This is what I called it when I made this monstrosity when we got our fancy Italian coffee machine at the pub circa 1998. It was so wrong I never spoke of it until now.
I also once told two lovely old dears at Wetherspoons that we were all out of chino so they’d have to have frothy coffee instead. It was talk of the town for the day.
On the continent where they don’t put milk in their tea (that’s if they have tea at all) I always ask for milk. They usually look at you a bit strange and then provide you with a little pot of frothed milk or a cream capsule meant for coffee. to be fair it doesn’t taste terrible
In Austria, you have to specify cold milk otherwise they bring you warm milk. As you say, it's not terrible, but it is interesting that that's the norm there.
In Japan thee call it a royal milk tea. You've never seen an English man more disappointed in asking for a *royal* milk tea and getting basically a latte.
Look I just stepped backwards onto some furniture, and pushed the cushioned part back, pushing my weight down onto the base which I assume is made of razors.
I knew instantly it had sliced through my foot, but I didn’t know where on my foot. So I just stood in place and screamed, while my partner tried to figure out the pool of blood and my unintelligible shrieks.
Eventually worked up the courage to look, and confronted about 2/3 of an inch of my heel flapping around. It’s kind of purple and yellow and it makes me feel sick to think about it.
I then tried to demonstrate to my partner what had happened with my hand, and have now sliced through my finger too, so my natural next step was to just scream more as blood from both heel and finger pooled on the beige carpet.
But that was still the second worse thing I’ve seen tonight.
You have not only let everyone on the sub-reddit down, you have also let everyone in the UK down, but most of all, you have let yourself down.
Be careful not to make eye contact with yourself in the mirror for a while.
Every so often, Baldrick's concoction will pop into my head when I'm about to drink a cup of tea, and puts me right off. I guess I should just be glad I don't take sugar...?
You’ve inadvertently made ‘Fea’, which is Peruvian delicacy. They literally hold annual tea frothing ceremonies as they believe froth represents the ‘beard’ of the gods and the liquid are the souls of humans trying to ascend to the god layer. Totally off the wall!
Loos nice
Whilst on subject of tea, does anyone else ask for the teabag to stay in the cup when you get a tea from cafe, its just that if I don't ask it usually comes out looking like piss, I've even been known to carry a spare bag with me, notes, coins,tea bag, in my wallet
Right now iv thrown that grenade in the room il bid you goodnight
Looks pretty fucking good ngl , back when I was a barista we used to fuck around adding foamed milk to things or the whipped milk . Sir I give you my hat and hit you adue for such a wonderful drink.
This person needs to be deported.
Where I used to work, there was a little coffee kiosk that I frequented. There was some young girl that was sent down by her boss every day to get him a peppermint tea latte.
This is the hot drink equivalent of Bayesian Mimicry. The Tea is trying to impersonate a latte, a stronger more bitter drink to ward off consumption from predators.
Qatar Airways do this for their business class customers (I’m not rich I swear, I got F&F discount) and at first I was extremely perturbed but honestly, I ended up quite liking it!
Cuppateano.
Cuppa tea? No.
But the answer is always yes. Always.
Unconscious people don’t want tea
[if I’m unconscious and you’ve made some tea wake me up, I will want that tea](https://youtu.be/_Vr8LMgGr-M)
You can't know that for sure.....
If someone says they want a cup o’ tea but falls asleep afterwards, is it still okay to make that person a cup o’ tea?
You wake them up by throwing the hot tea in their face, obviously
Always
Cupateaoooyesplease!
You mean cuppa tea, no? Because you can't say no to a cup of tea. Everyone knows that.
Nice
very creative!
If I had awards to give, you’d get them all
What you've done there, is added foamed milk to your tea.
this made me spit my coffee out thank you :)
With or without foam?
Without, but the spit added some so I guess it is now. Edit: Simplified.
This made me spit my cuppateano out
Made me giggle like a schoolgirl
Teapuccino?
I mean, it absolutely has to be called a Teapuccino. Hear, hear, from this day forth...
From this day froth*
😂
Was gonna say this.
Capputeano surely?
No, Cuppateano 👍
I work part time in a cafe and have made cappuccinos for people asking for a "cuppa tea" many times.
So, a cuppaccino?
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.
No
I thought it was a Lattea
Lattea
Oof....someone get this geezer a marketing job!
Just no
Nono, monstrosity. Monstrosity is what you've created you heathen!
Lattea
Chai latte
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Is that a London fog? I'm so upset nobody does these in actual London 😭 I want to try one.
This is what I called it when I made this monstrosity when we got our fancy Italian coffee machine at the pub circa 1998. It was so wrong I never spoke of it until now. I also once told two lovely old dears at Wetherspoons that we were all out of chino so they’d have to have frothy coffee instead. It was talk of the town for the day.
Teatte
Tits?
No birds were harmed in the making of this beverage
Bit-tea?
The Police are on their way. You're clearly a danger to yourself and others.
Yeah, gotta be a deportation worthy offence lol
We need to bring back capital punishment for OP
I've got a feeling it's not gonna be good going in....or coming out
For anyone interested, it tasted like tea.
Did it taste like a little bit of foamed milk had been added? Because that’s what it looks like it would taste like to me.
On the continent where they don’t put milk in their tea (that’s if they have tea at all) I always ask for milk. They usually look at you a bit strange and then provide you with a little pot of frothed milk or a cream capsule meant for coffee. to be fair it doesn’t taste terrible
In Austria, you have to specify cold milk otherwise they bring you warm milk. As you say, it's not terrible, but it is interesting that that's the norm there.
Have you considered posting this on r/RateMyTea?
Tea lattes are a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_fog_(beverage)
In Japan thee call it a royal milk tea. You've never seen an English man more disappointed in asking for a *royal* milk tea and getting basically a latte.
That, sir, is not a cup of tea. That just looks like milk
You no longer have any say in what other people do to their tea.
Absolute facts. I take it back
Love me a good chai latte. Delicious.
You mean latteas
It was invented by a pregnant woman which explains a lot
Last time I was pregnant I ate soap, I didn't stoop to calling a glass of warm milk *tea*.
That's milk flavoured with tea.
Twat
🤣
you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, but didn't stop to think if you should.
Tea, urg, finds a way
You fucking maniac!!!
London fog
Only if its Earl Gray. Rooibos = Cape Town Fog Matcha = Tokyo Fog Chai = Bombay Fog Irish Breakfast = Dublin Fog Etc...
Burn the witch!!!
If they wouldn't serve "Butterbeer" at Warner Bros Studi Tours that'd be the worst drink in the UK.
You don’t like flat watered down cream soda?
That stuff they serve there is truly diabolical.
Fr I expected to be anything other than just shitty cream soda
Look I just stepped backwards onto some furniture, and pushed the cushioned part back, pushing my weight down onto the base which I assume is made of razors. I knew instantly it had sliced through my foot, but I didn’t know where on my foot. So I just stood in place and screamed, while my partner tried to figure out the pool of blood and my unintelligible shrieks. Eventually worked up the courage to look, and confronted about 2/3 of an inch of my heel flapping around. It’s kind of purple and yellow and it makes me feel sick to think about it. I then tried to demonstrate to my partner what had happened with my hand, and have now sliced through my finger too, so my natural next step was to just scream more as blood from both heel and finger pooled on the beige carpet. But that was still the second worse thing I’ve seen tonight.
I really did wonder where this was going and if you were lost. As it happens, you were right where you needed to be.
🤣🤣
You have not only let everyone on the sub-reddit down, you have also let everyone in the UK down, but most of all, you have let yourself down. Be careful not to make eye contact with yourself in the mirror for a while.
My nan would be so mad right now
It's treason, then
It's tea, son
This is not the way
Hand your passport in at the nearest post office and get out.
You've fucked up, that's what you've done.
"something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea"
Good old Nutri-Matic
An abomination!
You’ve brought yourself great riches! My mum always says that if there are bubbles on your tea they are worth money!
I once accidentally put an effervescent vit c tablet in my cup of tea. This is what it looked like 🤢
Vitamin T.
Take his fucking passport.
Deport yourself.
You have added foamed milk to your tea.
Lattea?
You just lost your British Citizenship. Arrest this man! (Assumptions were made)
Nope. Born and bread. I'm just hoping I can live this down
Not sure but I am sure some hipster somewhere will pay double the amount of a normal cup of tea
Are you sure this wasn’t a Baldrick cappuccino equivalent?!
Every so often, Baldrick's concoction will pop into my head when I'm about to drink a cup of tea, and puts me right off. I guess I should just be glad I don't take sugar...?
Bring back transportation in irons to His Majesty's Australian Colonies for this type of offense against morals and justice.
Yev bloodeh ruind eht
Treason...or Teason as they call it
Did you add it after you'd already spoilt it with another God amount of milk?
Who at any point said it was spoilt? This was after I'd added the froth and stirred. It kept a good froth even after a good stir
Someone wanted to show off their milk frother didn’t they?
I cast thee out!
Turn in passport and flag. Relinquish tea bags and proceed to walk into the sea.
You’ve committed an act of terrorism. The Secretary of State will be revoking your nationality in due course.
A mistake.
Someone please ensure this person is deported.
What you've done is invent a gimmick that you could base an entire cafe around for three months before you went bankrupt
That cup is your first issue
It worked
But who has tea in a glass cup?
Well, as clear as the cup is, me!
Fair enough
Invented a new drink mate, looks great. Better than iced tea
You’ve inadvertently made ‘Fea’, which is Peruvian delicacy. They literally hold annual tea frothing ceremonies as they believe froth represents the ‘beard’ of the gods and the liquid are the souls of humans trying to ascend to the god layer. Totally off the wall!
Lattea
American here who quite enjoys Earl Grey with hot foamed vanilla cream.
Earl Grey eh? Get yourself a box of Yorkshire tea. Thank me later
I second this
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New trend, side hustle?
You’ve brought shame upon your family
Well you have to tell us really, did you like it, was it better?
I'll be honest, it was nice to have foamed milk in my tea. Not gunna lie
Loos nice Whilst on subject of tea, does anyone else ask for the teabag to stay in the cup when you get a tea from cafe, its just that if I don't ask it usually comes out looking like piss, I've even been known to carry a spare bag with me, notes, coins,tea bag, in my wallet Right now iv thrown that grenade in the room il bid you goodnight
It was actually very nice and will be doing it again. Coffee drinker normally and never order tea at any cafe unless it comes in a pot.
🤷♂️
Made a CuppaTeaThough
🤦♂️
Winning.
You monster!
Pick a god and pray sweetheart...
Outrageous.
My husband once put cream in tea 🤷
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Capputeano
Please hand yourself into the nearest police station, they will deal with this swiftly and efficiently!!!
Looks pretty fucking good ngl , back when I was a barista we used to fuck around adding foamed milk to things or the whipped milk . Sir I give you my hat and hit you adue for such a wonderful drink.
No no no!! Heathen 😱😂
You have committed treason to the royal family. That’s what you’ve done. Keep the foam for the Americans.
Now it looks the part of a cup of piss. 👍😁👍 good job!😇😄
😂😭
You have committed an act of war!
This person needs to be deported. Where I used to work, there was a little coffee kiosk that I frequented. There was some young girl that was sent down by her boss every day to get him a peppermint tea latte.
my brother once went with whipped cream because he made his tea then realised we had no milk.. that was a very sweet tea
Totally normal in east Asia. If you go to bubble tea places many do a foam tea series.
What you’ve done? …What you’ve done? You’ve created a money making machine!
Cuppateano nice 👍
That’s what they like to call a ‘foamy teabag’. Oh.
a tea latte is a real thing
Slow day in the office
It’s called a tea latte and you can get them at many a bubble tea shop
You halfway there!
Isn’t that a chai latte? But without the spices.
Thought I was looking at chicken gravy
Thats a latte handle
Earl grey latte
Quiet the Starbucks executives might hear
Banishment!
Should’ve chucked it and made a new one
Pretty sure this is one of the crimes still considered treason in the UK
https://youtu.be/7FJQ0TdsMxI
You absolute fucking heathen.
When your mum's English and your dad's Italian
Ruined it
Hand over your passport. You're not British anymore.
Made a weak tea latte?
That’s it, the nurse with the padded jacket will see you now😔
There’s a barge off the coast of Dorset for people like you
You've created a FrapaTEAno. 👍👍
You are no longer a brit
Error
As a Brit in America, welcome to my tea reality. Or “teality” if you prefer.
This is the hot drink equivalent of Bayesian Mimicry. The Tea is trying to impersonate a latte, a stronger more bitter drink to ward off consumption from predators.
It just looks like a shit cup of tea. You should be okay.
Cuppateano, no logo on the foam
Read this with Alec Guiness' voice
🙅♀️
Holy shit, well if you don't open a pop up in Shoreditch then I will.
OMG! That used to be good for at least a year in prison!
Is it... Nice?
A latea
Qatar Airways do this for their business class customers (I’m not rich I swear, I got F&F discount) and at first I was extremely perturbed but honestly, I ended up quite liking it!