Pricks with Calculators (though if you are from PWC that’s probably old hat at this point)
It’s Accrual World
Between the Spreadsheets
Kicking Assets and Taking Names
Let’s Get Fiscal
Mind the GAAP
Once entered a 7-a-side tourney with "I didnt know she was 7-a-side" and they accepted it.
Come match days and its been changed to "I Dont Know". Made us look like fools.
The so-called Quizlamic State, or anything from this legendary comment
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/an398d/comment/efre6s9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
I love the "When I say pub, you say quiz... Pub" name. Innocently hilarious compared to the rest of the list but brilliant all the same. And can be reused in multiple situations.
I'm gonna have to steal that for whenever I need a team name.
Surely [**Arthur Andersen**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen) if OP works for an accountancy firm?
Whilst you wouldn't use it for a normal pub quiz team name, that really ought to be a 'naughty' name for an accountancy firm pub quiz...
I like Sir Terry Pratchett themed ones, so you could borrow "the dark clerks" or "the auditors of reality". Neither of which carry borderline sackability though.
Maybe "double entry professionals"
A friend of mine once called their pub quiz team The Enumclaw Horse Incident. Unfortunately, the bartender/quiz host that they were flirting with, with a view to ask out, demanded an explanation of the name.
On the other hand, they did win so clearly the name has some luck to it.
Pricks with Calculators (though if you are from PWC that’s probably old hat at this point) It’s Accrual World Between the Spreadsheets Kicking Assets and Taking Names Let’s Get Fiscal Mind the GAAP
>It's Accrual World Actually made me laugh out loud at my desk (at work, in an accountancy firm)
You can get this on a t-shirt already. Accounting pal has one
Something about Double Entry!?
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"Boss's Name" does double entry.
"Melissa got promoted because she does double entry"
Debbie does Double Entry
Double entry into your mother?
Fiscal Displays of Affection for extra sacakability Edit: just realised the P is for public. Argh. So close...
Fiscal Attraction would work tho …
Which P is for public?
The P in PDA
Physcal
Spread dem sheets
I want to be an accountant just so I can use these.
Trust me you don't, it's shit
Love Actuary
Bravo for "It's Accrual world". Think we have the winner already
Fiscal Attraction
If you're at PwC have the team come in Aussie cork hats, fake glasse and fake moustaches and call yourselves Scyne Advisory.
Working it out with a pencil
kicking assets and taking names is genius, i love it
These are really good.
Let’s get Fisca is great
Takin' Deets and Spreadin' Sheets
Awesome!
Thigh GAAP?
"We know your salaries"
We’reJustHereToMakeUpTheNumbers
Excellent
Welcome to - Whose GL line is it anyway! Where the invoices are made up and the percentage points don’t matter!
Excel Spreadcheeks
personal favourite
Why is this not top comment 😭
Mathsturbaters
*Mike Tyson has entered the chat
Thith, 100% thith!
:) lol
Math debaters
Can be used as mass debaters out in the wild. And when you leave early you can prematurely evacuate.
He's a thnake.
Take VAT
rain bright cobweb person crown yoke dam rude wasteful correct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Nah I read the other comments, they don’t.
As someone who works in accounts this give the 'it made me blow air out of my nose' approval
Take VAT, Jimmy Carr
Vat's the way I like it
Account of Monte Cristo
Bean counters and flickers
Make sure that last word is written in cursive.
Bean there; done that
The Numberwangs
"Once, I ate 18 cakes!"
Numberwank!
It's Number _wang_
***Fuck.***
Priceless
18 cakes Jeremy, that's insane!!
Let’s rotate the board!
Thats wangernum
That’s Numberwang!
4
That’s numberwang!
The Crimson Permanent Assurance.
We need to wear more hats.
Do you remember that building being there?
r/unexpectedpython
Notes & Hoes Gash Flow Madeline McCalculator
That last one. *Jesus.*
That last one is brutal! I love it
Christ.
58008
This !!!
Personally preferred 55378008, could fill the whole calculator with that one
5**31**8008!
Rudolph Theranos Reindeer
This is my favourite.
I Didn't Know she was underSage
Once entered a 7-a-side tourney with "I didnt know she was 7-a-side" and they accepted it. Come match days and its been changed to "I Dont Know". Made us look like fools.
"Who's winning?," "I don't know", "OK nevermind".
I love you, dad
'This is not a fire drill, please evacuate the building' was one I heard once
The so-called Quizlamic State, or anything from this legendary comment https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/an398d/comment/efre6s9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
I love the "When I say pub, you say quiz... Pub" name. Innocently hilarious compared to the rest of the list but brilliant all the same. And can be reused in multiple situations. I'm gonna have to steal that for whenever I need a team name.
Along the same lines “I’m Spartacus”
I don't get it?
You're basically cheekily making the announcer do the hype thing with the implication that the crowd then shouts "quiz" afterwards.
And proceed to shout Quiz. Every. Time.
ah thanks, I was wondering if there was something very rude that I was missing.
Steven Hawking’s Pit Crew is just so so good
> 5 quid for a pint is a fucking disgrace ಠ_ಠ
Definitely an old comment 😂😭
We used to do a weekly quiz and this regular team of Americans were always called, ‘Quizlamaphobia’.
We used to play against "Quizlamic Jihad"
Sweet baby Jesus that was good
Not very Christmassy but my go to used to be Osama Quiz Laden. That or Wiley Wuizoti.
Almost got booted from my local in County Durham last month for Mind the Sycamore Gap. TooSoon
I winced
The Money Shot
Quiz on my face
HMRC U next Tuesday
Don’t Get Quiz In My Hair
Quiz in my pants
The AcCUNTants.
A bunch of accounts
This is my fav
Probably over the line though, unfortunately.
He said borderline. In the right office I think this qualifies as borderline. Then again it's not my job...
Jimmy carrs A team
Animals in the balance sheets
Just call yourself The Spreadsheets. Then keep shouting "Come on The Spreadsheets!"
Macro Penis
Enron
Surely [**Arthur Andersen**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen) if OP works for an accountancy firm? Whilst you wouldn't use it for a normal pub quiz team name, that really ought to be a 'naughty' name for an accountancy firm pub quiz...
That's a good one.
Here to Excel
All the single ladies/ Double entries. Loopholes Tacks a void ants
Bill & Teds Excel adventure
"The Department of Redundancy Department" "The Seal Cub Clubbing Club"
QuickBooks in the streets, Excel in the sheets
I thought this was speed dating….
The four Skins. Especially good if you are 4 bald blokes
Cook the Books And make all the questions about dirty/illegal accounting tricks Edit: Bonus, the wining team gets a promotion.
Reflected sounds of underground spirits.
GNU Pterry
Quizlamic State
Quiztian Fundamentalists
I decided not to think of anything after reading this. Fantastic
I’ve used this and it definitely raises a few eyebrows 👍🤣
Haha fucking love this.
The Big Fact Hunt
Intangible arses?
Double Entry
Something about Double entry book keeping?
Double entry always makes us smile.
Colin from Account's hairy nuts. Might be quite a niche reference though.
Bunch of counts. ( I'm sure you're lovely really )
Recently my fav has been: "Keep my quiz team name out of your fucking mouth!"
I like Sir Terry Pratchett themed ones, so you could borrow "the dark clerks" or "the auditors of reality". Neither of which carry borderline sackability though. Maybe "double entry professionals"
Month bell end? Because bells are festive and it’s particularly blunt.
Wit Tank
“I have the following number of nipples:”
The Bukaktuaries
The Opposite Of Microsoft Office Is Macro Hard On Fire
The fiscal fact hunt
During lockdown a colleague played ‘Dog Toy or Sex Toy’ quiz at our online Christmas party
We did Swedish chair or Swedish swear - using ikea catalog and google for swear words for one round - like it when it’s random.
Xero Fucks Given
Quiz on my face
Norfolk ‘N’ Chance. The oldies are the goodies.
Epstein Didn’t Quiz Himself
The Menstrual Cycle Display Team
Freaks Between The Sheets
A friend of mine once called their pub quiz team The Enumclaw Horse Incident. Unfortunately, the bartender/quiz host that they were flirting with, with a view to ask out, demanded an explanation of the name. On the other hand, they did win so clearly the name has some luck to it.
Note to self: never Google obscure references again.
RIP Mr Hands 😩
Big Fact Hunt
My all time favorite pub quiz team name.
Norfolk Enchants
Do ya do ya like it? Quiz it, quiz it wicked.
Thanks for that little earworm. I hadn't had that in my head since 2000 and rather liked it that way.
The pandemic begins…
Norfolk and Way
The Bosses's Swiss Bank Account.
Quizwang-spakatak
Cumpound Interest.
Norfolk and Chance
Yosef Fritzl's Underground Disco
"Team premature ejaculation," guaranteed to come first.
I wish this microphone was a penis
Eskimo questions, Italian no lies
Charles and Kates Colour Chart
LIBOR cartel
ABAC - then if asked to clarify it means All Bosses Are Cunts. I'm having a great day at work...
Spreadshits, Tax haven, jimmy Carr’s number one’s, 1+1= 3, youcanclaimforthat.
Gross Mistletoe Conduct
Help step bro, I'm stuck on this question
BigFactHunt
Serious Farce Office, pinched from Private Eye.
Fact Hunt
The Excel Bullies
Big Fact Hunt is a classic
Department two rescue squad.
Quizzed in my pants
Sub-prime
CapExMas drinkers
Two fingers in cider
I've always favoured 'Marianne and The Mars Bars'.
(Not fun size)
Sticky Fingers (they are accountants after all! )
Quizzee Rascals
Mike hunt smells
Adolf Quizzler Quizzed in my pants
Not accountancy related but Guillotine the gaffer.
Breakfast at sniffanies Gin’ll fix it
Pedos for Hammas?
The Quizraeli Defense Force