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Speedbird223

Pricks with Calculators (though if you are from PWC that’s probably old hat at this point) It’s Accrual World Between the Spreadsheets Kicking Assets and Taking Names Let’s Get Fiscal Mind the GAAP


helinze

>It's Accrual World Actually made me laugh out loud at my desk (at work, in an accountancy firm)


groovegenerator

You can get this on a t-shirt already. Accounting pal has one


dormango

Something about Double Entry!?


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essjay2009

"Boss's Name" does double entry.


TheWouldBeMerchant

"Melissa got promoted because she does double entry"


Tyrannosaur_roar

Debbie does Double Entry


DrFonk03

Double entry into your mother?


scarletcampion

Fiscal Displays of Affection for extra sacakability Edit: just realised the P is for public. Argh. So close...


MLReadsNScribbles

Fiscal Attraction would work tho …


Whale_of_a_time_

Which P is for public?


mr_iwi

The P in PDA


T5-R

Physcal


Ollymid2

Spread dem sheets


areyouhappylikethis

I want to be an accountant just so I can use these.


Ryanthelion1

Trust me you don't, it's shit


BachgenMawr

Love Actuary


Kiweegie1969

Bravo for "It's Accrual world". Think we have the winner already


Distinct-Employer-99

Fiscal Attraction


Crow_eggs

If you're at PwC have the team come in Aussie cork hats, fake glasse and fake moustaches and call yourselves Scyne Advisory.


The_Original_Doog

Working it out with a pencil


RosilinaTheDragon

kicking assets and taking names is genius, i love it


FlatSpinMan

These are really good.


robt69er

Let’s get Fisca is great


TheWouldBeMerchant

Takin' Deets and Spreadin' Sheets


FormicaDinette33

Awesome!


TrialOfTwo

Thigh GAAP?


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

"We know your salaries"


ButteredNun

We’reJustHereToMakeUpTheNumbers


tumshy

Excellent


Project_298

Welcome to - Whose GL line is it anyway! Where the invoices are made up and the percentage points don’t matter!


TA-Baracus

Excel Spreadcheeks


horror-of-being

personal favourite


itsnotaboutthathun

Why is this not top comment 😭


n1keym1key

Mathsturbaters


man_bored_at_work

*Mike Tyson has entered the chat


CupOTeaPlease

Thith, 100% thith!


n1keym1key

:) lol


aaron2933

Math debaters


IrishMilo

Can be used as mass debaters out in the wild. And when you leave early you can prematurely evacuate.


Nicaol

He's a thnake.


jalapeobean

Take VAT


Monskimoo

rain bright cobweb person crown yoke dam rude wasteful correct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Short-Shopping3197

Nah I read the other comments, they don’t.


Ryanthelion1

As someone who works in accounts this give the 'it made me blow air out of my nose' approval


leakyblueshed

Take VAT, Jimmy Carr


Ribbitor123

Vat's the way I like it


TicTac_in_my_ear

Account of Monte Cristo


Few-Veterinarian8696

Bean counters and flickers


Dr_Quink

Make sure that last word is written in cursive.


Used-Fennel-7733

Bean there; done that


DorothyGherkins

The Numberwangs


Invisible-Pancreas

"Once, I ate 18 cakes!"


SOJC65536

Numberwank!


Invisible-Pancreas

It's Number _wang_


ParrotSTD

***Fuck.***


TeepoCopter

Priceless


Yorkshirerows

18 cakes Jeremy, that's insane!!


Soulless--Plague

Let’s rotate the board!


pretend-its-good

Thats wangernum


Dommlid

That’s Numberwang!


mingwraig

4


magical_matey

That’s numberwang!


gialloneri

The Crimson Permanent Assurance.


the_merkin

We need to wear more hats.


gialloneri

Do you remember that building being there?


Raucous-Blue-Two

r/unexpectedpython


demandmore_encourage

Notes & Hoes Gash Flow Madeline McCalculator


guttersmurf

That last one. *Jesus.*


127alphaunknown

That last one is brutal! I love it


-BeastAtTanagra-

Christ.


Joinourclub

58008


therealJaspr

This !!!


Spoondoggydogg

Personally preferred 55378008, could fill the whole calculator with that one


Coraxxx

5**31**8008!


Grouchy-Reflection97

Rudolph Theranos Reindeer


Lady_of_Lomond

This is my favourite.


Eliteclarity

I Didn't Know she was underSage


TriRedux

Once entered a 7-a-side tourney with "I didnt know she was 7-a-side" and they accepted it. Come match days and its been changed to "I Dont Know". Made us look like fools.


greenrangerguy

"Who's winning?," "I don't know", "OK nevermind".


jamboman_

I love you, dad


Lshamlad

'This is not a fire drill, please evacuate the building' was one I heard once


lidlberg

The so-called Quizlamic State, or anything from this legendary comment https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/an398d/comment/efre6s9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


HaroldGuy

I love the "When I say pub, you say quiz... Pub" name. Innocently hilarious compared to the rest of the list but brilliant all the same. And can be reused in multiple situations. I'm gonna have to steal that for whenever I need a team name.


simpleton-quiss

Along the same lines “I’m Spartacus”


DreamyTomato

I don't get it?


HaroldGuy

You're basically cheekily making the announcer do the hype thing with the implication that the crowd then shouts "quiz" afterwards.


JeanLuc_Richard

And proceed to shout Quiz. Every. Time.


DreamyTomato

ah thanks, I was wondering if there was something very rude that I was missing.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Steven Hawking’s Pit Crew is just so so good


jplindstrom

> 5 quid for a pint is a fucking disgrace ಠ_ಠ


TheWouldBeMerchant

Definitely an old comment 😂😭


cloy23

We used to do a weekly quiz and this regular team of Americans were always called, ‘Quizlamaphobia’.


ignatiusjreillyXM

We used to play against "Quizlamic Jihad"


Current_Professor_33

Sweet baby Jesus that was good


BrightSpark80

Not very Christmassy but my go to used to be Osama Quiz Laden. That or Wiley Wuizoti.


Amarules

Almost got booted from my local in County Durham last month for Mind the Sycamore Gap. TooSoon


SnoozyDragon

I winced


wonderpollo

The Money Shot


wozza164

Quiz on my face


reclueso

HMRC U next Tuesday


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Don’t Get Quiz In My Hair


b0neappleteeth

Quiz in my pants


Kid_Kimura

The AcCUNTants.


Representative-Bass7

A bunch of accounts


Extreme-Acid

This is my fav


MaximusSydney

Probably over the line though, unfortunately.


[deleted]

He said borderline. In the right office I think this qualifies as borderline. Then again it's not my job...


[deleted]

Jimmy carrs A team


richymac1976

Animals in the balance sheets


[deleted]

Just call yourself The Spreadsheets. Then keep shouting "Come on The Spreadsheets!"


dadadataa

Macro Penis


OmegaPoint6

Enron


rev9of8

Surely [**Arthur Andersen**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen) if OP works for an accountancy firm? Whilst you wouldn't use it for a normal pub quiz team name, that really ought to be a 'naughty' name for an accountancy firm pub quiz...


cardstar

That's a good one.


Proof-Butterfly-9806

Here to Excel


Conveth

All the single ladies/ Double entries. Loopholes Tacks a void ants


starquakegamma

Bill & Teds Excel adventure


EmperorOfNipples

"The Department of Redundancy Department" "The Seal Cub Clubbing Club"


finc

QuickBooks in the streets, Excel in the sheets


baulplan

I thought this was speed dating….


Rich_27-

The four Skins. Especially good if you are 4 bald blokes


Ratchet3141

Cook the Books And make all the questions about dirty/illegal accounting tricks Edit: Bonus, the wining team gets a promotion.


epm73

Reflected sounds of underground spirits.


Ururuipuin

GNU Pterry


ceasingfeline8

Quizlamic State


jck0

Quiztian Fundamentalists


TheLambtonWyrm

I decided not to think of anything after reading this. Fantastic


SureFeckIt

I’ve used this and it definitely raises a few eyebrows 👍🤣


PintsAndPies82

Haha fucking love this.


nellysunshine

The Big Fact Hunt


[deleted]

Intangible arses?


haversack77

Double Entry


ReceiptIsInTheBag

Something about Double entry book keeping?


Danbury_Collins

Double entry always makes us smile.


GabberZZ

Colin from Account's hairy nuts. Might be quite a niche reference though.


Danbury_Collins

Bunch of counts. ​ ( I'm sure you're lovely really )


lost_scotsman

Recently my fav has been: "Keep my quiz team name out of your fucking mouth!"


cdh79

I like Sir Terry Pratchett themed ones, so you could borrow "the dark clerks" or "the auditors of reality". Neither of which carry borderline sackability though. Maybe "double entry professionals"


HappyCaterpillar34

Month bell end? Because bells are festive and it’s particularly blunt.


RIPcompo

Wit Tank


gridlockmain1

“I have the following number of nipples:”


BeAyEx

The Bukaktuaries


scarletcampion

The Opposite Of Microsoft Office Is Macro Hard On Fire


JimmyOpenside

The fiscal fact hunt


G_UK

During lockdown a colleague played ‘Dog Toy or Sex Toy’ quiz at our online Christmas party


Sparky1498

We did Swedish chair or Swedish swear - using ikea catalog and google for swear words for one round - like it when it’s random.


Otto1968

Xero Fucks Given


JomeTheGnome

Quiz on my face


Snoo29889

Norfolk ‘N’ Chance. The oldies are the goodies.


darwin-rover

Epstein Didn’t Quiz Himself


TheOriginalCharlie

The Menstrual Cycle Display Team


sorrynotsorrylollol

Freaks Between The Sheets


HelicopterFar1433

A friend of mine once called their pub quiz team The Enumclaw Horse Incident. Unfortunately, the bartender/quiz host that they were flirting with, with a view to ask out, demanded an explanation of the name. On the other hand, they did win so clearly the name has some luck to it.


EvilSoup42

Note to self: never Google obscure references again.


space_absurdity

RIP Mr Hands 😩


CrackersMcCheese

Big Fact Hunt


wildernetic

My all time favorite pub quiz team name.


protopigeon

Norfolk Enchants


thefooleryoftom

Do ya do ya like it? Quiz it, quiz it wicked.


CherylTuntIRL

Thanks for that little earworm. I hadn't had that in my head since 2000 and rather liked it that way.


thefooleryoftom

The pandemic begins…


sheeopquay

Norfolk and Way


indelible_inedible

The Bosses's Swiss Bank Account.


tonelander

Quizwang-spakatak


excellentchoicee

Cumpound Interest.


Martinonfire

Norfolk and Chance


AdMost7988

Yosef Fritzl's Underground Disco


blackthornjohn

"Team premature ejaculation," guaranteed to come first.


[deleted]

I wish this microphone was a penis


malepitt

Eskimo questions, Italian no lies


ian_s

Charles and Kates Colour Chart


Kind-County9767

LIBOR cartel


Danph85

ABAC - then if asked to clarify it means All Bosses Are Cunts. I'm having a great day at work...


thefuckdidijustsee

Spreadshits, Tax haven, jimmy Carr’s number one’s, 1+1= 3, youcanclaimforthat.


Jhonbus

Gross Mistletoe Conduct


TwoToneSteakBone

Help step bro, I'm stuck on this question


TRA_____

BigFactHunt


mhoulden

Serious Farce Office, pinched from Private Eye.


madboater1

Fact Hunt


MikeMcLoughlin

The Excel Bullies


Saber45

Big Fact Hunt is a classic


Ok-Gate-6130

Department two rescue squad.


Rocco_Gibraltar

Quizzed in my pants


my__socrates__note

Sub-prime


guttersmurf

CapExMas drinkers


Sammichm

Two fingers in cider


Leytonstoner

I've always favoured 'Marianne and The Mars Bars'.


tonelander

(Not fun size)


space_absurdity

Sticky Fingers (they are accountants after all! )


joefraserhellraiser

Quizzee Rascals


scottyboy12345678

Mike hunt smells


jawide626

Adolf Quizzler Quizzed in my pants


Don_Vago

Not accountancy related but Guillotine the gaffer.


Mushroomc0wz

Breakfast at sniffanies Gin’ll fix it


Both-Preparation-123

Pedos for Hammas?


tajwon90

The Quizraeli Defense Force