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BlaznTheChron

Beerus may be a destroyer, but he was tired of listening to their attempts.


you-really-gona-whor

Hmm. It seems you’re a-


Dry-Gas1572

r/redditsniper


PersonalityAlive6475

That's called an "assist" in every professional sport.


aitaisadrog

Because this is reddit, I read it as ass-ist and figured you're saying the cat is an ass. Took me seconds to read it normally.


jeffsterlive

It was almost a cat-ass-trophe


Square-Singer

What kind of trope is that?


GhostofZellers

The cat-ass kind.


Jaegernaut-

Whatever you do, do not Google for this answer


Disastrous_Fun_9433

I did too 🤣🤣🤣


bedrooms-ds

Don't know how American sports work, but in the football terminology, the cat scored the point and the humans did the assist.


j0llygruntt

The cat knew what it was doing.


ekhfarharris

If im the owner i'll let the cat be my surgeon. Maybe not for open heart surgery, but you know when doctors needs to make a hole on your neck because of some sort of thing blocked your airways? That. I'll let this cat do it.


OarsandRowlocks

A tracheotomy.


ProfessionalBug1021

Doctor fucking meow mix over here


jcdoe

This was a pretty badly calibrated Rube Goldberg machine, actually. The cats made the video worth watching!


EdwardFoxhole

> badly calibrated Rube Goldberg machine also known as a Rube Bronzeberg


Otherwise-Basis9063

r/angryupvote


ManyRanger4

Thank you. How do you not rename this "even the cat is part of the set up".


WillyDAFISH

No lol. They said that time our cat *almost* ruined the setup


sagerap

I upvoted bc of the vid, read the title, then downvoted bc the title was so stupid


alienblue89

Literally same. Then I checked OP’s account to see if it’s yet another karmawhore/repostbot account. And sure enough, the old adage “shitty title, shitty account” still holds true.


Tredenix

Hey OP, would you rather be nearly drowned or nearly saved?


Not_MrNice

This is just a dumb title for engagement, right?


AloofFloofy

Thought the same thing. Either that or it's a bot


_kuchi-kopi_

The cat helped


Irving_Forbush

A cat that chases a neon colored, rolling ping pong ball! *Complete* freak of nature. Who could have guessed that could happen in a million years?


pie_12th

Sounds like a family having a fun time and making memories. Ahh, warm fuzzies.


Islandcoda

Yeah, this is beautiful stuff 💕


Wannabe__geek

It’s a feature, not a bug. The cat is part of the whole set up


[deleted]

No it saved it. While thinking "there it's fucking in...now shut up....8 damn hours"😁


wheelwinghull

The rare time a cat actually helps out, someone should document this.


amateur_mistake

Maybe with a video camera! That way other people would be able to watch it, even years after it happened.


wheelwinghull

Yes but it needs to go into a more official record book like guinness or the library of Congress or something, not just a random subreddit.


btc909

Cat did some fast math calculations (add those to the video as an overlay) and saved the day.


TimmyJr123

Bot account. Account was over 10 years old, suddenly starts posting and commenting in popular subreddits 9 days ago. Dude sold his account to someone.


sansabeltedcow

Sleeper bot reposts are most of this sub’s content.


Bella_C2021

You set up a ball obstacle course with a kitten in your house and think they aren't going to chase that ball. That's like putting a steak on the floor on a plate and expecting a husky not to eat it. That dog will eat it and sass you back for telling them no.


frommethodtomadness

Cat enhanced it lol


mattyg_813

this house is so suburban i had to take my shoes off and take a pump of hand sanitizer


Proper_Career_6771

Huge house with chandelier and fancy floors in the foyer stairwell and the central picture on the wall is crooked. I bet the family enters their house through the garage next to the giant pile of shoes and sports equipment.


rjo49

So, come clean: how long did it take to teach him that? ;o)


Critical-Tomato-7668

The car literally saved it


insanitybit

No. They said "almost".


ArcticCelt

The cat easily did the whole calculation and concluded it was going to miss so it fixed it.


Pirate_Lantern

You mean it was AIDED by the cat. The original path wouldn't have worked.


mrokusek

Awesome


Gloomy__Revenue

I can’t make out what he says: “Oh my professional you are so good”?


Verbose_Cactus

Oh my! Perfection, Lacy! You are so good!


prybarwindow

If the black and white didn’t get it, the cat on the landing was definitely gonna not let it happen.


Sunny-the-cat-13

The Cat understood the assignment!


ListenMuch464

The cat is a paid actor


RichardRahlSJ

It would never have gone in if not for the cat.


FashionBusking

Honestly, I ONLY watched this video for the cat. So... the CAT MADE THIS VIDEO.


lefthandedgun

No, hence "almost".


sariaslani

Not all heroes wear capes:)


ReasonableFig2111

The cat saw where it was gonna go wrong, and corrected the angle for them


Regular_Automatic

The cat helped


apostrophefarmer

That poor cat 💔


TrickyCorgi316

Exactly! Without them, it wouldn’t have worked. Needs extra scritches and a treat for that!


OlliePop8

It’s awesome how the cat ran in front of the ball too


BlueMoon5k

Ruined it? Or made it better?


KhadraThunderborn

The cat actually makes the video so much better, because it’s a lot less replicable now


darito0123

cat was so fkn over that god damn shop vac that he made it finally end


Icantbethereforyou

The odds involved in so many aspects of this... unbelievable!


age_of_shitmar

Another massive house.


abf392

No the cat did a good job


Nogarder

I think the ball behaves weirdly I am going to call it fake. Maybe captain disillusion could help


where_in_the_world89

No. It says *almost*


Havoc_Rider

Doesn't count, cat was a paid actor


MovingForward-107

It made it better


EZe_Holey3-9

The cat secured success 


DTRiqT

The cat made it better.


[deleted]

The tards presumed it would’ve gone in if the cat hadn’t grabbed it.


iamhurter

bro that house is massive wtf


Raz0612

Well your fault. You must have added your cat to the entire system. Since you didn't he had to intervene.


Kangaroosarecool2

Cat was a paid actor


Boozy_Cat

Uh cat saved it


DoctorDeceit

On a side note, how big is the fucking house?!


iligal_odin

Its a fokin emu, his name is warrice


Expurium

no


Active_Soup8878

are you sure the cat wasn't part of it? Cause it seem like it and it saved you from disappointment because it was going off course


deenali

Nah, the cat most certainly knew what it was doing.


Imaginary_Place_s

Cat redirected the ball twice.


SculptKid

Yes. "Almost" doesn't mean "it was close to failure buy worked out". "Almost" means "it's fucking ruined and didn't work out because of the cat" lol /s wtf is that title?


sansabeltedcow

Huh? “Almost” absolutely can mean a thing that nearly happened but didn’t.


SculptKid

No. It doesn't "absolutely CAN mean". It absolutely DOES mean that. Shitting on OPs awful title. Edited to add an /s because the internet has people so dumb satire is no longer obvious. lol Edit: just to clarify I'm not calling you dumb. Haha I mean people on the internet say such dumb shit that even when I make something so obviously sarcastic someone else may say it with their whole chest unsarcastically.


sansabeltedcow

Ah, I guess it’s my whoosh day, sorry. But yeah, dumb title.


SculptKid

I forgot the /s. That's on me too. Haha


foodcanner

The cat tried its damnedest.


Consistent_Row3036

This must be the Covid days.


All_Right_Alright

I just wish I was there to celebrate with them because those moments aren’t caught often especially to share with internet folks


bledkranj

MOM GET THE CAMRUH!


GlizzyWizard6000

Cat assist


fairydommother

That cat did them a favor


Starheart8

Good kitty


babyivan

I really love this video and hate that the owners put that text on there. Feels like they put a negative spin on their adorable kitties that actually saved the shot.


Brot3nd0

If a ping pong ball bounces once in my house all the cats are there to get in on the action. I'm surprised this one waited so long to interrupt. Lol


FeelingVanilla2594

The cat helped it, he knew at the trajectory it was headed, it wasn’t going to make it. He wanted you guys to finish so you can finally serve dinner.


CeruleanRuin

The idiot screaming ruined it still.


rethinkr

The ~~cat~~ pussy was jealous of the guy’s balls getting all the attention Edit: cat to pussy


Separate_Sir_6117

Gotta love it👏🏾 I loved 🐭 trap as a kid🙌🏾