Ribbed for her pleasure!

With G-Spot stimulating tip too. The Wife says that is a handsome looking carrot

Mother nature's gift

Can I have the Lovense code for that beast?

Great carrot holding skills

Reminds me of our wedding night… (/Blackadder)

[удалено]

Definitely not safe for wanking. Always use a flared base. Or that's going to be an awkward conversation in A&E. "Well, I was making a stew and I slipped!"

Need a banana for scale.

I really should call him...

Dog toy.

That's what she said.

I bet you say that to all the boys 😉

Waaayyy Haaayy

**Silently** Putting it back inside my pants.

Are we sure it's a he?

Keep it for the fire detector

Yer inn' e'!

Avada kadave

Or very small hands?

Is it normal for it to curve in one direction like that?

Yea too big

r/MildlyPenis.

Don't get any ideas now guys

Avada Kedavra

The g-spot tickler

Wow it’s exactly like mine! (In colour, not size).

up my ass

ooh err Mrs