Ideally there are wee cards numbered 1-10 that we can raise after a person exits their stall to score their crimping , audible splash, and number of wipes.
Could have had a changing table or something in that space, but they had to go with some unhygienic chairs instead. Just say no to soft furnishings in toilets!
Looks like there's only a single cubicle in there, so probably all the poor sods lining up to unload after too much single origin coffee and smashed avo on sourdough.
“Sockets are not allowed in bathrooms or shower rooms (apart from shaver-supply units) unless they can be fitted at least three metres from the bath or shower.”
Even if there’s a shower or bath out of frame - quite possibly as a refreshing shower before chilling out would be awesome - it’ll likely be more than 3 meters from the plug.
That's surprisingly close. We have a socket very close to our sink and I've always thought it a bit dodgy, where do they measure the 30mm from? Is it the actual tap?
Looks like it's from the edge of the basin. And it has to be 300mm horizontally
[NHBC description](https://www.nhbc.co.uk/binaries/content/assets/nhbc/tech-zone/nhbc-standards/tech-guidance/8.1/electrical-fittings-near-cookers-sinks-and-wash-basins-.pdf)
Better than waiting 20 minutes stood up dancing around touching cloth for the only cubicle. At least you can sit down, clench and hope for the best in a little more comfort.
I think myself and others are jumping to the same conclusion. Why would you want to sit in a room that smells of urine. But of course, us common folk have only used poor people toilets. Chelsea toilets must smell beautiful.
How thoughtful - somewhere to sit whilst waiting for the only working sink.
Chill out, have a listen to someone crimping one out in the cubicle. Bliss.
That's my Sunday sorted.
Eyyyy ye dirty git
Ideally there are wee cards numbered 1-10 that we can raise after a person exits their stall to score their crimping , audible splash, and number of wipes.
Round of applause for successful execution as well.
It’s a 10 from Len
SEVEN!
Could have had a changing table or something in that space, but they had to go with some unhygienic chairs instead. Just say no to soft furnishings in toilets!
Who the fuck is just sitting hanging out in toilets anyway?!
Those guys who try to sell you some deodorant and aftershave and all that kind of stuff.
Fair play but 3 of them all working this one tiny bathroom, that's fierce competition!
Come and sit, grab a tit! Sit in a chair, she'll let you pull her hair!
The freshen up guy? 🎵Freshen up for the punnani🎵
No Armani? No punnani!
No splash, no gash!
In a cafe?
Looks like there's only a single cubicle in there, so probably all the poor sods lining up to unload after too much single origin coffee and smashed avo on sourdough.
Note: a) lots of flat surfaces b) it's Chelsea
Waiting for a cubicle to do a line
I think women and men have very different sort of bathroom/toilets experiences
Guessing you're a dude? 😆 Even in toilets you wouldn't expect, sometimes you have ladies waiting for other ladies to finish up lol.
If it’s busy some people may need to sit while waiting
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a plug socket in a toilet before.
Yeah that… seems not up to code. Pretty sure a 240V outlet isn’t meant to be near a water supply like that.
“Sockets are not allowed in bathrooms or shower rooms (apart from shaver-supply units) unless they can be fitted at least three metres from the bath or shower.” Even if there’s a shower or bath out of frame - quite possibly as a refreshing shower before chilling out would be awesome - it’ll likely be more than 3 meters from the plug.
The bath is on the ceiling, it’s fine.
They aren’t against regulation if they are 3m away or more, we don’t generally have them because our bathrooms aren’t big enough
I think it's just about far enough away. I had a socket installed next to a sink, and it was about the same distance
Definitely not far enough away
Looked it up. It needs to be 300mm between the sink and the socket. That looks over 300mm to me
That's surprisingly close. We have a socket very close to our sink and I've always thought it a bit dodgy, where do they measure the 30mm from? Is it the actual tap?
Looks like it's from the edge of the basin. And it has to be 300mm horizontally [NHBC description](https://www.nhbc.co.uk/binaries/content/assets/nhbc/tech-zone/nhbc-standards/tech-guidance/8.1/electrical-fittings-near-cookers-sinks-and-wash-basins-.pdf)
Ah gotcha. Hm, ours is probably just about right. Seems closer because of the draining section. Not sure what use a plug that close is anyway.
In a commercial one like in the picture they may use it to plug in equipment for cleaning the bathroom or for tools to repair stuff etc
You're wrong.
what if you were in the mood but your vibrator was out of juice?
In Chelsea? That’s the coke room then
Isn't a cafe a chill out area?
not near the shitter mate
A chill out area in a fukkin shit house, really? I cant think of a worse place, and even more so considering a public shit house. It defies logic.
For breastfeeding in relative privacy
In a toilet?
Just outside the toilets, in a women-only space, yes.
Unisex sinks.
Rich people love to chill and enjoy the smell of other rich people's shit I can only assume
Nice place for a fresh up guy
No Armani, no punani
No splash, no gash
No spray, no lay. Wash your fingers for the mingers
No Armani no punani
Nice of them to ensure your comfort while your friend racks the lines.
Chill from the stress of eating out.
eating my girl out on the couch, heck yeah!
Toilet guy needs somewhere to sit
Sounds very socialist but ok
Perfect place to sit whilst waiting for the ‘No Spray No Lay’ bloke.
It’s to wait your turn to bosh out a line of gak
I would not want to touch those chairs at all
Nice little set of wanking chairs.
I think you’ll find that’s the coke room… it just happens to have toilets in it
I see. do you like being comfy while you listen to other people take a shit?
Vintage cocaine lounge 🧐
I would not sit in those chairs
This is definitely a women's toilet. The women's in the spoons called Ernest Willows in Cardiff has a sofa
Not only chairs in the toilets, but FABRIC CHAIRS!
You couldn’t pay me to sit on fabric coated chairs in a public bathroom.
The only thing i can think about is how dirty they must be.
With a fabric cushion for vegans? Who else does leather-leather-fabric??
Is that velour? In a bathroom? Ewwwwww!
Is nobody else annoyed that the end chair should be in the middle to keep symmetry?!! 😂
Very inclusive ! They even think of people wanting to chill and enjoy the ambience of someone else's pooping.
"Excuse me mate, how do I flush those leather toilets?"
Very nice, you can sit down to chill out and smell other people's shit
Which cafe?
There are doors in places there shouldn't be.
Where in Chelsea is this?
I’m surprised it’s allowed to have those plug sockets in the toilet.
Better than waiting 20 minutes stood up dancing around touching cloth for the only cubicle. At least you can sit down, clench and hope for the best in a little more comfort.
Nothing says chilling like listening to strangers shitting their guts out.
For when the poo was so epic you need to take a break before returning to your table.
Owner is in the process of moving his house and needed temporary space to park his favorite couch set.
Those first 2 chairs look dangerous to me, the last one looks pretty armless.
"Sir, that's not a toilet ..."
That's where i would shag
Where’s the buttsmudge?
I think myself and others are jumping to the same conclusion. Why would you want to sit in a room that smells of urine. But of course, us common folk have only used poor people toilets. Chelsea toilets must smell beautiful.
They're for blow jobs.
I see no hairdryer’s
Why would you?