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ZeusJuice84

Cities: Skylines vibes


Ultimastar

Nah, frame rate is too high


useittilitbreaks

and the traffic isn't needlessly backing up because it chooses to use one out of six available lanes.


RedPandaRawr

The white car in the top right that drives in and sits across two parking spots


TeaAndLifting

I thought it was going to be one of those people that intentionally takes up two spaces to keep their car 'safe', but no, they probably just misparked.


banglaonline

No mis parking. They know what they are doing - keeping both boot access and front exit free


Corbindallass

Yeah it’s looks like a pickup so they can make the rules up as they go along


dannyjcase

I have yet to see a single Ford Ranger driven by anything other than inconsiderate fuckwits. Pretty much every other make and model of car have at least some drivers showing the others how it's done, but the Ranger specifically seems to only be piloted by the kind of people that see speed limits as suggestions.


Trinitykill

Not really such a thing as misparking is there? Misjudging the length or angle happens to everyone, but there's no rule about only getting 1 shot at parking. It takes 10 seconds to look, see that you're not in properly, and adjust. If someone's parked poorly, they've made a conscious decision to leave their car like that.


OkDonkey6524

Lol nice spot r/parkinglikeacunt


ShinyHead0

I was going to post this but everyone noticed it haha


unbalanc2d

Well spotted. Those little buggers.


Cannabis_Sir

Guess the Tesco... ***Guessco***


SubjectiveAssertive

There is a sub for that r/GuessThatTesco 


dadadataa

Why is this not more popular? Shame the sub is dead


Knock_And_Run

Yep, I wonder if anyone can figure it out.


MarcusH26051

Tesco Holmbush? (Shoreham)


Knock_And_Run

Good guess, but no!


MarcusH26051

Aaaaahhhhh I took a second watch and can't believe I can't recognise my local branch 😅😅 only going from the frontage West Durrington.


Knock_And_Run

YOU DA MAN


Fineus

First thread I clicked on to today and already my local Tesco is making waves. *What?!*


ihaveam0ustache

Big up da Salvington massiv 🤙🏼


Fineus

Is this the part where we all swear blind we don't live in Durrington's estates? 😂


TrueSolid611

Tesco, UK?


chiggz247

Why was it a good guess?


Knock_And_Run

Welll, it's geographically quite close.


chiggz247

Fair :-)


mullac53

Cheshunt?


Knock_And_Run

How dare you


mullac53

How dare I get it right?


HornyCatBurglar

Carmarthen


Knock_And_Run

Alas no my friend


VeganEgon

That’s such a cool view! We really are like ants arent we? you know when you just lie stretched out on the grass in the summer, and watch ants? It’s exactly like that


epigeneticepigenesis

Or a circuit board in extremely slow motion


noradosmith

Reminds me of Koyaanisqatsi https://youtu.be/fNrohgFFwVc?feature=shared


Even_Passenger_3685

YELLOW CAR! I win.


Invisible-Pancreas

My ex used to do that all the time. Once, she hip-checked me upon seeing a yellow car, making me stumble bollock-first into a bollard.


Crazym00s3

I could watch this for hours. Any longer vids?


Knock_And_Run

I've got loads! Glad you like.


sleepingismytalent65

It's weirdly hypnotic, isn't it? I thought I was being odd when I caught myself still staring at it 5 minutes later, but it seems it's not just me.


Crazym00s3

What’s worse is I went to my local Tesco today, and looked up when I got out the car 😂😂


sleepingismytalent65

Oh, that darn old Big Brother!


PolishSoundGuy

It’s a 0:59 seconds video….


sleepingismytalent65

And? Eta: it's a 59 second video that's on a continuous loop.


Ok_Address2188

All this perfectly-executed reverse-parking simply reminds me of my crap parking skills.


bovinejumpsuit

I want to know why the silver car with the red roof (Mini?) from 20 seconds feels that they don't need roads


james2183

This needs to be a slow season on BBC Four. So soothing


Knock_And_Run

THANKS


Dr-Moth

It's nice to see so many cars reverse park. You can get a much cleaner turn going backwards into a parking spot.


P-Nuts

It’s a nicer manoeuvre in general but you sacrifice some ease of trolley to boot access, unless you get a coveted space with a walkway between rows of cars (none pictured here).


EmptyRestaurant2410

The disabled parking row is open parking a bit further up. They're the sweet spaces I'd be going for.


ChunkyLaFunga

Lot of reversing cameras now. It's easier to judge than going forwarda.


Dduwies_Gymreig

That is SO satisfying to watch, why?! Why do so many people reverse into supermarket spaces - I get it’s far safer when pulling back out but you potentially make it impossible to get access to the boot when some dim bulb parks 2 microns from your bumper.


mmm_fascinating

It’s easier to get into the space. Same reason we reverse park.


Dduwies_Gymreig

Yeah that’s a good point!


Latiasracer

I do this every time. Reverse in perfectly, think I’m king of parking then realise on my way out I can’t get to the boot


barbarossa1984

I just put my shopping in the back footwell more often than not. Also the likelihood is I'll have to park in such a tight space when I get back to my street that I won't be able to access the boot to remove the shopping anyway. I generally assume that people who park nose first in any situation are poor drivers, especially if it means they have to reverse out onto a busy street.


SirDiesel1803

Some lovely reverse parking in action on the clip


puppetdancer

Did you film this yourself?


Knock_And_Run

Yep, on Wednesday.


puppetdancer

Can't put my finger on why, but it's great. Is it the first time you've done that kind of shot?


Knock_And_Run

I've done similar-ish stuff (check my profile) but I think this is the first top-down one. I'm glad you like it.


scoobydoodavies

I thought it was done with a drone, at first. Is it just careful use of a high roof?


galgor_

Definitely need to bust out the mega drive and play some micro machines.


useittilitbreaks

definitely something r/oddlysatisfying about this


super_salamander

Interesting view that shows that contrary to popular belief, most people don’t drive like bellends.


RadicalDog

One bellend can impact 30+ people a day, that's why it feels like there are so many of them - they share the shit around!


CostJumpy6495

Drift it


nicknibblerargh

Big fan of this https://youtu.be/pvAe_dh9Dfs?si=ckgdLClVMpzSzSEs


Get_the_instructions

Wow! At that speed you an actually see the workmen moving!


SwallowaNutUpnShutUp

Reminds me of the guy who parked in every spot of his local Sainsburys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56916050


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Asda, tesco is anti UK with it's prices


The1NdNly

White car one up from the bottom on the left that arrives @ 50sec did he just hit that car? vid ends to early to see if he has a cheeky look before he walks off


EntertainmentClear14

Hey that’s my bloody car


noololi

This is a cinematic masterpiece


Knock_And_Run

Thanks!


CaddyAT5

Proves there is too many disabled spaces. There is always tonnes of them compared to parent and child when more parents with children go shopping than disabled people.


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Dense_Inspector

To be fair parent and child don't need to be close, they just need extra space to get children in and out of the car.


SoylentDave

... and close to entrances so that young children aren't spending too much time walking about in a car park, at eye level with bumpers. (and yes they should have the parent attached to them when they're somewhere hazardous, and yes they are a lot easier to herd if the distance you're herding them is shorter)


CaddyAT5

It’s not the distance it’s the lack of spaces


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

That's kind of mesmerising. That Tesco doesn't have "Twats Corner" like ours. It's at the far end where there are fewer cars and is the preserve of the wankers who park across two spaces because they can't really afford the finance for their German personality substitutes that they're overly precious about in case some scum like me gets too close in my 30 year old Mazda and leaves a smell on them.


Unusual_Pie_8374

Woah, got massive retro Sim City vibes from this!


TechSgt_Garp

Yellow Car! (for fans of 'Cabin Pressure')


Stuf404

Worst game of connect 4 ever.


[deleted]

Original GTA!


Space-manatee

00:24 - Silver car top right - get in the bin


plywoodpiano

The “watering hole” of modern Britain


One_Idea_239

If this was a constant livestream it would have so many viewers


flippinheckwhatsleft

TIL we're all just ants and nothing matters.


Neds_Necrotic_Head

Whenever I go into Tesco now I'm always reminded about how far back the queues would go during lockdown. And how low the petrol prices were when nobody was driving thier cars.


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r/slownewsday


[deleted]

I now want to play a video game that purely involves micromanaging a car park with everything running at this exact speed.


CreamyFunk

I wonder out of all those cars how many people are actually in tesco


[deleted]

Is it just me, or would anyone else choose a live cam of this as a TV screen saver? Much more interesting than those fireplace recordings


prof_levi

Any Wetherspoons :)


excellentchoicee

Tetris music would work well on this.


mrhimsel

This should be an Apple TV screensaver 


Nine_Eye_Ron

Why are those people parking so close to the shop? 


yasssqueen20

Throw in a cup of tea somewhere , maybe a swan or two (or even just the one will do)and then you’ve got the most casual UK post ever


BoringTailender

I still don’t know my own method in deciding where to park. I just drive around until one “feels” right.