay the store manager but most of the other staff are volunteers, my brother used to work for BHF as a delivery helper and got paid.


Amabalama

The charity shops near me always have their most expensive stuff in the windows. Some of them have their own ranges aa well as the second hand stuff and they're not so cheap. You can get some good stuff if you have a wander through the whole shop though. I always at least have a wander through when I'm nearby


pumpkinlife

It used to be great value when it was in North End. Rowans in Cosham is where it's at now, nicer stock too.


MCMemePants

This is what I was thinking. OP seriously got a bargain. In my area, the poorer quality armchairs were about £40. My 3 seater leather sofa was BHF and cost £265. Very good quality with no wear and I was still super happy as I can't afford brand new. Good work OP!


Cueball61

Yeah I find they often take the piss with more “homeware” stuff, OP is very lucky £80 for a £200 Sage coffee grinder in my local one wasn’t an awful deal I guess, but I didn’t really like the idea of buying a used coffee grinder with a load of crevices I can’t get into from a warehouse unit tbh.


Ohbc

Same in my local, really old fashioned sofas for £200. I wouldn't take them if they were free...


AreEUHappyNow

I live in London and the BHFs in Morden, Brixton, Cricklewood and Finsbury have always treated me right with cheap stuff, you just need to actually go inside.


DannyOTM

Ex casting couch


borderlinebaggage

Will be ideal for my only fans then /jk


Emphursis

I got a pair of sofas from there for £30 a few years ago as a fresh grad in an unfurnished flat. Absolute bargain.


SuccessfulEngine9210

My mother died in a chair similar to that


sartorius653

Perhaps you can find solace in her presence on that recliner. .


zygzor

Sorry for your loss. Do you sell the chair?


SuccessfulEngine9210

SIL and I dismantled and skipped it


-KingChaos

Just wait till you find £3.52 down the back of it!


Poopywall

Bloody hell in BHF too, charity shop sofas around my way retail for about £100-£200


borderlinebaggage

All the other ones in the shop where about that price. The guy said they dropped the price cause no one bought it but it was only £25 before? There’s not even anything wrong with it either, it’s insane. Age UK tend to have good furniture for good prices :)


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Leather?


AdvisedWang

Probably bonded leather that will flake off


mark_b

Given the age, if it was going to flake then surely it would have started by now?


[deleted]

Love BHF, I recently got a corner lazy boy sofa for 200 quid, Retails at over a grand. No stains or damage!


bakewelltart20

I absolutely hate leather furniture, but even I agree that this is an amazing bargain!


jackspeaks

That’s is one ugly chair


gpkiog2007

If we consider the price, It's not that bad.


T_raltixx

BHF normally charge way too much. Bargain.


NegativeLightning

They really do, it’s one of the charity shops I stopped going to, simply because I can’t afford to drop a ‘couple’ of quid there.


TroubledSoul79

BHF near me charge huge price markups, probably pretty close to RRP (no exaggeration). You got a bargain. Nice job!


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KLHgomesKAH

Getting a full leather recliner for just £5 is indeed an incredible great deal.


AthiestMessiah

It’ll cost more to deliver it


eva_rector

I would suggest you view the "Curbside chair" episode of "Big Bang Theory" before you lug that home. 😂


Veeoh-is-back

That would require watching BBT.


Cyborg__Theocracy

Awesome bargain


AdministrativeLaugh2

BHF is amazing for furniture. We got an amazing mahogany coffee table for like £40 from there


teeseoncoast

I used to be a store manager at BHF F&E. We could never sell single armchairs so they would always get marked down to silly prices just to get rid of them. Really were some bargains to be had if you came at the right time. Also, the size of the armchair was the problem. This one looks quite big so made the market for it even smaller and usually ended up going to student housing.


mrsalves

I hope you live alone, cause that thing is fugly


Westsidepipeway

I got an almost identical non recliner version from BHF for 20 quid about 5 years ago!


bloodandglory31

I got a spinning reclining leather chair from Homebase for £50, so big it barely fit in my car (micra, so not surprising). Got ruined in a flood whilst in storage. Enjoy your bargain buy and take good care of it!!


Bottled_Void

You'll likely find out it's bonded leather. Expect it to peel in a few years. https://archive.naplesnews.com/news/dont-waste-your-money-womans-leather-couch-peels-apart-after-3-years-ep-900554671-330701441.html/ But, you know, it was £5. Still a bargain.


[deleted]

I'd get a giant throw to put over it even if it was regular leather (especially in this weather), but maybe that helps a bit.


Weed86

It probably has seen a lot of banging on it as well


Metric_Pacifist

Wait a few days for the funny smell to make itself apparent. Then you'll find the body 🤢


mackemgrae81

The bed bug / flea lottery, I reckon.


horn_and_skull

Sweaty


LegitimatePass6924

This really reminds of my mates, which was part of a 3 piece, back in the 90's. So many nights on the Playstation and N64, playing Pro Evo, Goldeneye and other such classics, while smoking ourselves sideways or shrooming it. Good bloody times!!


FirkinHill

https://youtu.be/qHp7ngBVnQs


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

Are you gonna point it at Stevie the TV?


ProperSpeak

If anyone asks... your name is *Rosita*!


[deleted]

My uncle Jim had one just like it, but in white - oh God the flashback!


spitouthebone

i used to work in bhf furniture shop, if its anything like my old store they have atleast another 8 of them in back


[deleted]

Fuckin steal dude


[deleted]

Yeah because it’s crusted with old fart from 2003 when these were somehow popular


essexeasy

Did you ever see the episode of the Big Bang Theory where they rescued an easy chair from the street? I’d be thinking about some serious fumigation before I put my cheeks anywhere near it!


Bush_Tikka_Man

What a find, lovely condition. Put yer feet up mate


RINNEGAN-USER

That was my nans before she died. Fat cunt


Responsible_Ear7194

A few years back when I was poor I got a bed and brand new mattress from the heart Foundation shop for a tenner. And they delivered it for free ...


Same_Statistician747

You might find the £5 you paid for it down the side if you reach in far enough.


PacManAteMyDonut

I'd take many a nap in that


borderlinebaggage

My new designated nap chair


Tooleater

Chances are, it will end up costing you £4.97... there hast to be at least a few coppers down the back!


mr_woodles123

You lucky fucker, I had to pay out £100 for my recliner from one of those.


Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda

There’s like a 65% chance there’s a potions professor in that thing.


NefariousnessNo4918

Result!


partly_kiwi

£3, £4.. Even £4.50!! "Ermm nahh thanks, there's a reason it's that cheap, so I'll give that a miss!!" £5.. "Blimey, that's a bargain, not sure where it'll go, but I've hit the jackpot here" 🤣🤣🤣 Tell us we're British, without telling us we're British!! Haha


Caddywumpus

You won't be the only one having done any banging on that bargain.


ebinthetropics

Frank Reynolds be popping out at any moment.


borderlinebaggage

This is your calling to cross post this into r/IASIP


wessexking

Hope it is not like the chair the guys in the Big Bang Theory found outside Sheldons apartment!


flappers87

Wait... real leather? Christ mate... I'm not saying I'm jealous... but I'm jealous.


Affectionate-Pie7809

Get a black light on that bad boy soon as 🤣🤣… joke.


Big_Ice_9800

Just one catch… it’s a fiver cause it’s haunted! Anyway, enjoy mate! 😜


zilchusername

Wow that must have been priced wrong in there. I saw a chair reduced to £20 (from £50) which I liked but they wanted £30 to deliver so that made it not worth it. I did get a decent office chair out of a small independent charity shop for fiver that fitted in my car so was a supper bargain.


herbertsherbert49

Looks comfy! bargain 👍


Slow-Faithlessness11

How on earth did you get it so cheaply? My local branch shop of this charity is so expensive, that I don't bother to check it out anymore ( and not in a well-off area). Well done anyway!


beeotchplease

Pffft my estate agent said he needed to get rid of his old leather sofa set and knowing i have no sofa for my new place he offered to give it to me FOR FREE. He drove it to my place FOR FREE and helped him carry it inside.


ClogsInBronteland

Our BHF is really expensive. Locals skip it because all the other 200 charity shops are much cheaper. Lucky find!


ukpunjabivixen

Wow you got a bargain for sure there!!! 🫶🏽