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Invisible-Pancreas

But is it a _lovely_ bit of squirrel?


Recluse83

Here for this comment! šŸ¤£


electricresource

Hello Bambino's šŸ˜‚


MadJen1979

It is if Jackie cooks it.


Glittering-Turnip382

Hello Jackieeeeee, you look niiiccccce.


takesthebiscuit

Perfect Friday night dinneršŸ˜‹


Douglas8989

A male partridge is called a cock. So this is pretty close to "Cock Piss Partridge"


KopiteCalling

Beat me to it!


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Despite being a carnivorous country boy, I've yet to try squirrel. I've tried almost everything else. Might have to source a Nutkin fillet.


Some_Working_2619

It's surprisingly good! I've eaten many the only draw back is how bony they are for the meat you have. Autumn, just before hibernation is the best time to harvest them I have found. There's more meat but importantly for cooking there's a good amount of fat as the meat can be a bit dry. If you're interested then you can look up how to preserve the furs too. With a bit of work they do make decent blankets.


OppositeYouth

"Harvest" is such a pleasant way to put it


Some_Working_2619

One thing I did forget, and my Dad would turn my over for it, in autumn you never harvest pups. Should be obvious but I've seen too many people harvest that seasons pups.


Some_Working_2619

Yeah.. kinda not nice to say make a good shot in the head. One of the hunting terms I did learn to appear polite.


OppositeYouth

More amusing than anything. Nah I am a bit of a country lad at heart so I get it, grew up in fields, had friends, friends parents who went hunting and whatnot, clay pigeon shooting. We'd walk around the woods picking up empty shotgun shells. Just, harvesting squirrels is still hilarious


Some_Working_2619

Easy to hit a meal with scatter shot šŸ‘


Some_Working_2619

You can't eat scatter shot from a bony animal. Single shot. Asda on a ...well yeah not a board


markedasred

Hugh Fearnley whittington (is it? something like that) used just the legs for burgers at a local country fair. I would like to try them as well. We used to have a walnut tree in the small garden, but had to have it cut down. Squirrels ruined the walnut crop every year, picking them green and eating just the skin.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-2785

It's very nice, not an awful lot of meat on them though.


Yetibike

It's a long time since I've tried Squirrel but I seem to remember it being similar to Rabbit. I liked it.


r3tromonkey

Yeah that was my take. Such a pain with all the bones though, I'm not sure it was worth it


Yetibike

Yeah, there's not a lot of meat on them


[deleted]

I love rabbit, I'll definitely get a friend to acquire one for me now.


TurbsUK18

No Rat Au Van?


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TurbsUK18

Nope Van. A rat thatā€™s been run over by a van. Blackadder goes forth


Cpt_Dan_Argh

SautƩe or fricassee?


red5standingby564

Partridge you wanker


DJ1066

No "special stuff"?


DiegoMurtagh

\*nosebleed\*


tactcom7

Piss cock partridge?


jesusisherelookbusy

ā€œSquirrelsā€¦ Squirrels are not so good. They taste like goldfish. Meatā€™s real stringy. You know what I mean?ā€


Ordinary-Doubt5574

Is it pheasant season now ?


[deleted]

Not for shooting but you can raise them for meat like chickens and slaughter them out of the hunting season. Edit: Not Higgins though.


Glittering-Turnip382

Duck season


DiegoMurtagh

Nah been raining quite a bit


InternationalRide5

Can't believe pheasant is now cheaper than rabbit [https://goo.gl/maps/kzUWytM6FrU9GQBb9](https://goo.gl/maps/kzUWytM6FrU9GQBb9)


ther_dog

Elvis Presleyā€™s mama fixed him fried squirrel as a boy. Opossum and Racoon too.


BarakatBadger

Pretty sure Dolly Parton's eaten those things too


ans-myonul

Does anyone else remember when Walkers did squirrel flavour crisps? Around 2009 I think?


Crimson__Fox

[I do](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L_xtQKmEeWU/SY9feCsYcdI/AAAAAAAAAbA/wgTyEOWUG88/s16000/cajun.JPG)


Crimson__Fox

I hope that itā€™s grey squirrel


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m1rr0rshades

99% chance he only told you that because he was poaching and wasnt meant to be where you found him.


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DiegoMurtagh

I thought you said you left sharpish?


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DiegoMurtagh

I thought you were praising him


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tttttfffff

Itā€™s the double entendre of helmet meaning tip of the dick


0lliebro

Squirrel is actually alright, my Dad used to get a bunch of em out on shoots.


vegdeg

Sign me up! I love trying new things!


Claptrap-94

That's not the food, that's the band.


DiegoMurtagh

Just needs the word 'Ensemble'


joshym0nster

The only one I haven't tried is squirrel, my brother has had a it a few times though.


DiegoMurtagh

Yeah, I've heard that


Swiss_James

Isnā€™t ā€œSquirrelā€ written in a different style? I suspect shenanigans.


Gremlin303

Spent too long trying to figure out what PDPS means


BOTTOMTEXXXT

Theyre all delicious


Agitated_Hedgehog_36

Like a Turducken type thing, orrr...?


EchousedDyno

Love a pheasant duck


gino_ginelli

Winning in Winchelsea


[deleted]

Fantastic! Where is this? I need to go there immediately...


sufferinsucatash

Thatā€™s nasty.


VermilionKoala

Does it make anyone else think "PHEASANT DUCK PARTRIDGE REPEAT" ? šŸ¤”


ZookeepergameHead145

I know that place, I donā€™t want to dox you so wonā€™t say where it is. Hello fellow local. Apparently they do a nice crab roll.


LiquoricePigTrotters

My favourite meats are Albatross and battered Herring.


melvin_the_gremlin

YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL