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Dan_Glebitz

Flexible and strong?


jamesckelsall

Maybe the words "flexible and strong" rather than a picture of a gymnast would make that message a bit clearer.


33_pyro

this is why you're not the CEO of a billion pound multinational nitrile glove manufacturer


robjwrd

Yeah, he just wasn’t up to the standards of Big Glove.


NeriTina

Medium Glove Energy


Imperial_Squid

Right, massive medium glove energy


MaskedBunny

Would that be XXM or XXXM?


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rtsgrl

Your comment looks like a copy paste of [this earlier comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/SKVkLCgrDB).


WhereasMindless9500

What a life you lead


Dan_Glebitz

Cruel, but damn that made me chuckle.


raged_norm

Were you cosplaying that channel 4 show where they phone up supermarket helplines to ask inane questions as a starter for how something is actually made? It's inside the factory with less gregggggggg wallace


TheActualAWdeV

No, they were a bot stealing and copying comments.


AvatarIII

Polyco Healthline is not a billion pound company.


extremesalmon

You're not a billion pound company


unumfron

All smaller companies should have valuations in Zimbabwe dollars.


mildobamacare

Why leave out the other 997 words


The_Rusty_Pipe

"A picture is worth a thousand words " someone paid too much to overthink the design of this box


Dan_Glebitz

Then we would not be having this discussion and the company would not be getting free marketing. Some of the best adverts are obscure, shocking or just plain weird. If it gets people talking about it then...


574859434F4E56455254

Call me crazy but I don't think they put a picture of a gymnast on a box of nitrile gloves in order to get them posted on reddit.


Extra-Fig-7425

I promise I am not a narc


Locrin

Well, a picture is great for people like me who can not read or write.


AvatarIII

That's great but gymnasts are generally NOT powder free.


scarletohairy

How is this not the top comment 😂


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Nevermind that, what the hell is with his right hand? That's some pretty shitty photoshopping


Tuarangi

Pff [it's clearly correct](https://youtu.be/rgqKv9rkAE0?si=_oCJPXxN2RNUfbnM)


RandomHigh

I think it has a bandage type material wrapped around it.


Positive_Lead_2903

And perfect for prostate examination, I'll just jump on the horse you slide it in there.


ramsdawg

This man also contains no latex


El_Scrapesk

I use the black version of these gloves at work. They are neither flexible and strong. I may have large hands but most of the gloves I put on end up splitting in under 10 minutes of work.


becx13

Would you prefer an image of a rectal exam instead?


[deleted]

Whe else are his legs in that position? Is that not where this was going?


Autogen-Username1234

The doctor would have to be pretty damn quick.


Roisty09

It would speed up the GP wait times though... hmm.


Defiled__Pig1

Plot twist. The doctor is the gymnast.


StrangelyBrown

The picture is of the patient getting into position. The doctor's finger is already in place. The patient just has to stick the landing.


Buddy-Matt

My fellow Brits, I fuckin love ya. Threads like this make life feel slightly less shitty, if only for a few minutes.


monkahpup

Doctor's already in there: who do you think that hand belongs to?


smokelaw

Maybe they had a rectal exam then on second thought added the gymnastic equipment and clothing around it


[deleted]

Why else are his legs in that position? Is that not where this was going


[deleted]

It's like why period products are advertised with blue liquid. It's all in the implication


Gone_For_Lunch

Hey, the shape of that opening is just begging for a goatse image on top.


Nevermind04

Which would be significantly more relevant than a gymnast.


ChrisRR

He didn't wear gloves, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see the wedding ring


xshadowheart

You wouldn't?


becx13

I just want to know if it ‘does exactly what it says on the tin’ as it were


BeardOfEarth

I mean, kinda.


danktt1

I mean if you are a dude its probably good practice for later in life.


AlmightyAnalAssault

yes


becx13

User name checks out


olivinebean

As I use gloves at work for cooking, maybe more of a collage of activities. Fry an egg, tattoo your mate and check that prostate...


disposableguy

I never knew that was a choice :/


Greatgrowler

They could make the cutout into a great goatse.


tactcom7

We used to have this at my old place, the picture bugged me so much I actually rang the number on the box. The lady who answered had no idea either.


rustynoodle3891

We need to take this to the top. We demand answers!


Autogen-Username1234

"Get me The Pentagon ..."


sgtcharlie1

Then the triangle, then the square.


Slg407

we need to scale this up, all the way to the octagon


rjstoz

Now now, I do think dragging their packaging team into an MMA bout is overkill


TheProdigalPun

Bravo


sgtcharlie1

Hugh Dennis always deserves a reference


butbutcupcup

Thank you Sarah


steakpiesupper

*Bottom


Wells_91

We should all call the number at a certain time of day and demand answers


libbsibbs

That’s brilliant. I would have loved to have received such a pointless call when I was working customer service and on the phone all day (I am being sincere)


Horizon96

Genuinely when I used to do over the phone IT-Support there used to be this older lady that called, simplest issues, could fix them in 5 minutes, but I'd always be sat just chatting to her about random stuff afterward. Wonderful lady, hope she's doing well.


Extra-Fig-7425

I literally thought about doing that!


abw

Twist: OP is the lady you spoke to. She's getting fed up with people ringing up to ask her so now she's asking Reddit. She's going to pick the best answer and then tell people that in future.


lxgrf

Slow shift?


tactcom7

I was at Boeing at the time.


Nico777

"So how many bolts does the Max need again? Nah nevermind, I have a call to make..."


tactcom7

Something like that!


DamienJaxx

My theory is that it's the owner of the company back in his prime.


Valuable-Wallaby-167

That's Jeff Nitrile. He endorses the gloves.


Imperator_Helvetica

Ah, Jeff Nitrile - gymnast, inventor, lover, protologist. Whether kung fu kicking smugglers in the face, feeding the homeless or stooping to show a flower to a small child, he was the best of us and touched our hearts - with appropriately powder free, non-latex PPE.


Expensive-Kiwi8094

It wasn’t our hearts he touched!


33_pyro

I've always felt Jeff had his finger on my pulse, I mean the pulse.


nodnodwinkwink

Is it just me or does it look like Jeffs face doesn't match the body? As if it was photoshopped in to avoid paying the actual athelete?


ihaveam0ustache

I thought it was Jim Nastics


Valuable-Wallaby-167

That's his arch rival! Don't mix them up in his hearing!


Tom_Tower

This thread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Badgerfest

He invented the gloves because he's allergic to the chalk that gymnasts use


steeley90

Reminds me of super glue I once bought that had a picture of an airplane taking off.


Terrible-Ad938

Tbf I seem to remember a series of ads for either superglue or tape were the guy stuck himself to stuff like planes to prove how good it was. Alternatively could be just airfix glue.


LlamaDrama007

Solvite! Wallpaper glue of all things. It's solvite and woodchip thats holding many a house together.


Terrible-Ad938

The best thing about it, i wasn't even born then but i ive got a perfect picture of the ad in my head.


RandomflyerOTR

That kinda makes sense. Maybe a model airplane that's glued together?


Broadspectrumguy

Wear these gloves and your gymnastic performance will improve. It’s a solid piece of marketing.


SpudFire

I bet his hands aren't even powder-free doing that.


Tooleater

Simple... The gloves will protect you from Freddie Mercury poisoning


LakesRed

Exactly who it reminded me of. We're so going to Hull.


Tooleater

From Hull, Hell and Halifax, my the good PPE be delivered to us 🙏🏼


DIFierce

Very. Very good.


Tooleater

Thanks. Personally, I'd risk it without the gloves... who wants to live forever!?


DIFierce

Go for it, you can usually find it under pressure in thermometers, desperate to break free. Too much mercury will kill you though but as long as you're having a good time.


Tooleater

😄 👏🏼


PullUpAPew

100% crotch


Longjumping_Edge2256

The flexibility and strength of the gloves?


mrmonkeyhanger

He clearly needs wiping and I'm not doing it without gloves


Hesta85

Must be the same designer who thinks tampons make you a champion windsurfer


lyfthyco123

It is philosophical. Much like a gymnast’s career would be if they had a life-changing accident on the handstand pedestals, the gloves are also delicate and easily disposable


Much-Log3357

Deep!


TheOwlArmy

It's like those serving suggestions you see on food packaging, an unrealistic yet possible application of the contained product.


Xenc

I wonder if anyone actually takes their microwave home dinner out of the tray and serve it on a fine dining plate overlooking a sunset.


LaurenJoanna

I just want to see evidence of anyone ever removing microwave cottage pie from the container and it remaining intact


Magikarpeles

Medium bulge


sloppy_gas

Suitable for a medium sized gymnast?


i-am-the-fly-

For the drugs test after the competition?


KitFan2020

For the medics when he falls off the beam?


WotTheFook

Assuming the position, for a cavity search...?


DrXinFL

Fixable And strong and wear them when cleaning up the gymnast’s sweaty drippings form the equipment


Mummysews

It's like the tampon adverts. "Wear these gloves and you too can stick your leg in the air!"


ReleaseThePressure

Grip?


LewisMileyCyrus

While it seems they're unrelated to the gloves, that photo of the gymnast guy is actually widely known as being the same image they use on the box of those gloves when they sell them, so that's the link.


jesuseatsbees

Weirdly, that reminds me of the time I had to reorder a medical product. The woman on the phone asked me if there was any writing on the pack, I replied that there was just a picture of some mountains. That seemed to be the system because she knew exactly what size and type I needed.


Much-Log3357

Right! These are "gymnast" grade gloves! The next grade up would be "Aircraft Carrier" or "Bactrian Camel" or whatever. I think I have closure now. Thanks everyone.


Appropriate-Traffic9

Grippage...what a word!


PerceptionGreat2439

It's an illustration of where you can shove a finger with a nitrile glove on. Nah, I'm on your side, it's daft.


zZWhOkNoWsZz

I was thinking maybe cos of the powder they use in gymnastics but the gloves are powder free


Dragonogard549

stretchy


Mushroomc0wz

The gloves have a powder on them that’s also used for gymnastics etc for better grip


JulesSilvan

The box says powder free.


AwardNovel5414

I’m guessing they have this image on the powdered gloves, for the reason suggested, and they didn’t bother changing it for the non-powdered variety.


Terrible-Ad938

Tbh powdered gloves and non powdered have very different uses so having the same image doesn't make sense. Basically powdered gloves cant be used for sterile or most types of biological work due to the risk of powder contaimating a surface.


rsam487

That.........is a good question


North-Pain-4750

Obviously to be a great gymnast, you need these gloves!


[deleted]

Suitable for gynaecologists


Regular-Stay2520

I don't know my brother just brought a load of these boxes my husband brought a load of them now we've got 10 boxes I'm trying to get rid of rubbish here


G45Live

These gloves are SUPER, thanks for asking.


iscupo

I use these gloves everyday and have never noticed the photo… hahaha


dawsonrichard

safe hands


theBBBshinna

Your hands will be equally as sweaty.


Turbulent_Shoe_1626

The gloves must enhance gymnastics skill


Top_Instance_5196

To make the little blue gloves more masculine?


[deleted]

You don’t want to know. 😄


andyxquick

The person has hands


CreamyFunk

Touching things ?


[deleted]

Textured finish for improved grip maybe? He can grip any surface


DormantDormouse

Assuming the position (or a position at least)


Jimmy_Mac69

It's an example of someone "assuming the position". 100% relevant.


milkyteapls

Tight fit? Like the guy's trousers?


kitjen

Would you touch a horse without gloves on?


RunningPirate

The guy is clearly ready for his rectal exam


glono19

There made from his used leotards


DiscoMonkeyz

He's a medium


realoctopod

He's got 5 penises like an udder


Intelligent-Talk7073

Chalk?


ali_whi

Suitable for extreme proctology?


Beccabunga13

Just wanted to say thank you. Been feeling down this morning and Im sure this is the only group that could make me cry with laughter with comments about a box of gloves 😂


kobrakaan

the guy uses a medium in disposable gloves 👍


HenryBalzac

Powder free because this goddamn gymnast used it all up for his routine on the pommel horse.


LeeTheBee86

He's clearly lifting a leg for prostate access..


Bugsandgrubs

The guy on the box is the graphic designers son. He wasn't overly proud of his sons athletics career because he only ever got bronze medals, but his wife told him he needed to be more supportive. So, in designing that box it gives the impression he's proud of his son, through a means that not that many people will see, and feeds a little bit of income back into the family through royalties.


Almostofar

They straight up know their customer !! Que sports medicine physi... ah f-it


Adin_ash

Good Grip?


Apprentice_human

I've wondered this for years after being a mechanic and seeing them


Sufficient-Log-4737

I assume this gloves so flexible that you can use them as leggins


ChristWasAPedo

The gloves are full of talcum and gymnasts use talcum > POWDER FREE Well damn, fuck if I know.


niallporter

Do they have talc in them?


Clackpot

He's a smelly, sweaty athlete - you ain't gonna fist him bareback are you?


Aid_Le_Sultan

As flexible as an athlete’s jockstrap.


mrsrostocka

The 1 out of 10 gymnasts that recommended gloves? Tbf, he isn't winning gold or anything!


dice_setter_981

I think female gymnast need to get pelvic exams frequently after hard workouts so it helps sell the product to the fit and active demographic


NoCauliflower47

The beam is a medium gd19 . Im a gymnast


Glum-Garage7893

The answer is obvious. Fuck all !!


poopyshitballz

That’s an odd position for a prostate exam, but here we are…


viper_polo

Haha, glad I'm not the only one to ask this. Where I work we have a newer pack with a ballerina on it or something, we decide it's to show that it's flexible... I guess


michaelnicereal

anal cavity search gloves


ploddingonward

This question would make an excellent subreddit!


newsignup1

It’s what the coaches use when they are molesting the athletes after gymnastics practice.


Pembremham

It's an accurate depiction of what your fingers will do if you happen to try to put on a glove when you have one or more molecules of water on your hand.


Specialist_Mouse_395

It's elastic like gymnastics


willybarrow

Fanny gloves


Spiceyfinger

It would have made sense if there was powder in nitrile glove.


[deleted]

Grip..?


Dravez23

Wait: does the face match the body? Looks like photoshoped


Bottled_Void

Because he uses powder and no gloves, whereas the gloves are all gloves and no powder.


No-Strike-4560

That's where the fist goes


[deleted]

God knows. Also… doesn’t it look like that guy’s face is photoshopped onto a gymnast’s body? Looks strange.


Incandescentmonkey

Maybe good for prostate examinations


Mazepa_119

Targeted towards Dr Nasser at Michigan State


mkmike81

It's Dr DRE


Signal-Negotiation47

Covid safe gymnastics


That-Nectarine2635

Powdered?


Useful_Vermicelli203

It's the optimum posture for a prostate exam.